How does one find oneself's a female companion?

How does one find oneself's a female companion?

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Be normal for starters

what's next?

Law of averages. Talk to as many women or people for that matter. Create a network of friends or enter other circles and once you man up to all of the rejection your going to get you be around so many women from bieng friends with they're friends you'll get some. Bonus tip... use women you wont normally screw to make women you want to screw jealous. This takes a certain amount of self control

wait for a funeral then find out if girl is hot.
wait for it to end at night dig her up Profit

This:

by unplugging every once in awhile

i work at a department store with tons of women, talk to all of them erryday, even the ugly ones. over a year now, nothing has come of it.

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I would imagine not asking Yea Forums for relationship advice would be a start.

Go out into the real world. She's out there waiting for you.

One does not find, she comes to you ma men

Do what I did, find yourself a trap - the best of both worlds.

don't go looking for one, they'll find you if you're on your purpose in life (that is NOT anything remotely close to being related to females and is specifically about you and your happiness/fulfillment) because if they're all that's on your mind, you won't find them

join a gang, fuck hoes all day long

go to the club (aka the human breeding grounds)
clubs are filled with women in the prime of their lives looking to mate

Or a frat, depending on your circumstance I suppose.

Post photos of your dick on Yea Forums, of course.

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Overrated.

Be yourself and protect your financial assets. If a woman wants to have sex with you, great. If not, continue planning for retirement and don't look back.

The social pressure to breed/marry is one of the most ridiculous traits of human society today. Don't let them push you around.

have an attractive face

bullshit meme advice.

Just wasp yourself.

it hasn't failed me before so I can say that it is not bullshit