Getting high

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Does your mother count? I've never even had the slightest wink of interest in my mother, even though still she's a cougar. But my wife is like 97.65% exactly like my mom and I find her the hottest thing I've seen.

>deep shit
op said he wanted some so I delivered. he better gtfb here.

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Thats some freudian shit. Like ego and id. Has to do with internalization of qualities we are exposed to

CARL SHUT UP

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Fuck all that noise, now that I think of it I'd totally nail my mom.

OP is once again a bonafide faggot. And I am something of a faggot myself. So he's like a deep double faggot.

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Or there's that too I guess. Post pics when you get that Oedipussy

No u

Double 0 Faggot x 7

Here's a topic. How many of you (like five) anons have had near death experiences? I've had one. I was 15 and I was apprenticing as a blacksmith. The belt sand we used for getting an initial edge on blades had no guards on it so that there could be less restriction in blade movement. Larger pieces primarily. I was grinding away, and I heard two gunshots from the house behind me. I was startled and lost grio, and the knife I was working in shot up to the handle into my stomach. I was put in a car and rushed to the hospital but I blacked out about halfway there. It luckily missed all internal organs but I remember seeing just this palpable black and a solid, deep bell like tolling just slowly all throughout. Then I woke up in the hospital.

I uh... I'm having trouble following the math on this but YEAH FUCK OP

what were the 2 shots from?

Duuude

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I'm so glad you asked. The old man that owned the ranch I was learning at just kinda walked in the bathroom at that moment and decided to do some home improvements. So he decided to really make himself commit by blowing two holes in the floor. Now, pretty much everyone but me open carried at this place so that house was quickly filled with 4 othed people locked and loaded having a John Woo stand off in the dining room while I was coming to terms with 3 inches of tool steel in my gut out back. Kinda funny when you think about it.

>I was apprenticing as a blacksmith
How old are you?

27. If you're familiar with the SCA then it should make more sense.

No. I think it’s just a similiar effect to déjà-vu due to your preferences leaning you toward similiar situations

Bud for sale around Newtown $20s and $50s delivery $5 wickr getustoned or snap defnode87

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Do you think life is just a really detailed simulation? I think so. I'm so fucking high. I'm probably gonna be a degenerate in a few and sniff my in law's panties while rubbing one out. It doesn't matter if it's wrong since it's all fake.

>it should make more sense.
That just raises further questions.

Even if it’s a simulation it’s a real place you exist in and everything works the same, so it’s functionally real. Basically solipsistic bullshit

Medieval reinactment basically. There's a website if you want to know more.

How do you know when you're high?

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simultion theory was debunked

nice trips bro

this is a copy pasta

nice 0011

anyone else hot and bothered?

No. But it definitely is meaningless, inherently. To impose meaning onto it is to become unaligned with creation; a sprawling, violent, mechanical place with no outlet but it's own self. So if rubbing your dick on your in-laws panties is what would give you purpose right now, and you are willing to deal with the ramifications of all possible scenarios, then by the passive and uncaring god do so in the name of your own personal quest of self gratification.

"Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom."

-H.P. Lovecraft

gl on gettin the job Yea Forumsro, proud of u

Oh shit, thanks for the check

Thanks man. Gotta do what you gotta do.

That was beautiful man.

nice, proud of u user

y'all welcome

I don’t believe in it personally, but what’s your evidence?

Unconditional love doesn't exist. We are all after our own self interests. We say we love in order to receive love.

I got shot at and ied’d once. But it detonated a few feet from the vehicle so no one really got hurt. Just got our bells rung.

What are you Yea Forumsros smokin out of?

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My bare hands.

very learn-ed of you

damn thats hardcore dude

1. Are squinting?
2. Are you really fucking thirst?
3. Are you thinking about dinosaurs?
4. (a+b)^2=a^2+b^2. Yes?

If you answered yes to three or more of these then you are stoned.

What about our children? That’s an immediate and unconditional love.

>4. (a+b)^2=a^2+b^2. Yes?
only in mod(2)

This little guy.

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Damn homie, military or just that bad of a neighborhood?

Nice dude

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Mom doesn't count, or at least I hope it doesn't. I both intentionally and subconsciously avoid women that remind me of my mother. It is for this reason that I've never fucked a short haired woman, I feel like they're unrelated.

I am very intrigued

Kek, muh nibba

You’re a funny guy, i like you.
And i hope you are or will be a parent.

But trust me, not everyone love their kids.

Daily reminder that this is also the world we live in

A choir of a thousand angry voices shall sing for you.
Man this is some pretty nice writing no jokes.

Go to be killian, you gotta figth tommoriw.

ifykyk(;

military
>just that bad of a neighborhood
sensiblechuckle.gif

Oh that's cute! Lemme guess... You named it "Nevermore"?

Whatcha working on there? I see some sultry looking series

lol try smoking opium from it

you'll probably feel more relaxed and maybe a bit tired. I only got high on my 4th time smoking but when I did get high I knew I was. Your first time might be more extreme than other times as your tolerance is low. On my first time being high I remember feeling like someone was pushing down on my eyelids the entire time

>not everyone loves their kids
Maybe because everyone I know has young kids and I try to surround myself with positive people, but that’s such a foreign concept to me. Everyone worth kids I know is always gushing over them. I had to listen to my buddy when we were getting drunk go on and on about how much he loves his kids.
But you’re right, there are people out there who don’t.

It’s a linear independence proof for my abstract linear algebra class. I should probably adopt some finite series notation to make my work nearer

Ive been calling it “my one eyed raven” and asking who wants to smoke it.

i feel relieved. I only answered yes to one

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I've only ever smoked joints, are there any good pipes to buy?

Thank you for the compliment on my bullshit writing, also where the hell did killian come from? In the SCA I usually go by "Ibn".

>1. Are squinting?
My eye sight is fading, yes.
>2. Are you really fucking thirst?
I have not had water today. I am dehydrated, yes.
>3. Are you thinking about dinosaurs?
I am now.
>4. (a+b)^2=a^2+b^2. Yes?
No.

Hmmmmm

Oh yea, plenty. At the local smoke shops something like
Will run you $25-$40 typically, depending on size, design, Art ect.

Glass ones. Just not bubblers. Those are a bitch to clean.
Source: experience

Sorry to break it to you user...

Sexy. I look forward to taking linear algebra myself next quarter

k thanks

I got stuck because on "p" of pemdas. I can't solve parentheses because I'm too uneducated and have such a bad brain for math that I can't figure out how to add a and b when I don't know what one or the other is.

Get a water pipe “bubbler”, it’s not that bad to clean like says. Fill to the brim with isopropyl alcohol and let sit for a day, boom. But to each their own

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Not who you’re replying to, but I love bubbles. However, I did put together a whole cleaning kit for them.

That’s a nice piece.

I laughed more than I should've about this.

Nice, regular or abstract?

Thanks dude (:

Yeah you get a pass for this one.

Well, I guess I'm just biased lol. I do have a couple tiny bongs that are maybe 5-6 inches tall that satisfy my small water pipe needs though.

nice, post pics

The tall, straight piped, clear glass ones get nasty looking pretty quick. I’m going to try that alcohol trick next time though.

I stopped smoking this past 2 weeks and actually had a dream this morning. As a daily smoker I would never dream, ever. So that's my deep talk for the day.

Regular is all that's offered at my community college, but I hope to delve into abstract at uni.

nice, math major?

If this thread isn't dead in the morning I might. It's like 3am right now and I don't feel like risking waking up my wife.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zha9sZdsf6A Listen to this song.
And this: youtube.com/watch?v=6HXuC_HCNjw

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what
the
fuck

I actually don't have this problem. Then again, I am the kind of person who changes out the bong water every use. Not sure if that effects it any.
As always, make sure to add some non iodized salt to to that alcohol :)

Dude same! Like it makes sense, but it's just so weird and different.

From earlier about to load another

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very cool. im about to load another

Ah, I am not. That’s probably why.

More physics. I would love to go pure math, but I want to pay my bills in the future lol. I am definitely planning on minoring in math though.
Youself?

Couple more videos to watch while high:
youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4
youtube.com/watch?v=w_MSFkZHNi4

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I am having some serious piece envy from this thread. Good going on those finds Yea Forumsros!

very nice. im a pure math major myself. graduate in december. then hopefully off to grad school

Holy shit dude you're so close congrats! Best of luck, and just for you, a little something something

B+J=bad joke
B+iJ=complex bad joke

It's cool if you cringed, the jokes imaginary anyway.

Goodnight, faggots. Sleep well.

that put a smile on my high ass face Yea Forumsro, thanks
good luck to you in physics

But to be 420 somewhere
That somewhere happens to be where I'm at
>04:20
Smoke up, bros

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lovely piece. very minimalist

I lover her (purple haze)
It was love at first sight because I knew that little frosted light purple cutie would darken into a mysterious beauty. Her purple really glows in the sun.

got pics of her in the sun?

I'm afraid not.
Inside she just looks black and just reflects light in a weird way. I took the pic with a 100w flood light bathing down on my desk and o you see some purple. I. The sun it's light a complete purple aura.
Here's with a flashlight only.

I always keep my eyes open for another but never have any luck.
It's such a simple design too. Just lightly colored borosilicate glass that's sandblasted.

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bro thats very cool
ultra instinct pipe

I did a stoned Google and found this
>$4.80
I.....I think I must....

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link?

Kissing the rhino

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get itttt

Anyhow.
Wholesaler site so $4.80 is probably the best unit price for large lots.
Is sad now

veekaywholesale.com/product/5-frosted-rhino-glass-hand-pipe-w-image/

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oh shit

I killed small animals and preserved them in jars for years. Eventually, I realized how silly I was for doing so.

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hey niggers im high and tired and idk. i want to be involved but even then im just to laazy to bother to type out things that would bother a conversation.

I smoke alot of weed, like alot i mean i finish an ounce in a week and will drink quite often for bursts then nothing. im an adept drug user, i could name them but tbh im sure you get what i mean. Im exhausted rn, i work in 12 hours exactly. Im a young feller too if that adds anything.

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what the fuck bro

youtu.be/YwBRPyUlZ-k

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Dunno if it counts since in the end I got off scratch-free, but here goes:

>be me
>have two friends who are into urbex
>most of the places we visit have access to rooftops, tall towers, all kinda dangerous shit
>one of them, an abandoned concrete production facility, has four ~50 meter tall chimneys
>each one still has a ladder, we decide not to be morons and don't try to climb
>the entire complex is beautiful enough to make me feel like my depression's gone
>fast forward a year
>depression at it's apex, suicidal af
>decide to go there alone, hope for peace of mind
>second time around coming there it's not nearly as therapeutic
>flip coin on whether to climb one of the towers (pic related), climb if swastika
>coin lands swastika up
>"fuck it", proceed to climb tower
>rungs of the ladder are in good condition at the bottom, but higher up they get more and more rusty
>realize that once i reach the top i'll flip a coin again on whether or not to jump
>as i think that, about 3/4ths the way up one of the rungs breaks off, stays in my hand, pieces of bricks it was attached to fly down, was fully expecting the chimney to collapse
>makes me think of my friends and family and how my death would impact them
>lowkey still wish for it to collapse
>it doesn't
>thoughts of friends and family win out, decide to climb down
>about halfway down, some more rubble starts falling, mostly dust but adrenaline kicks in nonetheless
>once I'm down and a few meters away from it, several more bricks come cascading down
>would've killed me or at least knocked me unconscious had i still been on the ladder
>notice that about a dozen meters further there's a fuckton of withered flowers and old and new vigil lights
>apparently some kid died here a few years back
>feel like i got saved by that kid's ghost

i still visit the place from time to time and leave a candle at his grave every time i go

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shit bro gl

for reference

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damn bro

i am not lieing this amount a little less than a half oz, cause i was smoking now, is going to probably be about all gone by the end of tommorow/today.

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thats cuz u roll so much lmao

same guy, its 5am, like i said i work in 12 hours and im having a hard time keeping my head up so like im saying goodnight Yea Forumsros. im deadass tired.

that i do, but i mean i smoke a joint before work and after work and if its a certain manager then with him in his office. But i usually use a bong or bring my silicon one which ive predominantly been using now.

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nighty night bro, smoke one before bed

Dude Is Faded
G'night, bro

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