How can I get weed online in the United states without using the deep web...

are you two being retarded on porpoise?

Lol k

highschool detected

+1

>make friends from Colorado or Cali
>Ask if they could ship
>Pay via internet
>???
>Profit

Keyboard warrior at its finest, what a faggot you are, he can say k if he wants to just asked a simple ass question and here you are losing your shit, fucking pathetic retard

poster count didnt increase, show yourself samefag

the question is so simple it doesnt need a thread

You guys are no help can you just fuck off instead if shitposting jesus christ

go on grindr

/thread

Lol look at you mr fucking detective why would I be the same person

You know, we fought a long time and had a lot of good peoples lives ruined in Colorado trying to get it legalized. Fuck you, pussy. Go fix your state or buy some schwag from the cartels. Faggot.

>go to mich disp
>put money in donation jar
>put weed in bag
>put bag in car
>go to not moms house and blaze

fucking government man

make sure they have a vacuum sealer and mylar bags to fit said vacuum sealed items

Go outside

clearly are from that response

Are you upset about something?

>he can be a faggot if he wants
>but you cant
>here you are doing what I am doing

lol

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kek
If that faggot wants some mountain weed he's going to pay premium.
Selling is riskier than buying

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i just walk to my weed store. thats 20% more. i still buy from my dealers. the candian gov is trying to steal money from the lower class.

Where in Michigan are you? If you're near Wayne county I can probably help.

>inb4 cali fags
oregon has best weed (and cheapest), any disagreement means you haven't tried it

/life

He hasn't rolled his nightly yet.

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this. i lived in michigan from 2012-2018 and bought weed legally from a dispensary my entire time there. didn't you guys legalize it for recreational use?

if not just get a medical card, it's not hard. say you have anxiety and you use it in moderation to calm yourself down

"Oh look at me I sit on Yea Forums all day and green text like everyone else dies to make myself feel a part of something and feel better about my self I'm so original and smart I wish I was clever and could green text properly like the other people on this sight I wish someone said kek to my comments because no one loves me" kill yourself

>single chamber grinder

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jesus go vote for biden on pintrest you triggered nigger

Fuck man I wish

i'm from LA; i've never tried oregon weed but it's probably amazing. and i've no doubt it's cheaper, they price gouge here. can go up to $75 for an eighth for some "premium" strands (they're never much better tbh)

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Jesus Christ just google it. It's a complicated licensing issue but it's seriously easy AF. Here's a bitly link. /2lzIGq5

The government tried to ban me from the dark web

Lol just proving my point even further low lives like you always have to bring politics into it when you cant win an argument

>move to california
>use one of the 20 delivery services they have

i get it delivered straight to my door, shit is cash

>I HAVE MORE CHROMOSOMES THAN U
what argument?

if i go in incogneto mode in google chrome is that the dark web? the page is dark colored so thats what the dark web is right?

it is decriminalized honestly better to get it the old fashioned way go outside and talk to people but having a card is great for vapes and candy and goofy shit

are there recreational shops around yet, or is it still just medical?

LA weed around Calabasas is fucking schwag. That Atrium place is the study of good packaging of mediocre weed and then hire hot chicks and fags to sell it with a tablet and a flounce. Denver is a generation ahead of LA. Waaaaaaay better quality. $20 Green Dragon anything destroys $58 weed in that part of town.

asking for a friend in melbourne .au who wants to score some whacky tobacky. can anyone help her?

It is also private, no backtracing

True yeah I mean I'm pretty sure an oz of flower would be less suspicious than like 3 pounds of it, I've had a vacuumed sealed oz of weed and couldn't smell shit at all

Kief is like $15 a gram, bro.
They also have other sorts of concentrated cannabis products in the display case.

But seriously, my sharpstone grinder is older than at least half the faggots posting ITT. Bought it when I was still in high school in the 90's. The lack of a pollen catch was strategic because parents and paranoia. At this point nostalgia prevents me from getting a new grinder.

bumping for a good cause. deep web onion links ok.

Is there such thing as a "recreational" shop? Are people that socially awkward out there?

>zip zop flippity flop

duuuude

i know that EXACT place and avoid it like the plague since i live in the area. there's a much better place a little northeast of the atrium, in a shopping center near the westfield mall.

honestly i just use eaze to order it online and have it delivered; i buy about an ounce of pre-ground at a time and roll joints, and if you pay over $100 they take off the delivery fee, which is about $35-40. so i just buy in bulk every few weeks

>Are people that socially awkward out there?
huh? i just meant shops where you can buy without having to have the doctors rec

find some crypto
dark.fail
find a market and spend some crypto

I mean if op was smart he would just ask someone from a legal state to ship him a few grams of wax or shatter.
Easy mode

Right now in MI there are no legal retailers for recreational weed. Those won't happen until sometime next year. What is legal right now is individuals can grow up to 15 plants at a time for personal use or sharing with friends.

damn man, ill put my CA prejudices aside for my reply

ive paid 70 for an eighth here but it was at a new shop, and I never went back. they claimed 42% thc and I was stoned at the time "lol okay sounds good". thought about it later like fuckkk isnt the record like 33%. What did they like read to the plant every night and tuck it in before bedtime

but there are top shelf products everywhere, ive found 30% for $11/g. Ive paid $40 for an ounce of 22%. best shop ive been to got shut down for embezzlement and cross state shipping but they had the fucking dealllls

Visited nevada and the guy was asking about oregon prices and asked what the high end for Os was and thats about 220, or thats the highest ive seen. He said thats where they started, so like $220/oz for 15%, i cant fucking imagine.

just have always hated CA people talking up their bud when ive tried the 'crazy shit' and its nowhere near oregon stuff. but at the same time, weed is weed and if you smoke enough, you get stoned, so never really understood the dickswinging of strains, probs just new smokers being new

excellent gonna use it to sell IEDs on ebay

plox

bump

my question is the same

but never heard of it no gotta play the game to get the special privelege of buying on demand legally

where to cop weed on the deep webs?

>Kief is like $15 a gram, bro.
>They also have other sorts of concentrated cannabis products in the display case.
waht

>sharpstone
>single chamber to conceal smell
>i bought the grinder that spills the most so i can hide it
waht

cheap birth control is a slick idea wishi thought of it

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posion

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man too bad he is not in a legal state with patience and money for two months of foresight

DAMN IT MIGHT AS WELL BE FUCKING LEGAL THEN GOD DAMN
>i just noticed caps lock was on
>too lazy to retype
>am high right now

>What did they like read to the plant every night and tuck it in before bedtime
i laughed audibly

i have a rule of thumb where i never pay over $45 for an 1/8th, and even then i'll only do it if it looks like nice shit, colorful and crystally

>just have always hated CA people talking up their bud when ive tried the 'crazy shit' and its nowhere near oregon stuff. but at the same time, weed is weed and if you smoke enough, you get stoned, so never really understood the dickswinging of strains, probs just new smokers being new
agreed. california probably grows a lot of good stuff in bulk but ive been to the pacific northwest so knowing the terrain i can see how you guys could grow some awesome stuff. and tbh i don't see much difference in the strains aside from sativa vs indica. i agree that the people who dickswing about which strain is better than which are just bullshitting in the same way people bullshit about fine wines

ooh 3636
>is that dubs?

Drive around till you find a street with a lot of liquor stores and payday loan type places, go into a well lit gas station between 12:00 midnight and 4:00 am, you're gonna be able to smell it off any of the people who can get it to you

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Sauce NOW

where to cop weed in melbourne?

this is relatively accurate advice

for her I would hold all of the plums

google image search bro

thats a bummer. when i was in MI (in ann arbor, go blue) i was able to use my california rec which i got easy as fuck; i was thinking of getting a michigan one but you have to send your fucking application into a state registry or some shit? and i wasnt about to go through that whole process

>explodinguterus.jpg

go to a dispensary like any other faggot

Tru anonymity
>Buy Bitcoins
>Download tor, VPN, and proxies via McDonald's wifi from other side of town wearing disposable mask
>Search deepweeb
>Purchase product to send to temporary po box
>Dispose computer via fire
>Smoke weed with fire
>????
>Profit

Using it is legal here in MI, it's just that the state is doing it's usual glacier slow pace in coming up with licensing and regulations for the retail sales. We waited this long to get it legalized, we can wait a bit longer to get the stores set up.

ann arbor is different than michigan I am kinda proud of my traveling green card collection I am legally fucked up in tenstates

Wut?
Dispo kief is kind of shit and somewhat hard to find because no one really wants it.

I never said conceal smell.
It was size. Smallest grinder I could find that wasn't shit was that sharpstone without a pollen catch.
Not even Sure what you mean by spilling?

>too lazy to retype a statement but ended up pressing more keys to explain why he's too lazy to retype it which would have been less effort ot simply retype
the absolute state of weeder brain

> i never pay over $45 for an 1/8th
good plan, weird how dispens' can be so variant in pricing. Ive started just paying attention to what farm the bud came from, as most farms will produce near the same quality on every strain. That being said some of the best stuff I ever had was not covered in crystals so idk

>agreed. california probably gro
my favorite is when people argue over indoor strains. even then any argument over weed is cancerous, just smoke what I handed you guy

>fine wines
NAPPA FUCKING VALLEY 2016

you should make them all into a collage/map of the US with each card cut out into the states shape (after you finish your collection of all ~47 states)

>caviar is hard to find

if you are 14
is the end of that sentence

>Dispo kief
yes I am wondering how that came into the discussion? my reply had nothing to do with that. the weed you posted is negligibly kiefy, but yes I wouldnt purchase hash from a dispens ever

>spilling
they overflow??

thats everybody

i'll dump the set in a mega if you can tell me where to score weed in melbourne

Bumping for interest. I live in deep south texas and you cannot get anything unless you speak spanish, locally. I have chronic pain and would love some concentrates or vape cartridges. The one guy I found sells 1 ml carts for $50 a pop. I have ordered hemp and cbd from oregon before but those are legal. Pic related.

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have you heard of being funny? smoke something

>you do you bro
>send it fam

whats wrong about hating millenials

my cousin just visited some guy im sure shes fucking there. could ask her to ask him but shes normie and lives in KC so probably asleep

i suppose everything is funny when you're high on weed. where can i get some in melbourne?

is that a glunt?

It would be the ultimate stoner piece for sure bro

drafted vet here, assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

wish i could tell you dude
its medically legal where im from

You know you can buy hemp and CBD at local smoke shops in Texas right?

>weird how dispens' can be so variant in pricing
i dont know for sure but ive always felt like they just make it more expensive if there's more foot traffic; ive been to some dispensaries in westwood that are being so obvious about overpricing it. that's part of the reason i like to buy online on eaze or weedmaps; i can't always look at the bud in person but if i know what im getting i can pick the best price

>my favorite is when people argue over indoor strains. even then any argument over weed is cancerous, just smoke what I handed you guy
exactly dude. no need to wave your dick around about how much you "know" while im trying to chill

>NAPPA FUCKING VALLEY 2016
THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER

>2019
>confusing "millennial speak" with "west coast speak"
just chill out and roll with the good vibes, my hombre

thx anyway

looks garbage

i meant melbourne australia, but thanx anyway.

>caviar
Bro, infused flower is NOT kief (though kief is usually a component)

my bad

Dude just summon a dweedmon

>Go to the last place you smoked
>Put your face on the ground
>Repeat this chant until he appears
"Out of weed it's such a bore, I search for nugs fell to the floor, oh mercy me oh mercy my, oh green goblin please bring me more!"

This works maybe 7/10 times so don't bother unless you really need it.

yes you fuckwit, i know. I NEED WEED IN MELBIN DOES ANY HAVE SHRIMP ON BARBY

I can ask but you lost it, she visited MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA to see a guy who likely smokes mad pot, but she lives in KANSAS CITY. i think youre already stoned enough friend

i'll bet that would be really, really funny of i was high. but i'm obv not. :(

okay thats gay

well if that's the sort of rage that you get on weed then i don't htink i wanna try it any more.

gonna need to see some nude pics of your cousing to validate your claims

bro, caviar is moon rocks and I am not even gonna put effort into telling you if a wide variety of fine hash in different varietes quality tested by an independent third party is not available where you go, your dispensary is shit

>flower

its bud, dweeb

Basically
Catching your own kief is silly if you live in a free state.
But hey, if you like removing some potency now to add it back later, whatever.

>overflow
Nope.just toss on a few nugs, press the other side of the grinder down, couple turns, and you have enough for a solid joint or bowl. I usually don't grind much ahead of time.

kak

FUKKIN BARBIE?!

my foreskin smells putrid. where can i cop some weed in melbourne?

>eaze or weedmaps
recently learned there is some counties down there that prevent purchase outside of the delivery apps which fucking sucks. Dont really have to worry about foot traffic where I live, as town populations are so goddamn low. current town is 15k and went to college in a town with 25k

>exactly dude
the worst is girls who do this (argue), or oregon ones atleast. ive encountered countless females that say "dude" or "man" ever third word and I have to just walk away. "haha yeah man uber is like my job you know? dude I make like $100 a night so I just smoke helllla"

best conv ive had with a CA person likely ever, if you truly are

8 weeks clean after 9 years, but okay

that gross goblin skin on your dick is hiding some just dry it out and smoke it while pasting

withdrawl rage after going cold turkey. why are you in this thread if it's making you so mad?

It's 100% obvious you're from the west coast. You fucks can't get your shit together.
Moon rocks are also infused flower.
And obviously the buds we're taking about are FLOWER buds.

>while pasting
i am elf and what is this?

Yes it is. These are super awesome when you combine them with a bong.

Cheaper online. An oz of shake is 20-30 bucks.

So's your face.

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>bro obviously activated almonds

you are obviously some mighty weed snob I would put as much more likely west coast

actually, i found my last dealer through craigslist. and before that, i once ordered weed to a concert through craigslist. cops got better shit to do.

>prevent purchase outside of the delivery apps which fucking sucks
really? that's lame; you think they'd want to just make it as available as possible and rake in the tax money on it

>say "dude" or "man" ever third word and I have to just walk away
yeah this shit is annoying. i use dude quite a bit but i try not to sound like a damn stereotype
>helllla
this specific word is a norcal thing and we shit on them so much for it because they use it all the goddamn time

>best conv ive had with a CA person likely ever, if you truly are
thanks man, ive enjoyed the coversation too. i know what you mean because plenty of californians are shitheads lol; glad we could have a good talk

its not, im also drunk idk. aussies tend to be missing a few brain cells as they all get kicked in the head by boomers (roos not old humans) when they are little

love talking weed still, dont really miss it but fun to reminisce. I mean I do miss it but Im on the job hunt and got priorities now

Ya but my bud will put yer dick in the dirt so there.

>muh terms better than ur terms
who the fuck cares?

what do you miss most about being "high"?

did it ever give you a hangover?

>mad cognitive bias

it takes 3-4 weeks for it to leave your system bro, and even then it's not the actual thc in your body, its the metabolites that come from it. learn some science buddy

disillusioned cognitive coefficient

Nicee I didn't think about online gotta check it out cuz im tired of spending 40 - 100 bucks just for maybe a 2 - 3 week session if i try conversing it

> (You)
>Ya but my bud will put yer dick in the dirt so there.
Then help a piece of shit single dad in lots of pain out.

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>weed isn't addictive
so stop it then. bet you can't

jesus just ask for pictures of his dick already weirdo

I get my stuff from Tweedle Farms. All CBD heavy. They have hemp flower, wax, and carts too.

high functioning

post a timestamped pic of your erect penis

Sure, but the weaboo is afraid of social interaction.

sober function

>really?
yeah some guy on a newer kill tony podcast mentioned it, I forget where he was, some high end area far outside of LA. Mendocino sounds right but probably way off.

>yeah this shit is annoying
i definitely do too, but its purely to address someone or when im giving heartfelt advice to a depressed bro

>shit on them
that word has consistently been a meme since its fruition into OR culture. people will unknowingly use is and youll see heads turn every time. shit is so rough

>californians are shitheads
I dont like making generalizations but Ive yet to meet one worth befriending. This may be because everyone that moves from CA to OR is garbage, as those are my only frame of reference

"you dont have the gold plated gen2 airpods? pfft."

"your clothes look like youve owned them for longer than a month haha"

"CA has the best mexican food, better than mexico"

I would 100% if I was close. I run by on my bike sometimes but I am in the thread to watch the local chatter

1. weed isn't physically addictive but you can develop a mental addiction to it if you use it poorly as a coping mechanism
2. i didn't even say anything about addictiveness of weed

this

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Nice I'll check it out Yea Forumsro hopefully they have gummies too cuz I'm down to my last 2 from a 500mg jar I bought for $45 two weeks back

OH SEEE YOURE ADDICTED

>mental addiction to it if you use it poorly as a coping mechanism
exactly. and it induces rage when you're trying to quit. especially when you're talking about it in a thread when you're trying to quit and you come to realise that you're not strong enough.

maybe not you but the other guy

the ability to not have dreams. never had any scarring event in my life or death in the family, but I never have dreams, only nightmares. weed kills your ability to dream if you smoke long enough and I think thats what kept me doing it for so long.

and hangovers sure maybe when I was 14. not so much hangovers but like id be high the next day? never unenjoyable like an actual hangover. only happened to me the first couple of times I smoked though. I went deep very quick. by month 4 i was smoking an ounce every 3 days and selling enough to buy another on the 4th day

> (You)
>I would 100% if I was close. I run by on my bike sometimes but I am in the thread to watch the local chatter
Sadly nobody is close to me. Deep south texas. They assume all whites are narcs. Keep hoping to make a friend in a legal state I can trust enough to paypal.

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ur gonna have to face it, ur addicted to weed

your body induces rage over producing chemicals the thc was previously supressing tbh fam

I wasn't the one starting g the shit.
All I said was that kief is actually hard to find in dispensaries and is usually shitty and cheap (why the fuck would I buy kief when I can buy bubble hash?)

>Mendocino
i'd be surprised if it was mendocino county since i think they grow most of it

>i definitely do too, but its purely to address someone or when im giving heartfelt advice to a depressed bro
agreed, just have to temper it

>This may be because everyone that moves from CA to OR is garbage
that doesn't surprise me tbh. they're probably moving to OR in some attempt to be hipster and show off on instagram. i totally see where you're coming from there because i hate those people just as much. they give the rest of us a bad name

thanx for opening up to me.

>prevents dreams
i wonder if it helps you forget your anxiety (the things that you would have nightmares about) or if it prevents you from going into the deep sleep so you can't dream at all.
did you have any dreams at all while you were smoking weed?

just seems like a bad idea

8 weeks clean after 9 years. it is socially addictive and hard to stop because it takes over your sleep schedule. I quit during a move and leaving behind my old friend group, it kinda just fell out of my life

it is not physically addictive like blow or nicotine which i also quit years back

> (You)
>Nice I'll check it out Yea Forumsro hopefully they have gummies too cuz I'm down to my last 2 from a 500mg jar I bought for $45 two weeks back

Not sure about gummies but they have capsules and tinctures. I have tried the Hawaiian Haze flower, Cherry Wine, Lifter, and Pineberry shake/trim, and the banana kush cart. Pretty good for my chronic pain...at least i am ok to cook and drive for my son.

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it sounds tempting but its not worth a federal drug trafficking charge they could throw at you if you got caught

>weed keeps me calm and prevents me from shooting up schools
gov't funded weed handouts when?

google.com/search?kgmid=/g/1q5j7tz5q&hl=en-US&kgs=92d6b25099284c1b&q=kaiser chiefs addicted to drugs&shndl=0&source=sh/x/kp/osrp&entrypoint=sh/x/kp/osrp

hey, good on you for quiting your bad habits and moving on with your life.

>I am not saying dumb shit

are so

I'm South Texas too

at first yeah dreams stay around, but no after a couple weeks of daily smoking, they stop. Ive talked about this with many people and they all experienced the same phenomena.

and I wouldn't say anxiety from nightmares. never been an anxious person or been impacted by the nightmares i have. they werent ever 'about' anything, like no faces or people and I dont know what I am, its just open space and shit would happen that wasnt visually pleasing. the only recurring one i ever had was an all white room that would suddenly close in on itself and turn into a black, oily and spiky ball that wouldnt stop moving around.

also feel worth mentioning no medical ailments, especially mental. had childhood asthma but outgrew.

Google weed delivery.
/thread

they already hand out opiates why not

> (You)
>it sounds tempting but its not worth a federal drug trafficking charge they could throw at you if you got caught

Would they do that for just a cart or two? I don't want to sell, just cope better with my own pain. I would not want flower or anything. I had a friend in Seattle who sent me these 1 gram sheets of concentrates for dabbing in a regular bubble envelope. Was going to paypal him but he went into the hospital and never came out...he was a big guy.

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nice, but i actaully had this song in mind:

youtu.be/XcATvu5f9vE

if youre near a major city in michigan you can get it delivered to you

> (You)
>I'm South Texas too
Oh yeah? Have access to any concentrates or carts? I have a guy for reggie and occasionally dro

same tbh I just thought the other title was clever

good song

Yeah
Fuck off
Imma load a bowl of snow cone flower with all of the included tricomes and forget all about you dumb faggots.

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Canada?

Fucking show us that packed bowl.

I am gonna do all of that but twice as hard so put that in your pipe and smoke it

>had childhood asthma but outgrew
me too. i'm having second thoughts about trying it because i like my dreams. especially the wet ones.

Ya?

Yeah I know I guy who I can get THC carts from, usually for about 40 or 50 per cart depending on the brand

#freeweed
let's get it trending

>mendocino
it was something with an M, i got no clue though

>temper it
no bro dude like hella stop you have to like cmon dude

>hipster and show off on instagram
yerp, thats most of portland and bend. guys in subaru outbacks with beards and girlfriends that wears trucker hats and flannels. seeking the approval of your peers and random individuals via internet points will always elude me.

ill need to spend some actual time down there I suppose. problem is my degree is really only applicable in the bay area and im not looking to expend that amount of money just to exist. my old boss has a friend down there pulling 250k and he still lives check to check

Move to cali. Theres a multitude of faggots here but if you have weed maps you can have some of the best shit in the united states delivered straight to your house.

>(You)
why do you keep quoting yourself? are you high?

What city are you in? I am from McAllen

>hipster and show off on instagram
left out all the blue/purple/green haired buzzcut girls that think women > men but also think that men should approach women to ask for dates/numbers because 'its a man's job'

> (You)
>>(You)
>why do you keep quoting yourself? are you high?
I am both high and in a lot of pain. Also reaponding on my phone so do not want to forget what I am responding to.

empire

I mean, its very much different for everyone. and if you space it out enough, it shouldnt impact your dreams.

besides, jerking it when stoned is fucking amazing. there would be some nights I waited to jerk until i got high just because it was so much better.

Dude, I live in the RGV. Get some Kratom for that pain, and stay the fuck away from those THC carts.

That shit is literally killing dumbass folks. Or don't you watch the news?

yupp, not hard if you have shit to do and keep yourself busy instead of couch locking yourself

San Antonio

dayum. ok i'll try to get my hands on some. it couldn't hurt to try a few times rite?

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>the pain

get somethig additional for pain

gaye
more gaye
so gaye

thank you. can you be a little more specific tho because i'm not having much luck searching for "weed empire" on duck duck go.

try altavista

dark.fail/empire

what's that? am i seasrching for the right thing tho? is it a websited called "weed empire"?

CHAMPION.

thank you, user.

no sir.

my rule of thumb however is to never use out of weakness or when dealing with something. thats how you develop a dependency. always smoke as a social thing or by yourself with some goal in mind (glorious masturbation).

and be warned that weed very much is a gateway drug, as gay as that sounds. only took me 5 months before i did mushies and acid. not preaching against these but again everyone is different and you might get turned off from the experience. and once you try any drug, you will always have that memory, and at some point or another later in life youll say to yourself, damn i wish i had ____. done this so many times and kind of regret, but dont at the same time because of all the great memories and experiences that have come from getting high with the homies

no sir was to if it would hurt or not, which it wont

mmm tricomes P:

good stuff, man. fabulaous fapping is all the motivation that i need.

thanx for the chat.

>ctrl+F leafedin.com
>0 results
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K
and my pot of wax is white widow

Well...
This shit is cerebral as fuck. I'll say hello to space for you

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>leafedin.com
.org* my mistake

just makes everything better lolol, 5 minute showers turn to 25 minutes showers. people say food tastes better but im not much of a food guy so it always made me lose my appetite instead of give munchies

some types of people feel a loss of control kind of uncomfortableness using it, worst case scenario...aside from collapsing a lung haha

>cerebral as fuck
you sound like someone that thinks mushrooms stay in the platelets between your spine and cause flashbacks

need to use bitcoin for this

>cops got better shit to do.
unless you live in a major city or somewhere with a significant amount of minorities, no. they really don't have anything better to do.

Have you ever looked at the back of a one dollar bill......on weed....?

Get on Facebook

correct

guy sold me butter bud at half price that was all popcorn just started to herm but smells like molded cheese and still makes me near hurl after smoking it daily a week

see you there

>uncomfortableness
this comes from smoking in at an age they shouldnt or in a place they shouldnt
>oh shit mom is gonna find out
doesnt happen if youre in a safe environment. tested on many highly anxious people and seen supporting results

>lung collapse
are you fucking retarded?

Cerebral = head high
I could have said "shit is heady as fuck..." but that sounds worse to my ears.
>faggots can't help but be faggots

isnt that acid slick

>1 bill
no i only handle those when im rolling a tooter

>leafedin
this is for legal medicinal garbage

nah the same feeling some get from drinking or pain meds

some people do not like numb

I would not smome dank with some asrhmatic with an embolism just sayin

yes that was communicated, doesnt change my comment

either way, fucking no. explain the connection between the stomach/colon and spine

nerves, blood vessels, tissue and shit

The last O I bought was a shitty discount tub of popcorn.
Wasn't even cured right
Lung destroyer no matter what.

I don't go to that Dispo anymore. Good prices but they buy wholesale weed which has been declining in quality.

> (You)
>>the pain
>
>get somethig additional for pain
Not much else works. I have tried so many prescription meds and a couple of procedures...only weed helps at all.
> (You)
>Dude, I live in the RGV. Get some Kratom for that pain, and stay the fuck away from those THC carts.
>
>That shit is literally killing dumbass folks. Or don't you watch the news?
Where do you get Kratom? Never tried it before. From what I understand, it is a combo of homemade thc ejuice and special high powered mods. I have never had an issue with any I have gotten hold of but they were all from Cali.

1 in a million, sorry your parents beat you

weed is not numbing, but okay. if it was it wouldnt be considered a mid over a downer

where/how do i transfer real money into bitcoin?

and so it is then re-digested how?

Zoomer decected
>it was from a movie too old for zoomers

its absorbed into the blood and then penetrates blood-brain barrier to cause impact. if you think the same blood sits in your spine for years on years with no change you are brain dead

no see dispos do that cheap throw we fucked up shit I actually had to ask this not be butter and leave it in the sun three days now fuckin fire

agreed

>havent seen this potentially obscure film
'76 but ok

bitcoin ATMs, online trades via localbitcoin or even coinbase (which i hear is sketchy as fuck)
if you're trying to do a paypal transfer for BTC, you're pretty much SOL unless you're willing to get absolutely gouged
furthermore, if you decide to do a bakn transfer, be prepared to do a lot of verification for the selling party
your face next to your government ID and the money submitted in a 30 minute windows; that kind of shit

Meh
Standard term here
You go to the pot shop and want a head high you ask for their most cerebral strain and they know exactly what you're looking for.
Of you walk into a pot shop with no clue what you want odds are the budtender will use the term "cerebral" when inquiring about the high you're looking for.
Silly faggot

thanx. seems like too much trouble to score some weed and get high.

maybe i'll stick to hands free fapping

stop trying to abuse the postal system. a dog is going to end up eating someone's balls off.

Tf is kratom? Sounds like a deadly cosmic chemical from outer space

localbitcoins and then buy through a seller using wellsfargo. that bank doesnt require ID for deposits. it is the only secure way left to procure coins. other than that you have to use debt card which ties your bank account to whatever sketchy bitcoin site you use.

if youre lucky enough to have access to a bitcoin ATM, you can cover the camera so there is not facial record, but you need a phone number to receive a confirmation text

basically dont use your debt/credit and then use a bitcoin scrambler before you move the coins to a secure wallet

maybe you live in gayland (SF) or something, but thats not how it is here at my dispens

stupid is what it is

>weed does not chill you out, give you a higher stress thresh hold act as an anti anxiety relieve feelings of pain or burning or histamine response or inflammation

Do not know what it is you are smoking kiddo, but it is not weed

At least is better than those hard, corner-shaped, off yellow chunks that came in a sandwich baggie (not the zip lock kind) with enough seeds to make maracas from a guy named Zach who lived with his younger sister in 1995

oh you got me must be all the weed I smoke

you must only smoke weed. all barbiturates also fall into this category bubba. nice try putting words in my mouth.

maaany people are on record saying that adderal chills them out, does that make it not an upper?

It's fucking Half Baked, nigger.
A classic stoner movie right up there with cheech, kumar, harold, and Chong

I see you are a man of experience and culture.

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>Gayland
Kek

Gayland is in your pants. That's where all th gay happens.
>all
>the
>gay

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>zoomer detected
normal stoners didnt watch that shit when it came out faggot. there is cringey stoners now just like there was back then, fuck yourself

not everyone gets their content solely from netflix, fuickin normie

it actually reacts in the opposite manner you would assume in with valid ADD diagnosis, imagine.

Dude, you're paranoid as fuck. Buying bitcoins isn't illegal and cops aren't gonna waste time trying to figure out who you are through the blockchain, as long as youre not a huge dealer.

also can go to a dudes house and hand them money can confirm this method works

This. You gotta balance out the paranoia with some common sense. I know "bro if you're not a dealer it doesn't matter" is a meme, but it mostly holds true.

or, and bare with me here, or you havent taken the proper security measures and are now projecting on an anonymous messaging board.

you dont know where computing is going in the future. you dont know if the blockchain will be tied to your identity or if it will replace all bank history. not taking that chance.

better safe than sorry? why risk it when it add no extra hassle to the process?? or are you not a computer person that had to figure all the darknet stuff out via reddit tutorials

Bro
I didn't even mention the bits of blue tarp, wood, and rocks often mixed into said vgualy marijuana and hay scented chunks of sadness and despair.

I feel bad for the stonerbros out there who still suffer the beady schwag

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Fuck, it has to suck living in a backwards ass country that outlaws some plants

>cutting corners
>common sense

if you fucktards arent using a scrambler for 0.01% of your total transaction cost then I really hope you get swatted

Dude
You made me hack up my hit with that ""real"" stoner ls didn't watch stoner movies
Funny stuff, bro.

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can even give the url for bitcoin blender, but I wounldnt trust a link given to me over Yea Forums

Do you really think you're going to get bagged for an eighth of mushrooms? Proper opsec is fine, but you're not fucking James Bond and enforcement won't give a shit.

is anything repeated enough called a meme now? There is already a word for that it is stereotype.

A mnuemonic is an image which triggers identical relatable feelings among large groups of people

oh, youre in high school. yeah do whatever man

no you wont get busted for personal amounts, the first ten or so times. been there done that but you eventually start actually having some scratch and decide to not get assfucked on singles prices for any substance

also cat or dog hair, some how CURED INTO the bud

living on the edge, memories

these zoomer levels are off the charts, and in a weed thread, who wouldve guessed

>netflix
>1998
Bro?
We're you even born yet when half baked came out in 1998?
>we had to rent that shit on DV-fucking-D and made a night of it, probably Friday night after school.

every order you make runs the risk of getting caught, either by chance or by tracking or whatever. why make continual small orders when you can make a single order that lasts a decade if not longer, at no greater risk

i just assume no self control or poor

>netflix doesnt have content predating 1998
nice b8 m8

watch HBO

Oh yeah
The animal hair IN the buds
For the first year or so of my stoner life I thought those were the hairs of quality.
It wasn't until I scored my first dime of real "chronic" with all its sparkly orange hairs that I realized something was wrong with the other hairs.
BUT FIRE PURIFIES ALL!

Also
If netflix had half baked I'd watch that shit right fucking now. Fuck you all.
Unless they added that shit last update I guess it's not normie enough

usually both, one because of the other

netflix a shit
hulu masterrace

its on netflix but not in america

HBO masterrace

no self control because poor
>No EBT at dispensary
>WTF

Does Hulu have all star trek from TOS to ENT with everything between?
If so.....

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back when you had to tune it in with a screwdriver, sure

same "quality sex and shock scene" slop as every other brand channel

Pretty much yes.

Shame
Haven't seen that movie in over a decade.

I bet the hemp gummies check out as a food item at hippie stores

Amazon video has it. I think I remember seeing it was part of prime free movie. Plus, that's the kind of movie you download or buy. Come'on that's stoner 101 shit.

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the hunt is part of the fun

Nigga wut?

I live in MI and you can buy this shit literally fucking everywhere in this state.

GTFO the basement you troglodyte

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> Deep Web for Weed
> Buying Weed Online
> Smoking Weed

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silicon valley, gemstones, succession, barry, true detective, the wire, eastbound and down, animals, generation kill, band of brothers. the list is endless

unrivaled acting and production value, you must think gay of thrones is all they offer. never watched it, never will.

Lol, fuckin brick weed. Never again.

>pretty much
Eh?
Yes or no, faggot.
And does Hulu stream on Linux?

those all sound so serious, modern, cutting and high brow!

>never again
I certainly hope not. But eeh, the weed was shit back then but everything about it was more fun.

The brain cell resetting weed we smoke today would have ruined the times we smoked it to get stupid as kids

your netflix is showing. anything danny mcbride makes is not high brow. 1/2 of the shit I listed are comedies and thats not even what they are known for

its okay to not be able to afford an HBO subscription, it can be added to hulu for pretty cheap, just ask your mom

They don't search your car at state lines, retard. Hell, they hardly search your car at the US-Canada border. You could bring some over from there. Legal age us only 19 in BC, and is probably 18 in Alberta.

#rekt

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Well, not just that.
It was the multiple times trying to acquire a baggie turned into an adventure.
It was the times when an unusually good scored required an adventure be had.
>driving a friend of a friend of a friend downtown at 2 am and waiting a half hour with your bro while shady dude dissappears into an alley before dude show up with an O of actually top grade shit at a price that wasn't rape.

with some plugins yes

zoomer detected

>Data: "LOL"

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