Got some pretty chill people in my last thread a few nights ago so let's do this shit again

Got some pretty chill people in my last thread a few nights ago so let's do this shit again.

August is the awareness month for Spinal Muscular Atrophy. I'm 24 and I just learned that shit last year. I've received 4 shots of the first ever treatment called Spinraza. $500,000 for those fucking 4.

Anyone from Omaha Nebraska? Questions? Chat? Roast me? Go for it

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clean your room faggot

Lol u jealous back boi?

Its September user,and starwars is gay.

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I tried to take all 4 home but they acted pissy about it so i'm cool with one

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What are your thoughts on cybernetics? Do you think we'll see a direct mind machine interface in our lifetimes?

if thats you in the picture, you should use one wich is not allready on the internet

We both know I can't

Wow no shit? My company manufactured that oligonucleotide used as the API in Spinraza I think. Sorry it's so expensive OP hope it works

4 months ago you learned of the awareness month, or that you have Spinal Muscular Atrophy?

Also...hell man, dude in that picture looks like a gentle breeze would rip him in half.

He looks like an adults head was strapped onto a child's feeble body.

All that said, I'm so sorry man.

Every time I feel bad about something in my life, I see something like this that makes it feel comparatively better.

Would you give me the elevator talk on what that is, and how it affects your daily life?

>Spinraza
what would happen if you dont take it?

He'd probably Unraza

i don't know that shit nigga you ain't famous. You got an arm that looks functioning. Stop making excuses

for verification or identity reasons? I don't really care either way tbh

It would be extremely painful...

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More?

seriously? That's fucking DOPE. I survived CPR in 2015 and cripple insurance actually paid for it, so I forward the condolences to taxpayers

well you mentioned your medication and the expenses. most of us can put two and two together. I get you're holding yourself to high to beg for money, even on the internet. But if you want some support you will have to prove your legitimacy.

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE

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whats it do? is it a cure for OP's boneitis?

I was sorry before, but now I'M paying for a super incredibly minuscule part of it? Well, yeah, that's for the best, that shit's expensive, and it's not like I'm nice enough to give my money to complete strangers unless it's taken out as taxes, so it works out.

If you care about taxes youre stupid

My muscles would deteriorate at the same rate as before it. It stops deterioration and incredibly i've seen IMPROVEMENTS since 5/23

Wow, faggot, did you read my comment and actually comprehend it, or just like pick out a few tasty words to base your baseless bullshit on?

oh, I'm not begging. Promise. I just find it fucking fascinating medically

I gotta know, are you circumcised?

Congrats, bro. I can't imagine how it must feel to have a spot of hope like this with such a condition. Glad you were around in time for a treatment to be developed.

What is your day-to-day like? What keeps you motivated to live?

lmao fair point. i just find it insane that I can actually say that i've gotten it

>What keeps you motivated to live?

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yep. not strong enough to b8 though

No homo, but I'd suck you off as a favor.

Yeah, and I'm glad you could get it. I understand why medication and treatment is so expensive, but I honestly don't think it should be. I mean, fucking hell, if they can monitize f2p garbage tier gambling games to make multi billions a year, they should be able to find a different way to pay for medical advancements and research, it shouldn't fall onto the god damn unlucky person who needs it. So stupid. But I know shit about economics, so idfk.

get high user

Post dick pics, all I can cry myself to sleep if you're bigger than me.

nice trips! it really is amazing. You can think of my day to day as if Stephen hawking could talk, eat, drink, and have just enough strength to lift my hand to my face.

motivation is family, getting laid, and making some people smile

God speed, Yea Forumsrother. Best wishes for a good life ahead.

you could probably make smile by taking a picture of your pito.

Stephen Hawking wouldn't be on Yea Forums

Stephen Hawking said the shit that used to get posted on Yea Forums gave him nightmares so he stopped lurking around 2010

post your disfigured micropenis please

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i've done shrooms and LSD. fun stuff but its been a while

I believe in your ability to get laid, especially if you spend your time sharpening your mind and wit it shouldn't be as hard as you'd think to find a willing partner! Practically speaking, would it be possible for you to have sex safely?

i miss the days when Yea Forums could give me nightmares.now it just keeps rating my dick

true but if i'm not strong enough to b8 you guys gotta know that I couldn't even if I wanted

or drawthread circlejerks that don't produce anything.

get your minder to do it.

Can't find cool stuff easily anymore. Really gotta dig through the trough to find anything semi worthwhile.

pretty sure there are services that offer sexual stimulation to the handicapped

How are you typing?

What would you do if you could be normal for one year?

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Do you get income of some sort? Do your parents take good care of you? Can you jizz?

Sending you love man

Yep! appreciate the pep talk. i'm pretty smooth and I do comedy, but there's understandable amounts of fear to bounce on a 44lb 3ft gremlin

don't make fun of Trudeau user

This is the most fucked up thing I've ever read.

you ever just shit yourself to exert your power over a nurse?

>Spinraza

this is the fucking molecule. it's ridiculous. i wondered if this was some sort of mutagen and i didn't read the whole page but the drugs that cost 2 million per dose are really, really fucking weird but they are organic molecules. i've never seen anything like this as a molecular... chain? i'm in computer science so i have no biology experience but i've never seen anything like this when looking up drugs.

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TRIPS AGAIN. Index finger on my phone with unified remote controlling my desktop

can you link to your comedy? would love to see it. honestly a lot of handicapped people make good comics- Brad Williams is a dwarf, and Ari Shaffir is a jew

yeah see if you look at chain 3b you'll notice it's got a busted mass airflow sensor. Theres your problem

like, what i meant is that this one costs 500k because look how complicated it is. the ones that cost 2 mil are like, weirdo molecules with bendy arms and they mutate you.

>Brad Williams is a dwarf, and Ari Shaffir is a jew

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dave chappelle the negroid.

where does one get these x-men drugs

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im a bit lost, what are you just a head with 2 arms?

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it's groundbreaking shit that nobody is talking about. Check out zolgensma too. This knock off muscular dystrophy is about to be extinct before the general public ever hears about it

dudes got stage 3 boneitis. He's got a torso but his appendages are all kajiggered

just wait until the anti-vaxers get a hole of it

what would happen if a normie took these?

When normies take hormonal steroids meant for frail asthmatics and twinks who want to be girls, they get jacked as fuck. Would the same apply here?

probably cancer

The guy using the squat rack for curls while I'm waiting to deadlift looks like this

lmao sure. I only have 1 "roast battle" up so far. Brad Williams is definitely one of my favorites

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"instead of stealing more copper wires" kek subbed, good shit.

aww yiss

Nah. Deals with the retarded SMN genes. Survival Motor Neurons. I'm actually legitimately considering anabolic steroids in very small doses

everything i read about the roids says its a bad idea. I wanna get as stronk as i was when i was in the middle east but the path is fucking long, painful and expensive. The roids look tempting now

Thank ya. mad respect for that dude. We actually have a rematch the 29th. definitely posting

Be honest, how often do you use the ligma joke?

you're right. sitting all day would be prime plaque buildup so I probably won't. tempting though

Fellow SMA guy. Getting mine soon. $880,000 for one year.

How was the pain? Spinal headaches?

ya'll niggas ever mess with kids and say thats what happens when you don't eat vegetables or listen to their parents?

Soooo are you down with cripple guys? I'm looking for a chair chaser on the side.

once when it was "cool" on my dad. dipshit never heard it before so he was entertained. We make fuckked up jokes all the time

Oh yeah for sure. "Don't scream in the restaurant - I did and then this happened"

>I'm actually legitimately considering anabolic steroids in very small doses
This would be my first choice if my muscles were giving out.

You and OP should hook up and make a wobbly gang

Your thoughts on the recent increased popularity of "nice feet" pictures?

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I was here for first thread so apologize for all the repeat questions and retard attacks just keep going my ultimate Yea Forumsro!!!!

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If we can rebuild - crazy exercise and roids. I'm more average proportioned than OP.

I'm from a military family and have bennies for life, I've had people buy me and my wife dinner because of my backpack.

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What's your hopes OP? If the treatment goes well what do you want to do?

I've set up stacks for my lifting bros before, and it's really safe if you FOLLOW THE RULES

1. Know your cycle - know how long you're going to be on steroids, what your dosages will be and so on. Don't prolong a cycle just because you get results. End on time or you'll be risking your health.

2. Post Cycle Therapy - Especially if you're using something androgenic (hormone-bonding), you need to take something afterwards to prevent the hormone imbalance from causing side effects. When you take in external testosterone, the body responds with natural estrogen. when the cycle finished, you need to take a PCT (post-cycle therapy) to suppress estrogen. Novodex is good for this.

3. Get your fucking bloodwork done - Go to the doctor so you see what your natural hormone levels are. This is vital in knowing what your starting dose should be. Get your bloodwork done after the cycle to prep for your PCT. Bloodwork whenever, just to be safe.

For more general advice, its best to start with oral steroids, which are generally weaker (except for anadrol, that shit KICKS) and give you a chance to see how your body responds to enhancement. Anavar is a great first steroid. Also, know what your steroids do. Anavar is good for cutting fat while retaining muscle, testosterone is good for getting lean and for serious muscle-building, and Trenbolone is good for becoming a meaty, vascular, hulking freak of nature. Dianabol is another mass-gaining agent, and is often used for two weeks on top of Test or Tren to "kickstart" a cycle. Clenbuterol is purely for cutting weight, has no muscle-building effects.

Remember, steroids don't do the work for you. They just make your body capable of doing more work and maintaining it. If you don't have at least 2 hours to spend at the gym 5 times a week, steroids aren't worth it. Also remember, if you're taking a bulking steroid, eat a lot more, especially carbs. Generally safe to add about 2000 calories to daily.

omaha kek. 500k? is warren buffet paying for your treatment?

Congratulations dude! It's nothing compared to anything else we've been through. During the stick you might feel lighting in your leg. i got scared lmao but it's normal. lay down for the hour after and you shouldn't get a headache either :)

post your disfigured micropenis please

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Yeah, yeah, we know about us normal humans but what if OP took some Tren?

insurance :) so probably

jesus mark hamill has gone to fuck

Dude. I am CRYING right now. Thank you. I'm so scared, and it means we can live twice as long.

Thank you.

Game Ogre

If I get a long life, i'm working on a nonprofit disability focused uber

I'll admit: I had to look up "intrathecal."
Yikes! Hope it works for you. So clearly, you don't have $0.5M. Shkreli might be in jail, bit I can't believe this was a gift from any other pharma co. So I have to ask: how did you get this?
Here's a happy picture I took - hope it brings a smile.

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continuing this, steroids are really only of significant benefit if you're already in peak physical condition. Using them as a shortcut to basic fitness is wasting money. The proper place for steroids is when you've hit a hard plateau in your lifting, and already changed regimens a few times. I don't recommend "heavy duty" roids to anyone who hasn't been lifting seriously for at least 2 years.

No matter what, there are consequences. Especially with the serious stuff, it's quite possible for your body to lose its ability to manufacture natural testosterone, not to mention the heart enlargement that kills a lot of pro bodybuilders by their 40s. Additionally, joint and tendon damage are virtually inevitable following prolonged usage, just as a side effect of lifting heavy.

and all hormonal steroids do have massive effects on mood. your threshold for frustration will drop to virtually zero. your body will be begging you to go apeshit, all the time. and your dick will stop working lmao but hey, them's the breaks

HEY YOU LITTLE FREAK!

I want to put you in a paper bag (since you'd fit) and spin you around really fast by the handle until I was dizzy then let go and you would go flying! HAHAHAHAHA YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!

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Why haven't you just killed yourself

that isn't art. Stay out of academia

Why did I laugh at this?

honestly, good question. depends if OP can utilize his muscles enough to cause the micro-tears that lead to hypertrophy. tren mostly improves recovery and musclebuilding potential, but it doesn't cause growth ex-nihilo. i don't know enough about how OP's particular disorder operates to be sure about it.

it would be a huge risk either way, given the effects it has on blood pressure, organ function and so on. not to mention that it's an intra-muscular injection, so idk if OP could find anyone willing to pin him in the ass

No problem at all.

look. i don't really give a fuck. here's my number dude. shoot me a text or call. It's lifechanging and i'm here for ya

4 oh 2 49O 2483

i sit all day so if you guys wanna troll i accept that possibility

>4 oh 2 49O 2483
Uh it bounced back...

Hey, its the guy from Bellevue again. What does your average day look like?

If you can make the mess, you can clean it up. You aren't a baby.

got a lot of good people who made life pretty alright

nigga gettin catfished

I didn't

You know how OP is kind of unable to physically do things?
You're the mental counterpart.

How? You gonna send pictures of vertebrae or something?

Bellevue WA? I'm cripple #2 in Marysville

At least OP found a treatment for his condition.

kek

Bellevue NE lol

Got the same question in the last thread

I'm 38, buried over 120 friends/people I grew up with because of these diseases. I have horrible survivors guilt and I hide it from everyone.

Small world man. mostly sitting on my bed until I have whatever commitment

Dude I would dress you up in a tutu and a dildo hat then leave you in a shopping mall. What would you do about it, drool on me?

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Are you able to go out and do things? Maybe catch a movie or something?

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laugh my ass off

Yep! Thankfully pretty much anything short of walking. bars, food,etc

I've actually been trying to get on hot ones tbh

I guess it's not all bad, then

Nah. Good people make it easier too. Are you Bellevue guy?

Incredibly Medicaid. I was shocked

That's shitty. i'm sorry man

I am, I figured that tagging your last related messages would work so you'd know it was me lol

Greetings from México user, see your post a few days ago but didnt reply, don't you read in your free time? Any favorite book to recommend?

Also keep it going, fuck economics, the price of spinraza is enough to buy a mansión here México, glad you can have your medicaments, sorry for shitty english

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It's okay. I made it, y'know?

I own a house, I have a wonderful lady, my own business...and hopefully soon I'm going to get stronger a little bit.

Good call. I forget how to mark myself as OP. Got any lady friends?

Fuck you cripple if Germany won the war you would be dead, get fucked

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No worries! I don't read much but i'm currently reading divine misfortunes

Unfortunately not! All of my lady friends moved away for college or something similar

...

Too bad hitler was more of a coward than I am

Haven't seen many of these but goddamn i'm a leg guy

Talk us about your business!!! Need to do that!!!

Well damn haha. Keep me in mind if an opportunity arises? Definitely down to be friends

goddamn. you're doing alright man. Share your business if you're comfortable with it

I used to weigh 3x my current weight 14 years ago

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Information Technology consultant, I manage IT for a medium sized business and have a few other clients.

I got my wife out of retail and into the mortgage business on the operations and compliance side.

Buying a house in the Seattle area isn't easy.

Dude. I am the exact opposite I'm disgusting fat.

2007 here.

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Absolutely awesome. If you're ever interested in a remote employee who has an incredibly flexible schedule, keep me in mind?

Number to text? Like a throw away google or something? I'm always looking to farm out small stuff.

I don't think ive ever seen our kind without megafat or a twig size honestly

It's one or the other.

I'm excited about losing weight. I feel so trapped and claustrophobic in my body lately.

IT consultant. My company sponsored a car in a demolition derby last weekend.

Absolutely. Posted earlier in the thread but here ya go. 4oh2 49oh 2483.

Sometimes this place ain't so bad. I appreciate the consideration

Congratulations. That's an exciting thing to hear honestly

Good luck man. It'll be hard, but mentally and physically healthy

I LOVE my main client. We're doing a migration from local datacenter to a big hosted, "cloud" bs thing, but it's going to make my job so much easier.

I don't want to die from a heart attack. I'm terrified of that.

With Spinraza I'm going to live another 30-40 years. It feels like I get to live a second life. It's really messing with me.

Dude. Hell yeah! Super glad to see a fellow business owner having risks pay off. Mind texting me so I can get ya saved?

It really is amazing stuff my friend. I hope it helps even better than you're hoping

i imagine OP is some lonely neckbeard pretending to be pic related with copy pasta story he created to get attention.

What's your number?

4OH2 49OH 2483

Yea Forums keeps blocking my unfiltered number haha

Nope. It's all me. No begging. Just bored

You ever seen that episode of south park where cartmen gives kyle aids and they figure out through magic johnson that the cure/life line is money? I think that is unfortunately the case for you.

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Sent a third time.

if it keeps getting filtered out, please do send an email to [email protected] or social media @colonelwheel

The companies selling the medication definitely agree

agree. he is disgusting fat

I'm fat, but at least I am married and have a decent career.

If you don't mind me asking, how did you two meet?

Online, I was 31, she was 29. Turned out we went to high school together. We're nerds. I love her more with each day.

We have been through some serious health scares with me, and we have had some incredible fun together.

We travel to comic conventions, I'm a huge G.I.Joe collector and work with Hasbro on the brand.

I met my best friend and I have never been happier. 7 years so far. Her parents are wonder and I love them like they were my own. And we live with my parents in a 4,000 sq ft ranch house, with two master suites, two living rooms, and my office.

The live edge cedar bar top and cedar ceiling is my favorite part of this place.

Here's what it looked like when I first bought it in 2016. imgur com/a/hUyTCFI

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I'm outta here. Good luck fellas.

I'm from council bluffs Iowa

Not OP, but I used to work in Council Bluffs, at the FedEx freight building off of the vet memorial highway. You anywhere near there?

Very near actually

Damn, I live just across the water lol