Bird thread

Bird thread.
Birds make best pets. Prove me wrong.
>pro-tip: you can't

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theyre loud and annoying and dont reciprocate affection and will fly away given the chance

Birds never shut the fuck up. I was so pissed off one day I drowned one of the finches I had. It felt so fucking good

This, I had one of those parrot's your pepe is snorting when I was younger, all it did was bite people and shit on them.

Seek help.
>theyre loud
Not louder than constantly barking dog.
>and annoying and dont reciprocate affection
Doubt.exe
> and will fly away given the chance
What is recall training? What is free-flight training?
You have been treating it wrong.

dogs are shit pets as well

lol'd don't know why but this is hilarious

When I move out to the countryside I want to get an eagle for hunting.

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Hunting what? Fucking mice?

Cats are pretty shit too.
Pet rock is 10/10 elite choice.