Ask a Welsh person your questions

Ask a Welsh person your questions

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What part of wales are you from?

Swansea

Have you ever shagged a sheep?

What's your opinion regarding that the etymological origin of your nation's name is derived from a germanic word for "foreigner"?

How many sheep have you fucked?

are dolphins human?

This is my wife

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Not technically

It’s a common trick of the colonist to paint themselves as the true heirs to the land they occupy.

Do you like Manic Street Preachers? That's the only artist from Wales I know.

I'm a welsh person too, St Athan here. Where do you live? I want to come over there and kill you.
Also direct your welsh questions to me instead of bitch OP

How often do you see a nigger?

I do. I’m not a massive fan but I like their music.
“Libraries gave us power” is a great line. Read up on it.
Also seek out Super Furry Animals

I’ve already said where I’m from you fucking retard. Kill yourself immediately.
I used to go to the air show at St Athan as a kid.

do you feel colonized by the Brits?

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I wouldn’t know because I’m so non-racist I literally don’t even notice skin colour.

No, of course not, I am British. The Germanic tribes colonised the British Isles fifteen hundred years ago.

I got really pissed in Cardiff and took the wrong train, that was the only time I ever went to Swansea. It sucked dick

Niggers? Depends on the area, in wealthier areas like where I'm from, theyre non existant. In bigger cities like Cardiff you see the fuckers homeless on the streets playing bongos for money, or at KFC. No kidding

When did you stop fucking sheep?

Do you speak your crazy local language?

Not OP, I'm the better Welsh cunt.
If you mean speaking "Welsh" then no, the majority of us dont even know it, and by that I mean vast majority. We get taught it compulsory in public schools because its a dying deadweight language. I got a scholarship in private education when I was in school because I'm fucking awesome though so I dont know shit about the language.

This is the correct answer.

Are you sure you are from Wales?

I expected... the English.. BLAH BLAH BLAH....cry, cry,cry.

Not faggot OP here, but we hate Englishmen in Wales for numerous reasons.
Primarily their our rivals in Rugby, which is our superior version of what you cheeseburgerniggers call "football"
but also because foreigners confuse us with England, which pisses us off

Are you pissed Real Madrid ruined Gareth Bales reputation as a world class footballer?

What's it like in Weland?

Thoughts on Ms. Zeta Jones?

You’ll hear that from some arseholes. The “professional Welshmen”, like you get professional Yorkshiremen.

I don’t speak Welsh because I’m of an age when we didn’t learn it in school. I understand quite a bit though.

Got any welsh girls nudes like

She’s done alright for a West Cross girl, all because she was prepared to put out for a wrinkly old man. Her brother Leighton is a prick though.

my grandma was welsh and i've been there, too.

question: isn't that great?

How does it feel knowing your intire country is cucked by England?

I’m not pissed and I don’t follow football so I don’t really know what you mean.

if you were born earlier would you be a monk or would you fight off vikings

Not Faggot OP here again, but its chill, it rains quite a lot here, but when its sunny, its sunny for months. We dont have a bunch of people with fucked up accents in the good areas, thankfully theyre all confined to what we call "The valleys"
Its not just a big green field of sheep either, while most areas are rural, a lot of cities have great architecture and tall buildings, looks amazing their, especially Cardiff.

How does it feel to not even be able to spell entirely, you dumb fucking chimp

South Wales isn't really Wales.

Great indeed.

Are you a gog? Gigs are mainly just fucking scousers, like Robbie Savage.

Not OP the fag here. normal white people. Unless theyre brown, then theyre not welsh, just, animals.

I'd choose to be a battlemage because theyre the current meta

Gogs

Stop it with the racism dickhead, you’re making us look bad. Racism is fucking stupid.

Thanks for the reply. Nothing wrong with sports banter. Long may Wales be great at Rugby.... Far better than football. IMO.

Seriously though, UK is a small island. We need to stick together. I’ve heard small mindedness all over the country. This is not good.

Together we stand, divided we fall.

However, as some who speaks with an English acscent in Wales

>However, as some who speaks with an English acscent in Wales.

The harder time I have.

If i had the opportunity to choose to be American or British id pick British

Suck a big nigger dick you tranny. I'll be as racist as I like. Dont make me come over there

Youre kinda right yknow. England isnt that bad, if I passed an Englishman on the street, I wouldnt even notice to be honest. It is mostly sports banter at the end of the day

Yeah if you only go to Wrexham. Only like 30% of you people from the South can actually speak the language and then they still use words like popty ping and mam gu, move to a proper place where like 70% of people can speak the language cuck.

In the best situations, yes.

However, not the case the further you go north from the M4.

Why are welsh girls (specifically 'valley girls' so slutty and trashy?
I moved to Cardiff from England but these bitches are from another planet

Popty ping was invented by students in Aberystwyth as a joke.

Not Fag prissy offended fairy OP here, but what makes you think we would know that? We're browsing Yea Forums, do you think we understand women?
Valley girls are all crack addicted hookers. I dont live in the valleys thank god

Do you speak the language then? If not you might as well be English

What so we're defined by what language we speak? You amerifags are all english too then as far as I'm concerned.
-Better Welsh guy, not fag OP

Don't knock the valley girls, butt.

The ones I know are stunning, and if they put out, GREAT!!!

Valley girls, doing their bit for world peace.

Bless them!

Well yeah kind of, knowing the language makes me feel a hell of a lot more Welsh. The Americans have a massively different culture to the English the Welsh do not so the language helps in that sense

Cooler Welsh guy resigning back to the drawthread now.

FAQ:
Q:Why is your flag so cool
A: because dragons existed here back in the day

Q: Sheep?
A: Yes we have the most per square mile

Q: England
A: No

To those who are educated, you will know, Welsh is the original English.

With that put aside, we are now living in a globalised world. Welsh, Scottish and English all live on the same land mass.

If we do not act as one, we will not prosper.

Far bigger populations are against us. Division only helps them.

Good night all you sleepy sheep fags.....

Until tomorrow, sleep well.

Do southern Welsh get along with northern Welsh?

Not really.
Northwalians think southerners are at least half English and Southwalians know the gogs are a bunch of inbred halfwits.

Used to live in Eglwys Brewis. Age? Initials?

What now that Gareth Anscombe is out of the world cup?

Last summer I traveled to Northern Wales. Definitely got the inbred halfwits vibe when i went to a Tesco. I thought, "oh how charming they hire a bunch of downs syndrome folk; then i realized they were all like that"... The geography is lovely though.

Lost prophets?

what makes Wales the greatest country in the commonwealth?

Snowdonia is very attractive, on the one day a year it isn’t pissing with rain.

No thanks

Have you ever though about or touched your dad's anus/butthole?

Who's coat is that jacket?

Did you feel rage when New Zealand named a place Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, therefore beating Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch as the longest place name?

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I can’t for the whole commonwealth. However, for the UK.

Cheap house prices.

Family focus of women, rather than money (compared to English, and yes, I have relevant experience to comment).

Stunning Countryside. Cardiff is a great city for a night out, if that is your thing.

Do you look like a big sexy viking?? Post pics if yes

sight evidence faggot, i cant be fucked googling that shit.

Where’s it to?

Not any more. I used to have a beard halfway down my chest but I shaved it off.

Lazy gay cunt

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she dips beneath the lasers

Personally, No.

One of my best friends moved to NZ to live there, and he has a great life which I would love.

However, length of a place name does not make me feel rage.

Ok but, like, big and burly and look like you could hurl a tree 50 feet?

He looks like Gimli the Dwarf they all do. Its from generations of them all down the mines.