Lets hear some good jokes Yea Forums

Your life

Attached: npc.jpg (489x585, 39K)

Attached: 1567344913041.png (300x249, 18K)

Attached: 20160914T0844-5137-CNS-POPE-AUDIENCE-PRINCES-1024x675.jpg (1024x675, 47K)

Attached: 1539496303717.jpg (600x443, 57K)

You ever see Stevie Wonder's house?

No?

Well neither has he.

C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

>See two dudes kicking eachother in the balls like crazy
>Ask them: "Doesn't that hurt like hell?"

>Nah we're wearing safety-shoes.

Attached: IMG_20190809_210817_590.jpg (640x533, 32K)

kek

Two old Jews are walking down the street when they’re approached by a gang of thugs.
One turns to the other and says “We’re going to be mugged here Benjamin”
His friend replies “I think you’re right Daniel, here’s that hundred dollars I owe you”

Haha funny jew joke

Attached: 1567278836094.png (980x742, 208K)

good one

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed ?

-Oh sheet !

I'll call you Mozart because ill be Bach

Why did the snake's wife fill for the divorse ?

-He had ereptil dysfunction

I want to make a joke about the cheese, but i don't think it's a gouda idea

An alcohol

what's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her?

Attached: 1564733861266.jpg (750x861, 457K)

The stillborn

>i want to make a joke about cheese

But I'm too mature

theconcourse.deadspin.com/stevie-wonder-is-not-blind-the-evidence-1641795715

Attached: 1564741068085.png (454x685, 115K)

I have a grate cheese joke

>a guy goes to the doctor
>the guy says, "Doc, I'm not sleeping very well. Could you give me some Viagra?"
>and the doc says, "You know Viagra won't help you sleep, don't you?"
>and the guy says, "Sure, but it'll stop me rolling out of bed."

one too many C's newfag.

How do you call a big, biiig pile of cats ?

A meowntain !

wow, this joke was CATastrophic...

I'm not feline alright...

Paw jokes

Just scratching the surface

>Be me
>Come to the thread to find some good jokes
>'your life spam'

Mfw

Attached: 65c2f0f12a7a3c3a45e35aa906137ba6_load-138-more-images-grid-view-pepe-memes-sad_500-421.png (500x421, 80K)

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn’t dare make the leap. Y’see… Y’see, he’s afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says “Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!” B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says “Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You’d turn it off when I was half way across!

ITT: reddit faggots invading Yea Forums.

In fact, i think it's more like ham, you see ?

Attached: kys.jpg (500x559, 70K)

fpbp

Meh

Attached: 1555075615784.gif (840x514, 161K)

Attached: 1548870970760.jpg (950x1382, 352K)