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Most onaholes literally (literally) feel up to six times more intense than pussies. The question is what makes you cum faster? Intense hole or less intense hole. It's a preference thing. Like slow fucking and hard fucking. Well not preference but... you know... effect.

>Most onaholes literally (literally) feel up to six times more intense than pussies
Really? Why is that?
>t. never used a onahole

circumcision was done for the abrahamic covenant up until the new testament were baptism could be done in replacement of it, most people in nordic areas were christianity was spreading didn't have the proper tools for circumcising people

Few years ago I took prozac for a few months and I think that fucked my libido up and now I need less soft and more tight cunts
Soft with suction was what did it for me before

What?

>meanwhile uncutfags all want to be cut so they can last longer
Imagine actually believing that.

Ones normal, ones been sucked on by a rabbi

Cut = no smegma. Ever.

No foreskin related infections.

Lesser chance of both catching and passing along a STI.

hey fool
I'm cut, no jew lip ever touched me.
fuck off

Cut = marked by the jew.

Uncircumsized dong is absolutely disgusting and unhygienic. More skin, more sweat and grime, dick cheese. Dick cheese exists and you need to be told why foreskin is bad. Imagine being a girl having to peel back someones foreskin after they've been working in the heat all day, imagine the smell. The smegma. The bacteria that develop. Absolutely fucking disgusting, it's barbaric to mutilate a child yes but it's downright caveman shit to allow it to exist

>Hey baby you wanna come suck this?

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>t. kike that doesn't know how to shower

Both look weird, tf wrong with those dicks

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Yep, foreskins have been unnecessary ever since we started wearing clothes.

As a girl I've actually turned down a guy before because he had too much dick cheese. Nothing against uncut, people just need to learn how to wash their shit

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ooooooohhh yehh

Which is something guys are notoriously bad about.

Cut = no dick cheese, ever.

I'll never understand where all these men who don't wash their dicks come from. I can't even think about going a single day without showering, let alone a day without washing my dick. Where do you people live to be finding all these unhygienic men?

Cut or uncut, if the dick stink, I aint touching it

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We should start circumcising women too to stop them from getting smegma.

Well they typically just don't give a shit and get girls who don't give a shit either.

The guy I turned down was kind of an idiot so it makes sense. He tried eating display food at a restaurant, food that wasn't cooked all the way and had been sitting out for 12 hours with all sorts of people touching it. He would also eat off plates of customers after they finished eating not because he was broke or anything, just because he could. Yeh he was really stupid, probably didn't wipe his ass either.

I guess what I'm saying is, guys who don't wash their dicks are usually retarded.

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About a 90% greater chance that an anteater is gonna stink compared to a cut one.

Know much about dicks, do you user?

Sounds like not even cutting his dick would make him less of a pig.

You can actually get smegma too if circumcised as a woman since the actual bacteria that forms the cheese forms inside of the vagina. As a woman with large meat flaps, washing yourself and taking certain precautions (wearing condoms, no sex in the pool, etc) can prevent smegma from forming. I assume it's the same for guys?

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True, but that's because a lot of dudes be lazy when it comes to hygiene. Which is why I'm more picky with my dates now (in college I didn't give a shit).

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>I assume it's the same for guys?
Yea it's the exact same, I'm being purposely flippant to show how retarded these coping cutfags are if they think they wouldn't produce smelly smegma even if they were cut.

Asked plenty of women.

Exactly my point. Even his is dick were cut, it would still smell and taste nasty.

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what i’ve learnt is that there’s a lot of heterosexual males who are interested in the status of another man’s cock. no one in the real world is going to care if you’re circumcised or uncircumcised.

Can you tell just by looking at them though ?

Or do you have to wait until your face is a couple inches from their dick ?

hahaha exactly!

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>not sure if filthy kikes or retards that don't exercise proper hygiene.
Don't schools teach sex-ed in 'burgerland?

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Just admit you're a faggot user, it's ok to be one these days. But I should caution you that no one's gonna take your statistics seriously if you can't back them up without resorting to anecdotal evidence.

> Can you tell just by looking at them though ?

You talking about the dick or person in general?

Probably yes to both now.

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Femanons here seem to agree.

Only way an uncut guy is gonna be as clean as a cut one is he washes is cock 5+ times a day. And what dude is seriously gonna do that ?

>or
It's always both in these cases.
>Don't schools teach sex-ed in 'burgerland?
No, they really don't. Not anything that would pass for proper sex-ed anyway. And by the looks of things, they aren't taught hygiene habits either considering they actually think mutilating dicks is better than using water and soap for a few seconds in the shower.

The person in general by looking at them, clothed.

Lol our sex ed is actually comical.

My school's sex ed always consisted of a hispanic catholic woman in here 30s who got pregnant at 16 and wanted to preach abstinence. It wasn't even the same woman, they just hired someone who was exactly the same every year.

They always spread the biggest misinformation too.

For example, my school told me I wasn't a virgin if I masturbated and therefore a slut. I started self harming because of that, until my mom clarified to me that I was still a virgin (not that it mattered) and there for not a "slut." She was very angry about that.

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I mean not necessarily 5 times a day. If the smegma is that persistent it sounds like an infection more than anything. If thats the case, one should seek out medical treatment.

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Yes I can definitely tell if someone might have dick cheese just by appearance and body odor.

Sometimes however it's not so obvious. My friend who had dick cheese dressed really nice and didn't smell too bad. Sometimes you dont know until they undress and then you have to put your foot down and give them a wake up call.

Literally anyone could have dick cheese and you wouldn't know it. You teacher, best friend, coworker, even your father.

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Right, in this case I was just saying that the cut guy is gonna be cleaner unless the uncut guy washed 5 times a day, not that the latter would develop smegma if he didn't.

>Femanons here seem to agree.
Anecdotal evidence once more, try harder.
>Only way an uncut guy is gonna be as clean as a cut one is he washes is cock 5+ times a day. And what dude is seriously gonna do that ?
5+ times a day? Spoken like someone that's never been intact. I shower at least once a day and it has never smelled anywhere near as bad as you idiots like to imply. In fact, it barely has any odour considering I don't let it fester in piss either. Never had any complaints as well since I actually practice hygiene habits. You should probably consider that having a foreskin isn't the problem but rather men who are absolute pigs, though you'd surely never concede this much.

>Literally anyone could have dick cheese and you wouldn't know it

Not if they're cut ! :)

With sex-ed this bad it's really no wonder burgers prefer mutilating dicks over proper hygiene.

Maybe, maybe not. I had an ex who was uncut and he only washed once, maybe twice a day. Also took precautions to avoid smegma (wore condom, no sex in pool, etc). Dick was fine.

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hahaha :)

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>I shower at least once a day and it has never smelled anywhere near as bad as you idiots like to imply. In fact, it barely has any odour considering I don't let it fester in piss either.

You're used to it. Stinky people never think they smell...

hehehe very true. Us Americans are pretty lazy after all :)

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I'm used to it and so are the women I fuck on the regular. Bad hygiene is never an issue if you take care of yourself.

Fuck. I knew America's education system is terrible, but that's ridiculous. They taught us in grade school. Or maybe these single-parent kids never had a father figure to teach them how to properly wash themselves. Single parents seems to be the norm in 'Burgerland.

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> Single parents seems to be the norm in 'Burgerland.

It's half single parents and half "I HATE MY WIFE" boomers. No true love anymore :(

Shits why I'm afraid of relationships

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Sorry to hear, user. I'm a firm believer in speration of church and school because of that bullshit. Nothing worse than having a bunch of beaners telling you that you're a slut when they're popping out babies left and right.

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I'm not remotely saying that every uncut guy's dick stinks. I'm merely asserting that cut guys tend to be cleaner, especially if you're comparing a cut and uncut guy with the same (typical) hygiene levels of dudes.

>I'm used to it
Exactly, you're used to it.

The women you fuck on the regular need to try more cut cock...

lol so true. They were all such fucking hypocrites like how can you be that stupid and oblivious. Looking back on it now, it's hilarious. I just feel for the burger kids going thru it now tho :(

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eh I guess, again I'm just using anecdotal evidence, so take everything I say with a grain of salt.

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Hey now, there are "I Hate My Husband" boomers too ! :p

How old are ya ?

> Or maybe these single-parent kids never had a father figure to teach them how to properly wash themselves
This is probably true in some cases, but there's still no excuse for not knowing how to teach your son how to wash his dick if you're a mother. A paediatrician could very well teach them so they could teach their sons so all this ignorance stems from an inability to act as a proper and responsible parent. Not even a father figure would help if said father didn't give a shit either.
Funny how you conveniently truncated the sentence. The women I fuck think mutilated cocks are weird so I doubt they'd care to try one. Provided you wash yourself, no one's gonna complain about your hygiene if you're intact, which is something you're also conveniently ignoring.

Answer this if you dare, would you have your hands and feet chopped off for hygiene reasons? They can get pretty dirty and smelly too.

The truth is that it stinks about as much as a pussy does that hasn’t been cleaned. I always clean my dick in the bathroom prior to getting head. A bit of soap and water over the sink and a dab off with toilet paper does the trick. I think I would rather be intact. I believe we were created this way for a reason. We don’t need earlobes either.

Fap more, with your hand

>Answer this if you dare, would you have your hands and feet chopped off for hygiene reasons? They can get pretty dirty and smelly too

We need feet. We don't remotely need foreskins.

they do cut that away, huh
my peepee was mutilated quite a bit before it got inside a woman

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you'd have to shower every day and that's bad for your skin

>We don’t need earlobes either.

You ever get a random earlobe infection ?

yum yum

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I’ve never gotten a random dick infection. If you’re talking about yeast infections, then i may have had one. Once in 40 years. It goes away with topical treatment in 3 days.

ITT: Men arguing with each other about their penises.

>our sex ed is comical
Oh boy do I have a story for you
>be me
>be 13
>hormones a raging
>no idea what's going on
>no sex ed in school. That's the parents job
>ask parents what is sex
>only married people do that
>yeah but what is it?
>you dont need to know you arent married
>its also not right for family members to talk about it
>shut up because dont want to be "wrong"
>eventually discover porn
>all the porn
>incest hentai tentacles demons monster girls everything you can think of I saw it
>incest was the best to read/look at
>now 15
>dont fit in at school because everyone is evil for having sex
>am good boy
>eventually realize this is dumb but it's too late
>I'm the outcast
>no girl wants to talk to me much less have sex
>fapping to porn one day
>sister comes into room
>ninja cover and close tabs

Do I really need to post links to articles that say that uncut guys get infections there WAY more than cut ones ?

>We don't remotely need foreskins.
Yea we do. Foreskins protect the glans causing it to retain its sensitivity. They're also a source of pleasure during sex and make masturbation easier. I wouldn't expect you to know this though, seeing as you never had one.
Maybe for you, but if you live in humid climates, have normal skin and aren't a total NEET (meaning you're actually active and do something for a living), showering daily is definitely recommended. Imagine being outside for an entire day and bringing a day's worth of grime and dirt into your bed as you lay down at night. Absolutely disgusting. As long as you use lukewarm water and avoid harsh products there's no damage to be had in showering daily.

Not news faggot. What would be news was if there was anything more important to a typical male than their cock.

Ok loogi

youtu.be/jVUBeKkx83A
This is the model (points impatiently at model) that is applied to the already accounted cancer rate that will ensue from the sale of marijuana. Quote unquote, at the 18th second, I .AM.CANCEROUS. that it is a battlerap he wrote for cannabis, that he will quote "hit the trees harder than sonny bonno"and that he will "Beat you ass LEGALLY"

Post one where the incidence of these infections justify chopping off dicks in lieu of treating them with proper medicine.

First the wings, then the pot, and in order.

First the wigga, then the pot

>Yea we do. Foreskins protect the glans causing it to retain its sensitivity. They're also a source of pleasure during sex and make masturbation easier. I wouldn't expect you to know this though, seeing as you never had one.

Actually, it makes perfect logical sense that an uncut cockhead is more sensitive. That still doesn't mean that we "need" it.

Can you believe me when I tell ya that my cut one is plenty sensitive enough ?

One is a penis, the other is a penis. In conclusion: you're gay.

In order btw hi loogie.

(Loogie's my boy the psycork)

>user I know what your doing
>I wasnt doing anything
>its ok I dont care
>really?
>yeah can I just watch with you?
>uuuuuuhhhh ok
>we and up faping /schlicking together to porn
>eventually talk her into you do me I do you
>get to titty fuck her
>dont actually have sex because we're still related (lmao)
>eventually mom catches us
>sis turns on a fucking dime
>user forced me to do everything. I didnt want it.
>the fuck bitch?
>vehemently deny deny deny
>explain to parents we were both curious and if she hadn't wanted too I wouldnt have ever made her
>the send her off to aunt's house for summer
>she comes back but things are never the same
>she's always a bitch to me from then on
>we never talk about it again

So you're against any preventative measures ?

>That still doesn't mean that we "need" it.
Doesn't mean we have to chop it off either. Yet again you conveniently ignored the rest.
>Can you believe me when I tell ya that my cut one is plenty sensitive enough ?
I have no reasons to doubt you, but I find that your overall insistence is based on ignorance of the foreskin's purpose.
Preventative of things that you don't know if will ever happen but even if they do, have better solutions besides amputating a body part? These kind of preventative measures? Yes, I'm against /these/ preventative measures.
I suppose you're also ok with preventative mastectomies and orchiectomies to prevent their respective cancers?

>Okay
I am going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic check 1, 2
We recording?
>I'm cancerous
So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer this
>If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death and I choked you again
And break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin
>You beef wit' me, I'm even the score equally
>Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off the funny home grown
'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit' Lauryn Hill

>Doesn't mean we have to chop it off either. Yet again you conveniently ignored the rest.

You didn't make any argument that it was needed. Just that it was more pleasurable.

It's like wisdom teeth. We've gotten to a point where we don't need them any more, and frankly they are more trouble than their worth.

>Preventative of things that you don't know if will ever happen but even if they do, have better solutions besides amputating a body part? These kind of preventative measures? Yes, I'm against /these/ preventative measures.
>I suppose you're also ok with preventative mastectomies and orchiectomies to prevent their respective cancers?

A poor argument. Tits and balls are useful, a foreskin is not...

> Cut = no smegma. Ever.
Smegma is a sign you are not washing your dick enough. If you think it's a problem, then you dont wash your dick enough right now.
> No foreskin related infections.
Things that happen once in a blue moon, same as getting a butchered penis after circumcision.
> Lesser chance of both catching and passing along a STI.
Funny you say that, but if you compare developed countries where circumcision is normal to where it isn't, then STI's are more normal in countries with circumcision (USA vs Sweden, or any other northern european country).

Shit without that sexy fucking beat

> Dude just go bald, you hair can smell bad if you dont wash it

>I have no reasons to doubt you, but I find that your overall insistence is based on ignorance of the foreskin's purpose.

Oh, I meant to address this one earlier. The foreskin purpose is to protect the sensitive glans from the elements. And since we wear clothes now, well, you know the rest.

You really think it exists to provide you with pleasure ?

>Funny you say that, but if you compare developed countries where circumcision is normal to where it isn't, then STI's are more normal in countries with circumcision (USA vs Sweden, or any other northern european country).

Useless argument, unless you compare those within each country for STI rates, cut vs uncut.

>You didn't make any argument that it was needed
I did though.
>Foreskins protect the glans causing it to retain its sensitivity
The reason they retain their sensitivity is because they reduce abrasion. But allow me to reinforce my point, which you will inevitably ignore anyway.

>The foreskin represents at least a third of the penile skin. It protects the glans from abrasion and contact with clothes.
So it protects the glans
>The foreskin also increases sexual pleasure by sliding up and down on the shaft, stimulating the glans by alternately covering and exposing it. This can occur during masturbation or intercourse.
It enhances sexual pleasure
>Friction is minimized, and supplementary lubrication is not needed. Without the foreskin, the glans skin, which is normally moist mucous membrane, becomes dry and thickens considerably in response to continued exposure. This change reduces its sensitivity.
It retains sensitivity. The foreskin is therefore needed so the penis can function as it was originally intended.

Mine is an excellent argument which you're not able to refute since you're being purposely incoherent because it suits you. The foreskin has uses which I've mentioned above. Just because you'll never get to benefit from them doesn't mean they aren't there. If it truly were so useless as you purport, routine circumcision would be performed worldwide, as opposed to a minority of countries and in Burgerland.
>And since we wear clothes now, well, you know the rest.
Clothes also cause abrasion, and it is said abrasion the foreskin protects us from. Yes, it does provide pleasure.

youtube.com/watch?v=FCuy163srRc Maybe give this a watch some time, it refutes all the usual arguments that tend to get thrown in. Skip to 39:41 to learn something new.

Do u meen "ay?" only a gaiboi poofta lik u giv a propa discushin bout ur fukin teeth out. fuk off gay boi. fooken crabs innit and i no reet? sum1 needz 2 teech ya a propr rumble yea? oi u wana be a mod.

If you believe this then you are one stupid shit
>hurr durr let's cut off a body part because we have clothes
You lose a lot of sexual pleasure idiot
Now go throw a fit you dumb mutt

You can stop with all the "it's more sensitive with a foreskin" stuff. I agree that it probably is (I can't say it is for a fact since I don't know, but it makes sense that it is).

By the same token, are you capable of believing me when I tell you that a cut one is sensitive enough ?

You're barking up the wrong tree though about protecting the glans though. Maybe yours, after decades of being covered by a foreskin, needs protecting. Mine does not. Clothes do the job just fine.

Abrasions ? Hahahaha !

As for that dork in the video, he practical makes my argument for me without even knowing it. Inasmuch as we don't NEED (yes, I know you still WANT it, that's another matter) the foreskin any more, getting it removed is like getting our (poor) vision corrected...

Imagine the amount of mental gymnastics you go through to justify a less sensitive penis because we have underwater

>By the same token, are you capable of believing me when I tell you that a cut one is sensitive enough ?
I believe you, I have no reason to doubt you like I've said already. I just find your insistence to justify the practice by ignoring the benefits that having a foreskin comes with to be really weird, but also par for the course for the average cutfag I suppose.
>You're barking up the wrong tree though about protecting the glans though. Maybe yours, after decades of being covered by a foreskin, needs protecting. Mine does not. Clothes do the job just fine.
I don't really care about your dick in particular since that's a lost cause already, I do care about contradicting your argument where you say foreskins don't have any use. They do, and if they're left as is and the penis is left as it was supposed to be, they protect against abrasion and thus preserve sensibility.
>getting it removed is like getting our (poor) vision corrected...
No dumbass, keeping the foreskin is like having your vision as it was supposed to always have been: Normal and as intended. Not having it is like having poor vision. Being able to get it back would be having your poor vision corrected. Imagine watching pic related and thinking what you said is what's being conveyed. I cannot fathom how you're able to distort the things you watch in your favour without feeling utterly embarrassed when they say the exact same opposite. Try watching the entire video before commenting on it.

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I thought the head of the penis was where most of the sensitivity was

For me it's both combined. And the frenulum too.

>the proper tools

You mean they weren't complete pederasts nor were they complete illiterate subhumans like most of Europe, and cutting off the pleasurable part of a baby's penis offended their sensibilities you dolt.

>unironically they do except where people are so far gone they think removed penis is normal

The intact folk can just wear a condom if they want to lose sensitivity... us cut bros were doomed from the start because our parents are sheep

I can't begin to think what goes through someone's head when a person comes in and asks if you would like them to cut their child's penis, and their immediate reaction isn't to attack that person for being a pedophile.

They're beyond sheep, it's irredeemably stupid. I've stopped talking to my dad even though he feels bad about it - it's stupidity to a dangerous level.

Probably time for a DOTR not going to lie.

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>it doesn't mean we need it
We don't need two kidneys either, one is enough. We don't need both eyes, one is enough. We don't even need two ears, or even the outer ear.

Our parents made a cosmetic surgery on us before we could consent. It's illegal to tattoo a baby, it's illegal to tattoo a dog, it's illegal to remove the clitoral hood a female baby, but why are we allowed to push cosmetic surgeries on our sons?

Justify ? No. I merely state that mine (and therefore I assume, other cut guy's too) is sensitive enough.

Spend the time watching the video, I guaranty it will change your mind.

It's not worth arguing with someone indoctrinated by the American medical industry.

They've taken enough drugs they can't think anymore by now.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FCuy163srRc
>because it's normal

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You need both eyes for depth perception retard

>sensitive enough
Enough for what? Cumming?
Removing any sexual pleasure is a crime aganist the body

>good enough
>enabling pedophiles

pedo enablers are just as guilty.

cope harder :)

American here
I totally agree europoor

He's not totally wrong o am uncut and want to be cute so fucking bad

Case in point.

Wear a condom
Retard

You're already cute user, no need for cosmetic surgery.

You could unironically get a better chop job in the kitchen with a good chef's knife and superglue than in an OB ward.

Nothing's stopping you.

Benefits of...it being more sensitive ? I've told you before a dozen times that I don't care about that. Mine's plenty sensitive.

>if they're left as is and the penis is left as it was supposed to be
>as it was supposed to always have been: Normal and as intended

Normal, intended, and supposed to be (the foreskin) 2 million years ago when we were naked and evolving. Now we've outgrown it. Pun intended.

Because it's not purely cosmetic, as opposed to a tattoo. There are health benefits.

Ah my bad. Lets remove one ear, one kidney, and one testicle at birth. It looks better!

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I did. It didn't.

The health benefits are overblown and made up. Watch this video
youtube.com/watch?v=FCuy163srRc

if you don't have time, watch this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ceht-3xu84I

The benefits don't outweigh the risk of the operation, and removing the foreskin removes function.

You ever put your circumcised cock into a vagina or a mouth ?

>dangerously stupid

What the fuck ?

>Retard
Likewise, fellow dumbass.
>I've told you before a dozen times that I don't care about that
I don't care that you don't care, I'm simply stating facts. Whether they appeal to your wants and needs is entirely irrelevant.
>Now we've outgrown it
Clearly we haven't if it's still there at birth. What /you/ have grown into is a culture of genital mutilation which you're still an accomplice in if you're still clinging onto these beliefs.
You watched a 2 hour video in less than two hours? What a legend you are mate. Unless you already had watched it, in which case I wonder why you're still arguing against facts.

feels like almost nothing.

I want to die every day.

>removing the foreskin removes function.

No it doesn't.

Anyone cutting baby penises is a pedophile, as they must become educated in the anatomy of the penis they're cutting giving them full knowledge of exactly what they're doing.

They're pedophiles 100% of them and anyone defending them at this point in time with all of the information available is also a pedophile whether they want to admit it or not they have an obsession with sexually torturing neonates.

>5+ times a day? Spoken like someone that's never been intact
Or maybe that's because they are actually a female. I don't know why it's so hard for you guys to believe a female can't or doesn't come on b/ my wife dose quite often.

The foreskin protects the head, and acts as a gasket to keep moisture in during copulation. You act like the foreskin is vestigial, but in fact all mammals on earth have them.

Stay ignorant. People are going to look back on this time and ask why we were stupid enough to circumcise our newborn babies, much like how we wonder why we ever lobotomized patients.

>Whether they appeal to your wants and needs is entirely irrelevant.

Your whole argument is based on your wants and needs. Your pleasure, etc,

>Clearly we haven't if it's still there at birth

Tell that to the appendix. Or any other vestigial apparatus.

>You watched a 2 hour video in less than two hours?

Oh fuck no, I'm not gonna watch 2 hours of that idiot !

I watched ~20 minutes, starting from your suggested point. It was enough.

The foreskin minimizes friction during penetration and masturbation so removing it clearly removes function.
I assume every retard here is a dude unless tits + timestamp are posted. Though I wouldn't put it past women to be as ignorant regarding male anatomy as men are regarding female anatomy, so you may have a point. Still, my assertion stands even if that user is a woman since a woman would never have been intact considering she would never have had a dick in the first place.

Yikes.

>You act like the foreskin is vestigial,

It is, yep, in modern humans.

One has foreskin you can stick your tongue inside and eat all the smegma

Um, friction = good.

Why does everyone on the internet care about this all of a sudden?

>disregard functions
>call it vestigial
Your brain is vestigial, please stop denying what was done to you at birth. It's not your fault, you don't have to feel bad for it.

It's a human right violation. Article 3 of the UDHR: Everyone is entitled to life, liberty, and security of person. What this means? My body my choice, and male babies are having their rights violated en mass.

Yeah right I'm too big of a chicken too do it now anyway just wish my parents had done it for me that's all

I don't feel bad about it. I've got a good looking, functional cock. Never had any medical issues with it, zero smegma ever, and washing it daily in the shower along with the rest of me keeps it clean as a whistle...

what
so I should be cut?

>sexual pleasure is evil
reptilians are so backwards

Yelp my dick is clean as a whistle.... wanna blow it?

I think doing any unneccesary surgery on children before they're able to consent is immoral, if they wanna decide it later themselves its fine. You can always get cut later, but you can't get uncut later

I know, sexually torturing infants on the day of their birth, permanent psychological ramifications, the risk for infection, death, SIDS, But they still do it.

Pedophiles. The definition does not change even if it's "religious" pedophilia. We don't allow child brides, we don't allow female circumcision.

Why are males getting completely fucked in the head for life from this? Why is the main similarity between the USA and other nations that have suicide attacks Circumcision?
WHy did addiction problems in MEN and widespread sexual immorality practically BEGIN when the first generation forcefully circumcised by the medical industry in the US, hit their 20s???
a BUSINESS backed by GOVERNMENT, cut your penis off and your parents paid them for it.

You're lucky if you have enough to have an unimpeded erection, look at it, if there's hair half way up you're going to have ED later on.

>is based on your wants and needs.
It's based on men's wants and needs when it comes to keeping a part of their body intact.
>Tell that to the appendix. Or any other vestigial apparatus.
And yet we aren't removing it for no reason on a routinely basis, only when it presents any issues.
>Oh fuck no, I'm not gonna watch 2 hours of that idiot !
>I watched ~20 minutes, starting from your suggested point. It was enough.
I didn't expect anything else from someone so unwilling to face the facts. I'll keep referring you to the video anyway since it states all the facts and counter arguments you'll ever need in case you're willing to smarten up, though I wouldn't expect you to since it's easier to ignore the truth.
Too much friction can be an issue though, that's the point mostly.
You can be whatever you want to be, I just find that calling people who state normal dicks have foreskins retarded to be a cope.

I'm uncut and last forever lol, if i was cut I wouldn't be able to finish. It's a myth that uncut guys are more sensitive

Nah, I'll pass.

Ask around though, there's sure to be some fags on this thread.

no, you just have a shrimp dick

Watch this and tell me that there was no damage done, physically or mentally.

I only suck dicks with smegma

This. /thread

I don't know who all these men are that are fucked in the head over it. I like my dick. I'm glad I'm cut.
>You're lucky if you have enough to have an unimpeded erection, look at it, if there's hair half way up you're going to have ED later on

Say what ??? I don't, but huh ???

But think of the cleanliness though. And the reduced STD incidence! And he looks just like his father or something. All of this for the small price of making a baby cry his lungs out by violating his bodily integrity.

The fact that a cutfag gets mutilated like this not long after being born makes me wonder why they defend this so hard.

>It's based on men's wants and needs when it comes to keeping a part of their body intact.

When did you get elected the spokesman for all of our wants and needs ?

>And yet we aren't removing it for no reason on a routinely basis, only when it presents any issues

If it was as easy to do as a circumcision, we would.

Wisdom teeth get taken out all the time as a preventative measure btw.

>I didn't expect anything else from someone so unwilling to face the facts.

Sorry, I just didn't see that dude as a presenter of facts.

>Too much friction can be an issue though, that's the point mostly.

Of course !

That's why the pussy gets wet and the cock secretes precum.

SO congrad-(you)-fucking lations, they did yours correctly.

You still really want to open your child up to the possibility of a sadist taking way the fuck too much off so the erection tissue will atrophy when he hits puberty? What if he's chubby, so they get to take the entire thing so it'll "heal correctly" instead of .. not cutting his penis off.

Being in immense pain because of sexual torture, for the first week and a half of your life should wind up the person who did it to you, and the person who allowed it to happen life in prison.

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>You still really want to open your child up to the possibility of blah blah blah...

I did, twice. Two sons, no problems.

>forced sex seen as worse than torture
>slicing off a male's g-spot to make sex less good seen as "just" and continued to this day in burgerland
humans are weird creatures I tell ye

>couldn't possibly affect growth of the part of his body that his entire life will revolve around in like 10 years, he's going to be my little potato qt pop all his life!

This is the story of basically every American dude I know

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Damn, took you long enough ! :p ;)

I've had to deal with these crazed uncut fanatics all alone in your absence...

You'll get chokeslammed at thanksgiving when you're 60 user.

Circumcision is going away and the people who did it won't be able to walk down the street.

lol literally their. mindset

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>I just find that calling people who state normal dicks have foreskins retarded to be a cope.
You clearly completely miss interpreted what that user said, user.
He was referencing the asinine response in that video
Had a feeling someone would be this retarded despite it being linked in the same post

Americans deserve literally everything that happens to us.
I hate it here, i'd leave if I thought anywhere was any better (For an American).

Aw you can be uncut and still have a cute dick :)

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What? What happened?

>When did you get elected the spokesman for all of our wants and needs ?
The same day you got elected as a defendant/spokesperson for circumcision as something done in the best interest of men. I oppose and advocate against circumcision because I abhor violating someone's bodily integrity by not letting them wait until they're old enough to choose to get the procedure done. It seems you're ok with the exact opposite so maybe don't try to take the moral high ground here.
>If it was as easy to do as a circumcision, we would.
In the same conditions without respecting other people's bodies and their integrities? Maybe in your fucked up country I suppose.
>Wisdom teeth get taken out all the time as a preventative measure btw.
After those having them removed are presented with the choice. Are babies asked whether they want to get cut? Thought so, apples and oranges.
>Sorry, I just didn't see that dude as a presenter of facts.
Of course you don't, he's not telling you want you want to hear. He's not validating your narrative so it's no wonder you don't look up to him as someone that could teach you something.
>That's why the pussy gets wet and the cock secretes precum.
My nigga's never heard of chaffing and/or pussies losing their lubrication. Seriously, go watch the video. I can't be bothered wasting any more time when the video alone says all that I've said and so much more.

haha sorry had a friend stop by so I was gone for a little bit

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Well my bad then, I've been arguing with so many cutfags that I mistook what he said if that's the case. Sorry about that.

>makes me wonder why they defend this so hard
Sorry, nigger, but 100% of circumcision threads on Yea Forums are started by uncut fags. No one else thinks about dick as much as uncut fags. It’s like you have some sort of complex.

Seriously, next time you see a circumcision thread check and see who started it. Guaranteed it will be an uncut fag sperging out. Just check and see.

Doubt it. They are happy, well adjusted and glad they're cut.

Yeh it would be hard to adjust to somethings, but I wouldn't mind living in a different country.

If you could move to any country, where would you go?

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Uncutfags may be the ones that start them but there's always cutfags defending circumcision, and those are the ones I'm referring too. Not just here, but everywhere else. There's always cutfags somewhere defending this shit and they're the ones I'm talking about in that post.

>uncutfags all want to be cut
false

>I oppose and advocate against circumcision because I abhor violating someone's bodily integrity by not letting them wait until they're old enough to choose to get the procedure done

Hmm, would you believe that I agree with you, in principle, on this ? As a general philosophical stance. Just not in this specific case, because circumcision DOES provide health benefits.

>He's not validating your narrative

More like he's not using any argument that I haven't heard before.

Somewhere I can use a gun to defend my three W's like I do here.

Was he cut or uncut ? :D

Might as well stick here then

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lol idk probably cut since he's a white American. I'll have to ask next time I see him :)

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So is neuro-genesis a thing yet so we could repair our junk and other parts of our body?
would love to not be colorblind for one

Good girl !

That's just a figure of speech btw, nothing insulting your adult womanhood intended. :)

Really ? Wow. That's quite sad.

I'm American and that's not my story...

yep.

I just bought a house away from most of the city.
I will continue doing that. I need at least 5 acres between me and whatever these things that used to be humans.
It's like something died in them and they just do all the motions of life that they hear on the radio and tv that they're literally uncomfortable with out.

Try it. Invite people over, and don't have a TV in your living room.
Have drinks, a smoke, play a game or something but they get comfortable when they can't zone out and lock into the television.

really? you sure?
there many kinds of real pussy and onahole, and there are many different sensitivity states of your peepee

it's like a jap fleshlight

lol nah I know not every American dude is like that :)

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I need to try that. My problem isn't the tv, it's my computer. I spend wayyyyy too much time on it :P

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Might be an age/generational thing. I'm older than most around here...

Computer is a bit different.
It can be just as bad, or it can be like hanging out at the library all day. You have all human information in front of you.

These flyover states are bad, foreign people who haven't been don't know, and people who live in it can't tell.

What? You didn't have tentacle porn in the 80s? haha

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True, that's a good way to look at it. It's all how you use the computer.

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Haha, smartass ! :p

Had to make do with magazines until the internet came along...

>tfw sacred playboy handed down from 3 generations then passed on to a good friend

>only magazine in the room that wasn't beaten to hell

eh sounds borrrring :P

What is life without tentacle porn???

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I've got some, boxed up somewhere in the attic, dating back to at least 1978.

Hey, to each their own I always say ! :)

how off-topic has this thread gone

completely off topic :)

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Fine by me, I think the topic ran it's course !

So, tentacle porn ? :p

Tentacle porn it is :)

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youtu.be/FCuy163srRc
Just makes you wonder if Hitler really was right

Ok, I'm all ears/eyes. Make me a fan ! :)

Same here it’s a curse but also a gift

uhhhhh Ok I lied I don't know any good tentacle porn :/

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Haha !

Ok, hmm, to make up for that, come up with something else. Any ideas ?

Before this thread gets pruned, gotta say, you're a cool chick. Have enjoyed interacting with ya.

you clowns really have nothing better to do eh?

Apparently not, at the moment. That ok with you ?

Thx, you're fun to talk to too :)

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Thanks. :)

So...

You went to a Catholic school ?

Presbyterian, which was surprisingly dumber than catholic school

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just go to the doctor and tell him you want it cut. Then larp as a jew i guess.

Oh, wow, ok. A recall you mentioning a nun teacher earlier, so I assumed Catholic...

Dumber how/why ?

Our school used outside resources when it came to sex ed teaching, and for some reason they always hired these catholic women. Don't know why haha.

Honestly I don't know if I can claim my school was dumber than catholic school. Since I never went to catholic school, I can't really make a comparison. I can tell you some of the information we learn was completely inaccurate. Example, we were taught that the earth was 6,000 years old.

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Yikes !

Was that kinda thing the belief(s) of your parents as well ?

i feel bad for cut fags the tip of their dick looks like its dried out and dead.

Oh yeh they believe even crazier stuff then that

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Damn, sorry. That must have been a pain in the ass. :(

I never had the misfortune of having that stuff shoved down my throat.

You're lucky. I kind of just drone it out whenever my parents talk about stupid shit. Luckily I'm an adult now and don't have to listen to their bullshit 24/7 anymore

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That's good.

Hey, what time zone are you in ?

Eastern. You?

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Same !

It's getting kinda late (not really, just compared to when I woke up).

Didn't want to get outta here without asking if you wanted to continue this later, here or elsewhere...

No worries, I'm sure we'll meet again :)

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I can always give you my email if you wanna chat more?

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Sounds good. But I wouldn't leave it up very long, you don't want to get bombarded...

Actually no i changed my mind, you're a boring faggot

Tsk, tsk, not funny nor imaginative.

Ok, its [email protected]

Don't judge, I made that email like two years ago haha

>[email protected]

Got it.

Sweet I'll talk to you later

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enjoy your spam fag

>uncutfags all want to be cut

over my dead fucking body

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>uncut
its called intact you kikes. its a long watch but interesting and a good red pill:
youtu.be/XwZiQyFaAs0
id like to add that i dont blame cut men for aggressively defending their position, if i were cut i would aswell. i cant imagine what it's like to defend the undefendable, like niggers saying 'we wuz kangz' because otherwise all their culture has going for it is mud huts and rhythm

Cool, sent you an email.

Lol that's not my main account so idgaf

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HAHAHA someone subscribed me to the gayuk news letter. I love it!

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you just HAD to bring up racism huh

go back

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>>>/resetera/

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I'm cut. It's not so bad, to be honest. If I ever have a child, I would obviously keep them intact, though. I hate my parents for having me cut, but that's mainly because I didn't consent. I can't say much about the aesthetics of uncut / cut dicks, because I find that they can be ugly both ways. It's really not such a big deal if someone is cut, in my opinion.

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Cope harder, moron.