Your president

imagine taking the bait this bad

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imagine electing an actually retarded president

Get out of here redditard and check on your wife after pounded by a nigger

I don't live in 'merica so nah

Your tune will change after Trump draws a sharpie around YOUR country and summons a Cat 5 hurricane.

Source

Du you live in Alabama? How is the weather?

I fucking knew that fascist Drumpf was the one behind climate change.

#PrayForAlabama

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He is gonna win in 2020. you know that, right?

True. Florida and Georgia were the biggest mistakes this country ever made.

Probably. Americans are that retarded.

>this what they actually believe

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By doctoring ballots with sharpies?

Who can make a good opposition to him? Name only one person (I don't like Trump btw)

>Your president.

august 30 national hurricane center
what do you see?

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They vast majority of americans adore him with a realigious passion.

Stop kidding yourself. The dems are a mess and Trump has total control of the rep party. They will support him if it means holding the office.

One of three scenarios in order or probability:
a) people legit vote for him and he wins fair and square
b) the election is rigged and/or compromised and he wins
c) elections are suspended on some bs crisis and he remains in office.

august 30 national hurricane center
what do you see?

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vidya of screens
youtu.be/CUaNeb93ZYc

I see a mild fucking breeze forecasted for Alabama

I suggested yesterday at FEMA that, along with Florida, Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina, even Alabama could possibly come into play, which WAS true. They made a big deal about this…
….when in fact, under certain ORIGINAL scenarios, it was in fact correct that Alabama could have received some "HURT" Always good to be prepared! But the Fake News is only interested in demeaning and belittling. Didn’t play my whole sentence or statement. Bad people!
- Trump

wut

>They vast majority of americans adore him with a realigious passion.
what polls are you looking at?

yup our president

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the updated models after it shifted east

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Have you even ever met an american user?
Trump is everything every american man wants to be. He is tall, white, rich, fucks bitches. They love him.

You cucks on the wrong side of history are going to feel real shitty after he's gone and realize what huge favors he's done for all of you
Btw
The wall is up

Even then he won't be my president.

wat?

>mild breeze forecasted for alabama
>start beaking off about alabama getting "hit hard"

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We evacuated on Friday, ty Trump!! When can we go back?

39+ MPH Tripodal Storm winds
(with even higher gusts)

is a breeze?

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I guess you dont live in the us user, cuz he is gonna be president for at LEAST 5 more years. He will probably win in 2024. The constitution has nothing on him.

I'm so glad that we have a president that is protecting us from the hurricanes. Thank Jesus.

Obama didn't do shit for us but Trump is keeping us safe.

20mph winds in Alabama, can you map?

>mild breeze
look at aug 30, dufus

that's got nothing to do with irony, you absolute fucking retard.

He's not because I don't live in a nigger/muslim (surpise, most niggers are muslims too) infested shithole.

>guess you dont live in the us user
Safe bet I'm not living in this red shithole area. And yeah, I'm sure he will win again, too.

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>Two national disasters in one photo
Haha. Potato-in-chief is on a roll lately.

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>He is gonna win in 2020. you know that, right?

Win an indictment?

That's leader of the free world, sweetie

Stay mad. 2016 was a win of cosmic good over cosmic evil. You libbies literaly voted for the devil and she lost.

>Btw
>The wall is up

Yes, the fence is up where the old fence used to be. Impressive.

Amen. Should sell Florida to Israel. Jews own most of it anyway.
Turn Georgia into a prison colony.
Buy Mexico, new paint new shrubs. Most of those laborers already speak Spanish.
Flip it. Sell it to Peru and get the rest of that cocaine money Oliver North could secure back.
Repo the bitch when they miss a payment.
All the sudden the Panama canal is the border and it'll cost less than the wall.
It will create jobs. It'll make all the Mexicans Americans. We'll be able to better manage their resources and rope back in some of those tax dodging corporations like fender and Ford who moved production south.

>the wall is up

No new construction has started, so delusional

>if you didn't vote for orangutan man, you voted for "her"

Fucking Trumptards....they're the lowest lifeforms on the planet right now.

>Beta libcucks mad that we have our first alpha president since Eisenhower
So is he the reason that this is the greatest storm to ever hit land? I mean, come on, it’s yuge. The biggest.

Same setup as in Turkey, Russia and any other country with shit people.

I was going to make exactly that same post. same image. Same comment.

So what are the chances in 2024 that Trump either:

>abolishes term limits for POTUS
or
>shuts down the federal government to the point of stalling the election

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What’s it like being both unoriginal and slower than OP?

>Sell it to Peru
Peru is poor af.

>No new construction has started
Fake news, wall is underway

Fuck you. Shillary was going to destroy america.

>What’s it like being both unoriginal and slower than OP?
Still better than having such a moron president, thank you.

because he wrongfully said alabama would be affected. the experts said he lies. so he lies more to... i dunno what his plan is. he'll lie about something else soon and then everyone will forget about this.
for someone who calls everything he disagrees with 'fake news', he is a one man factory of fake news.

>shuts down the federal government to the point of stalling the election
This

>abolishes term limits for POTUS
Then this.

And when he is too old to rule, one of his sons will take his place. This dynasty will lead the American Empire for 1000 years.
Barron Trump, first of his name. Blonde hair.

and much like game of thrones, your fantasy of the trump family will involve lots of incest. just like donnies fantasies.

We have a wall already. It's called a fence and terrain choke points.

Better than an expensive new wall that doesn't stop short in serveral regions. We need a DMZ and issue notice that an invasion will be regarded as an act of war. Mexico can keep their trash in their yard or lose it all.
Station troops here. Hire veterans to do what they're trained to do. How about the national guard does something other than filling sandbags and scrubbing bird shit off statues? I'll cost less than the wall. It'll create jobs. And it'll force the Mexican government to deal with their defective expacts.

your president got BTFO'd by denmark. i'm still chuckling about that, i haven't had time to process the retardedness of him losing to the NWS

Duh. Low down payment high monthly
That's how preadory lending works.

It's why forces allied against Hitler, he reneged on loans from France England and the United States he used to fixed the German economy after ww1.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1169705282123046913/photo/4

That's only because you pseudo liberals aren't regarded as lifeforms.

This. Fuck the wall. Land mines and patrols of A-10s

no u

Let's do this

Best president ever.

not my president, i'm a leaf

And we have our 2nd amendment for a reason....

Amen

So many butthurt libtards in this thread. Your salty tears are like sweet tea to me and the other alt-righters here on the chan.

if he wasn't such a piece of shit, i'd feel sorry for him. he's a demented old man who's already damaged mind is becoming as much of a car crash as his body.

Ok npc. Whatever you shill

Cope

>what the fuck did adding alabama to this actually accomplish?
A televised federal crime committed by the president.

We are implying other presidents wouldn't double down so hard on their claim (from ignorance) that they would commit a federal offence on air.

Probably, and then, with no re-election to worry about, he will ignore his advisors even harder and make it so painfully obvious what a fucktard he is only about 80% of his current fanbase will still be stupid enough to gush over him...

>The wall is up
No new sections have been or are being constructed. A fence is being replaced.

5% chance of sustained winds, at NO POINT in RECORDED HISTORY has a warning of this type predicting 5% chance of sustained tropical storm winds ACTUALLY RESULTED in more than a slightly gusty day. The winds predicted in Alabama were strong enough to, say, snap twigs.

>no u

>Trump is a provably a low IQ mong
>Instead of distancing from him other retards come to his aid just to "trigger libs"

Honestly at this point this is just sad. Build a wall around your whole country please.

It's *whose*. Get pwned libcuck.

Oh no libtards TRUMPED again. NOAA Advisory 24 shows Alabama was threatened just like Lord God Trump showed.

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President gets graphic that's not accurate, about to do press nerting.

President wants to provide accurate information. Adds appropriate information.

And people are mad about this?

Holy fuck the pettiness. Legit like... this is the biggest scandal you have?...

HAHAHAHAHA

Yes. And fuck over Puerto Rico completly abandon that dogless shagghole. By jebus you fucking manwhore. Go shoot everyone. The purge USA only November 4th staring at Keyne Wests house. Kill a 56%er.

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yep you sure showed me. but, taking a page from your dear leaders playbook, you have absolutely devastated me and shown me to be wrong, but i'm just going to call you fake news and ignore you. stay mad, trumpcuck.

>point out how retarded tmupr is
>libcuck! you lost!
>every thread
how is to be spineless faggot without own opinion?

>Holy fuck the pettiness. Legit like... this is the biggest scandal you have?...
The biggest scandal so far on Friday at 11am. But give Trump a minute, he's just waking up.

What crime???

>how is to be spineless faggot without own opinion?

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Yeah just wait until he decides to not eat eggs and have cereal instead.

That'll last at least 3 news cycles.

I'm glad I voted for him because his idiocy knows no bounds and would be less televised if he wasn't president. kek.

I'm not alt-right. I'm a bullmoose. I actually believe in liberty, not this nation socialism bullshit liberals have been brain washed with.
I'm actually conservative unlike these self serving fat cats who call themselves Republican.
Cheers to liberal tears.

The democrats owned most of the slaves.
Lincoln was the first Republican president.

You snowflakes want everyone to forfeit their rights, their liberty, for the sake of what? Hurt feelings? More government control?
Why is it the left claims to be against corporate strangulation and capitalism yet they align their political interest with main stream media?
That's right, because they're ignorant hypocrites.

"Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners."
-George Carlin

That's nice. Go play

dont cut yourself on that edge there, buddy ;^)

The cuckold makes us chuckle.
Nice try lib

Donald Trump is financed by the exact same private bank that Hillary was.
>"Democrats" and "republicans" have different functional agendas.
Ok buddy

Correct, our President. He was right all along.
Dumbass liberals are so desperate to attack Trump they'll overlook and lie about anything.
twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1169982263905398790

I mean come on, the man is so stupid he draws a sharpie line on a map and thinks people will see that and be like 'oh, okay, that's convincing". The man is a terrible liar and he's still rage tweeting about this days later.

or

The guys above saying one of his staff did it for him, maybe that's true... but that would make him even less informed and less intelligent then doing it himself.

Donald Trump is an absolute moron. He'd be working in an office at best if his dad didn't give him nearly unlimited wealth.

>Lord God Trump
He drew a line on a map because he can't let go of the fact that he was wrong.
Because he is a small and pathetic man.
Which says a lot about his supporters.

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>Donald Trump is financed by the exact same private bank that Hillary was.

Ok buddy.....whatever you say.

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Anarchist. But a 56%er Russian manwhore like you should just blaze out himself like the boomer you are. Kys. Trump is mainstream now. Dicks out. Trump up. Kill god. Trump fpr Transhumanism.

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When I went to vote.
I wore a hat that said "I'm here to fuck shit up"

He was right, go apologize to the God Emperor now.
Don't forget to dilate.

He probably will. He's still an idiot. He's still bad for the united states and his trade war is going to cost everyone but the ultra rich enormous amounts of money.

Despite what he tweeted today, no china is not absorbing the tariffs. The tariffs aren't even levied at china, they're charged to the companies importing their product when they reach the american border.

Wow. Guess you're not familiar with Yea Forums and our ways here. Let me make it clear for you: We have no goal except chaos. We have no Gods except lord kek almighty. You think we respect the "presidency"? *chuckle*

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>Russian.
No son. I'm marsoc.
Get fucked you national socialist scum.

Fuck all trumptards, bunch of uneducated racist idjits

i would never trade the ability to think coherently, for idiocy and riches.

lol sure user. Your ar15 will shot down them predator drones for sure!
You are beyond retarded if you think americans will fight a civil war. Americans are docile. They live comfy lives. They will take anything like lil bitches as long as they can watch netflix and eat fast food.

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What is your PhD in?
Mine is in leisure science.

I don't even like Trump but the consistent heartwarming tolerance speeches and conjecture the left continually makes have persuaded my vote.

Keep America great

>They will take anything like lil bitches
EU cuck projection.

>“That map you showed us today, it looked like it almost had like a Sharpie on it,” the reporter noted.

>“I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know,” Trump repeated.

I think really the issue is your education system has been so shit for so long, Trump does obviously stupid actions and retards see it as power moves. This thread is filled with bait obviously, hurr durr get triggered libs. But it's impossible to have an honest conversation about the president being a moron, simply because a moron can't recognize a moron. Trump wins 2020 and US goes the way of Rome tbh. Sad!

Dude, this bitch said „Unemployment is low because everyone is working two jobs“

Why is she still in Congress?

I have an FFL and all my explosives permits. I'm retired marsoc and a defense contractor.
Try us

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Shut up Vladimir, go take turns "being the girl" for your cousin/brothers so you can pretend you're not a bunch of rusky shill faggots.

> leisure science.

I'll bet you want a student loan bail out as well.

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law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2074

Am American man, hate trump. What are you on about? He’s at like a 40% approval rating

>He was right
Until the data changed. Then he was wrong.
So instead of moving on, he acted like a baby.
Ladies and gentlemen, your president and his supporters.

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>That pic is bullshit
The ocean doesn't have a grid in it.
Because...
You're a racist Nazi

jason bourne just entered the chat

>leisure science
Thank you for not contributing to society

Yeah those curtains are terrible.
Thanks queer eye

AOC is a crazy bitch.

But you're a dumbass. She's referring to the BLS metrics of unemployment. Those people working 2 jobs aren't counted as unemployed, obviously, but the official figure that the media loves to use doesn't provide information on double employment.

You are very welcome.
I'm also a defense contractor so I cause much more harm than good

while not all, most like to be smart enough to tie there own shoes and not look like a drooling retard. And the only girl Trumps been fucking that is a legal american citizen is his daughter.

LMFAO. Thanks for jerking off my ego pal

Pics or it didn't happen

>American man
You'll never be a man, dyke.

that’s what she said

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Yeah like that time you guys were not gonna take shit and let Obama bailout the banks? Sure stood up to that traitor.

You are a faggot and kidding yourself. You would trade it all for power cuz thats human nature. Every guy who has ever been in a position where he can TRY to take over the world has done it. We are al megalomeniacs, you are just to brainwashed to admit it you literal cuck.

>try us
Jesus christ user you know this is the internet right? Made me cringe. They will try you tho, and you will pussy out. Good thing you have explisives permits, I guess that will keep the most powerful army ever in the history of the world at bay.

>It's not rigged
Till?

Did you lose your mother to a bike wheel mate?

>You would trade it all for power cuz thats human nature. Every guy who has ever been in a position where he can TRY to take over the world has done it. We are al megalomeniacs, you are just to brainwashed to admit it you literal cuck
that's an awful lot of assumptions there, and you know what they say about assuming shit

You seem to think soliders won't keep their oath against enemies both foreign and domestic.
You're obviously not enlisted

>Knowingly
As if Trump 'knowingly' does anything.

>ironic

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zozzled

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Ok Swalwell. We're waiting for the nuke.
Let us know how your campaigns funeral goes

Up the oven glowing deep state scum. Im lord pumperwhiste. Kill your god fuckjew. I hate nations but endorse racemixing. Like an ultradarwinist. Your kind is too dump. Trump is our trojan horse. Go ride horsie!!!

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not everyone is greedy, not everyone is power hungry, not everyone is a narcissist, and not everyone has all those 3 traits just because you weren't raised right.

So you're discriminating him based on disability.
That's not very pc. Or do neo-liberals harbor prejudice against the handicapped?

I wouldn't know because I believe in actual liberty

Well, if you have a job, you are not unemployed. This is not rocket science.

Sorry, I assume an individual should be more careful about what he/she says rather than a district representative of NYC

Ultimately, if you are employed, you are employed, your payroll is registered under state.

When a representative from NYC answers the question „Why do you think unemployment is low?“ I expect an answer „Because those values do not reflect the current situation in official state-registered employment, therefore it is not true“, not an answer as „Unemployment is low because everyone is working on two jobs“ in order to hinder and undermine my knowledge of economy and sociology as a representative of people.

And no, she really is stupid when it comes to economics. She saying that alone proves it.

Then again, I am a dumbass, what do I know?

no, you're not. you're a larping faggot still in high school.

You're a delusional child.
How much have you contributed to anything other than dissidence?

If you're not actively seeking employment you're technically not unemployed.

It's a combination of videos. I believe the Trump one was him trying to touch a bald eagle and it snapped at him. Idk about the Sanders clip.

>Then again, I am a dumbass, what do I know?
apparently how to not format like a normal user here, and how to incorrectly punctuate quotations.

Damn right. I love that man.

It's school hours dipshit.
Congratulations on your opinion though

Gay

For (((you))) homo

Let's tag team their ass

Azz*

>Disability
Being a moron with overconfidence is not a disability.

Dude, you are dumb as a rock. A war against the US military is unwinable. Thats true for foreing powers and is true for the american people. A civil war in the US is unthikable. It is more likely it happens in fucking China than in the US.

>You seem to think soliders won't keep their oath against enemies both foreign and domestic
Soldiers will do as they are told. You think some highschool dropout trippin on patriotism is gonna have a geopolitical/ethical position about killing people? they are killing people right now to protect the interests of oil companies and banks.

> raised right
oh fuck off are you serious? Did you read LoTR? People tempted by access to power fall for it. It is what humans do.

Bahahaha
If they object they're a homophobe with Nazi ideology.

Glad to hear you're not disabled user

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> A Civil War is the US is unthinkable.

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Sexy as fuck

Glad you're enjoying sidetracking from the established fact that the president committed a federal crime on camera.

>Pithy aphorism
>Truth
Pick one

Good point. I guess if we start buying and selling blacks again, it could happen.

Don't be mad that history will put you I your place. Sit down young man.

No. Civil war is not unthinkable in the United States. It has happened before.

He swallows the whole thing.

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>blacks
More like black rifles....

ok larp boy. are you the original navy seal with 300 confirmed kills?

Bro shakes are da best

Prove it. It was made up and u fell for it retard.

> made up.
U wat m8?

american politics is basically seeing who can rim israel the best. you're basically a cattle farm for the jew.

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People gotta eat.

I forgot the moon landing, does that mean there will be another Apollo launch?

Oh please, you shitheads turned in your bump stocks for Trump, you're gonna lose silencers. Basically America can outlaw everything down to firecrackers if we just have a Republican do it to you.

the jew isnt people. it's a reptilian hivemind entity.

Aren't the poos going to the moon?

>Calls me dumb as a rock
You think we will kill our own to forfeit our rights?

The US Military only recently started accepting dropouts for the first time in a decade.

The people who willingly enlist believe in our great Nation unlike you neets

Florida is a profitable state with a strong economy, not one of the welfare fly over states that real states have to support.

Mississippi is the mistake state.

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The civil war took place in a few cities. Like a hundred people were involved. The numbers are greatly exaggerated.

>lose silencers.
You can make one out of black pipe and steel wool.

Which is?

>The US Military only recently started accepting dropouts for the first time in a decade.
The enlisted do not determine the direction of the military, user.

Wrong! - Karl

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Or they're poor retards. Look at the location of every recruitment center in the country.

ya don't compare florida to Georgia. Georgia is a piece of shit. Florida is up there with texas and new york

Cite sources, liar.

Different times user. A civil war is unthinkable NOW. Current US population is too divided, too jaded to be idealist. Plus they have a lot to lose.People fight their govts when the idea of death doesnt really seem that much worst than living under their current conditions. That is not the case for a huge majority of americans.

>Sit down young man
get a load of this guy lol

>Republican gun bans are okay because I can just make guns
Well then make them when Democrats ban guns. Sheesh.

those who enlist are slave fighters for the jew.

You're claiming that it happened. Prove it.

Sorry. Sit down before you fall down, gramps.

No. I'm a Raider, 2nd battalion, with less than 50ck and 9 tours.

It was actually only a first fight between two guys. You're the one exaggerating saying hundreds were involved.

>People fight their govts when the idea of death doesnt really seem that much worst than living under their current conditions.
That's not a great explanation of the 1850's though.

No. History books have my back. Who has yours?

actually it was just an argument on a street corner. I think it started when one of the guys spilled his coffee on the other guys shoe.

>You think we will kill our own to forfeit our rights?
Yes. I think you would. It wont come to that tho. Population will just bow down to govt and that will be that.

>The enlisted do not determine the direction of the military, user
This. Even if the individual soldier has a moral position, he wont be able to go against the tide.

Our president; you can thank me later for correcting your retarded ass, I know it must be hard for you to think, but that's what people like me are for.

You're exaggerating, there was no argument, it was actually just a very strongly worded letter.

Please don't compare that EU cuck mentality to Americans.
The only ones who would bend over and take it in the ass are liberal, which can't really be called Americans.

>spilled his coffee on the other guys shoe
They had an argument about whose nigger had to clean that.

Prove it. It's as real as the holocaust.

You're wrong. The military is lead by Americans who established your freedom to bitch and moan.
You're welcome

Are you implying the poor are genetically inferior? How alt-right of you.

you're delusional and your antisemitism is quaint.

>Which is?
>law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2074

Federal. Crime.

You're obviously not enlisted

he was using data that was outdated by 24 hours. That's a lot when you're president. I'm just a pleb and I followed the hurricane more closely than him. He's unfit to lead.

Poor. Retards. Two. Qualifiers. Can. You. Read?

lol

I'm not clicking a potential honey pot.
Copy pasta or
cool story off
Bruh

>The military is lead by Americans who established your freedom to bitch and moan.
>The military is about freedumb
>the military does what E-6s want
You know how I know you failed at MEPS?

No, because I'm just a retarded soldier.
Do you not pay attention to the shit you type?

That was in 08, Cletus.

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Every single Republicuck "shall not be infringed" snake bumper sticker faggot will bow down to government because they will not want to give up their comfort. If you believe otherwise you are deluded.

>cornell.edu
>potential honey pot
Bait or actual retard?

lol user really? Americans as a whole bend the knee every they they are told to. You honestly believe any sizeable portion of the population would risk everything they own, and their life, to defend some abstract ideal? These are the same people who cant me arsed to separate their trash and recycle plastic cuz its too much work.
>which can't really be called Americans
They do vote tho.

Meps was established 2006.
I joined 1998

So please tell me some shill bullshit about how the military screens people to ensure only those who are willing to kill their fellow American citizens enlist....

I didn't know you were a soldier, now it makes sense. Was your family poor? Cause you're clearly retarded.

So you base your views on reality on a fantasy novel series with orcs and elves? Lol wut

Not clicking your link faggot. You can honey pot any site.

>I'm not clicking a potential honey pot.
Here is the text, pic related the text in situ
>Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both.

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Hey chink what up why you hidin triad bitch

>With my PhD in leisure science.
Yep, I'm retarded

>every single
Even if 1/10th of the "SHALL" bother to take up their rifle, you'll have a nice civil war on your hands. Again, stop injecting your cuck mentality to Americans. Just because you're a faggot that doesn't mind being the government's bitch doesn't mean everyone else is.

Bait but just so others can see how retarded the bait is and are not swayed by its hilarious attempt to pretend the president has not committed a crime, I kept it going with a reply in

Trump is the head of the weather beureau
therefore the poster Trump showed is the correct weather report, and all weather reports issue by his subordinates that do not support trump's weather report are in violation of the law

It won't be 1 in a thousand. It won't be any. There won't be a civil war.

I have ammunition from that time used to kill people.

>Your cuck mentality
I am American. I live surrounded by fucking ignorant cunts driving massive pickups with no manual labor job, nothing to haul, who talk about their guns protecting their rights when not a one of them weighs under 280lbs. I have seen the same in neighbouring states, I have worked with dozens of them doing 5he jobs they don't want to do because they are manual and would require them to not be fucking lards.

There would be no civil war. There would be some few dissidents and they would get curb stomped hard.

1/10 start to pick up their guns, local law enforcement finally gets a chance to take out the real white trash niggers ruining this great nation.

>Will drop bombs on Afghan weddings
>Will shoot at family cars at roadblocks
>Can't possibly kill muh fewwow Murkins uwu
The only reason you won't kill is because you're a POG who hasn't touched a weapon since basic.

Oh damn. Didn't know that was a law lol.
Thanks.

Put Trump in jail for 90 days. That'll be funny.

(I legitimately don't see any good candidates again for the .... Damn, since ever. Who would you suggest looking into?)

No you really don't.

You want pray game?

Would you care to have it tested?

No, he is the executive branch, he cannot supercede the other arms of the government outside of strictly protocolled orders which must be presented as such, known as executive orders, which I am sure you are familiar with.

He committed a federal crime.

American cowboy fantasies crack me up.
>Even if 1/10th of the "SHALL" bother to take up their rifle
You clearly have no idea how civil wars go. You imagine it as "The free poeple" aginst "the evil govt". In reality it is a sectarian factionary shitshow where every single foreing power has a stake on the outcome. Its not Star Wars Rebels, its Syria 2015.

>Be MOS 0372.
>Get called pog who hasn't touched weapon since basic.

I haven't laughed this much in a long time. Thank you kindly

This user is 100.00% right on the money.

This. People will follow whichever side is delivering food.

everything other than congress an the courts are part of the executive branch
executive orders have no formal process
by stating that the hurricane will hit alabama he issued an executive order that the official position of the weather bureau is that the hurricane will hit alabama

Oh good, then you've had plenty of instruction in eating crayons, following orders, and shooting people. So you'll do it then.

OK make that four national disasters....

He didn’t do an executive order though.

fine he lied then... didn't we impeach a president for that..

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666!!!!!!!

It's ironic that people would point that out, though. So I guess I win anyways... which is also ironic if you think about it.

Yes. I'll shoot anyone who opposes a threat to the lives and liberties of my fellow citizens without hesitation.
Because we keep our oath and we live our creed.

We weren't issued crayons. You must have us confused with nuke techs or tactical air command

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I genuinly dont understand what people are bitching about with this.

Someone shows the president a graphic explaining where the storm will likely end up.

He asks where it may go after this or instead.

Someone draws a bit of a prediction.

HoLy ShIt LoOk HoW dUmB DrUmPh Is!!!

>Because we keep our oath
Oh you mean to obey the orders of the officers over you?

he didn't follow the common way that previous presidents have issued executive orders
but there is no official method in the constitution or law for how executive orders are issued

he made a prediction that congress has requested the executive branch make
his prediction ended up being wrong
the only president to be impeached for lieing lied about factual historical events, not about potential future events

That's not what happened. He said when referencing the chart that it would hit Alabama. At this point it was not sharpied. Only after it was addressed was he sharpie added and the donalding aka never ever admit that you ever made even a tiny mistake began.

it's not that. He said Alabama and he was told, no, no it won't hit there... that was fine. but then he goes bat shit crazy to prove... fuck you it will go there... and why... why is this fucking retard trying to prove something that doesn't mater and he can't change, no one can... and then he does it a fucking 3rd time and a 4th... what the holy hell.

>executive orders have no formal process
Yes they do. They are codified under Title 3 of the Code of Federal Regulations. Not everything the president says is an executive order.

He committed a federal crime.

Stupid president can't predict the weather.
I bet he isn't even a metrologist! What a fraud

Shill harder

>there is no official method in the constitution or law for how executive orders are issued
Incorrect. There are, codified under title 3 of the Code of Federal Regulations.

Fake news

but he did lie, he has lied 3 times now about it going to hit alabama.. he showed a false weather prediction that he altered, a report he didn't know how to read and finally this last one that I doubt is true either that is like a week old. he fucking keeps lying about him being wrong. he is fucking lying about fucking lying at this point.

You ever notice the only people who call him drumpf or orange are the people who love him? He is orange though which is pretty lol when you think about it.

The World's President.

At best it would’ve been a proclamation, not an order. For fucks sakes does any American actually understand their government?

You fucking moron. You complete fucking idiot. He posted this forecast 3 days after it was no longer valid. Jesus you Trump chumps are dumb as nails.

And who's orders are you following?

Soldiers are people too.
So how long have you been a stranded defector and enemy of the state?

Federal crime. Fact. Demonstrated multiple times.

THE WORLDS TODDLER

>ITT: MOIST FAGGOTS!

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>President talks about the weather.
>The left shits itself. Demands justice.

>trump lies
>his supporters in damage control
Same shit, different day

He's not perfect, but MILES above HRC, that is what we get with the lessor of two evils choice

NICE to see someone is real good standing on there head.

Everyone loves babies

Pretty much.
You forgot the overreaction from the neo-liberals but happy groundhogs day

Especially the abortion clinic

Liberals love getting abortions like it's a national sport.
Makes sense.

It ought to be mandatory without a birthing license

What would be a normal reaction to the 12,000th+ lie? Gross indifference?

oh yeah because making someone take care of a child they don't want and letting the child know it's entire life it's a mistake is so smart.

If it don't make dollars it don't make cents

If your doctorate has
>science
in it, but you like Trump in spite of morons, the science you're doing probably deals with faith healing.

How about using protection or abstaining?
Being a responsible adult instead of a whore?

Children are expensive.

The same reaction to all of Obama's lies. And Bush 2s lies. And Clinton's lies. And bush 1s lies.....
It's almost like there is a pattern here. Almost.

Not everyone is a perma virgin like you some people have lives and like to fuck you church going hypocritical retard

so your answer to a 15 year old is ''to bad, shouldn't have been a whore, now drop out of school so all you can do with your life is be a whore.''

The difference is in the amount of lies, Trump lives up to his name because he trumps them all in terms of sheer, unashamed quantity of lying.

user, the elections are always rigged.
You can't be dumb enough to believe in democracy, right?
They choose whoever they need to be the new figurehead, someone the dumb masses would idolize while they do sketchy shit behind the scenes.
The whole reason why Trump was chosen was to instigate a civil war between left and right wing people and you retards fell for it.

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Fuck all you want, just don't kill babies over it.
Grow up.

I think people must earn citizenship.

The last two years of high school should be military service.
Only citizens should be allowed to reproduce.
Only citizens should receive tax returns.
Only citizens should be able to quality for student aid and social assistance.
Only citizens should be allowed to own firearms.
Only citizens should be eligible for government employment.

If you are not a citizen, you are a resident. A guest. Being born here should not make you a citizen.
Your parents being born here should not make you a citizen.

Citizenship must be earned.

Only then will I support open borders

These guys think 13 year olds are indistinguishable from adult women. You're not going to get anywhere lol.

What do you think tax returns are?

Sue me, but it seems like you want to condemn those who make poor choices by forcing both them and the human beings they irresponsibly spawn to fail forwards.

Truly the path towards being a model citizen.

Mental disabilities can only be hidden by political action for so long.

Tax returns are free money from the government as everyone knows.

Free money, forever!

So are bitches.

>$150
>$400,000

Return on over payment of income tax with some deductions to taxable income such as grocery credit, donations, head of household, medical bills, deductable purchase at the ratio of 0.50 on the dollar for anything over (if I remember correctly) 850. blah blah blah...

But if you read into strawman it's return on collateral towards the loan from the federal reserve for the printing of out currency which fractional banking totally fucked up enabling the printing of money from thin air and the end of currency actually backed by resources

What I'm saying is charge all the workers income tax and only allow licensed citizens to collect a return.

Solid point.
Explains Clinton losing.

You know what, apart from tax returns (do you even know what those are?) I fully agree with this. The test for citizenship should include a basic understanding of American law. I would love to see who fails.

You determine your own withholding. You will find this out once you get a job.

The American population would experience a sudden deficit.

>Is it legal to shoot someone who enters your house without permission.
>Hmmm yes!
Nope sorry only if your life is in danger. Off to Mauritania with you!

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lol you think a fat baby is alpha

Also fucking Eisenhower lol wut XD

when is he going to make america great? he's sure as hell taking his time.

Albania isn't even in the US.

"other branch of the Government service"

He is ANOTHER branch of goverment service.

You cant falsify his weather report.

Dunning-Krump.

It would be a hilarious day.

>"""they"""
There is no shadow cabal running the show user. Its just a bunch of morons pushing their own agendas.

you guys realize the joke is that he's more focused on defending himself than actually dealing with the hurricane, right? the joke is that he's a twat who never does his job and spends his whole day on twitter. you're just making it even funnier.

He really fucked everyone who ever needed help during his term, didn't he.

He's spineless self serving trash just like every single one of his supporters.

You're a pompous asshat.
How may w2s or 1099 have you filled out?
You don't seem to be the stable employment type.

I've been working since 1995 and I'm a retired Marine. Full military retirement and I'm currently a defense contractor.
Bet I've paid more in taxes than you ever will.

I'm well aware we determine our withholding. And if we don't withhold enough we have to pay up or they fuck us IRS style. If we withold surplus. We receive a return. Deductions and penalties can change this amount.

>closely
ANY OTHER BRANCH OF GOVERMENT.

Literally in that code. You cant falsefyvwhat he says regarding the weather.

Not a single faggot in this thread has cock in their forecast. Could it be that b is finally changing for the better?

Fuck that place.

>5%

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At least you can say, "I survived Trump". Shame there are actual body counts that can't because golf and Twitter were more important, God rest their souls.

No, he is the executive of the government. He is not a branch of the Government service. He falsified a weather report, he is not authorised to supercede other branches without issuing an executive order. His made up chart does not carry the force of law, his Twitter brainfarts do not carry the force of law, EVEN THE PRESIDENT IS BEHOLDEN TO THE PROCEDURE UNDER THE CONSTITUTION. This is NOT a dictatorship.

lol

Praise the Lord Emperor of mankind. Trump blessed us

*same shit different terlet

he sure did, mate.

Mind showing the update the morning he tweeted about Alabama getting hit?

There's some law about predicting weather the liberals are triggered by

So let's investigate the dem meteorologists and play the lib game against them.

We demand justice. Punishment for anyone who can not accurately predict the weather.

A fuckload? You always select your own withholding. So people would just have less withheld. You can just admit your idea was dumb lol. It's not a big deal.