>CIV THREAD
population:10
religion:Islam
Leader:Ammar Nassar
year:1801
Dubs decides what we build next
>CIV THREAD
population:10
religion:Islam
Leader:Ammar Nassar
year:1801
Dubs decides what we build next
Next is some irrigation and some fucking crops so the people can actually eat.
They build a brothel
>religion:Islam
Convert to the better religion, Zoroastrianism.
Re-Rolll
This would be much more fun
roll
Roll for this
that's me
imma roll again before they die of starvation
Roll for this. Zoroaster would be proud.
isis rises and kills all non-believers
they build a church
dubs! religion changes
kill the leader and replace him with a cool doggo
trips
We change our religion to Zoroastrianism and put up a stautue of a Faravahar on our temples. White men are gathering on the other island.
Ammar is killed and replaced with said doggo.
population:10
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:cool doggo
year:1801
statue
war with another tribe
Roll for crops and a well for sustenance
Start a war so we can send rapefugges to the white people's women
Alien invades
Roll for changing back to islam
Accuse doggo of being gay, stone him to death near the market place.
Install Saddam Hussein as leader
crops fail
rerolling ffs
Epic statue of Doggo, it should be the most impressive of the Wonders of the World
like the Sphinx, except bigger
reroll
yeah, no fucking food. only doggo
More farms on the river banks
Re-roll
doggo dies, say that to my face then fuker
The white people murder the entire town, take it over, and multiply their population by 2x within a year
Year has passed and population doubled. More animals and crops is growing.
Reroll for deus vult
reroll. we need food!
rick rolly
outlaw food
Reroll
This
reroll
Reroll
Build a massive temple complex and focus resources on elaborate religious rituals
Dubs get
KEK GIVE ME STRENGTH
burn all crops and salt the land
reroll
Nice
shit, this is what we get for electing a dog
Time traveling americans have gained all the oil from the future. The now go to the past to get all the oil from all timelines. Freedom aproaches.
Roll to invest in prisons
nigger incinerator
Become sea-fairing society, and because of all the salt we apparently have we're able to become fuck-off rich selling salt cod to the white neighbors
sandnigger incinerator
reroll
rerawl
We burn the farms and salt the land
we build a building to store the oil
population:10
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:cool doggo
year:1802
1 person has died from starvation
begin war with white men
roll
Sex with women is banned, you can only fuck other men and domesticated animals.
Kill the people across the river for food
kek
Re roll
roll to plant crops and pray to god for a plentiful harvest
excellent my plan is going according to plan, now force everyone to drink sea water as part of the enlightenment
bastard, no!
You mean praise kek right?
Put out the fires and rape every single woman with one guy. Also kill every guy who isn't the one rapist. We need go get some inbreeding going on
build an atomic bomb and nuke the city
Invade Poland
reroll
kek has spoken, so be it done
win rar
the white men build a sandnigger incinerator for energy production
Rolls for: Commit mass suicide.
a large black box containing the fart stench of muhammad is worshipped, in a massive ceremony, then goats are fucked in celebration
We plant crops
Only one person survived the nuke
population:1
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:cool doggo
year:1802
establish peaceful coexistence with the white neighbors. establish freedom of speech and freedom of religion
Now fire the nuke at israel/soon to be israel
reroll
yay, peaceful coexistence!
Rolls for: Travel back to year 1800
single mudman breeds with goat, creating goatman race
Reroll
Yes
now re-populate with the one person and the cool doggo
Roll to convert to Christianity but allow freedom of religion to be the law
They take you as a slave
population:1
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:cool doggo
year:1802
reroll
All humans are made in the image of God, our creator.
Rereroll
Everyone becomes a filthy weeaboo
the survivor suicide bombs the white devils' camp
Roll to abolish slavery! I said peaceful coexistence, not forced servitude by threat of death!
slavery is badass
reroll
Roll to elect the one surviving black man as the leader with doggo serving as spiritual advisor
Triplererolling
reroll
Ancient aliens come and build a pyramid.
build an army of robots to serve doggo
this but they are robots which have a glitch which makes them unable to move except by disco dancing
roll
The americans see prime oportunity to invade and get oil they build a base, the troops stay guard as they bring in workers to mine for oil. The last shit skin is raped to death. They get the nukes and decide to stay and rebuild the world in freedom.
import crates of beans, beans is new religion, elect bean boy as king
rolling
doggo of course will still command the disco robots
Doggo gets promoted from King to President for Life with unlimited wartime powers under the constitution
Re-roll for freedom
Summon the devil and start a new 1000 year era of dead and suffering
rolling for this
roll for supreme overlord doggo attacks meddling time traveling americans with disco robots
rolling to never have this happen
roll
Rerolls
this
Doggo gets his army
population:17
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:cool doggo
year:1802
GET SOME FUCKING CROPS GROWING NOW
Nigger vending machine.
this
also plant potatoes
build a canal between two rivers to improve trade with superior races
Doggo orders the castration of every human around, for humanitarian reasons, we don't want these feral animals breeding right?
Rolls for: Barks, I mean send the army to enslave the white people and free cool doggo's worshiper.
get invaded by first crusade
Rerolls...
Build a canal and build farms near the river, put some land aside nearby for a future military base
Re-rerolls..
Americans call in their own hip hop robots which look pretty stupid but can spit mad rhymes
The americans from the future are prepared to destory all and keep doggo prisoner. Because just as dico died so will the robots.
The Americans scream FOR FREEDOM before heading into battle
everyone pauses to masturbate furiously
Build a cathedral and convert to Monastic Christianity
Americans get incinerated in seconds by disco robot advanced future lasers
They're from further in the future than you, suckers!
damn so close, the americans are resilient, reroll to wipe them out!
Everybody does the floops
Build a car factory and start selling Ford Fiestas
American counter-attack! Transdimensional Air Support destroys the disco robots by negating their funk values and inverting the afro differentials.
The disco robots are constructed by a dum doggo and can only dance they are defensless and are whiped out. Securing a freedom filled future.
Winrar
we need fountain in center point
China enters the fray against the Americans with pirated time travel in exchange for access to the river
China tries to enter the fray but accidentally fucks up the time travel math and removes their entire country from history.
so close
the afro nuke has killed doggo.
population:1
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:????
year:1804
roll to farm some gosh darn potatoes, please for the love of whatever god we worship now, can we please plant some potatoes
Rolls for: Orcs dig up from underground and starts to throw up all over the place and then set fire on theirs throw up
mass of faggotry condenses into a black hole, warping reality and returning shitville to 1801
Survivor escapes slavery and becomes new leader, also starts farming the east bank
roll
Survivor single handedly butchers captors by rolling a nat 20 twelve times in a row
Amercans set up a base to get oil, heavily protected.
waits for 50 years
winrar
rerolls
no reloads! that's gay
rolling to make black man leader and dead doggo as spiritual advisor
the story ends
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
The one survivor sticks their dick in their ass to reproduce with them self
Free at last free at last
population:1
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:????
year:1804
Eat some sand
lol what an absolute madman
US invades trump is in charge now
Castrate a goat and make the goat balls into an idle god leader
Re roll
the survivor plants potatoes everywhere
Elect Vermin Supreme
the sandnigger impregnates the camel - creating a new species
Pillage white men tents and take the camel. Then start cleaning up a little bit and farming the east bank.
Change religion to nazism
Pinch your nips
reroll
Roll
roll
praise allah and return to the true path of islam
build a mosque in which our survivor can thank him
Kidnap a white man and make him supreme leader
Poo in the loo
roll
Become amish
start successful tourism campaign
Roll
Take white man's doggo and camel, and pillage the tents, start cleaning up, then farm potatoes on the east bank
Years have passed as our offspring gets bigger every step of the way
population:5
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:????
year:1810
reroll
Get the Americans to nuke you and start a successful glass window store
Farm potatoes
FINALLY
roll to elect original survivor as leader
Start a dildo factory. Become a merchant nation trading in dildos. Also recruit prostitutes from other countries to increase population.
Castrate all humans in territory. Only hybrids are allowed to breed
More housing
Have an orgy
Roll to have a democratic election in the tribe for the leader position
Cut out everyone's left eye
Enforce communism and state atheism, camelman inbreeding enforced
Clean up blasted areas
Fuck that leader is now a dead fish
rolling to undo this roll
We finally start to grow potatos on the west island
population:5
religion:Zoroastrianism
Leader:????
year:1810
go
rolling to squash the attempted communist uprising
rolling to continue cultivating those fields and increasing population
Boom
camelmen are surprisingly fertile
Communism and atheism is a new way of life
population:5
religion: Atheism
Leader:????
year:1810
roll to build a defensive structure on the west island to protect the farms
USA invades in order to install democracy
roll to return to islam and increase population
Re roll
roll to build library for research
Everyone drinks the koolaid
The only thing he could build was the out of shape fence
population:5
religion: Atheism
Leader:????
year:1810
roll to build a wizard tower for a few of our people to study minor spells
also have lots of sex and make more children
InvaideRussia in the winter
aw, you stole my dubs!
rolling to build a school for the education of children and young adults
rolling to build a military camp to train our young men into soldiers
import negros from africa, castrate them and use them for slave labour
Import prostitutes and commence operation reproduction.
rolling to build a school and a military training ground
build a mosque and convert to islam
build weapons for defense, and increase population
build a massive statue of stalin and lenin kissing and plant a massive rainbow flag next to it.
reroll
the camelmen do this
you saw
right? are we a communism now or not? I hate communism
reroll
reroll
...
build a university for science
Build a statue of a big frog to watch our crops
clean up blast zone
shit nobody's getting dubs
rolling to get reinforcements
rerawl
eat the camel children
roll
roll to build a bazaar marketplace
build town on western island
build a statue of the original survivor near the farms
reroll
Ban anal sex
One sandnigger goes off exploring
rolling for this
winner
clean up blast zone
build camel knights
reroll
irrigate farms
Who is this girl?
One of the sandniggers leaves the home and explores
population:17
religion: Atheism
Leader:????
year:1814
Crusaders install a camp in the middle of the blast !
roll to breed camels and train them for riding
3 furries arrive by boat
Reroll.
Build a gym and implement excessive training in the daily programme so everyone is mega buff
Invading Crusaders get massacred by the natives
Ohhh shit.jpeg
roll to breed the camelmen
also they start a gun factory
the tribe opens its borders to everyone, swarms of nogs and other arabs take over the whole area. they live in mud huts and shacks.
reroll!
Reroll
Build military academy
Colonize nearby land. Build a zoo.
why the fuck was that almost trips, reroll ffs
thehistoryofthecrusades.wav
The natives of that nearby land are the animals in the zoo
Build a military training camp and a school and train all men as soldiers and scholars
reroll
3 horny furries settles north
Damn !
Having witnessed the brutality of the americans, the degeneracy of zoroastrians, the pliability of muslims and the ineffectiveness of the atheist communists, the last surviving discobot has created more of his kind with deadly efficiency, bent only on revenge and war.
The new religion is Human Genocide
The new leader is Disco Robot
the furries are tortured slowly to death and their bodies are displayed as a warning
reroll, but now with the Native/Christian war added to AI database
roll
Rollerino
the furries are killed by a great fire from the sky, a demonstration of god's terrible wrath
our settlement is scared back into the islamic faith
thanks user
damn this place is pretty hostile to colonial types
New leader gets elected. It is a disabled woman with down syndrome
Dogs are people too
>themiddleeast.zip
roll to build a new mosque
Rolling again
we build a zoo on a new part of land, killing the infidels we see there
population:17
religion: Atheism
Leader:????
year:1817
Build pyramids
the camelman kill all humans
Ships have been developed
start construction on a big beautiful wall to protect our new island homeland
Give Jews Israel
Space nazzis land and decide to make dyplomatic contact.
Reroll this
Reroll this just to invade it right after
Reroll!
holy fuck so close to quadrups
We only have enough resources for 1/4th the wall
population:17
religion: Atheism
Leader:????
year:1817
Can you imagine the consequences? Reroll btw
The camelpeople are banished to the outside of the wall, where they live as scavengers and raiders in the surrounding area.
Some kid just came off a mountain from the south and wrote this brand new scroll he proudly calls the 'Torah'. Impale him on a pike so we might build an immunity to invade Hungary before it's too late.
reroll
Elect Trump
reroll
build a port
Resume extensive and immoral breeding.
CONSTRUCT A MINE
reroll.
That's fine we'll continue construction once we have more production, for now start work on a persian walled garden in the area where the walls are going to be
reroll
use animals from the zoo as building material to finish the wall
one more reroll
rerollin
Actually you have to be a camelperson to live inside the fun and safe walled garden and get potatoes during famine years, snowniggers like you have to stay outside and suffer hunger and tribulation.
aliens will build the wall, also a pyramid
reroll
Use animals in the zoo to breed more atrocities.
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
OUR PEOPLE DEMAND IT
BUILD THE WALL
reroll
reroll
Sandniggers fuck all the animals creating interesting things
humans are flashing their dicks
Complete the wall using sand
Well impale the so called prophet
population:16
religion: Atheism
Leader:????
year:1825
Yo how are we still Atheist son?! first I smashed the commie uprising
Then I reinstated Islam
Why are you not counting my dubs?
Niggers appear out of nowhere and start living in the zoo
Become Zoroastrian again !
Breed more horrors with the zoo animals !
the internet is born
Roll to make the state religion a peaceful coexistence between Islam and Zoroastrianism
roll to build the wall
reroll
we convert back to Zoroastrian and breed with the animals
population:16
religion: Zoroastrian
Leader:????
year:1825
roll to build paradise garden around the zoo
Trump is elected but only after converting to Islam
tsunami
smash the zoroastrian idols and reinstate islam
build a mosque
build camel archers
the so called prophet becomes leader
the camelmen finally manage to start a dildo factory, which attracts many prostitutes
The original become the Eternal Chief.
build a road. pajeets poop on road
roll to elect Trump the Caliph of the New Islamic Empire
blocks out future religion changes for 100 years
Expand into the old wasteland if possible, even if radiation transform them.
the idols have been impales and islam is once more again!
population:16
religion: Islam
Leader:????
year:1825
Start chopping wood to build a grand ship
The new islamic authorities ban such indecent activities
make a new bread
Our first generation comes to maturity at roughly 18 years of age and become mighty magical warriors. Pic related.
Build spears and bows
reroll
OP make a new thread soon or this one will 404
Start a fishing industry to provide food to the people. Then start having sex again, to increase population.
All half beast offspring are purged in the name of the Prophet
rollioni
Use dark magic to makes the impaled into sentinels.
build an army of anti furry islamic crusaders
nice
build the wall
THANKS FOR THE GOOD GAME, OP OUT
the camelmen equip guns and kill all humans
reroll
ty op
They build boats for ocean travel
fake and gay
based and redpilled
thankyou
thanks for playing with us DM you did an awesome job
rolling to get OP a great afternoon
Jesus and Hitler is born
I think we won, we came back from a single survivor and killed all invaders, ended up with a sweet and kinda safe place to live. We won!
Well played, and thanks for the boat
dubs confirm
But now its populated by mutant animal people like a island of doctor monroe. Half giraffe people and half gorilla people.