ITT: Idiots who don't realize that average is 3 inches too small

ITT it dont matter, none of this matters.

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If her vagoo is too large for 90% of the male population, her vagoo is too large.

this pic was posted here years ago

>Smart men think you need to be dumb

No one smart has ever thought this. It's a stupid thing to think, but I guess when you've got nothing else it make you feel better to imagine you're unusually smart.

When I was about sixteen, I scored this skinny bitch who was down for being pounded. Her pussy was big enough to drop a baseball into. Some people are just built fucked up. I'm sure that kind of girl is how normal looking women become size queens.

let us reiterate - instead of smart let’s use well mannered

All pussies are different for sure...
I’ve only seen 40-something, but one thing I’ll tell you, is the skinny petite girls can take a real pounding.
I’ve got a cock that hurts some women girth wise, and I’ve been with a few 100lb women that I thought I was going to destroy... turns out I couldn’t even fuck them hard enough...
They come in all shapes and sizes

skinny women have bigger pussies in my experience
a lot of fat chicks are super tights
i think that skinny girls have lower estrogen levels which makes their cunts loose

Gorillas have tiny dicks because they don't give a fuck about the pleasure of their mates, one alpha breeds with a brood of females and kills/beats rival males. Large cocks evolved so that beta males could compete for what the alpha male doesn't even have to try to obtain.

Sex exists for reproductive purposes. Pleasure is degenerate. Kill yourself.

But the national average is 5.75 inches. Are you saying that girls want 8.75 inches?

Cause if you are, you're fucking crazy. No girl wants a dick that big.
Just watch some candid interviews of retired porn stars talking about it and you'll see. They unanimous say that they hurt a lot. This coming from girls who took dick for a living.

Gorillas don’t have sex for pleasure.
Only humans and dolphins do

I’ve only fucked skinny bitches and I haven’t had that many, but if the five that I’ve fucked they varied from super tight and muscular pussies to sorta tight and not too toned. Some could break your sick by squeezing and their pussies would actually push you out as you got soft after fucking. I’m in the middle range of normal just a cm shy of six inches and my girth is normal. Can’t say any girl has complained of it being too small, in fact most got pretty sore from fucking. Also, even if you have a big dick, learn to eat pussy.

Well they actually think that, because smart people have alot of shit grinding their brains to a big pile of agony. So if you would come along to tell me this, I would think you were never smart enough in your entire lief to think about the relief of stupidity.
I could happily stay with that girl I fucked once. She was way ahead of stupid, she was mindblowingly stupid. But she had that really tight teenie looking body and a choker on all the time. Fucked her like a toy.... But damn that bitch was stupid!

>caring about the woman's pleasure
Feels the same to me

And they say that men objectify women. Maybe if women had smaller vaginas men could focus on more important things.

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No, its true
Imagine being surrounded by idiots at all times
Every idiot has a hot blonde idiot
They probably Fuck like rabbits

I know why Einstein was cool with helping build the bomb

why do jew look like rat? questions many

I have a 10 inch cock, I’m decent looking and I can say I’ve made every girl I’ve slept with cum(20 something women in my 24 years). They want a bigger cock lol. They always say how my dick is bigger than anyone they’ve slept with or that it’s bigger than their mans. Plus they get psycho when you try to ghost them — a good friend of mine told me it’s because they get mad the dick don’t want them (I’ve been in the store while he guys xl magnums too, same ones I get)

Dick size is inversely proportional to the fertility levels of the female in mammals I believe.

I consider myself to be pretty intelligent and have been with a shit ton of girls and to tell you the truth I’ve had long term smart girls.. but I prefer dumb white bitches. They treat me like a king, fuck amazing, and look the best. Plus nothing beats white pussy.

Length does not interest any hoe, except you have a very tiny penis I guess. Size queens do not gain anything from length alone, no woman does. Men talk like they do, but they do not I promise. It is all about how thick your dick is and how you take advantage of that. But I agree with the thin girl stuff, somehow those tiny little sluts can fit so much cock in their holes. Unbelievable. And none I ever met trained their pussy to be more muscular, guarantees some really hard nice long pounding

Has nothing to do with length......... Holy shit. How fucking stupid are you people?

Underage people have no business here, virgins neither, who buys condoms based on length? What is wrong with you Americans?

Because I am now finally really tired of this shit. Let's give you the maths. EHEM. Magnum xl is for long but small dicks. They have a 54mm width so they are like a German "STANDARD" condom. What sadly goes for most of your American branches, sorry but your country seems to be filled with small penises. So, now I come along reading your shit and actually having a package of 30x 64mm condoms on my shelf, I cannot even buy condoms in a fucking supermarket because it is no standard and therefore I have to order them and it is pretty fucking expensive! So go and fuck yourself with your utterly stupidity and stuff some cheetos down your fat throat. You would not even know how weird it is when you are "too deep" in a womans uterus.... Fucking children on Yea Forums....

>what are 80% of niceguys

>I consider myself to be pretty intelligent
>i've fucked niggers
kys

>thread

>smart men think you need to be dumb

Where the fuck are you getting that info from?

>duuuh grilz no wan to fuck me peepee

>betr get brandamege

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It's obviously someone larping as a nigger

dumb like a chad/nigger, most thots don't find smart nerds attractive retard

if I was black I still would never put my dick in a black girl ew

>wearing condoms

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I didn't know you had to be a Melvin to be smart but alrighty

Just something dummies tell themselves

And the dolphins always complain I come too quick

My man!

Well if you are whoring around as a guy you need those boys. Well if you are smart and not Interested in a crazy hoe delivering your baby and suing you for child support that is.

>giving your real name
Does anyone in this thread even pick up chicks ever?

Just pull out