I am very angry at my city...

>St. Patrick's Day has a parade with drunks.
Yes, but not with dicks.

Faggot propaganda
Simple parade

Ideas so great they have to pound them into you.

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These false flag operations from the alt right are getting out of hand.

Man fuck you op. Fuck you in your dirty anus. Fuck your mouth with a spear.

>I detest that word.
Listen, I don't like the word either, but you seem new here and don't understand that Yea Forums is going to defy you and offend you every chance it gets. Yes there are some nice people here like me but ultimately it's just edgelords who will call you a nigger faggot when they sneeze.

That is if you're not an alt-right shill trying to make LGBT-tards look bad.

Atch-oo

I'm far from "alt-right". I have been a victim of republican violence.

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Burlap Sack Condom
When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.

You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement.

You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.

She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.
Conversation Held in the basement:

You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"

Dude, that's way too much to read. I'm sure it's some rape joke or super racist joke, but please keep it to like one or two paragraphs. Jesus.

morebian
The opposite of a lesbian. Generally, morebians really, really like cock. Unfortunately, they are 900-pound wookie-dykes who have to settle for lesbian love because no man in his right mind would risk falling into the abyss of despair (aka: huge fat bitch snatch).

Morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. These women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are fucking psychotic bitches.

So, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.

Finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had "heart difficulties." Then came the snatch-licking. So much dirty lesbian snatch that it would make you vomit. Ew.

Because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. At least they're getting something.
Man, I thought that was a couch. I was about to sit down and then I looked closer and it was one of those huge angry bitches that hate men. Fuck - I almost got eaten!

I would call her a lesbian, but she's so huge and angry that I have to call her a morebian. That's because there certainly isn't "less" of her. There's "more."

Holy shit! Watch out - she's eating that guy!

If you're serious and the violence you speak of is true, I'm sorry, but let me be real with you, using that as a shield to prove you're not a shill is exactly what a republican shill would do to make gays look bad.

They were phallus. But only in shape one was pink one was blue. That was done to show we need no labels on sexualities or gender.

So where do we march?

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I am completely ignoring you. It's paradoxical that I should even make such a comment.

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Prime Mover
All systems of gang governance are now controlled by old white men who reside in sinister-looking high-rises that overlook cities.

No matter how powerful a gang, the leader ALWAYS has to answer to an old white guy in a tower. The old white guy is the Prime Mover of the entire urban gang warfare in any given city. He always has an intimidating entourage of other giant white guys who are trained to ignore emasculating insults that come from black gang leaders who report once a month.

If the old white man needs an assassination performed, his entourage will gladly take on the task and have a preconceived "catch phrase" to mutter when they kill.

Even though there are powerful street warlords, all of them are aware of where the money-making machinery is being driven - it is always in those dark, sinister towers in which the old white men reside.
Did you pay your dues to the Prime Mover?

Yeah, that motherfucker is some scary shit. But I insulted his goons. I'm tough.

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Aw shit, is this because I told that stupid Mrs. Parr poster to just post his entire stupid fanfic next time?

Conservative is restrictive
Progressive is free

Fuckin' degenerates

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Don't worry be happy. Or gay, whatever you fags call each other. :^)

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OP is literally a faggot

left: sheep
right: sheep

labeling sheep does not make them less sheep

Right wing death squads

>As a gay man I believe we should have a parade unrestricted. St. Patrick's Day has a parade with drunks.
I'm Bisexual myself, but to trying validate your entitlement of obscene public imagery with "St. Patrick's" and comparing it is quite stupid, especially when hardly those happen in the U.S. anyway.

Sheepstaffel?

Fake and gayer than any pride parade.

OP is literally a massive faggot
Also stop crying

Fuck you OP

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Fucking hell hetero cum is easy to trigger

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Why do you want a parade in the first place?

They should've burnt that flag to the ground.

Shut up fag. Its 2019, no one gives a fuck about what you use to get off with. You are just as irrelevant as all the other NPCs just going through the motions until they die naturally or kill themselves. There is actual shit that matters, and spoilers, its not fucking floats.

You don't see a difference because you're a fuckin' degenerate

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i’m black you faggot

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Imagine being retarded enough to actually think OP isn't a straight guy.

I m a g i n e

Im reverse pansexual, ultra binary bieng and i sexualy identify as a nautilus

Fuck off faggot, go get aids

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Faggot

do i want to defend a country that accepts this behavior as normality