Things she says when you have a small cock but she wants to be nice about it

I got this one before.

"Hey you want to have anal?"

wtf is wrong with his dick which std is that

Got this one from my first escort "Good things comes in small packages"

that one always kinda hurts

Oh it's cute

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I don't like them to big anyway

No idea, but I have had a few girls complain when I kept hitting their cervix.

Mostly they just go "Ooof!"

She absolutely enjoyed it. She didn't want you to feel bad.

Soft dicks don't count as small. HARD dicks count as small! Pic related.

Anyway, some lines for the tiny ones...
> You're big enough, really.
> If I can get off on a finger, you'll do fine.
> It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.

It means she likes your dick.

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not me. they complimented it.
yes, they. she came with a friend. However, that's part of their gig to compliment which i expected.

True an ex said the same and I found her once playing with a shampoo bottle in the shower

I have a little dick.
I’ve learned to get off on sph. My wife had a difficult time when I finally told her that if she made fun of me it would turn me on.

Ultimately she indulged me and started teasing me.

I had a Dom who was VERY similar though him.

for some reason, I can only get into SPH if it's from someone I'm not dating. I just can't face someone in regular life if they ridiculed me for having a tiny penis.

wtf is that?

...

Weird. I mean, strange. I’m the exact opposite. I can’t get off on humiliation UNLESS I’m in a relationship with them.

I don’t give a shit if the neighborhood barmaid calls me baby dick. But when my wife does it. Holy cow. That’s when I poke out my panties.

"Why don't we try putting it in my ass? No, we won't need any lube."

That's funny that we're so opposite. I will say, I do enjoy when my female friends know I have a small cock. I want them to talk to my girl about it behind my back.

A bellybutton

I worked my way through college as a restaurant cook. I got drunk and went home the resident size queen whore. Needless to say she pretended to be the not it for about 2 minutes then excused herself because she had to ‘pee.’ She never came back. IT WAS HER APARTMENT!!!

That was my first humiliation. And I’ve not looked back since.

damn, too bad she didn't confront you head on.

How big are you?

I got an above average hog and this turns me on hearing about dudes getting humiliated like that. Not sure why.

did this dumb fuck stick his dick in acid?

I don’t know why either. If I had my way I’d have a big hog too. And lay the pipe like a real man. But I don’t. So I’ve conditioned myself to get off on small penis humiliation. I get it. It’s all I got. But hung guys like you who like it too? I don’t understand.

No. Just your mom.

weirdly enough, I'm glad I'm not big or average. I truly enjoy having a small dick. I wouldn't mind it being even slightly smaller. 3.75 inches seems ideal to me.

thats a weird clit

What counts as a small dick/ what counts as a big dick?

under 5 = small

7.5 and over = big

Shit only under 5? I thought it was 5.5 for some reason

Am about to cry

I mean statistically, that's average. Some girls might call it small, but they just don't know better.

me fuckin too...

I’ve been called small for being under 7 lol

I'm lucky to be big, but I've just constantly heard from the girls I'm with that guys under 5.5 aren't big. Or at least big enough (I don't remember exactly what she said.)

dumb, naive sluts, tbh.

It's fine to like them big, but don't call guys small when they're not.

your size is good for anal

Yeah, it's fair to not like them, but going by the numbers those guys fall into the average category. Although, it is bordering small.

>I do enjoy when my female friends know I have a small cock.
That's hot as fuck. I'm on the large side, but a long time ago I found out that a guy who bullied me in high school started a rumor that I had been pantsed and had a babydick. I didn't develop a shame/cuck fetish until recently, and thinking back on that gets me hard now. I guess I'm confident enough now to just enjoy the retroactively dirty thrill of knowing that all my female friends (some of whom I still have) were snickering about it behind my back.
>tfw will never know the delicious shame of actually having a tiny dick
The sexual version of first world problems.

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Well I guess as long as they know how to use their tongue I think it'll work out just fine

I LEARNED to like having a small dick. But sometimes I dream about it. My brother is small too. But bigger than me.

Being large has its down sides. When I sit on the toilet my dick touches the water and bowl.

I was in the room with my sister and her friend. Her friend randomly said something along the lines of "I bet your brother has a small cock." That was the pinnacle for me for some reason.

Having a big dick isn't all roses either. I lost the love of my life in college because I bruised the fuck out of her cervix. I'd have done anything to keep her, sucks.

Cry me a river, stud.

What made her say that? The way you acted? The lack of Jean bulge? Your thong poking out? What were her clues?

>sed and had a babydick. I didn't develop a shame/cuck fetish until recently, and thinking back on that gets me hard now. I gue
Had this happen to me, but did get pantsed. My cock is small as fuck when it's soft. Highschool Crush said she was told I had a small cock. I showed her otherwise. Was hot knowing they thought that and now one of those girls is gonna say otherwise.

Probably just wanted to see his cock...lol

actually a gay guy friend. I forgot why it came up. It may have just been something about how he was good at being able to tell. But the idea of my sister thinking I have a small one really did it for me.

i have one too

I hope you didn't tip her very well. She didn't have to straight-out acknowledge that it's small.

I fantasize what it must be like getting a bj with a small cock.

My gay friend always said I had a tiny dick. He was just saying it so I’d whip it out to prove him wrong. Because he wanted to see my dick.

Ha ha. The effing joke was on him when I finally did and he saw how tiny it was.

do you think gay guys really have a good idea or is it just BS to try to see a cock?

Thats my cock with my GFs boss. I thought I had a good size cock until she started fucking him. She smacks them together his is real heavy

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Any girl who isn't willing to take a pounding doesn't love you. Your dick helped you dodge a bullet, bro.

>But the idea of my sister thinking I have a small one really did it for me.
Gets you off to think about her laughing and whispering about it to her friends? I can see that. I'm suddenly thinking about my allegedly tiny dick being a topic for jokes and discussion at my sister's sleepovers and I'll probably wind up nutting to it.

It’s bs. That’s what I think. I’m s a clever trick. I’d try it if it was a faggot.

Is there any way I can get your boss to spank me with his dick?

yeah, I wish I could kind of relive it. I really want to figure out how to get on the topic of penis size or something with her again. But I can't think of a way to do it in a non-weird, non-incest way.

You're a lucky man.
What do you do when she needs bigger though?

>I thought I had a good size cock
dude you look like you're 4x4

This.
Most of them think average is 7"
So anything below that is small.

he probably would. ive sucked it with her a couple times. she even takes it in her ass. We dp her it feels crazy when he makes her cum.
im 5.5x4 /he is huge

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It's completely normal, I've met hung guys that are into sph despite being big enough. Sometimes it's not about having a small dick, but either knowing there's bigger guys, or just this size queen girl likes them even bigger.

I'm 4.5 x 6, so I don't know what I am. It's so weird to be short & thick.

She’s never said she needs bigger. Except when she’s teasing me.

Honestly, I can’t believe how lucky I am. I e never been with a quicker comer than her. A man would have to be awfully premature to get there ahead of her.

damn what's the girth on that thing LOL. You have tiny girth man feels bad.

how big are you and your bro

you're totally average, my dude

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I want the be you. To hear what your wife has to say when he fucks you.

>needs to be in the top .1% to be considered big
Okay porn addict

Fully hard and as horny as possible I’ve measured myself at ALMOST 5 inches. My brother is an easy 6

I heard that from one of my exes but it was more her trying to encourage me to go raw and give her a creampie, since she was tiny (4'9"). I insisted we use condoms until and unless we decided to have kids and this was one of her many attempts to do it raw 'just this once', glad I didn't. When I left her (too whiny) she got with another guy, immediately got pregnant, and left him. He's an acquaintance of mine and she burns him hard for that alimony.

Tiny and stubby cocks are nice, but pencil dicks are the best for teasing, I love them.

Don't get me wrong, I'd say 6.5 and above would be above average.

tbh, im about 7 inches and it often hurts my gf so I could see why 10 would not be pleasurable.

It doesnt hurt during sex but afterwards

Just ask her about that time her friend said you had a small dick, and go on from it, maybe making implications about your size and let her guess certain things.

I mean, that'd be a weird way to start it. It'd sound obvious I'm trying to talk about my dick in that situation

I thought I was average but when he fucks her she cums over and over. Im lucky if she cums once. She says its his thickness that she likes so much. she said im better for anal

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>She’s never said she needs bigger. Except when she’s teasing me.
Lucky bastard, but really that's awesome man, this kink needs a lot of trust when it comes to relationships and such.

have any of you small guys fucked a loose pussy? what was it like?

You're in the lower side of average, maybe small.
Your bro is just average with 6"

Yeah my gf gets microtears every time. I can only go halfway in.

You obviously have to start talking about her friend, user.
Her friends and then THAT friend.

I guess I'm a bit of a size queen. My dick is about 7 and kinda thick. But I need tops to be hung to get the sensation that I want. When I was in 8th grade I had a few baby dick tops and they all thought they were the shit. But when I started taking guys with real cocks I learned the difference. It's just a preference.

She started out so timid at first because she was genuinely afraid of hurting me.

Fast forward to last week when we were in Target and she called me over. She put a thong and n front of my pants and said, ‘Yeah. This should cover all of you.’

This, Id also like to know for reasons.

7inch is average anything smaller is small

underrated ..

>It's just a preference.
Yeah, also not the same for guys and girls.

for us its especially bad because I live in another country and I am only in my home country for 1 or two weeks a month, so we can not do it often enough for her to get used to it.

when shes with me for a month in a row and we do it all the time it doesnt hurt anymore.

I'd love to know more about her teasing, you got such a lovely wife there. It's rather hot when they go from shy and kind, to slutty and mean.

lol no

Yeah maybe. I wonder if she actually remembers it or not. It was significant for me, but probably not for her.

Average penis size in the US is 4 inches erect. In Europe it's 6.5 inches, with France, Italy and Denmark being 7.5+

Now that's a true micro penis.

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There is a sph thread on /d/ if anyone is into this with cartoons/hentai btw

is it weird that i want to see more?

No you didn't, and no they didn't.

I fuck her a lot right after him. I can slam my whole cock right in. She says she can hardly feel it. Its real loose for about 30mins after he fucks her. his cum feels cold on my cock but her pussy is really hot

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Well, let me think....

Abi’s year ago she was fondling me and out of the blue she said ‘You’re pretty well endowed.’

I laughed and said whatever.

Then she said, ‘yeah. I know. I just wanted to make you feel good.’

That was clever of her.

Wish I could find a girl like that, sounds quite hot and fun.
Sadly being into sph is usually a turn off for most of them.

How does it feel being a cuck?

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Don't fool yourself eurofag, numbers are skewed because most white US men have small dicks and there are not as many blacks.

The median is what you're looking for, which is closer to 8.

what a faggot you are.

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I can't imagine ever bringing it up to a girlfriend. That seems like instant grounds for a breakup.

Lollll triggered much. I'm from French and can confirm numbers you small cock American

Then you can make her remember, so she can start wondering why it was important for you.
You can also wear some tight pants when talking to her.

That guy killed himself for being small.

Burnt. Stuck his dick in fried chicken. Didn't let it cool off first.

Exactly, although that way if a girl is ever interested, youd know for sure she's already into it.

US dicks get an extra inch when measured because the foreskin is gone, so subtract that and account for error margin and you get 6.7, which is smaller than European average!

.... But you're comparing median to average now. Median European penis is 4.5 because of the influx of Muslims who have the smallest sized penises globally

1.5 inches soft

4 inches hard

i had a few women laugh at me a few times, kinda like an involuntary reaction because they immediately apologized and tried to convince me not to leave

and no, they were not whores

other than that, it's not what they say that hurts, it's what they do: that feel when you catch her rubbing her clit while you hump her

Haha, I feel like she'd get the wrong impression that I'm trying to fuck her.

Believe me. She’s not actually into it. She indulges me. The trade off is I give her what she wants/needs.

Just because I have a little dick doesn’t mean I can’t take her to pound town when necessary.

You give a little. You get a little.

This.

I paid a Las Vegas whore to laugh at me and berate me as I beat off.

She pretended that it was a weird kink, but I got the feeling she’d done it before.

If I ever got a whore like that, I'd tell her I want her to be completely honest with me. I have a feeling I doubt she would be.

Then youd be safe, but you can still talk about it.
Maybe even you get to try and fuck her friend and disappoint her, Im sure your sister would know about your little secret in no time after that.

I did ask her how much of what she was saying was an act and how much was truth. She said it was pretty much all true. That was when my tiny boner became a slightly larger tiny boner.

She put a ribbon in my hair.

Even better then.
I'm glad you still can give her a nice fuck when needed. I'm taking your size is not an issue in that matter, right?
How big are you?

More pics of small cocks?

I'm maybe 3 inches long

is it true that americans are all manlets with tiny penises?

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U.S. here clocking in at 4.5. The American friends whose penis sizes I know are 5, 6 and 7.5. Make of that what you will.

I get this from my gf.
I still cringe whenever she says it, but at least she seems to like it well enough to initiate sex half the time, and is surprisingly receptive whenever I initiate.

More pics of your girl and her bull

>but i got the feeling she'd done it before

Probably with other weird freaks like you.

Post yours then

Almost 5. At my tippity top.

I’m also a grower so I’m so damn small when I’m soft it’s almost like I’m not there. Which is why I fit so well in small thongs.

what the fuck it's like a nipple shooting milk out

Not doubt. I thought I was unique. Turns out I’m just like you.

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To afraid someone i know will see

Mine is above average in length (never measured but I know from looking around in sex clubs). It hits the cervix when all the way in, so longer definitely isn't better. Mine has very large girth (circumference) which is rarely a problem, except when buying condoms. xl often means very long, when I need regular long but extra circumference. I actually never hear comments about my size (big/small). I do like being humiliated. The fantasy of having a tiny dick and girls making fun of it is great.

So you're between small average and just small, I'm almost the same, grower and only 5.3"

You think they'd lurk this kind of threads?

If you have blonde hair and blue eyes, having a small penis is preferable as it suggests no nigger admixture.

>Blonde haired blue eyed males are pure. We're untouched by degeneracy, and kikes want to destroy our innocence. My vision for a race of Aryan ruling elites are like untouched effeminate children screaming to get their way like Hitler. But that will require another Hitler, of course, which maybe I will be. The model for a leader will be the furthest thing from a nigger: blonde hair, blue eyes, small princely dicks which suggest restraint from degeneracy, effeminate but powerful and emotional speaking like Hitler, small frames, a sense of perpetual youth, and all this could be featured in eugenics propaganda. The original Aryans descend from Indians and have smaller penises, while the Meds and huwhites have nigger admixture.

I have an ego about it.

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Sure. Whatever you say. I’m small. And ALMOST proud

You had me at ‘nigger’

ALMOST like you are missing some inches to actually be proud?

>furthest thing from a nigger
>small princely dicks
You're not even trying anymore

I'm paranoid I'll somehow accidentally send it to someone or forget to delete it and they see it on my phone

You know that won't happen, just do it.

I was teasing. I’m embarrassed. As I should be.

It's one accidental swipe away, I've seen thngis friends didn't want me to see like that

I love when size queens with fat butts make fun of little bois for being tiny.

I heard a couple talking and she said his dick is cute because its small.

Thats pretty funny.

No one will ever know!

It took me years to appreciate the ‘humor’ on that.

thanks mossad

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Had a woman heap praise upon my intelligence, while subtly emasculating me when she said it seemed, to her, the more intelligent you were the smaller you were, because all the dumb guys seem to be much bigger, basically.

I didn't care. I stopped caring years ago. Truth be told it's not so much that I'm small, but that I can no longer get a full erection. Sucks, but again, don't care so much.

I'm not Mossad user

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