Good evening, Yea Forums, it's been quite a many months since we've done this, so...
For the next few hours I shall be telling fortunes. Ask for one and one you shall receive.
The Wolf will not be joining us tonight, so we'll only have one kind of fortune - Nordic runes.
As always, please try to avoid asking yes or no questions if possible. You're much more likely to get an accurate reading if you ask how something will go than if you ask "will this work?"
I'll also be around for a general chat and advice if you'd like it.
i'm pretty scared for my future involving my social life and general well being, what will become of me?
Angel Cox
Ansuz upright. Since this was a single cast, and a vague question, all this can really say is that you'll have some kind of good communication in the future.
Sowulo. It's going to be sunny.
Othila, Gebo, Kenaz. This means that you social life and well being are going to be rather positive. You'll have very close relations to those you choose to have that with, and you'll be very passionate about them.
I have a trip coming up to see my s/o in a couple days. Hows it gonna go, kemono friend?
Jeremiah Hughes
how will i get a gf? post related its me
Brody Taylor
What course will life take in the next few years? Everything seems pretty crazy and I feel like one of the last sane people out there. Hiding in this shithole because somehow RL is worse than it is here.
Parker Stewart
and the humidity OP?
Christian Johnson
What do the runes say about how work is gonna go tomorrow for me, hm?
Fehu reversed, Thurisaz, Laguz. Well, it's going to cost quite a bit, that much is for sure. It seems there's going to be some problems that arise during it, of what kind, I don't know. But you should prepare for some kind of issues, perhaps think deeply on if there's anything that they may bring up that you aren't currently expecting.
Now, I decided to do a single draw on this one. Naudiz. This is a rune of need or service. I think the runes are saying to buy GF. >In all essence, the runes aren't very good for this question, which is why I ask to avoid it.
Naudiz, Algiz, Jera. This means to say that life is going to seem like it's far more demanding than it should be, but if you ready yourself for just that, and manage to get through it, you'll be rewarded greatly and things will improve drastically.
Laguz. Very humid.
Hagalaz, Naudiz, Sowulo. It's gunna be a rather rough one.
Perhaps not mad cash, but you should be making something.
Hmm, a time related question isn't really something the runes can do. They can tell more how something will/will not happen, more so then when.
Berkana reversed, Raido, Mannaz reversed. You seem to be having a rough time of it at the moment. Perhaps there's talents you have that you aren't looking into for various reasons? If you were to look into those options, it seems you'd have an easier time of it.
Ah, was that you above? Or should I be doing a separate reading?
Apologies user. But it is what it is.
Reimu?
Pertho reversed, Wunjo, Thurisaz. You're going to have some troubles, there's no doubts about that. Odds are, you'll fall into a rut during the troubled times, something akin to melancholy. But at the end of it all, you'll sort things out and your happiness shall return.
Shame you'll never pass on those ruggedly handsome genes. What are you doin' now? I've been in the Navy, touring the world and spreading freedom.
Daniel Robinson
Wait, do you mean the Reimu from last year that used to do tarot threads?
>SoCal >Owning a house >Before the age of 40 Let me know the secret if you do that.
Urox reversed, Tiwwaz, Sowulo. It's going to have many obstacles, some of which might be too much for you to overcome without exceptional preparation for them. You may need to rely on others for help to have it turn out well.
Isa, Hagalaz, Naudiz. Big oof, user. These are all rather bad runes to draw, let alone all three at once. You're going to feel stuck in figuring things out, often times having things change suddenly, but depending on how you take these changes, they can either help you start moving along, or cement you even further.
I know of her, but I've never really talked to her to be honest. I'll admit I did take a bit of inspiration to start these from her threads, but I disliked having to get gets for readings. It felt more like some community using threads as a meeting ground than a thread for a specific purpose, like this. Of course. Would you like a reading on something specific, or just a general?
Ah, wait, so that wasn't you asking for the job before with the Laguz tattoo?
Ah, apologies then. Let's see here. Ansuz, Eihwaz, Berkana. It seems that if you communicate well, it'll lead to an opportunity for a new beginning. Perhaps a different career path, or maybe a different department of where you work now?
Algiz reversed. If it ever happens, there's a decent probability of it.
You're beautiful, Colbs. Don't let anyone ever tell you different.
I am. I've met some incredible people, and wouldn't go back to change a damn thing.
Mind if I ask a bunch of stupid questions? What happened to the old threads? What happened to Ghostie?
Hudson Powell
I'll believe that when I'm DEAD. Very nice to hear, glad for ya
Threads were permaban nuked into oblivion a few years back, then we moved to the chan that got recently nuked off the internet until... well, the nuking. Now we're in a mix of Discord and here occasionally. Ghostie is a trans girl now, lives in Texas. Doing very well, actually. Saw her a few weeks ago for her birthday when she came out here
I guess so, yeah. A lot more now that she's not fucking wigged out on drugs and psycho all the time lmao. She actually passes really well too, guess it helps a lot when you start HRT relatively young
Didn't you always wanna be a girl, Colbs? Why haven't you transitioned yet?
Adrian Hernandez
Don't worry about that one
Any runes you read for him would just affirm he's a retard
Where did you get that idea? Lmao. Nah, I'd end up looking like some kinda gross weirdo if I did HRT. Don't have the facial structure for it like... at all
Look at those soft, baby cheeks, that feminine jaw, that girly's chin, and those pouty, dick-sucking lips. I know you always stared at the dicks in porn, loved it when they came.
Is there any topic in particular that you'd like a fortune on, or do you just want a kind of general all encompassing reading? Do note, the general readings are rather vague and can cover any area in your life, so results are typically rather wild with those. It's why I try to avoid them unless someone wants it specifically.
>They're asking if you want to ask anything specific or you just want a general fortune, doofus You can do that? Seems odd. I've not had my fortune read often. Maybe once or twice. Ironically.
I'd rather have a 'vague general' than anything else, yeah. Can I just specifically ask that my love-life isn't involved in the fortune? That's all.
Chase Garcia
Berkana, Sowulo, Fehu reversed. It seems something new will happen to you, and if steps are not taken to consult others about the situation, you'll begin having a shortage of resources.
Algiz, Urox reversed, Thurisaz reversed. This seems that you'll have troubles of some kind, a particularly hard trial to overcome. You've got the ways to solve it, however, you just have to prepare for it.
Ooh, I remember these threads. You still around? I'm looking for a fortune. How does this work? Do I ask a question? Post a picture? Or is it more of a "general" fortune?
Charles Davis
>a particularly hard trial to overcome Ehh fuck. That doesn't sound too good. About right too. >You've got the ways to solve it, however, you just have to prepare for it. Sounds like I'm screwed lol. thanks though.
Michael Brown
Gypsies are from India, this is a Nordic practice. If you intend to tell me to leave, at least be correct with your call outs.
Yes, we are both still around. Life's been busy, but i managed to find time to pop in today. Wolf didn't wish to join today, however, so I am alone. You ask a question, yes. The more specific the question, the more detailed the answer can be. You can post a picture if you wish, I have no requirements for my fortunes though.
Some day I'll need to find a way to get in touch with you and the wolf. I'd like to spend more time chatting with you all. I guess I'll post a question, though, if you wouldn't mind taking the time to tell a fortune.
A month ago my wife gave birth to our first son. He's an absolute joy, and so far the smartest baby I've ever met. He was able to lift his head the day he was born, he's been able to roll onto his stomach since he was a week old, and already at a month he's focusing on people across the room and giving social smiles.
It's my desire to do everything in my power to give him the perfect life. Not the bullshit millennial "he'll always be happy and I'll never punish him" perfect life. I will give him structure and order, discipline and expectations, and I will teach him morals and independence. I want to make sure no matter what happens to the world, he's prepared to succeed.
My question regards daycare. On the one hand, it's a social experience. He will see other children, learn to interact from a very young age of a few months, and experience life under the authority of non-parent figures. On the other hand, if the daycare staff are negligent then he may become distrustful of adults, learn that other children can hurt him without consequence, or lose his sense of self. Is daycare a good idea? Should I enroll him or not?
Colton Richardson
Well, funny thing. A while back we decided to make a Discord server, but it never really took off too well. And with how busy we've been, we've really only been posting food dishes we make in there. But if there's a bit more activity, we sure wouldn't mind the company. It won't let me post the whole discord link, so here's the end part of it. /Y8dKXz
And since this seems rather important, I've done a 5 rune cast for you. Berkana, Kenaz, Sowulo, Laguz, Eihwa. This appears to me that starting on social skills early will be very good to him. It will be an adventure, he will form close bonds with others, and all in all, it would do good to sit down and talk to the carers before anything. Get to know them a bit, maybe even sit in for the first few times to see how things play out. But doing this will also help him get used to routine, repeating events such as school, and later on in life, work. All in all, it'll be a positive experience so long as you take the time to make sure the daycare is right for him. So no looking on google for the first number to come up!
sorry, you prefer vert now, or you just want me to call you alice? how's your husband doing?
Blake Gonzalez
I've never been a Discord fan, but I guess I'll give it a try.
Also, thanks for the reading! Sounds wonderful :) Of course I'm not the type to make a life-changing decision based on a single pseudo-scientific fortune. But it does at least alleviate some of the immediate stress of the decision to imagine things going well instead of focusing on everything that could go wrong.
Adrian Harris
Um, I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about user. You might be confusing me with someone else.
I really wanna fuck my best friend, what are the chances it'll happen
Easton Lewis
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Lucas Lopez
I'm not. you guys posted these in waifu a few months back and mako apologized for saying something that spoiled the surprise. you're still doing runes like you used to. don't play games with me. I've watched you guys for over a year. give me a fortune.
Jose Davis
I mean u right I gotta hear it from the catgirl magician tho
Levi Brooks
when is she coming back
Jonathan Morales
It's been a while since I've seen one of these, way longer since I posted in one. Any chance to get my fortune? Been very lost for a long time, wondering if my course correction will show any improvement.
Asher Morales
Of course, user. I'm going to be trying to do more threads now that life is getting a little less busy, so you'll probably be seeing me around more, with or without Wolf. But Discord still is the best way to get a hold of us.
Of course, the runes can only give a guideline. What actually comes to pass is all in how you play it out.
Othila reversed. It doesn't look too good, user.
I'm honestly completely confused as to what you're talking about. Who's Mako? I don't even go to the waifu threads.
Am I doing good enough? I'm fucking trying so hard. I'm trying so hard. I wish I could die, but I can't allow it.
Gabriel Russell
bad liar like you always were. tell my sister I miss her dearly and hope that she learns responsibility for her actions someday.
Wyatt Ramirez
Well right as your life is getting less busy, I've got a newborn - so I can't guarantee you'll see much of me if any of me at all :) But I'm glad I found a way to get a hold of you. Before I would just catch glimpses of you from time to time on Yea Forums -- maybe every couple of months we'd cross paths.
I'll make a point to hop in Discord at some point this weekend.
Brandon Morgan
I'm worried about my future schooling and career, how will that turn out?
Robert Jones
Reading for how I'll do in classes
Ryan Peterson
This is going to be my last round of fortunes, Anons.
What do you mean, user?
Mannaz reversed, Isa, Thurisaz reversed. It seems you're still stuck in place, not using everything you can to solve the problems you're having, and things are only getting more difficult user. It might be best to try and think things through, lay everything out on the table and try to sort things out one at a time.
Jera. You are doing good, user. You'll soon see the fruits of your progress if you keep on going.
I'm going to be real with you, user. I haven't a clue about anything you've said so far. If you've got a problem with someone, I'd recommend taking it up with that person rather than spouting at random people on Yea Forums.
Ya, we've not done one in a long time unfortunately. Far more than a few months. It's good to see you again however, and I hope to see you again soon!
Pertho, Mannaz, Fehu reversed. It seems you'll have plenty of fun, and get to learn many things along the way, however your financial future isn't looking so bright. What are you going to be going to school for, user?
the moon will fall and you will never stop me from making it happen, old friend.
Mason Diaz
And a quick single cast for you, since you caught me before my post. Algiz. As long as you pay attention and do what you need to, you'll do well in them, user. I know it's a common sense answer, but that's kinda what it is.
Thank you for the reading, I shall give things some thought!
Dylan Smith
get a life dude jeez
Kayden Bailey
Well, I started as chem engineering at a engineering school for a year transferred to community college for 2 years, finally finishing my aa this semester and hopefully starting a chemistry degree at a state school next semester
Asher Davis
Ohhh, that sounds interesting! Is chemistry classes like the stereotypes are where you get to mess with a bunch of stuff in vials? Or is it more realistic, like, mostly book work?
> Sowulo > The soul can merge with others souls in a spirit of communion. The union between Sky and Earth, material and spirit, male and female. The union of the opposites is the key of the real spiritual transformation of the individual, or what is named the Illumination.
Uhh... Well I haven't phased out of existence exactly so probably. Don't really browse Yea Forums too much any more, aside from occasionally popping into the waifu threads, but there are people out there capable of summoning me.
I figure there are some out there, somewhere. Had a buddy who worked on Minecraft for a while and he had fun there. But yeah, work is usually shit. What's it that you do?
It'll probably be lots of book with the first few semesters but hopefully the labs will still be fun
Hudson Nelson
Unemployed, currently. Looking to try and get into some kinda trade soon though, sitting on my ass and coding all day got less and less appealing over the years
Alright Anons, it's now bed time for me. Please try not to let the thread stay up too long after I'm gone. Would rather not have too many Anons coming for fortunes only to be met with silence.
Apologies Anons, please see Ah, so it is mostly books but still has some labs then? It sound interesting, if not a tad study intensive.
She's been in them, but she's left rather swiftly compared to me. She tires out rather fast when there's a lot of requests.
I mean, I could make money but would I actually feel good about the job, y'know? Like I may be romanticizing it a little but I've found more satisfaction in a hard day's work than a day behind a desk.
Honestly right now I'm open to what's available. There are some mechanic jobs going around that don't require any experience so that might be neat.
Fortunately I've found that I do. Kind of, at least. Spent the better part of a month trying to fix our old car before giving up after we fixed every problem that could've caused that specific check engine light. Sold it to a guy and turns out it was somehow something to do with the catalytic converter
Alright, see you around I guess. I'm sure if I find another thread like this I'll lurk it in some futile attempt to figure out who the fuck that user is.