How long has it been since you had sex? me: 5 years

how long has it been since you had sex? me: 5 years

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dunno, no idea if I had sex in my past life

Almost 2 years for sex but had many blowjobs in that time.

3 weeks, give or take a day

1 week

I got a blow job 10 years ago, and I had to pay for it.

damn, yea i think im just gonna say fuck it and pay for it in a couple months. maybe go down to tijuana for a couple days. im to paranoid to get a hooker in the US. i cant afford to get in trouble with the police, and knowin my luck somehow it would happen if i tried to meet one in my town.

round about 3ys
and i meanwhile feel fucked up without

2 days ago

23 hours

about an hour ago

wait! having a blowjob count as sex? then like 26 years or so

Sad. Wife and I still fuck every day, usually more than once. Married for 15 years.

- x years

gake and fay

3 days, gf is coming over tonight to hop on this dick again

post her pic

You lucky , any children? Since the baby the frequency dropped a lot

1 week but got puss lined up again for tomorrow.

With my hand? last night
With my wife? over a month ago
With my fuck buddy? last week (had to cancel yesterday due to work)

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You lucky, lucky bastard.

2 days. Been sick and on the couch, otherwise would have fucked her tonight.

Couple weeks... spent time with a hooker that looked just like that.

Have sex

big if true

1 day

nah that aint her, my gf looks like a bit of a potato, but she makes me happy

a few hours ago with the wife, unprotected ending with a juicy creampie.

2. Sex cratered for a bit after both. Took about a year to get over the sleep deprivation and baby blues. Still did it at least a few times a week even at our low points.

never

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1 day ago with gf
let me come over her tits

21 fucking years

Same...usually I have to fake my back hurts because I need a video game night every once in a while. At least I get 5 days every month to my self...but she likes to do it on day 3 during her "dry" time.

3
I've just become depressed enough to lose most interest and hope in getting laid again.

Last 3-4 months, as i was away from home. My wife vas very pregnant, she gave birth a month ago, but she's still feeling pain. I'm home now, but i jack off like 3 times per day, and even consider cheating

4 months

2 years

23 hours. Probably gonna have sex in another hour or so.

I had a completely different mindset when reading your post until I hit the last sentence

Why do you jack off so much and why are you considering cheating??

only been 4 years. Hope to keep it longer.

The Laur-a of Wet Blanket-s ent-ers the thread.

Inst-ead of participati-ng in threa-d discussion-, this Laur-a just want-s to po-int out that you'-re curr-ently at the edge of the boa-rd and abou-t to die. =^_^-=

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...

Probably 4 months. Marriage sucks. She would lay there and take it, but that's boring.

When i was a second year in HS so 8 years?

2 months. don't live with gf so finding opportunities is hard when there's homebodies on both sides of the family

two weeks ago
stopped talking to her when it went from
n.s.a. > to > hey I need (20-100)$ to pay for my (xyz) then we can hook up

Start of relationship we were banging 4-10 times a week. A year and a half in we are banging once a month. We gained 15-30 pounds. We started banging once a month about 5 months ago. Feels bad. All she does is lay there to. Whole relationship. Cant ride me because she says her tits hurt. Used to be alpha minus, now im beta - - minus. Fml.

Almost two years from today. Idk, it kinda sucks but sex is more work than just jerking it. Plus I hate women more and more by the day just with my own interactions so we'll see lmao

17 long years

About a month. Going through a breakup

Probably cheating on you.

Dunno exactly maybe two to three weeks ago

This morning I shaved everything so my girlfriend ate my ass while we were 69ing. She rode me till she came as much as she wanted then sucked me off until I came fucking BUCKETS. We are both into being dommed so we switch it up each session based on moods.

10 going on 11

10 years going on 11. Sorry wasn't clear

Two weeks since I tapped my girlfriend I’m away at college

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Last night but you fags need a woman stop being fags

Never

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About 24 hours ago with my wife. She came twice, and I was edging so I put her doggy style and pounded until I came.

4 days ago. But I got an all night handy last night. That’s better than sex in my opinion. Because I’m lazy.

3 hours ago

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8 years.

30 years. I am a virgin.

13 years, it was my first time and it was pretty boring...

maybe that's why i'm not really interesting in it, meh

Thats what im starting to think but no solid evidence yet to end it. Just dont wanna ride the whole depression wave again lmao. But probably be worth it to be done with this and start working out and on myself. I aint given up hope yet to be back alpha minus or even better. Hope everyone reading this finds there love. :(

Lies

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legit like 40 minutes

8 yrs. married for 20

6 months

i was like that until i met my gf. 5 years. we banged twice a day the first year. youll be fine

30 min ago. now she's sound asleep and I'll be up forever cause I can never sleep. So at least you can sleep op

About an hour

We where probably fucking at the same time

Me too lol

Nice

5 hours.

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1 day

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7 months. My ex dropped a bomb on me that she hates sex, and then after we broke up they came out as agender or some shit.

Dodged a bullet there. AMA

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I’d give my next paycheck to be choked with those panties.

less than 24 hours

had sex with 3 different girls in the past week

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a couple months ago with an ex. haven't had good sex in much longer than that though

Like Asexual?

I had sex with two different girl. My gf and close friend. Friend in the afternoon and gf in the nigth

6~ months ago when I hooked up with my previous FWB in a hotel while listening to some Dora the explorer sounding clown and her mom argue in the halls. Was kinda funny at the time.

Less than 24 hours

About an hour

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Mine was

ThiCC asian girl ive been dating 3~ months then went to random new girl never met and fucked her in my car.
She came twice in 3 minutes first was within 15 seconds she was really REALLY wet

Been so long cant remember. 12 years maybe more. 36 and it used to bother me a bit till I would fap and then it wouldn't let me down for a while. Lately I've been pulling 1-2 hour edge sessions while tweaked out on meth oxys and cum buckets daily. It makes me like a pathetic waste of neckbeard skin post nut to the point where this on top of other shit in my life makes me want to just OD on whatever the fuck drug I can get my hands on or take my .357 magnum and just put one right to the temple. My life goal for the past 6 years just to anhero and finally not be such a burden to those who "love me."

Its been 4 years for me, I haven't had sex since I lost my virginity with my ex when I was 16. I should probably go to a local whorehouse now or something.

I want that dress

4 days. Fuck you ya bunch of incels.

A month ago I fucked my friend's sister. Dumb as fuck but great lay.
My gf is pretty and all but I dont desire her, pretty much friendzoned her. Any oldfag got ideas on how to recandle the flame?

Abs are my fetish

25 hours

4 years

20ish minutes lol

22 hours. You faggots should've put the time in on getting a wife that likes fucking.

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Those are the best tits I've ever seen!

More please

7 years

never and the outlook right now is not the best but I'm holding out for some more tests on the Tuesday coming up

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2 days ago and i'm already fapping

3 days

Agender and asexual, It was a two-for-one

i feel you, my ex came out as genderfluid, started asking everyone to refer to her as "they" and changed her hair color, her current bf is a spineless fagot that can't even hold her hand in public

10 years, 3 months.

last time was 28.04.19, too lazy to calculate

bunny ranch is a viable option, and u wont have to worry about getting robbed or arrested bc its legal

almost 2 weeks

Does your wife know or you do it on the side?

Had some this afternoon, the gf came over and we had some decent sex, finished with a bj, felt nice, but I had just masturbated yesterday so it was hard to cum

getting close to 10 years. 41 yo white guy here. don't know what the fuck happened. used to fuck not a lot, but at least sometimes. now i can't even get a date. healthy, decent looking, friends, good job, etc. still stuck wanting to fuck college girls so maybe thats my problem.

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What's sex like?

I've heard that it's overrated and that crying on your first time is normal.

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2 hours ago

Five minutes. Good morning blowjob that lead into some doggy style.

About a week ago, received the worst blowjob ever, but her ass was thight

Last night. I unloaded inside him. He was on top cowgirl style. I pulled him deeper onto me and held him there as I shot inside him.

Eye contact?

2 days ago with my cockslut wife

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It's ok, but most times its overrated, at least for me the only thing worth noting its the other's heat and breath and when you "bond" while having sex, but most times, sex for sex's sake just isn't worth it