What will you do when they arrive?
What will you do when they arrive?
Rape their women.
head to the hills
Fuck a Duck
Pe pe pa pa!
Tell them the jews have more interesting anuses to probe
>Oh thank God.
Shit my pants.
Tell them they got the wrong planet.
Finish my case of Natty Ice and shoot at it with my Glock.
Please, please Independence Day scenario come true. Wipe us all out
Give them all niggers and spics for slaves and open up a trade system for cat girl waifu sex robots
I’m gonna give everyone in my town a handjob so they know I’m friendly
Checked. Great scene too.
Depends on their intentions.
>fuck off space niggers, we're full
>hippity hoppity get the FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY
No doubt something stupid.
I would show them all the horrible things humans do and have done. If they see how we are, I have no doubt they will destroy us. They could not risk us getting their technology. It would be like us giving muslims nuclear weapons.
This. They can crash on the Mars.
Smoke a bowl, put on a record, take out the trash.
Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
be totally distracted by the jews and not notice that they're keeping it hidden, then get married and have kids and watch my kids grow up and have kids of their own, my grandchildren, who will grow to adolescence and post on Yea Forums a thread that will read
>What will you do when they arrive?
I'll throw explosives at them unless they have that space weed
Alien girlfriend. She'll be the alien's version of an outcast with daddy issues (Or whatever their equivalent is) and make her my wife. She won't be the sexist alien girl I mind you, a modest girl by most standards. But she'll be mine, and I'll be able to say with scientific evidence behind me; that pussy will be out of this world.
You are one giant faggot
>even in my fantasies, my standards are low
ask if they have any good cookbooks
I'm sorry grandson, I was too busy being a degenerate boomer and shooting chinks for the jewish bankers to notice if anything happened in space or not.
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I'm american. So probably eat a cheeseburger while i shoot at the ship.
You misunderstand me, average girls are are very open minded and grateful lovers. They don't have the "I'm sexy" card to glide them through relationships. To keep a man down they gotta Work for it
I'm rich. I'd simply pay them to kill themselves.