8-ball thread

Will some one else pay off my car for me?

Will my boyfriend breakup with me

Should I make a Marley thread on Yea Forums?

You a faggot or a woman?

should i kill myself

I’m going to become financially stable and it will stay that way until my death

would she say yes if i ask her out?

im nigger?

This

Am I an incel?

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Will I stay virgin this year

Should we meet?

Can I trust him?

Should I do it?

Should I do it?

Will I win the mega millions jackpot?

Will I win the powerball jackpot?

will i go out with her

fuck

Will I get a girlfriend this year?

Damn right she will. You just have to do it right. Make sure you look decent; fix your hair and (depending on the shirt but generally yes) tuck your fucking shirt in. Come up behind her and say Hey, (insert qt's name), you wanna hang out?" And make one-fucking-thousand percent you make direct eye contact the while time. Look at nothing else. Just her fucking eyes. Stare into her fucking soul so you don't trip on your words, it really helps sometimes. Speaking of words, make sure you know exactly what the hell you're going to say. You ever been at a fast food restaurant and been reciting your order in your head over and over so you don't fuck up? Do that. And keep it short. Don't recite a fucking essay to this girl. Keep it quick. And she better not have a boyfriend. If so, abandon operation.
To recap: Keep it short, plan and memorize what you're gonna say, look good, make and maintain eye contact, and make sure she doesn't have a boyfriend.

I'm finally getting the hang of what I want to achieve. Should I continue what I am practising and even more?

Thank you 8-ball for your wisdom

Will trump get re-elected?

Are your sources actually just Russian subterfuge agents?

Hmmm, okay then. wlwill Bernie have a chance this time?

thank you kind prophet of the 8-ball

Will he win?

You heard it here first, folks

You're goddamned welcome. Now go ask that girl out. Because a few months from now, it'll be one of the best decisions of you're whole fucking life. Godspeed, motherfucker. You can fucking do it, you fucking badass.

beat meat to gay dogs?

Yeah, your employer. With the money they give to you the car will be paid off eventually.

Roll

will i ever have a gf

Does she wanna fuck? Do either of them wanna fuck?

Does she want to fuck?

Does the skinny one want to fuck?

Does the neighbor want to fuck?

Please make it so, magic 8 ballio

am i gay?

am i gay or not?

Fuck you 8 ball, is that a yes or a no you fucking cuck

Should i go for this girl?

should i kill my self

Will I really not get pti?

Nice trips