Let's hear them secrets/confessions

Spiderman has secrets?

anyone have any stories or pics of any family members they have or want to fuck? kik @ noonecares166

I draw and enjoy drawing shota/cub stuff but am terrified that the internet will cancel me if they find out.

My coworker is pregnant and every time I see her all I want to do is rub and caress her bump.

I don't think Im bisexual but I keep having an increased amount of fantasies of me laying inbetween a nice, cute boys legs on his queen sized bed and sensualy sucking and kissing his clean shaved cock. I get a hard on Everytime I imagine him carefully cumming all over my face as he complements me and I call him daddy, I wanna suck a cute boys cock so much just to see if Id like it.

in fairness, cute boys are hot

I used to pretend to be an underaged boy on Omegle to catfish pedos. For some reason I thought it was hot that they were jerking it to little-boy me.

I like taking shits in my neighbors yard only for them to think that it's other neighbors dogs.

I have a werewolf shaped dildo and wonder what it would be like to be knotted by a real dog or wolf.

I have a fetish for letting my little brother 'accidentally' catch me masturbating. I do it openly when I know he'll be the first one home or when I know he'll have to come into my room for whatever reason. Don't know what I ever expect to happen, or if I'd want him to help me or something. So far he's only ever acted really embarrassed and apologized to me.

How old are you two?

Sometimes I bump threads

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When I was a kid, I was a hella perv. Jerked in in a pretty much every local fastfood restroom, perved on other boys in all kinds of fucked up ways, and even played with used condoms.

I was a little weirdo.

Fucked my sister's best friend while my sister watched

M/f?

I drugged and raped my friend's girlfriend once, she doesn't know it was me and we hang out with her bf still. He also has no idea it was me.

I am Spartacus

What? No, I am Sparticus!

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I stayed at my cousin's apartment. He got drunk and started bitching about how small his dick is and how pissed off he is that mine is big (some females we both knew told him) and he doesn't try to hook up any more because of his thumb dick. Anyway, we get ready to crash and he said I could take his bed and he'd sleep in his chair. His son (14) usually sleeps on an air mattress next to the bed. He occasionally got in the bed because it is more comfortable idgaf im crashing and I love him so whatever. So I'm getting my junk situated and getting ready to sleep, I'm a back sleeper (because CPAP) and the boy is laying next to me and asked what I was doing so I said so. He started acting all curious and I could tell he was wanting permission to touch my cock. I didn't say anything but good night and he rolls over and throws his leg on top of my dick. No story after that I ignored it and went to sleep.

I (male) forced (through words and nagging, not physically) my friend at the time to let me suck his dick in a Timothies Coffee Shop bathroom. That was 6ish years ago and we never spoke again. Was my first sexual experience. I'm not gay.

Obviously neither is he lol

No he certainly wasn't lol

I saw some a kid running a hoop down the street with a stick. I kicked the hoop away from him and broke his concentration.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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That kid absolutely wants a hand and or mouthful of your big dick.

Also, advice your friend to get exceedingly good at eating out.

Scrooge in the thread.

My neighbor left her apple pie cooling on the windowsill. It was unattended and our houses are so close, I could smell the fresh baked pie just beckoning to me. I stole it. Ate it. Didn't tell her.

Been panty-raiding my sister in law for about a year now. I've taken home around two to four pairs of her undies to seed and return them back so she can wear them cum-loaded. When I house-sit, I basically seed close to 95% of her lingerie. Being in her room with her stuff is the closest I can get to her tits and pussy.

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After i helped Little red riding hood chase the big bad wolf away I ate her.

I stole these sexy underwear my friend's mom's boyfriend left in the laundry.

Fuck you Shaun!

My brother was skinny dipping at the swimming hole. I stole his clothes when his back was turned. He had to walk home wearing nothing but a barrel.

kek what an asshole

I groped and stroked my friend's male dog while they were gone from the house. For weeks afterword the dog would randomly hump my leg.

I stopped the whole sleeping in the room together thing and ended up not going over there any more. I'm not gay but It made me think about him jerking me off and that would be bad for the family dynamic so I just ended it.

I lied to my teacher and said my dog ate my homework. I was just too lazy.

I've become a very excellent "log tosser". Nobody knows I do this to blow off steam, reduce stress. My brother chops wood, both for exercise and for the fire to heat his house. I go around back some times and toss the logs into the woods. He's got plenty of wood and has never confronted me, so I don't think he knows what I'm doing.

Kinda hot, but I can understand why you'd wanna put an end to it. I don't think you need to go so far though, and it seems a shame to ruin a good thing over. I'd say keep going over and if it happens again, just gently but firmly tell him that he can't touch you there.

I get why he was so curious though. I changed his diaper when he was a baby and he has a micro penis just like his dad. I understand him wanting to see/feel a bigger penis. I bet his is the size of my pinky. So sad.

Yeah yeah yeah, we all know the story and it's not that great.

Well, hey, maybe he'll get lucky and grow into a nice big one once he grows up. You're not always doomed to have the exact body of your father.

That said, he's 14. He's probably just curious and horny like most kids that age. Hell, at that age I'd have probably kept going till you made me stop.

What's so sad is this larp. You're fantasying about staring at a baby's dick and then having him jerk you off when hes older.

It was more of a group talk about how he was kicking me while he was asleep kinda thing. I kept it very low key. Not a serious talk at all. I could tell it was a one time thing, too. If I had taken the bait who knows. I didn't so its in the past.

I've made my wife into a complete slut.. she reg. Likes to sell herself. She loves fucking black strangers, goes to a swingers club almost every week.. at first I liked it bc it was like a once every other month but now she is fucking so many strangers.. for free and for cash .. super cheap to and loves it in public.. idk what to do she is totally lost to the slut side!

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Ok.

Smart move. Even still, that kid clearly likes you and looks up to you. Sucks for you to not hang out anymore because he got horny and did something dumb.

My cousin is in prison. I anonymously mailed him a cake with a file in it.

I did the same. Also let a dog lick my asshole. Hindsight, probably shouldn't have done that..

Almost got penetrated once by the same dog. I immediately stop when I felt his warm cock on my asshole. Couldn't let it happen. Getting hard thinking about it actually.

just accept it and share more pics

My 7/10 2 year older step sister came home from college at the beginning of summer. Couple weeks in our parents went on a weekend get away. She went out with her friends and got fucked up beyond recognition. When she came home I helped her in the house, to her bedroom, changing into sleep clothes and to bed. i went back to my room and back to my gaming, she stumbled in and started blowing me, i finished in her mouth, and then she fucked me, and passed out on my bed.

I dont want her to stop .. but slow down abit like multiple guys a week.. every week

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she needs her fix user. you started it, now enjoy the slut she is.

more picts!

I let my 4yo nephew streak around when I babysit him because he hates clothes but the other side of his family is really... fundamentalist so to speak and won't even let him hang out shirtless.

that's no secret..... unless you enjoyed it

>maybe he'll get lucky and grow into a nice big one
That's what is so fucked up. My grandfather, my dad, my uncle (cousin's dad), all have dicks well above average. Yes I've seen all their dicks we are farmers and would go skinny dipping in the creek when it got fucking hot and then go back to work so whatever. My cousin and therefore his son got the tiny pecker gene from my cousin's mother, i guess. I'd rather have a family curse of liver cancer or some shit tbh.

She isnt mean bout it and talks to me but I dont wanna just tell her to slow down is the real problem. But the thing that got me is her starting to let them cum inside her

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Shoulda gone for it bro. You could have known whether you were into it or not.

Not sure if I'd have the guts to go through with it myself, but damn am I curious.

I like letting him enjoy it but I'm not that gay and he doesn't have much to work with. Its sort of a secret because his other side of the family is really strict about it for some reason. I dunno the actual ideas around it because I could care less.

women like to be filled up user. no shame in that, i hope you still eating her out.

lets see her slut pussy

Why was there a barrel at the swimming hole?

>I'm not that gay and he doesn't have much to work with.

so if it was a girl you would enjoy it?

lol'd

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Yeah, admittedly it seems it most of the time that's how it goes. Well, good luck to him I guess.

I'm 21, when I was on holiday in Spain with my family last year I was drinking at the bar. My family had gone up to the room and an older guy bought me a drink. He was 45, someone's dad and pretty hot. I was really horny and wanted to try something. He asked if I wanted to have no-strings attached sex with him. I told him I didn't have a free room and he didn't either. We opted to walk out from the bar to the pool area. It was really dark but we slowly walked around the pool and sat down on a sun lounger. We started kissing and I helped him get his cock out, he was uncut and already hard, about 7 inches. He leaned back and I just stared at his cock as I stroked it slowly. After a minute or so my fingers were wet with his precum. He asked me to blow him and I was really nervous but I leaned down and started sucking on his tip. I ended up slobbering over his cock for about 10 minutes until his cum filled my mouth and i swallowed his load. We were only about 100ft from the bar but in the dark. I pulled my shorts and boxers down and lay on my stomach over the sun lounger and he started spreading my asscheeks and fingering me. He was rubbing his fingertip against my prostate and it was actually really nice. He stopped fingering me and made me lay down on the sun bed opposite him and masturbate until I cum all over my stomach. I never saw him the rest of the holiday.

Maybe I should reach out, idk. I know the kid loves me and his dad is the only male role model he has. I'm a bear kinda guy that lifts at 47 years old and his dad is a hard worker but still a dick. I have been lonely lately. We just had a argument that really pissed me off and he threw me out of his house while we were drunk as hell.

Part of me wishes I did. However, I was babysitting at the time, and my nephews were in the living room. I was locked in their room with the dog. They were playing video games. (I was a pretty shitty babysitter)

Now, my mind always races at the thought of getting a dog, even though my wife's horrendously allergic to them, just to see if I could follow through.

Didn't suck any. Seemed... too gross.

I committed the white chapel murders back in 88’

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Nah I've had a few naked girls in my house too and I don't feel anything. I think they look "good' (both boys and girls) if we are talking purely cosmetics. Puberty is a bitch to a lot of people though.

Dude, dumb drunk shit is no reason to lose a close friend and no reason for a kid to lose an uncle.

Maybe I'm biased because my dad was a pretty shakey father figure, but man it felt like shit when men who I looked up to left my life.

Anyway, fuck the whole waiting for the other guy to say something. Life is short and most people suck. If you find some family, value them more than pride.

I pants the principal in front of the whole school. He had to run out of the assembly and everyone saw his boxers with hearts on.

i have two women waiting for me to fly to SF, one women that loves getting dicked down by me about to pick me up. another one waiting to get back home so she can sneak away from her fiance and ride me. lastly another that loves me more then i have ever been show. the crazy part is i don't want to be with any of them and im not ready to be back in a committed relationship.

Maybe I'm just a perv, 'cause I'm not sure I'd bend over, but I'd almost definitely succ.

Maybe see if you can dog walk house sit or something.

You mortals are so funny.
You choose to waste time on this internet of yours, while the darkness is out feasting on you fellow humans. Where there is darkness. ....I shall be there watching

I take my niece to the gym with me sometimes. I take her into the family one because she is way too young to go into the girls by herself but she isn't a toddler/baby anymore so I don't want her to go with me into the men's. Feels kinda pervy though because I see a lot of girls nekkid. Not many adults either, for whatever reason.

I built the loretto chapel staircase!

I've thought about it. Any house sitting I do every now and again never has a dog. Dog walking for a dog to fuck me in the ass? Gotta admit, sounds hot on paper, but I don't think I could go through with that.

I did buy a dildo at one point, and put quite a few phallic objects in my ass, but it's all.. dead. All cold inanimate objects with no will of their own. Not very exciting if you ask me.

A dog would seem like the safest bet to try anal without it being labeled completely gay, and I guess technically not cheating.

But I don't think I'd ever go through with it. =/

When we were kids, my buddy and I used to sneak into R-rated movies. We got a big trenchcoat and a fedora. Sometimes I'd stand on his shoulders and sometimes he'd stand on mine, either way, the guy on top would look tall enough to be an adult, and the fake mustache meant no questions asked.

Maybe you can find some kind of dog-pimp.

turn you on does it?

I put a tack on my teacher's chair.

I take my niece to the local pool/rec center a lot, we always use the family locker room, just easier and convenient. We usually shower together also which is kinda fun.

I used to have a mild voyeurism fetish when I was a preteen but being naked in front of much younger girls doesn't feel the same. The oldest I've seen have been 8-9ish which is a lot of years off of my preferred mark.

>We usually shower together also which is kinda fun

why is it fun?

Athletic teen boys really do it for me. I'd love to do something fun and outdoorsy like being a camp counselor or something, but I can't see any reason to put myself through that kind of trial.

I haven't looked at it from the kid's prospective. I appreciate your insight. Thank you for your input. You are not the first person to tell me to let it go, but you are the first one to bring up the kid.

Same here. I try to take her in the private ones because she likes to pee in them and I think that's frowned upon.

I am a counselor if you wanna AMA, mostly younger boys tho

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I'm a liar

I'm an adult guy and I secretly love Katy Perry, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Kesha, and other singers.

Hey, glad I could help. I think it's hard to forget that kinds are basically sensitive little people. I'm glad you'll think it over .

Didn't think the conversation would go this direction when we started with this kid perving on you. lol

What's some of the wildest stuff that's happened to you? Any boy ever hit on you/try anything with you?

Just something different that I don't get to do otherwise. She is also pretty cute

turns you on?

faggot

I love hall and oates. There! I said it! Are you happy now?

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That's a lie and you know it!

You are clearly gay as fuck

I took my shower curtain off and leave the bathroom door unlocked, hoping someone will walk in and see me naked. I've also taken to using the curtain as sort of a blanket. I sleep naked under it like a tent. I heard that can increase your virility.

We all know there is nothing stranger than a pubescent boy. Hell, maybe he still wants to play with my dick lol. cya, user

based, keep going, stay anonymous and try make some cash out of it.

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this is art...
I love it.

Man, even back when I was even hotter garbage than I am now, I had a couple of cub furries who would commission me on the regular. Now I can't get a a commission to safe my life most of the time.

I mean, probably. Just stay strong if that's not how you want that to go down. lol.

Tinfoil not only makes a lovely and stylish hat, but it can also block the governments mind control rays.

Ok jack

I helped an old lady across the street, to get her to let her guard down before I snatched her purse and ran away.

I don't want to fuck her or anything but I can appreciate her beauty

I've walked in on boys in lewd acts a lot. And yes but I just laugh it off

howd you do it?

i'm bored. if anyone is too afraid to confess their sins (secrets) here, add me on kik

MaxPeet216

What do they do? I mean in so far as flirty, sexually forward stuff.

Usually group jerks, sometime mutual. Etc. And yeah I've had boys be flirty but I joke about it or ignore it.

What's the furthest you've let things go? Even as a joke.

I'm hitting the sheets pretty hard with my boss's wife, and I don't mean I'm a boxer taking a fall either. This chick's a bona fide jungle cat, and she makes me feel like I'm on safari. About six months ago, I got a job playing piano in a pretty swanky nighclub downtown. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm worth my weight in salt when tickle the ivories. Boss's girl is the singer, and when this songbird starts chirping, my blood starts flowing. She reciprocates, all behind his back. I can thrill a girl or two, but she's Lady Venus on an acid trip with the Kama Sutra as light reading. We're making the earth move behind her beau's back. It sounds like a sweet deal for a rake like me without a conscience, but I think she wants to go further, and I'm not talking about a trip to Cleveland. Her boyfriend/my boss is a lush and he knocks her around, and I think she wants me to do something about him. Permanent like.

Okay, now do something cyberpunk.

Pulp fiction at its finest.

How old?

based

Pretty based, yeah. I am into all kinda of weirdly kinky shit.

When I was in Japan I went to the local community fitness center and there would be young naked girls 7-11 yo in the men's bathrooms with their dads all the time. I went in one day when swimming classes had obviously just finished and I couldn't believe what I was seeing, it felt weird as fuck but I just played it cool.

I don't think that's very unusual. It's probably more common than people admit.

Hope so. I'm really hoping my shota love doesn't come back to bite my ass one day, even if it's just art.

I recently got a job programming for a virtual reality company. We're doing really cutting edge stuff, mapping neural maps. The CEO's insane goal is to trick the client's body into accepting the synthetic stimulas as real. You're in a virtual desert, you feel hot. Your cyber waifu tickles you, your body responds. And if you get killed in the game...I don't want to think about it. I found out that one of my co-workers is brokering a deal with The Triads in Hong Kong. Apparently they think it'll be a great way to torture people without leaving a mark, even kill them in creative ways and make it look like a heart attack. I don't know whether to turn him in or to blackmail him to cut me in. I've also been spending way too much time in the simulator. It's still in beta so we're suppose to temper it, but it's addictive. It's so real, sometimes I can't tell the difference. I'll be daydreaming during lunch and it turns out I'm still in the VR. I don't know where this is going.

I hope not either, though personally I'm into more developed boys

She looks like Roman Atwood

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Same. I'm mostly into a sort of pushy, cocky, athletic boy that for the most part probably doesn't exist.

>applauds

Now one of the motivational sports movies from the 90s

I've become a real Casanova, and none of them women I date seem to know it. My life has just become an endless parade of beautiful women and dynamite sex. There's just something about me, I guess, that makes women horny, ha ha. I get approached day and night, it's crazy. I don't have to try. I could just be in the super market, then this babe approaches me, and next thing I know, I'm screwing her in the back seat of her car. I don't why, but they just can't resist me, and they're hot. They have super big boobs which they let me squeeze while they tell me how much they want to have sex with me. I also have a really long wiener.

in tech terms how does that technology deliver the stimuli?

Also yeah blackmail him or rat him off, that technology should be use for waifus

I'm sure they exist in some number

Oh, for sure, but I'm not exactly looking either.

I want my corpse to be fucked after I'm dead.

I paid $400 for a super hot petite prostitute and ended up cumming in 2 minutes. She got her shit and left while I was still laying on my back with my mouth open, cum condom on my dick. Worth it.

Maybe look quietly, without making any advances?

Pic related

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My secret is that I love my father more than anything and all I really want is for him to be proud. He'd be surprised because we don't really get along and are always arguing. He's never really approved of my dream to be a comic book artist, says that's for pansies and nerds. He wishes I was more like him. He was a quarterback in high school and the big star. I joined the football team just to follow in his footsteps. It surprised everybody because I have asthma, but I couldn't let that stop me either. Getting on the field kills me, and I'm such a shrimp I don't think they'll let me play. I help the running back with his homework and he convinced the coach to let me on as a second stringer/equipment manager. I really just want a shot on the field though, even if it's just for a minute. I can't tell my Dad he's my hero. I just want him to see.

You ever see The Matrix? Sensation is just a matter of delivering the right electric signals to the brain. You ever have a wet dream? Ideally, we can make guys cum, while they're awake, without any physically stimulation whatsoever.

Nah, seems like looking for trouble. Besides, part of the kink would be that I'd want the boy to be the one pushing things, and that's unlikely.

underrated movie.

Oh pushy in that way. yeah that might be a bit risky.

KEK

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raped my sister, took pics of it

Yeah. Sure would be hot though.

Reminds me of when I was in camp. Never jerked it together but there were usually a lot of bare butts and developing bushes in the back of the cabin during shower time

I saw so much boy dick when I was in camp. Too bad I was a coward and scared they'd know I was gay.

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I am an eternal. Ive died so many times Ive lost count. As far as I can remember Im somewhere between 40 and 50 consecutive years old, but the oldest I've lived is 22 (curent life).
Almost every time I die some stupid death. last time I drowned when my dad forgot to turn off the damn bath water. The time before that my shit ass "mother" left me in her car to bake.
One time my older brother clocked me with a fucking baseball bat!!
Shits getting REAL old.
So far, this has been a good life, but I keep looking over my shoulder for another stupid death to come get me.

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Aren't most zoomers fairly modest?

i jerk off to pics of my mom

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i've spent thousands on whores and amp's.

I wanna exterminate the gays

I've fucked my passed out friend before. We were both drinking and i dozed off a bit faster since i chugged a lot. I woke up to piss and she was asleep on her stomach next to me. I shook her to see if she wanted to smoke a blunt since it was still pretty early in the night. But man the way her ass was jiggling just got to me so i deliriously pulled down her pants and got on top. Just super slow fucking. It took every once of will power not to nut in her. I nutted on her ass and then cleaned her up. She only remember up to the point she passed out. Things never got weird or anything and we were just as good friends as ever. Eventually she got a bf and then moved away for work.

How about a ham sandwich with some beer, Ahmed?

How old were they? IME boys from about 11-16 tend to be fairly modest

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I have fantasies of being a sex slave.

I'm in my early 30's, a Bi dude, and I'm into some sex/kink/humiliation stuff that I can't handle alone.

I'd settle for being dom'd, but finding the right person has been impossible.

I'm in love with my girlfriend and am loyal to her but while I'm at college I also kinda want to go around and guck some of these first year girls around my college

Most are. A few aren't though.

I'm actively encouraging my ex wife to sleep with other men in the hope's that she will share the information with me. I've been tempted to reach out to her potential dates and send nudes of her too.

I fap to a family member way too often

I have been allowing my desire for my mother grow, I believe this is getting risky, as the other night I was a bit buzzed, caught her pulling up her shorts, though I owned it when her eyes caught me looking in return. I simply gave her a confident, warm face before looking down all playfully, her responding with a meladous hum as she returned to her room.

I'm straight, married. But I can't stop thinking about my neighbor. Super religious, churchy, cheery guy. Really annoying and shoves his piety down your throat. Anyway, this past winter, both our families went skiing on the same weekend. He was wearing this super tight ski suit, and his butt...I just can't get over it.

You're funny, dude, that's some gay shit.
You're better porking your cousin or something ~

What has she done so far?

This. There's often at least one boy who's not ashamed to let people see his body.

I also watched the simpsons

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I was in the same situation. Don't end up as one of those guys that regret not living to their full potential in their college years. A relationship at your age is meant for practice and to learn how to care for someone. But as nice as it is, you need to just live and be free right now.

I'm dating a 14 year old girl. I'm 23

Just gone out on a few dates. She's hesitant to share details because she thinks it will hurt my feelings but last night she straight out told me she is thinking of going out with a few guys just to use them. So I expect she'll be getting some soon.

I liked to post pics of my friends on kik and jerk off to others telling me what they would do to them

I stole the panties of a war widow.

>Summer of '02
>15 years old
>Summer vacation with my family at our beach house
>New neighbor is 23 years old, 23/10
>Her husband just got shipped off to Afghanistan
>I befriend neighbor, help her with groceries etc.
>She thinks I'm just a kid, doesn't know that she makes me feel so sure yet so insecure, so important and so insignificant
>One day I drop by to say hi and she's crying
>Husband just got killed in action
>Hugs me.
>She's a downer the rest of the summer, leaves a week later.
>I feel sorry for her but still stole her panties

I'm just scared that I wont be able to talk to her and see her the same way after I start fucking other girls and that she'll leave me and just several to me again.

You need to die.

I relate to this. It’s a build up of a relationship and most people can’t seem to make it a full month without cheating/breaking trust.

You're not bisexual, you're a faggot.

so gay

Kek

Don't ever tell anyone that irl.

I pray to god you're a girl for your brother's sake.

I agree

Why?

I would have pulled out and jizzed on my sister's face if I was in that situation.

need details to fap

that's was pretty gay of you.

Bump for this. How did you make it happen?

I fap to the thought of my niece giving me head in just a thong

Sorry to have to break the news to you like this but sucking another guys dick is the epitome of being gay.

my gfs niece has seen us fucking before

was that in like 1937? How old are you?

you're old

I always act all reserved and modest, but I'm an aspiring ass freak IRL.

lol youre still a massive faggot tho

Let me give you some advice, you need to jizz in her lotions and in her mayonnaise jar. God bless.

i expose my gf on omegle while she sleeps
i like to see other guys cum to me touching her

technically it still counts as gay

Don't delay it recognize you're faggot

youre dumb

my GF and sister had a threesome in a hot tub while we drank and did lines of coke. GF was boston native and gave up after fingering my ass while i nailed my sister sideways, so we ended up fucking for another hour without her.

tried fucking her by myself a few times after that, didnt work. thought about fucking her in her sleep or another alternative but cant find the time to do it

nice trips

im a newfag

>Grew up in a very small town
>So small that most people didn't even close their front doors let alone lock them
>Back home visiting doing some work for a friend of my Dad
>Go over to his place which I have done many times before
>Walk in thinking no one was home but hear noise coming from one of his kids bedrooms
>I turn the corner and see his 9 yo daughter playing doctor/sexy time with 2 neighbor boys all totally naked
>Walk in and all 3 of them freeze, one of the boys instantly bursts into tears
>I'm like what the fuck is going on here?
>They're all scared as shit thinking they will be in big trouble or I'll tell their parents
>The boy who wasn't crying tells me some fake bullshit story as to why they're naked to cover up what was so obvious
>The crying boy starts saying please don't tell anyone please!
>I try to calm him down a bit because if he was wearing pants he would be shitting them
>The girl who was totally quite catches my eye and I ask her what her deal was?
>I talk with all of them a little bit more
>And I bring it down to, alright to keep this a secret we all have to be apart of the secret OK?
>So long story short I got all of them to suck my dick and I watched them all preform sex acts on each other.
>I would have fucked the girl but no way my dick was ever going to fit in her little cunt, I doubt I could have even fit my middle finger in her
>I ended up blowing my load in the boy who wasn't cryings mouth because as it turns out he gave the best blowjob.

We know

If Did you enjoy it? Then your are a faggot

She must be a really smart 2 year old to be in college already.

I'm fucked. Knowing this is delightfully liberating. Less pressure, more doing whatever I want to do.

I'm almost 100% sure my young teenage brother stole an SD card just filled with my exes nudes.

Only if you have your balls non your chin because otherwise the balls don’t touch in a blowjob.

I used to do this. In my teens my best friend and his family would go visit relatives for a few weeks every summer and I'd go over to make sure their dog was fed and give him some attention. Every day I was there I'd be there for a few hours doing nothing but giving him one handjob after another. It got to where he'd follow me home all the time.

That is super gay.You should start wearing a cape.

I read a post here in a secrets thread about a guy who was doing this and the idea turned me on a lot. I asked how he did it and used attempted to use the same techniques. Now it's just a waiting game for her to get back out there and feel confident enough to get some. When I get a chance I intend to tell her about the girls I'm fucking like he did to see if that will help.

Pic related

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what do you mean maybe you're a perv when you are contemplating sucking a dog's dick?

My asian ex and her friends would always vent about guys with yellow fever, how disgusting it is, blah blah, white guys and asian girls etc..

I just nodded and played along.

I am white and have massive yellow fever.

I also saved every fappable photo of her friends and sister over that 3 year course. Creepshotted the shit out of her sister whenever I visited their house.. I'm not sure how I maintain a normal life with these dirty shit habits.

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I'm a pretty clean guy. I shower every morning, and again at night after I jog.
But I only change my underwear every 2 to 3 weeks.

I want to get back with my ex and slowly break down her boundaries till she becomes my blindfold gangbang slut and I can watch my little brother pump her full of cum

Asking the real questions

That's such a mood user, glad you got some sick creepshots, feel free to share

>I'm an adult guy
You spelled gay wrong.

My gf is twin. Once time I convinced her sister to have anal sex and we did. Next day I fucked my gf by the ass. She goes to work next morning and the I fucked her sister again by the ass. It was awesome. I did the same routine for a couple of months.

Before you ask yes I would like to fuck both asses at the same time but this is not possible.

I'm cuban

I'm a virgin, but the women I date don't know that. I get a fair amount of dates. I don't say that as a brag, really. I get plenty of first dates through online dating just through The Boomhauer Method and I take time to think about something creative/memorable/relevant to them before.

Anyway, I get a fair amount of first dates, but rarely second dates or anything after. They're usually pretty boring/platonic, but sometimes there is enough interest for a follow-up. That's where I run into trouble. Because if you date a woman long enough, eventually there is going to be the expectation of sex. I just avoid it, make out sometimes but don't go any further. There have been two women who understood/respected this enough to just do mutual oral, but even that I feel guilty about (yeah, it's all for religious reasons. Feel free to dig into me. Whatever), and there wasn't really a sustainable relationship there. There have been two women I went out with on two or three dates who texted me flat out, "Are you a virgin?" and then never went out with me again after I answered truthfully.

I know I should just find a nice church girl, but that's easier said than done, and also awkward. There's just so much less traffic on Christian dating sites and the church social events I've been to are painful. There's a war inside me between Christianity and heterosexuality. I don't know where it's going. What's stupider is that I even drink on weekends and try to pick up women in bars and nightclubs. I guess I have The Joker mentality there. I'm like a dog chasing cars. I don't know what I'd do if I ever caught one.

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I'm not sure if I'm bisexual but I want to fuck with a cute girl

If it's your faith getting in the way stop using pickup artist crap and just start dating church girls before you get to old to find any virgins.

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I've wanted to DP a girl since I was 13. Every girl I've ever dated, all of them, I fantasize about fucking them up the ass while their pussy gets used. Just feeling them twitch and twist in my grip, hearing their breath catch and the pain in their moans, feeling another cock rubbing inside her through her vaginal walls... One day I'm gonna go through with it, I've just never had the chance

Get her to use a dildo while you go to town. Problem solved.

good job

Ik this trans guy who hasn't undergone surgery and I'd fuck the shit out of them. Since taking hormones they have this fucking cute as andro look and they still have a decent curvy ass. Pussy is pussy

Not as fun without the human element, I need it to be a more real and extreme experience

Nice, something similar happened to me but with my sister was awesome cause i had wanted her for so long

These guys drew a dick on my locker and laughed about it when I saw it. I was pissed off, so I thought I'd own it. I started licking it off without breaking eye contact with one of them. Acted like I enjoyed it. I thought this would intimidate them or show them I couldn't be cracked, but they just acted weirded out, then laughed some more and called me gay.

I care too much. I work too hard. I'm so handsome I intimidate the women around me and make the men feel inadequate. My intellect makes me stand out. I'm more sensitive to the problems of other people than I should be. But maybe that's not a liability. Maybe I'm just too human.

Pics or it didn't happen. Bet it's tiny

I have an asian chick coworker who's that weird kind of ugly-cute asian. Her first day I was completely uninterested. over a couple years she's fixed her hair and got better clothes, she grew on me. I want to fuck the shit out of her.

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secrets.. secrets...
the world is a trap for cattle
i never was a left hand
and i made even worse cattle.
my right hand seeks the discipline that nothing else but good work brings.
my left hand knows its not a time where good works is considered any work at all.
im tired of alot of things and i dont believe in manifestos.
remember.
this is all a joke.

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She looks cute.

>
Don't Lie, I am Spartacus!!

I saw my lesbian high school best friend naked, and the bitch can never take that away from me. She knows I saw too, every inch, so no matter how much she hates me now (long story) she can take comfort knowing I saw it all and I'd still gladly smash.

Today i was rejected in a job, ohh i felt horrible as an idiot

And not at all conceited, good for you npd-user

When I was in college, 19-20yo, I was fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's 14yo sister. Her 1 condition was that I wouldn't tell anyone, which I was fine with. Ironically she told her sis and then made her promise not to tell anyone. Her sis eventually told my friend... Worked out for the better, didn't have to sneak around anymore. I think my friend was kinda jealous

Brother and I found lewds of our cousin on here, had to have been cuckish husband. We were gonna blackmail him or taunt him for more and try to fuck her, but lost access to all of the pictures when we got locked out of an old Google account.

If he was jealous you should have shared dude wtf, did the care bears not teach you shit

what are you referencing ??

fergalicious is my favorite song

Hahah was she good looking? Post a fb pic.

Bump

Fuck church, get pussy.

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Nah, I was purposely being passive aggressive about it to make up for the times he was a douchebag, he didn't deserve her at all

Bmp

I fucked a wife of my friend in a one night stand before they met, we agreed to never tell him we did.

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Hi. I'm 18 and last year got out of my first relationship and at the end of it, it was pretty bad we were off and on and I had another just sexual relationship so I guess a fwb (she also had just broken up with a really close friend of mine.) but we were kicking it off really well but then we both sort of went off the deep end and moved away to the same city but never talked. We just started messaging and she said she misses the times we had before we moved and we should do it again soon. But ugh well to put it short she's an escort now. And she's always been super cool and pretty easy to talk to and I think I just instantly caught hard feelings the last couple days. we are messaging (last night she said we should do it again soon) is it even possible to have a real relationship with someone under those circumstances (being an escort and ex drug addict) when she says she misses the times we had and do it again and is down to hangout and whatnot do you think she wants a fling? Or would want a relationship? Or do you think she probably can't grow emotion like that again especially from what her "job" is

Years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera.

Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

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She's also of age I'm not

Messaged

I love to rub my cock onto other people's things. Leave your purse or phone or water bottle in the breakroom at work? Yup, cock all over it. Especially water bottles. Take the cap off and just go to town on it. The put it right back where and how I found it.

And then you woke up and it was all a dream

holy shit same

A huge chunk portion of the sex I had when I was young legally qualifies as rape.

My wife and I are currently separated.

We separated because of my need to be cucked.

She really wants to be together but is cut up about the cucking. She fucked a guy from work yesterday and enjoyed it.

I've told her she has now cucked me and theres nothing stopping us getting back together.

She has arranged to fuck him again today and Ive told her to come home and be with me after.

Amplifiers? For guitar or bass?

You're going to have to post those user

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

I've stolen hundreds of pics of a friend's ex wife. She's a chubby but hot cause I know her. I've exposed her tons. I want to send them to people she knows or her son's friends.

>suck

Spent a year giving medical treatments in a poorer african country.

Even as a white guy in a sea of squaller I did okay. Doctors without borders crap. The guy I was working with told me what to expect.

>"They just want some drugs to get high. So give them half. Always half. They will leave you alone to work. Dont piss off anyone with a gun and check your misquito net daily. Always take malaria tablets anyway"

Helpful advice.

What he never mentioned were the various sex parties and things that went on. Women of very questionable ages attending. However the fear of STD kept me from trying to fuck the locals.

>for 3 months

Then my morals got a bit fucked after going to one of the parties and getting shitfaced

I jack off thinking of my mom used as a cum and piss slut by friends, strangers and trannies.

In the butt?

I'm37 and texting a 22 year old I matched on tinder with, she's a slut and wants to fuck outdoor later or in my car. What do I do?

What about the western women you worked with did they get up to stuff?

Use a gun.

I've been happily married for over a decade. I've been fucking my wife since she was 11 and I was 21, right when I noticed puberty gave her boobs and curves.

Did she agree?

I think about doing that with my wifes pics. All my sons friends having seen her nude, so hot.

Yes but I'd happily settle for something less to start with. His ass is amazing

Fuck her or tell her you are gay. No more options, I think.

This song gets me horny
youtube.com/watch?v=nJjwK__S9CU

Everyone did something. It was an eye opener to be honest. One of them went on a poachers safari as a "medic" then a few weeks later spoke about shooting at a hippo because "fuck hippos"

I think its easier to fit in if you are slightly corrupt because they know they can buy you. I got lots of vodka and whiskey cause i mentioned I liked it. A case of whiskey would just appear or inplace of painkillers would be a couple of bottles of vodka.

The hookers / sex pets were disgusting mostly tho

Hope he's illegal.

So did the women know about the kids fucking that went on? they just turned a blind eye?

Age or citizenship wise?

yes

Yes. To be honest we were told to treat and help when we can. If you fuck with the area they just throw you out. If you cant handle it they can send you back or reassign you. The area i was in had more of that going on but they figured I could "Tolerate it" better.

Bare in mind not all of it was malicious. Like sometimes a family would marry their 12 yr old to a 30 something and everyone was cool with it. The sex parties were just a by product

I think there is a "if she can breed shes available" but thinks like fem hygine and sanitary products are minimal.

The amount of pads we would give away was a joke

Yeah I can imagine

No she didnt but she will. I know her too well.

I have a gf but I still cry and get deeply depressed when I think of what my ex has done to me. I always say I got over it, but the thought of what that bitch did to me haunts me everyday.

dar

yes you are faggot

How did it start?

What has she done to you?

Reply, or you need to kill yourself.

He was born here so he's good on that, more specifically he was born here in 2006

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BUMP LIMIT!!1! NEEDZ NEW BREAD

Well then, that's totally legal. Fuck his legal ass and mouth.

Threads gonna die. If you wanted to know more if there is a new thread feel free to ask. It wasnt all bad.

If you think your government is bad try going somewhere where there is only malita rule.

Why the fuck are you talking like a coke dealer from the 80's