Birds make best pets. Prove me wrong

Birds make best pets. Prove me wrong.
>pro-tip: u can't

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Cats are superior

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his natural habitat makes his best home. Prove the universe wrong.
>pro-tip: the bird is suffering deep inside

no

Get out of here with your fucking lies. Birds are the superior species and companion

If they were suffering really badly in captivity, they won't live for 80 years.

birds are noisy they shit every where they make a mess of everything they are stupid I just proved you wrong

Its a bird its not gonna die off cause its inside

I agree. I personally am having the three kids who weren't killed by wildlife of my seven running on makeshift hampster wheels to power my all natural shitposting machine in my cave.

Op is that you bird in the photo?

Its hans macaw? Correct

Also parrots are cool as a pet, but they are SOOOOO FUCKING LOUD.

So no they are not the best.