The nuclear apocalypse has occurred! What does Yea Forums take into the wasteland?

okay then, try and block sieverts with coke-flavored vape. that'll work out great

ur mom
unfortunately it undid the wasteland
youtube.com/watch?v=XTT1yD27GtM
>2putamadre is not and has never been any sort of anything worth anything to XHLEON and the humble helltv radio transmission

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in that case id switch to my alien piss vape juice and bust a 360 kickflip on em with my tech-deck

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A few slices of cheese and some neosporin maybe some glue and definitely my pet lizard

>alien piss vape
did you also drink belle delphine's bathwater

nah, i inject it

have fun shooting yourself up with herpes

>what does Yea Forums take into the wasteland
Kek porn Yea Forumsro porn.

Bored? why not check this extremely hot active server, for the bbest lewds of females and traps!

discord gg/MVrV4FG

holy shit you're one dense fucker

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neko porn mebbe?

herpes addled incel

>incel
kek
looks like some user is projecting
you always this serious?
or is it just when you are arguing with an anonymous stranger over a joke?

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nah m8 go and b8

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Mountain Dew

LOTS AND LOTS OF FUCKING PORN MAGS. Horny cumbrain retards will trade them for anything they've got.

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What the hell why just that?

Nutrients

My inhaler for asthma and a carton of cigarettes

you're right i'd give a box of rounds for some nekos right now

sugar and food dye

kek'd

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You don’t do the dew YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY LIFE

drink that shit and you'll look like >pic related

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A Peruvian puff pepper and perhaps a sock or two depends how I feel that day

She looks evil

I only drink diet Mountain Dew I am immune to your propaganda

I would bring a few coupons to Best Buy and a magazine about turtles I got from a field trip when I was 7

Your sister

no you fuckin aint
she's a feminist so yeah

Toothbrush, gotta be hygienic tho

op here, i don't have one try again

Easy.
Powdered eggs.
Powdered protein
Powdered calcium
Powdered cocaine.
Cut holes through out my body like a kangaroo, each flesh wound will hold a bag. Every 5th hour grind a few grams together— snort chemicals, and slowly learn how to photosynthesis water from the sun while I master conquering the wasteland

jesus christ that's metal

My EBT card

welfarefag... or drugfag. either way you're dead in the wasteland

Precisely 3 bottles of ketchup and a mango

I didndu nuffin

why?

The good news of the Gospel of Jesus Christ the Messiah

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Lunchables and rape whistle

Ketchup for the raw flesh I’m eating
Mango to increase my high when I drink other wanderers blood

My depression

FUCK

>Cum Container
>Book on Pressure Points
>Enough Crust Punk Tapes to fill a briefcase that's made of smaller briefcases

I'ld try and bullshit my way into becoming a post-apocalyptic sex therapist, there's probably like pleasure points that make you nut your soul.

A Loli slave

ew pedo

A necklace of uncut nigger penises

I'm going to kill this heretic and free his slave

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Ur daughter

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thanks

Check your privilege bro she’s a 400 year old loli — completely legal

they won't rot because of the rads, what do you do with them

Dear god shoot yourself

I will offer it to a raider gang leader and in return they teach me their drugthirsty ways and accept me within their ranks.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

Nuka Cola Quantum

4 niggas to push my carriage
2 Italians to make me pizza
3 Russian whores to suck my cock
A tweaked out Asian that knows karate
A paranoid schizophrenic to offer the negros as a blood sacrifice when we run out of fried chicken
A Jewish person to help rip off the wanderers along the way
Preferably The Avatar the last air bender but I’m willing to settle for a fire bender
A cold stone ice cream ai machine that turns sand and dirt into cookies n cream

I am legend
You are nothing

A huge backpack that carries a medium sized backpack and a small backpack to go inside the medium sized backpack with a mini backpack inside the small sized backpack that will all fit into the large backpack when I am backpacking across the land in a pack of other backpackers

A half smoked cigarette

not just a heretic but a japanese heretic!
die!

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Can I get an enchilada?

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This. I will take this with me.

I would hire a repetlian to protect me

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Ben Sharpios sister

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Probably end up trading one for some McDonald’s or some shit

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Pokémon creatures.

Water
Helicopter

Slimfast and Diet Coke

Darkrai

Jewish women have such great bodies. Juicy tits and juicy asses.

Can I stay inside?

Same

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You die too!

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Live by the sword die by the sword

those khazar milkers

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Ima bring this trap with me hope you don’t mind op

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u fucking wot m8

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Weed, lots and lots of weed
And also Carmel chocolate and vodka.

Got a website 4you
khazarmilkers .com/

It was just a joke Benny jeez how’s the weather down there anyways?

this will sustain me

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Good. Very good.

If I lose my life in the service of Christ, I will gain it! Deus vult!

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Put down your sword and turn thy other cheek

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You can get the last remaining of leafys reptilian brotherhood after most got killed by content cop I'm sure there's a few remaining

I forgive sinners but not blasphemers who prey on children!

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I would hand out pamphlets that despite a certain group making up 13% of the desert wasteland they commit 50% of the raids. Also carry ebola tainted needle and poke people with it on fridays.

If you do not forgive The Father will not forgive you.
One who commits one sin is just as guilty as the one who commits many sins.

First sentence does not make sense

No I want the new reptilians mom said I can get the new ones!

I would ride one of these bad boys to Dagobah like Yedi Master Joda did off the planet Kashyyyk at the end of Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

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Wasteland Girlfriend

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You are right. However, I would still kill any man I saw with a little girl slave and set the slave free. You're right that I should forgive them but I will forgive them after they are dead and the child is safe.

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forgive me
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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I like you. If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven. Such as the rule of honor.

You are forgiven user

Still gonna smash the loli tho before you get here

A fucking kilo of fentanyl labeled morphine i may not survive but im taking some of you fucks with me

We have reasons to believe you are responsible for lil peeps death and are being monitored by the national rappers alliance 24/7

3 copies of Lord of the rings: Frodo strikes back

My sins were forgiven by someone far greater than you, worm
God will judge you for you crimes

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15 gigabytes of heroin

A burlap sack filled to the brim with varying dragon dildos

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Whiteteenager.exe has stopped working

God will judge you for your wrath, warmonger.

>Chaotic Neutral

A trash bag filled with Newport’s menthols but replace them with regular tobacco before hitting up the black settlements and tricking them into buying my merchandise

I know, but my crimes will be absolved and blotted out, and God will not hide his face from me. But you will suffer in the outer darkness for all time.

my bottles of piss

Cesium-139 in banana cream pies atleast a cart of them too

You Are Darkness disguised as light.
In ancient times, far before your wretched birth Loli wives were legal. So. . As my birthright I shall indulge with my Loli wives while you lay await to cast bloodshed, but do not be mistaken, it is your own blood that shall overcome you.

Does it smell good

bringing this thing with me

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you fucking sicko

Exodus 22:18: "Do not allow a sorceress to live."
1 Samuel 15:3: ‘Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.’
Matthew 21:12-13: Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the (((money changers))) and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’[a] but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’
Papal Legate Arnaud Amalric prior to the first massacre of the Albigensian Crusade: "Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius" - "Kill them all, God will recognize his own"

what's his name again?

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fuck you, buy an ak or fal

Old Testament was done away because of Jesus’s Grace.
Matthew is not related to topic, I am not Jewish selling over priced items at the temple.
Papal Legate Arnaud Amalric is catholic which also makes him a pagan.
I, a civilian, shall claim my Loli wives in this new world whether you like it or not.

paint it for me like unicorn or go away

checked
remember only four wives allowed, user
also slave girls that you own are permissible to you

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Elton jon with a spider gag

okay you got me there, AK and FAL guys are way less gay

a brave new world

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It’s 2019 you cannot call me gay anymore I am a victim and everything is your fault

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I look forward to a brand New World where Order is restored and I can have my lolis

A backpack, a blanket or two, a hatchet, some food and water, a filter for water, a pillow and maybe a knife or anything else I can fit in what’d Left of my backpack. I’d be trying to find a place where I could set up a solid base though.

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Jars filled with centipedes. I cannot stress how many jars

I rob you I stab you I take all your things and have good day

Id bring this guy

Well, considering you can’t even speak English properly I don’t know if you have the mental faculties to do such, but okay.

Fuck You give me money

Based

There ain't enough active warheads left anymore to do that.

Found the retard!

Oh, I see, you’re a nigger.
Fuck off man.

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This guy played Lisa

Sketchbook and art supplies. Also a machete

Backpack with a few clothes, maybe a towel. Guns, preferably a silenced 9mm like an MP5, and a backup sidearm that uses 9mm, too. Carrying two different kinds of ammo is a heavy pain in the ass to drag around. A small medical kit. A geiger counter. A flashlight with extra batteries. A cigarette lighter to start a fire. A machete. A hammer. A compass and maybe maps of the area. A rain poncho. After that, as much food and water as I could reasonably carry. And a can opener for the food.

Except for the guns, I could get everything I need from the burnt out remains of a Walmart.

I rape ur wife

My extensive stashes of bottled graft ale, Scotch single malt whiskies and collected workks of Johann Sebastian Bach:

If that isn't enough to pull me through the apocalypse, I don't know what would.

youtube.com/watch?v=aDB5Bi18iW8

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>I push you
>you break all your precious alcohol
*heh* nothing personal kid
>I walk away as a dominant wasteland predator not addicted to alcohol

Don't have a wife. If I did, and she survived the nukes, she'd be similarly equipped.

Slow, steady, and silent. Try to hook up with other people you can trust. Strength in numbers, mother fuckers. You're chances of long term survival go WAY up with every half decent member of your team.

If you try and enter my clan I will lace your water with amphetamine and have you kicked out of my tribe when you start acting like a nigger.

See...this is why you stay silent. It's better to know where the crazies are, then to have the crazies know where you are. There's zero chance I'd gamble on meeting up with a dipshit like you.

I will seduce you and make you trust me

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Atomic bombs, so I finally can wipe my shithole, and Kremlin

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Seduce this, dipshit.

Seriously, no one else in this thread has a "go bag" or something similar? Even started thinking about what you would pack?

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Mango Juul Pods

I will fill my pockets to the brim with spaghetti

You are army?

>I push you

..... but I fight back with my immense range of MMA skills,
the like of which have not been seen since the almost immortal Bruce Lee was showing how it should be done,

fortified by a large Laphroaig Quarter Cask Islay single malt whisky ;

..... and further strengthened by the collected works of the immortal God of Music Himself,
blasted straight at you via my 2.4 kW 5.1 Dolby surround sound audio system:

youtube.com/watch?v=CBPrSj8E1Fo

Checkmate faggot.

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Alcoholic known for imaginary stories,
Alcoholic not known for combat.

I left my soul behind because fuck trying to make a piece of shit sparkle.

Superior Nippon steel and as much black leather as I can wear.

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Holy fuck those tittiez

My nitendo ds

Nothing compares to my
> Animal Strengths Immortal, shape-changing
magical potions & omnipotent musical sources

..... especially when I summon the countless hoards of archangels with their incomparable musical powers:

youtube.com/watch?v=tJ49G2-Chhs

live with it - I certainly will
notwithstanding your pathetic "Apocalypse" threats.

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Why are you the way that you are?

more?

: nice dubs

> " Why are you the way that you are? " ;

..... because I love everything about my life and the opportunities it has given me.

I have absolutely no fear of any Apocalyptic threats when I have the powers that have been granted to me by Bach himself and his whisky distilling disciples

I feel really sorry for you :
if you haven't even begun to understand the powers of the music I have posted in this thread, or the benefits of the tinctures that I have mentioned.

youtube.com/watch?v=dCBwXnSa3DE

--
In nomine Bach et filis et spiritu sanctus

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