Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.

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can you sing?

No. I have a terrible voice and no feel of rhythm.

do you like capeshit?

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No. Boring as fuck.

why not become an internet sensation then? like pic related? you have the body for that!

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I do. But someone already did the dick helicopter.

so? you're german so it will be different.

how powerful are you?

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Ever been in love?

How to be virgin after 18 lvl?
Are u kidding me?

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No, fuck off, pick an age and stick with it

Depends. Sometimes, I never made a move and just looked on from the shadows. Other times, I asked her out.

I can shoot fireballs from my dick.

BECAUSE MOMMY DIDNT LOVE MEEE

No.

It's simple really

Reminder that the original German virgin is dead and now he became a meme and copy pasta by roleplayers.
This is an imposter.
RIP German virgin bro.
You were too good for this world.

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>Sometimes, I never made a move and just looked on from the shadows.

Yeah, and let me guess, you're ready to white knight your way into her life at the first sign of danger. You want to step in there, sweep her off her feet, and life happily ever after.

But that's all a fantasy for you. In the meantime, there's a darker fantasy that keeps brewing inside of you. Right now it's just "looking" and "observing," but soon you're going to start acting and getting bolder. You're going to learn her patterns, find a way into her home, start collecting souvenirs, and then you'll claim her as yours.

I know your kind, you fucking loser. No, she doesn't love you. No, she doesn't want to date you. And no, chances are likely that she doesn't even know your name. Because that's exactly what you are ---- a fucking loser who can only get close enough to women by stalking them.

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so, you have the courage to ask girls out, uh?
just keep trying dude, I was never able to do that so you are leagues ahead of me and I'm not even kisseless...

I'm original German virgin. How can I prove this?

Very good one. But what do you mean by white knighting into her life?

>just keep trying dude, I was never able to do that so you are leagues ahead of me and I'm not even kisseless...

So I am not leagues ahead?

you have more balls in this matter so...

One thing I learned after I started not being an incel is sex really isn’t a sacred kind of thing. You honestly could fuck pretty much anyone with not a lot of effort

Don't be sad. You and your hand will continue to have a fulfilling sex life.

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what do you think of Jews?

Tell me how.

bump niggers

still waiting for an answer

Gotta wait for OP to finish jerking off.

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Answer on what?

how to fuck pretty much anyone with not a lot of effort

OP here. I'm asking the same.

>Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin anything.
Who would win in a fist fight: Hitler or Benedict XVI?

Have you decided how you are going to do it?

I know, as a fellow virgin I want to know too

Benedict would beat the shit out of Hitler's remains.

Excessive masturbation.

do you have a stache?

Nice to know I'm not the only one. You're the right path, Fryman.

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If I don't shave regularly, I easily get a pedo stache

>pedo stache
define that

Google it.

oooh right... what about a full beard?

Can't grow one. Have almost no facial hair. Thus the pedo stache if I don't shave.

53 year old Wraith here... I was cripplingly shy as a teen, terrified of failure/rejection later, and now...I just don't give a fuck anymore. At this stage of my life it would be an upheaval, a pain in the ass, more than anything else.

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pfft. I'm 36 just like op and already don't give a fuck

i lost my shot at wizardry at about 25. what are your main hobbies? i'm trying to fit in again. for me gaming and music is 2hu. then there's some edgy anime and a lot of stray cats i take care of.

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>what are your main hobbies?

Sports (climbing / bouldering, running, bit of gym, skiing and windsurfing in season). Cooking. Reading. Video games.

bump niggers

cmon

dude, just go outside and try to get laid

...

I'm trying. I never click with anyone though.

...

They alright.

personally according to the person i slept with i'm "manipulative" so i guess that's how i got my golden ticket. honestly though i literally didn't want to sleep with her. she rushed it. it was literally the night after we got back from a fucking musical.
women are materialistic.

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Women only rush to get away from me.

durr

I'm a 23.5 year old virgin and am seriously considering becoming a wizard. Should I? Because at this point I really don't care about getting with someone because it's my life and I'm used to living it, plus gaining wizard powers would be like a challenge and would truly make me feel like who I am meant to be.

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You don't chose to become a wizard. The wizard life choses you.

Why does your virginity compel you to vote republican?

I'm not even American bro.

well yeah that happens to me now too. especially when they have children who notice my long hair. best line i ever got from a mother/daughter duo was "look he has hair like me" and that woman said "so do dogs."
i took that as a fucking compliment.
who knows when the next time i'll have a significunt other is. all i know is i'm going to own up to being a loser and a recovering alcoholic.
my tip is be yourself so you can latch on to someone like you or vice versa.

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>well yeah that happens to me now too. especially when they have children who notice my long hair. best line i ever got from a mother/daughter duo was "look he has hair like me" and that woman said "so do dogs."

Brillant.

I fuckin lost

Have you had any sexual encounter at all? Like a guy sucking your dick or something?

Why not have an escort just to try?

>Have you had any sexual encounter at all? Like a guy sucking your dick or something?

No. Never.

>Why not have an escort just to try?

Too poor for a decent escort, to principled for a cheap prostitute.

How hard is it to save 200 euros in Germany? Get out of your comfort zone now and do it while you still have a little bit of courage left in you. Aren't you at least curious?

why should I fucking care?

>Aren't you at least curious?

Not so much about the PIV. More about the romance or at least the mutual attraction. Which you don't have with an escort.

There is no objective reason to care about anything mate. If you don't, just gtfo.

>Not so much about the PIV
Ok, I see that your testosterone level has dropped to the point of non-return. The spark of life is gone. Farewell mate.

Well, shit.

then go fuck some butterfat bitch wgaf