Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Can I give you a massage using my cummies as lotion?

butthurt roastie

Been doing this for a long time buddy

I'm vchan

Why blame her?

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Dunno why I let my nigress side out lol

No thank you

Good points. I never seen a good looking feminist either. They all crazy. Holy shit are they crazy.

Which one is this? She annoys me with her droning on and on. I wish vocaroo would incorporate a virtual face slap feature.

Do you consider transwomen to be women?

>why blame her?

Ehh, bustin chops. Anna is good in my book

It's that tea time fucken bitch, too stoned to remember the name, but it's her I hate

Anna is lovely, the tea time bitch can just die.

Would you ever let someone eat you out while on your period? If not, is it because you think it's gross or because you'd feel self-conscious about it?

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I mean it makes sense. Your whole life being spent being jaded by guys you're bound to be bitter towards them.

What are you talking about? I'm vchan

Lmfao no

Tea time?
Oooh you mean alice?
Isnt she a tranny?

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Yea, Alice is the one. Not sure if Tranny or not, but tranny or not, she is so fucken annoying

>Lmfao no
my nigga, also checked.

Have you ever had any pregnancy scares? Also, abortion: yay or nay?

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Also just generally trying to be cute for strangers online is boring

lol i saw you walking around town

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Thanks for the answer. Also, would you ever peg a guy? And is it gey?

No you didnt.
Prove it

Tea Time Alice

Your reasons are valid for matching mine. I am not under the opinion of the stutter typing as cute, I thought she was just acting retahded.

That, and just her thread style. Always felt like it was some fucken brainwashing AR scenario and her stupid ass teases and trying to create some "chill universe"

Go to a feels thread or a stoner thread to relax. I have had some of the best conversations in those threads. This Alice shit is just terrible.

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Based. It's refreshing to see a woman that isn't a retarded libfem sabotaging their own gender.

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user who went to high school with Vchan here...AMA

yes she has nasty farts... during band practice she crop dusted the whole room, i couldnt breath and almost puked. i tried to leave the front door but she ran after me, tackled me to ground, farted by my face and threw a quilt over my head and held it down, it was the worst dutch oven ive ever received to this day.

kek, fucking amen!

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How do you like your men, stoic and stone cold or open about their feelings?

based and red pilled

would you eat a niggers ass hole for a million dollars?

Lol it's this weird user again. Sadly I went to a poor school. We didn't have band haha

I've had guys on here get rather upset by me saying that haha

why are short guys (5'10" or less) so fucking useless?

Yea Forums went to shit. This vapid attention whore has been basking in betamale attention for months with these threads.

>As always tits not required but encouraged!

Cool, I'll remember next time I show up to a smart shoes nightclub in trainers that I just have to say "as always, smart shoes not required but encouraged" and then I'm exempt from the rules of the stablishment!

ask a guy whos been ball deep inside vchans ass hole anything

Why didn't you snuff out her already dim light when you had the chance?

How much poop was on your dick when you took it out

Are you God's special snowflake?

not enough

she may be dim but god damn just she know how to back that ass up on a dick..i probably cum a gallon inside of her, shes probably still dripping cum from that night two years later

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have you ever posted your tits on B without your face?

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Too bad that's a lie :/

No im probably god mistake if I'm being honest

These stories you make up are fun

I agree with everything you said.

And the brain washing refers to the way she contradicts people who argue with her. She just doesn't listen to logic but tries to fill your head with illogical bullshit. The way she strings her words about. Not how typed but the choices of words

I perceived it as brainwashing.

post your vag so i can fap to you pls

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No thanks

I can respect that. Also, you need to stop saying like so fucking much.

Why not tho?

Why? I mean if you're a guy getting fucked up the ass with a strap-on, it's as close to mimicking the real deal you can get! It's beyond "prostate massage" or what not. You're in hardcore denial if you wanna get banged in the ass but see yourself as straight. 100% agreed.

tits + timestamp or gtfo.

Is toxic masculinity real or absolute bullshit in your opinion?

it's as simple as not being attracted to men, but wanting to be dominated by a female. don't hurt yourself trying to wrap your puny brain around it, faggot.

You stay in that closet, little buddy. Come out when you're ready.

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Because my privates stay private

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Nah

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am i gay if i want a pet pony

Ponies are badass.
Not gay

Are you a femanon OP?

Ahhh Anna

My question is that you should prove you're a femanon. Where is your its and timestamp?

Then what value are they? The only reason we treat them as privates is for the thrill it gives us when we get naughty and show them to someone. So.. Don't be a prude, you know it excites you.

You sound like a faggot. Why not ask for proof?

you're the one that sounds stuffed in the closet. I already told you it's not about attraction to men, you fat retard

California sucks ass

>I'm not like really like a valley girl but I am like

If that was your attempt to improve your percieved social value in this thread, it failed.

Well I just hope you're in your early 20s because you sound retarded

It's time to grow up babe

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You sound like a dude

Agreed.

Bored? why not check this extremely hot active serveer, for the best lewds of females and traps!

discord gg/MVrV4FG

That's because I'm a dude replying to the girl you mong.

What do you want more than anything?

Last time I checked. Yah

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Eh it's alright

Eh I guess if that's what I have to be then fine

Can you not form a complete sentence at all? Total valley girl
>like like like this and that blah blah blah

Yeah you sound like an annoying person. Can totally heard you voice

Why bother posting that? What do you hope to achieve? you've mistakenly believed your opinion is of any value or consequence to an anonymous poster on Yea Forums. Talk about retarded.

Race mixing, yes or no? What races would you fuck and be in a relationship with?

I'm getting day drunk. I'm sorry. I'm just bored

Are you getting Tiggered?

Look it's the attention whore....again!

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then gtfo faggot. You and your femanon rp don't belong here.

Can men really be whores?

I'm almost 30. Pretty grown I'd say

I'm gonna assume you meant to say that to me
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Some people online that I don't give a shit about

So why do you keep coming here looking for attention? You sound like an extreme narcissist, and your relationship with your "fiance" must be pretty shit if you have to spend your evenings on Yea Forums every day just answering the same questions over and over again from beta losers that you "don't give a shit about" If you had 2 braincells you'd go do some sort of customer service or support where you at least get paid to answer the same stupid questions over and over again from strangers.

My dubs speak the truth,nigger!

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You're not attracted to men, you just want that good dick feel slamming you from behind, kek. Dude, find a trap or something to fuck you and you might stop being so salty. Later homo!

What do you hope to achieve being op and not following through and posting proof of yourself. Fucking hypocrite

What a loser

where the hell do i go to meet women? when is it inappropriate to ask for a girls number? (i.e. at a funeral, while they're at work etc)

fuming

I know op is such a faggot

Do you have the downs?

You sound like a faggot lol, get laid

Just go out and have fun. What's wrong with you?

I haven't been laid in 5 years. You're right

Bull shit you cuck white knight faggot, tits are REQUIRED OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

Is that the best damage control you can come up with? I'm deconstructing your pathetic, attention seeking, day drinking, repetitively futile existence and your only defense is to tell yourself I must be physically retarded?

So tell me, why do you keep making these threads day in and day out, spending hours of your time answering the same questions for people you don't give a shit about?

>like like like
I'm sorry I talk to actual women who don't sound like ditzy 15 year olds

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Guess you're a new kinda stupid.. it's ok user

i'm trying to find someone who's a little more my speed and im not really about the bars and clubs

it was so easy in school and before all my friends moved away, just having chill house parties with fun folks

now its all either online or meat market clubs

First of a that's a newborn black rhinoceros. Get your memes together

You'll never find it. You'll have to compromise

What do you call your vagina in your head?
Cunt? Pussy? Gash?
Like I need to go wipe my ——————

Meant to post that to your comment. I'm pretty fucked up

I'm guessing your fiancé is Mexican then?

It's probably her dad. Who talks about races?

I need to:
1. Take a shit
2. Defecate
3. Poo
4. Crap
What do you say?

I want to like you op but you sound like a spoiled ditzy valley girl with your fingers in your nose

Go for it

Would you let a dog mount you for 1000$?

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Can you type the first one out, your voice is insufferable, I cba to listen to it.

My favorite vocaroo was this beautiful babe who never lied. Also some British dude who did impressions

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Have you ever posted a photo of yourself here?

So is your fiance who you are? You don't have personal opinions? Fuck Yea Forums and. Shit. Get a back bone

your threads are among the better ones in this shithole vchan. providing answers to dumb and legit questions. don't let the angry incels bring you down.

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voice doesn't prove anything
>youtube.com/watch?v=iIkDhOC3nfM

How do you give good head to guys
>t.bi user

Given you're American, I'm curious: If your baby ended up being a boy, would you have his dick cut?

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Ok then stop talking to me bro lol

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Ding ding ding!

That was just so pathetic

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But like me or not it's all good user. You dont got to.

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Nah

I've posted lots of pics of me user
Pic related

What are you even talking about?

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Again, gonna need that first one in text. Can't listen to your voice without wanting to guage my ears off with the nearest object

Redhead half-mexican kids, that's gonna be an interesting combo.

Late to the party but femanon here for questions.

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Ever posted nudes?

What type of porn you do like/hate?

Not gonna bother looking into that link.
As I said before. Tits dont prove shit either. Its 2019. Dudes can have tits now too.

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About to leave in 5 mins for a phone call. Might be back

Ah so you have autism. Makes sense

My Genes are recessive so they're literally just gonna look like him lol

Nope

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i figured you don't take shit to heart from Yea Forums lol. just seems extra cancerous in here today and wanted to let you know that there are more people who appreciate these threads than those who don't.

Well thanks user.
It's good to know theres some that enjoy this thread

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wtf are you sure you're American? I'm guessing your fiancé isn''t cut then.
>My Genes are recessive
how did you find that out? I'm a brainlet when it comes to genetics so I'm curious to know.

Yep hes uncut.
And where did I learn that?
From books?

Usually light colored eyes and hair are recessive and dark eyes and hair are dominant.

I thought that was pretty common knowledge

I always thought redheads had a bigger chance of breeding redheads for some reason.

Nah that's why redheads are dying out.
If a redhead fucks a non ginger it's pretty sure the baby isnt going to be ginger

>Nah that's why redheads are dying out.
True, just look at the new Ariel.

A young Samantha Fox blocks your bed. WWYD?

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Bump

Dick pics.

Never understood the concept but still interested in if you would get one (say, from a guy you're interested in) from which angle it should be taken?

- Below: so balls first, then the shaft and finally the dude making sexy faces in the background
- On your knees POV: pic taken from the view you'd be most familiar when giving head. Eye-to-eye if you will.
- The guy's POV: often seen as it's a familiar and pleasing view for the guy, but for a woman it's naturally a totally wrong view.

Asking for a friend.

I dont give a shit about dick pics

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...

would you agree?

in hard times
men can survive without women
but women can't survive without men

How do i eat pussy good?

J-just because it's okay to admit it d-doesn't mean that it is w-what it is.

It doesn't make me feel good to do this. I'm just different than you. Sorry you can't understand.

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pretty hard to survive if you can't reproduce

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I'm proud of that burp

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do looks really matter?

I need to know femanons PLEASE

Disgusting burp. Also, what type of stuff do you like reading to get off then?

do you wear make up mostly to attract men or mostly to compete with other women?

why can't someone simply wish to look good?

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because biology

Do women have multiorgasm or it's just a meme? How does that work?

show me where biology says women cant just want to look good? psychology disagrees with you

any woman who hasn't had multiples isn't really a woman

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do girls like having their boobs sucked? last two girls i was with really didnt like it

wow look at that
looks like biology isn't as dumb as you think it is

How long does sex usually last (including foreplay)? And how many times is normal for a guy to cum?

They probably didn't like you touching them at all :(

How do I get nudes from gf

Bumping myself. Questions, anyone?

^^

Show milkers?

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Of course you would. Stupid girl mentality. I don't get the whole celebrity thing

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You can answer any of the questions that are being made, they're for all femanons here, not just for the only one that's been answering.

Do you actually make art? Have any pictures?

what do your feet smell like,would you ever stick them in a guys face while you jerk him off?

Nah, clothed is all you get.

then GTFO

I can see you're the type of girl sex scenes in shows and movies get made for lmfao.

How much does the guy usually lasts with raw penetration?

probably. the one before the two was all about it with the biting and sucking. was just curious as to why the other two were not fans when i thought all loved it

Ever had any lesbian experiences? Would you like to, or are women as unappealing and repulsive to you as men are for straight men?

I like the one-on-one better, tbh.

They don’t smell particularly good or bad, I think. If they wanted me to I would, but I’ve yet to do so.

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I dislike niggers.

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Lol sorry I sound weird. I have my chin resting on my hand and it's kinda keeping my jaw closed haha

5 minutes and once usually

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Thanks!. But how does your man do that, just with touching the clit?

Oh no, my fee fees :(
Think I’m not used to Yea Forums yet, scrub?

The age old question. Which is more important, size or technique?

n-ice

>multiple female nuts
and they say women are the oppressed gender.

Both have their place. Too small/big is boring or hurts; technique is the cherry on top that makes whatever size you are better.

Don’t forget the clit/tits and if you don’t have a fake-moaner, listen for what driver her louder.

Size doesn't matter at all!
>I still make small dick jokes as a way to exert social power over men

>Size doesn't matter at all!
Ok now tell us the truth.
>>I still make small dick jokes as a way to exert social power over men
Based and dickpilled. How would you feel if you made a man kill himself over one of your jokes?

Sorry if the question is a bit weird I'm still trying to learn

This isn't a conversation gash

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Depends really on the guy and how long you've been fucking him for

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Another question from same user. When my girlfriend and I have sex she "orgasms" but I don't feel physical contractions. Is she faking?

Girth matters the most imo. Rubbing the clit is something I found most guys never do during sex unless it's oral. ALWAYS have a helping hand down there.

So
Is me. Also drives*

Is not me.

And as far as I know I’ve never driven anyone to an hero.

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Does raw dick feel better than with a condom or you don't notice thee difference?

yes

do you like it in the butt?

That’s a tough one to answer. Tbh I’m not sure. I’ve definitely felt a wave of “good” over me without contracting but I usually contact when I get off.

On the other hand, I can’t squirt to save my life, which some people take as a “de facto” big O.

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Is it true that a good way of knowing if a girl's orgasmed is to see if her toes are curling/curled? I'd like it if both femanons answered this one.

Sometimes but not all the time. A finger or few is often better for me than a whole dick, and the one person I’ve done butt stuff with says the only thing the butt has over the vag is the “feeling of power/dominance and taboo,” not necessarily texture.

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Since I was ~14. I'm almost 19 now.

Im not sure if every girl does that and I also curl my toes when I’m close/feeling good anyways so...
I’d say it’s a good sign you’re doing something right.

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yes. you are acting like a total newfag.

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How much time do you spend on sex daily?

Ugh you're a baby compared to OP.
I wanna hear someone with actual experience

Have you/ Would you ever join in the devils threesome? MMF

Not any of the femanons, but aside from heaing it, I can feel when my gf tense up and holds her breath for a short moment. Pretty similiar to myself when nuttin.

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Gotcha.
That's interesting because I've seen some videos of pale girls getting fucked where their face and chest are extremely red, so you may be on to something.

I rarely post/reply, but I’ve been stalking for years.

Zero/little. It’s not personally a huge driver for me and I have a stable relationship where we fuck ~once a week. He usually initiates.

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Is fucking in the shower garbage or everyone who tries it are just retards?

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Eh, maybe. I’ve already been in a 4some (two couples) where both the lads focused on me for a bit and it wasn’t bad.

I’ve also had MFF with a strap-on, but I was the fucker, not the fuckee. Sounds she made we’re pretty hot though.

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what about a combo of it? like, would you say a finger or two in there during regular vaginal sex enhances it? or could you take it or leave it?

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Question for both: What's the one sex act you would NEVER do and that's absolutely off-limits?

If I’m in the mood for it, it’s so good. More often than not, I am. Sometimes my guy fucks me in the V and dildoes my ass, which is a lot of stimulation but nice.
If I’m not up for it and I push your hand away from my asshole, don’t push it.

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It's just sex standing up and then you clean yourself with water before or after. I don't understand what the problem is, just dont do it with the shower on, altho I guess that misses the point.

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Scat. No thank you, I don’t like seeing my own shit and I don’t want yours.

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Does being drunk during sex make you wetter?

If you allowed the guy to cum in your mouth, would you spit or swallow? If your mouth's not an alternative, what is? Tits, face, belly, etc...?

Exposing women to the barbarism of men seems counterproductive if you want to make them revere men.

It’s alright so long as you don’t have a foot+ height difference between you. Might encourage the girl into pee stuff if you want that.

No, but it’ll make me more eager to give head. Weed made me wetter beck when I did it.

Swallow. It doesn’t taste as bad as it feels to wipe off skin/hair. Weird texture.

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sound like a fun girl! +1

any other boards you browse?

If they pass as women than they fit under the social role of woman while not being biologically female.

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I'm out! Time to give my man some love!

no. That is unsanitary

Have you ever fantasized about being raped? Apparently it's a very common female fantasy according to what I've read. Is it bullshit in your case or has the thought crossed your mind?

yes

Go to a bar dumbass.

Do you like Asian guys? I find AWWF very hot

Virgin here with my first gf. 2 times we've been getting to it I lost my erection... When we fool around, foreplay and such I'm hard as rock, but as soon as it comes to actually pushing in my dick just turns to mush, and I end trying to force my limp dick inside to no avail... She is beautiful. I'm not gay. I don't feel nervous or anything, so what is wrong? Please. She tells me it's ok that she is probably "too tight", but I can't through with this one more time or I'll just an hero. NOW I do worry about it, which probably makes it worse...

The below is awful. other two are fine

Tyty

I mostly stick to Yea Forums and /pol/, though I used to be on /r9k/ a bit. They got depressing after a while, tho. Every now and then I’ll check into /d/ but they don’t move particularly fast and sex isn’t a
driver of mine anyways.

Yes, but most of that sticks to fantasy and what is irl I attribute to childhood trauma. Rough sex works well enough when I have that itch.

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Define 'hard times'

Show buttcheeks?

you two have no connection. you might as well move on. i'm not kidding. your arousal is all in your head. that's not how it's supposed to work. it's supposed to be supernatural.

Compete with other women. If not for other women I would not buy brand name makeup products and learn complex techniques because men don't care about these things. Makeup is a status symbol for women.

most do

>/pol/
Are you a Nazi bitch?

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If you go soft right before, take the time to play with her tits/dinner her until you’re hard again. Don’t know what to say otherwise.

Well I am lounging in undies so here’s what you get.

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No, I’m still fairly left but I like guns and don’t like the blacks.

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I’m late to the party, hope everyone has been well.

~Anna~

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no. I don't do that so it probably only applies to some women.

I'd eat your ass like a cherry pie. Thank you.

water washes away natural lubrication so it is a stupid idea

Been jacking a lot lately to Muammar?

Never. Just because a fetish is popular doesn't mean that it is any less deviant

Well yeah, to be quite honest.

~Anna~

No worries, thanks for the appreciation.
Apple pie > cherry pie though.

why dont u like blacks

Do you like cats or dogs?

I’m afraid once the transformation is done it’s very hard to go back.

I’m Anna

Um...why?

2011, I was looking for news regarding the Libyan ‘revolution’.

No.

Aw, lol user thanks.

It wouldn’t bother me.

No, and nay.

Prove it.

~Anna~

Cats

A little bit of both.

~Anna~

>and nay.
So I'm assuming you're extra anal about contraceptives then. Or are you saving yourself for marriage?

>don’t like the blacks
Their race or the stereotypical gangsta?

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In general, they tend to be loud and I don’t like loud people. Also the one time I almost did one I noticed afterwards their skin under my nails looked like dirt. Just not my thing; I’m not gonna go around telling “NIGGER” in the grocery store.

Cats are alright, but dogs win every day of the week.

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Your ass > Apple pie > cherry pie
Agreed.

What handle will you go by btw? For future reference in these threads, cause you gotta come back.

I am, and no, I’ve already had my boy.

Have to go now anons...I’ll make a new thread later. Julius needs his supper cooked and I’ll come back when he goes to his night classes.

Till then.

~Anna~

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Did you cry when Gaddafi got fucked up and killed?

>2011, I was looking for news regarding the Libyan ‘revolution’.
What kept you here?

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Im surprised no one got put off by the “sex once a week” or “stable relationship” thing tbh. Uhh, if I ever give a handle again it may be Blues but I’m not expecting anyone to remember me or care.

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On a final note...

More than you could ever imagine.

What keeps any of us here?

~Anna~

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>Im surprised no one got put off by the “sex once a week”
As long as both of you are happy with that arrangement then it's really not a problem. The issue is when one of you has a mismatched libido that harms the other.

So if the contraceptive(s) failed and your boyfriend wanted you to get an abortion, you'd keep the baby anyway?

>I almost did one
Are you that easy?

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>Yea Forums
>attractive female body
>not expecting anyone to remember me or care

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I appreciate you, bro.

No, I’m actually rather difficult. However it was freshman year at my first party, I was drunk, and he was predatory, so he got me in the room. Regardless, I was on birth control for years by then.

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In about 2014. I'd seen a lot of greentext memes and was interested in the site because of it.

I do.

Nah. It would kinda gross me out. I'm down to fuck in other ways on my period, though.

Nope. The one blessing of being gay. I am pro-choice.

To get my fucking wisdom teeth out. I'm in agony.

Yes. Any race.

Nope. I've done vocaroos in the past, though.

I don't wear makeup that much, but when I do, it's for fun and to explore different ways of feeling pretty. I also need practice at eyeliner, so I use that as an excuse to do a full face.

I personally don't.

I do.

Hello, Anna!

Plenty. Women are much more appealing than men, to me.

-Lesanon

Have a snap?

Seriously, where did your Gaddafi obsession come from? Did you really fuck him?

>Yea Forums
>Doesn’t Tits+Timestamp or GTFOs
>In a relationship, so no chance of poon

Maybe I’m just still too used to /r9k/. Or think Yea Forums has too short a collective memory. Thanks for the compliment tho!

Nope. Not on identifiable social medium.

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I’d keep it. At my expense.

Yes, one week of bliss and months of long distance affection.

I’ll answer off and on, while I cook.

What about tits instead of pussy

>I’d keep it. At my expense.
Respectable.

Nah, I don’t love that kind of life.

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What shows have you watched or been watching lately?

I can consistently make my girlfriend orgasm but then sometimes she becomes too tight to have sex. Even with foreplay, we constantly have to use a lot of lube and we cannot do certain positions because she complains that I am too large. I have torn her several times when I wasn't careful.

Any advice?

How come none of you post tits?
Statistically at least one of you is into exhibitionism

You're not attention whoring tho. You came into a thread to answer questions people might have about women, not seeking validation because "HeY iM a GuRl, LoOK aT mE" for no reason.

Just my take on it.

What you cooking?

Currently looping Yukihira no Soma endlessly for background noise. Otherwise, Goblin Slayer, Demon Slayer, JoJo’s, and making the bf watch Soul Eater.

Can’t say much than foreplay and lube, bro. If she’s into it, bjs help me with the friction sometimes.

Identifiable, also statistically what’s the chance those girls are on Yea Forums (and not traps)?

That’s what I hope for. Nonetheless Yea Forums is a fickle beast.

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Oh, fuck off. Half the planet is women, you aren't special in any way.

Why don't girls have interests other than the ones they copy from their bf?

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gadsden flag + anime = huge red flag

we are special here

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Do you like your ass grabbed?

Ditto. Also women tend to be cryptic and Yea Forums bitches about women a lot so it’s nice to feel like we’re helping.

Im into vidya, which my bf can only sometimes bear. For him, it HAS to be Civ/DwarfForteess/Stardew-types. I like really any single player non-FPS. I also have my own job and friends groups (discord server).

It’s my bf’s flag. I got him into anime though, so valid.
Also plz, this is nothing to /pol/, don’t act like it’s rare.

Not particularly, but bf slaps it a bunch when he’s in the room. Deffo don’t like random people making any bodily contact whatsoever.

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Wife is fat
How do I get her to not be fat anymore

yeah exactly, that's the red flag im talking about, those two things together screams /pol/ retard to me

Spaghetti

~Anna~

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Community like humans do in healthy relationships. Offer to go to the gym with her so she doesn’t feel alone. Make up an at-home no-jumping workout routine if you live on an apartment/don’t want to go outside. Pic related.

*shrugs*
As I’ve said, I’m surprisingly liberal. Whether that heightens/lowers your opinion of me I don’t care.

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ever done ATM?

Communicate*

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Nope.

*shrugs*

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dont worry, most liberals centrists and even some conservatives will make great stalinists when the time comes

Would you date a guy in his 20s who has only had experience with guys?