>walk into your bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
James Miller
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Joshua Diaz
Cuddle right into the chub
Jayden Clark
sauce?
Nathan Butler
Honey, I didn't know you had friends over tonight.
>Then get undressed and have a hot tub party.
Nolan Lee
Ask them what happened to my wife
Jace Evans
Yeet a harpoon at them, like the whales they are
Grayson Martinez
Turn 360 degrees and fuck their boipuccis
Brody Bailey
MOTORBOAT
Brody Barnes
Fuck them both...What kind of retared question is that?
William Baker
Look up the police code for sleepy fatties and dial 911
Jonathan Bailey
re-add them to my friends list!
Evan Robinson
sauce? moar?
Jonathan Harris
kek
Wyatt Bell
I know the one on the right is Paola Rios.
Logan Taylor
>JOE WHAT THE FUCK, I SAID STOP BRINGING YOUR FRIENDS TO OUR ROOM
Thomas Diaz
Camden Ward
Paola Rios and Romina Lopez
Big boobs alert
Joshua Fisher
Motion closer quietly so as to not wake them. Wake the fatter one up with a gentle nudge/stroke, then quiet her lips with my forefingers. Lean in and whisper, "Excuse me for waking you, but I believe I'm the one who's dreaming. May I...?" Motion to cuddle up behind her and give her a back massage, with some not so subtle flexing of my chest and back muscles as I remove my shirt. As she obliges, I'd scoot in and move my fingers from her lips and reposition them along with my thumb, clenching her cheeks and chin. A little more assertively, but still whispering: "Don't squirm to much, and if you need to moan, cover your mouth. Understood?" When she goes to speak, I'd more firmly clench her face. "Nod yes or no. You won't speak unless I tell you to." When she nods, I would begin rubbing her neck and shoulders, while tracing her curves as I move between sections of her upper back. I would motion my hands lower, to her ribs and lightly tickle them. When she giggles: "Cover your mouth!" I would say, too loudly, though making it appear as though I rose my voice by accident. As she startles, I would clench her, quick and hard, from behind, pushing up her breasts and "accidentally" waking her blonde friend. At her confusion, I would extend an arm to her friend, caressing her shoulder, making her feel safe. "If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation," I say, as I gaze at her bleary eyed countenance, struggling not to drown in her deep blue eyes. "It's okay, come here." I wiggle in so that both ladies are laying on me, straddling each other so as to cover my lower body in their salacious curves while their heads rest on my grizzled, toned chest. I would wrap one arm around each of them and squeeze them closer, their ruffled soft hair bouncing around. Carefully, I would attempt to blow the hair out of blonde girl's face. As she cutely scrunches her face, I would emit a stifled laugh. "It's raping time."
Kevin Rodriguez
Robert Cox
>1. Take tons of pics
>2. Get naked as well
>3. Snuggle up next to my sister
>4. Erect penis against pussy
Evan Jackson
>5. Profit
Henry Cook
Golly that looks comfortable. I just wanna nuzzle I’m in and live in that beautiful blob of human flesh
Austin Moore
Alexander Martinez
Any moar??????
Luke Cook
Join them
Brandon Carter
Lock them in and call the police
Jacob Bailey
Build a wall and deport them
Chase Brown
sign them up for weight watchers
John Powell
Parker Perry
Aaron Clark
Carter Martin
Shoot two whores. No trespassing, bitches.
Robert Barnes
start sucking on their udders
Brandon Cruz
Fuck the blonde one from behind while fingering the other one, I guess
Luke Cook
Ask them if they want coffee or tea when they wake up.
Easton Brown
>tell them to spread there legs
>muh realize they don’t have a boi pussy and cute feminine balls
>holding in my instinct of throwing up to their fish smelling clam open the fire and tell them to leave I only like boi pussy.
Andrew Cooper
This is the best thing I've seen all night
Angel Nguyen
newfriend spotted.
John Perez
>drop pants
>fap like never before
>run away before they wake up