Why were you circumcised user??

Getting dick cut at birth and later in life demands tips for doing their job.
You gotta love those Americans

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There's only 2 kinds of countries that are majority circumcised:
1 Countries run by Muslims
2 Countries run by Jews

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Because my parents are fucking mudslimes

When I was about 3 and a half years old I was taking a piss, mother and grandparents start trying to rush me to hurry up because I was going to make everyone late for something. Grandfather starts cussing up a storm and getting violent as fuck downstairs. Punches the fridge a few times. Scared the fuck out of me hearing that loud noise and made my body jerk up when I was pulling the zipper up, zipped my dick right on the end and foreskin, hurt like a bitch but didn't want to get in trouble, so I covered it with my shirt and tried to hide the tears and strange movements from the pain. Sat in car and tore it even worse, cried, told everyone I just stubbed my toe. Driving to wherever, hour or so passes, my mother looks back and sees that there is blood on my shirt and figure it out. Straight to hospital, completely fucking shredded my foreskin and caused an infection to start by delaying it as long as I did. Put me under, removed zipper, risk was too great to leave it everything as is, safest option was to circumsise and stitch up the rest of the torn skin or risk a serious infection and/or a completely torn dick as I grew up.

Went home, grandfather whipped me a belt for being a jackass and for making them late and then made fun of me until his death that a Russian had to get his dick circumsised because he a dipshit and pulled the zipper over it lol

While I guess it's better than the parents just forcing it, I fucked myself over completely from being rushed by others and now will never know that true sensation I've been missing out on.

Unfortunately, could be a good or bad thing. If you have an uncut cock that rolls back nicely you've got masterrace cock, but I'd rather be cut than never see my cock head in my life. All depends, I feel like I probably would have had a healthy foreskin but never know

It was in kindergarten, I wasn't an infant. I remember it hurting like hell every time I had to go pee. As a note, I don't live in a country where it's very common.

You are such a fucking tool getting self conscious about it in the first place. You got manipulated by the circumcision propaganda.

Because I’m an American and a Jew

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Hey if I got manipulated I would have gone through with it. Someone sounds like their cut

RIP

So I don't have a euro-penis.

>thinks girls have the brain capacity to care about that
>the few that do are dum whores who only want chad anyway
y get mad anoncel? just go get a fat black chick.

Fuck no, and it irritates the fuck out of me when I see trolls on the internet claiming that girls prefer cut, or that they think uncut is not clean. Not one girl ever would think that.

Also there is no fucking way you can raw dog a girl without lube if you are cut. How the fuck is a young guy supposed to get laid? No 14 year old is going to CVS to buy lube and rubbers. No 14 year old is going to risk ordering that shit in the mail and risk their parents opening that package.

It is a religious practice which was created with the purpose of numbing pleasure to reduse sexual urges. It is barbaric.

>low and tight
gives you that baseball bat dick no girl really likes.
I make 'em cum from slamming all those good deep spots with my full 7.8 inch tho

"all those good deep spots"

tell us more

That’s nonsense. The trick is to go fast and progressively harder. Don’t start hard. Never ever start hard.

He means cervix banging. Which is only okay AFTER a warm up fuck. Never start hard. During sex the cervix retracts and becomes more flexible. If you bottom out too soon you’ll both get hurt.

I gave my wife two orgasms last night and I’m circumcised. So I’m not seeing the big deal. It’s not that much skin and girls don’t seem to miss it

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>girls don’t seem to miss it
You can't miss something you never had though. Now if you said they don't seem to mind, I'd be more inclined to believe you.

Phimosis when i was about 4, wish someone wouldve spared me that

Cut just looks way better. There are a lot girls, that say uncut looks ugly, but nearly none, that say cut looks ugly. But yeah, uncut is nicer because you feel more, i guess

What does the jews do with the foreskin anyways?
Do they sell it? eat it? throw it away? keep it as a souvenir?

Muslims are circumcised user

I had painful phimosis. Girls actually like it in my country. Mostly because it's very fucking rare. Sort of a curiosity. I don't mind being cut, beats being in pain or having loose skin if stretched.

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Couldn't they have waited for the skin to detach itself normally? By the time you're 10 it'll have been detached for sure.

Jews and Muslims are smart especially the white ones I think they did it so women would want to give somebody a blowjob later in life and it looks and smells better to

They supposedly bury it

They did it automatically without without my mom's consent. My brothers weren't. It wasn't till many years later that my mom felt she should have sued.

yuck!
rly? seems like too much trouble...

jews, catholics, modern medicine, shifts in cultural thinking.

Jews and muslims do circumcision as an initiation ritual. They don't use forskin for shitall.

HAHAHAHAHA Guys can be loose nows!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Crooked/small-micro/and loose!

thank god i wasn't

Never got circumcised faggot

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God damn

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Lmfao you're an actual virgin

>better question
why are you a whitebooii, user???

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are you a fagboy?

looks like the average white guy tbh

Post more if this is you

What about lesser korea?

It's a ploy by North Korea trying to reduce the sex, same with their age of consent. Best Korea wins again. I never told you this.

Oh and no porn.

Only because of the dubs and trips

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Your pp hella cute

Bc my parents love me and didn’t want women to be repulsed by my smegma collector

to cause brain damage and thereby make it susceptible to Jewish lies

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>What is washing your dick.

Hmmm interesting. Have had more than a couple women visibly relieved when they saw I was cut. My past two gfs wouldn’t go down on an uncut dude. Guess it’s just preference? In the end I would guess the majority of women genuinely don’t care and will tell you what you wanna hear bc they care about you

I'm catholic, and I've got a nice sized and aesthetically pleasing dick so I'm not really upset. I'm told that it tastes a lot cleaner than uncut cocks, but I have no opinions. If I weren't cut, my dick would look a lot darker, which isn't as good to look at. i'm arab so i look white except my dark dick

every girl i've been with loved that I wasn't circumcised

Didn't get a choice because I was also born when the pedos had 100% control of the hospital.

>people who circumcise should be crucified in front of the hospital as per christian/orthodox mudslime law.
Jews get out.

Once again Antarctica doesn't make the team...

>Also there is no fucking way you can raw dog a girl without lube if you are cut.

I had to do foreskin restoration.

Worked.

>dirty person

i tried to find the study, but only found a couple of paragraphs and references to the paragraphs.

No, cause I don't live in a backward shit hole that practices blood sacrifices.

itt:
>washing a cock is too hard, therefore it nees to be cut off
>i dont care bout my rights, cuz i dont know what i lost
>pretending it looks better
>not having enough education to know its not stopping any std

>people getting butthurt over whether or not you have a piece of on your cock

>Also there is no fucking way you can raw dog a girl without lube if you are cut.

this is not true. you should get into foreplay. either way once you get it in, it gets very lubed very fast.

> numbing pleasure
yes
>to reduce sexual urges
No. it does the opposite and gives you a fapping addiction, causes compulsive anger issues.

That's a big part of why 100% of boomers are insufferable, they have latent trauma, circumcisions performed with a scalpel take significantly longer/more painful, causes massive changes in how the brain works all throughout life.

I don't care to spoonfeed, it should be self evident. If it's not you're probably circumcised.

It hurts to jerk off sometimes with no lotion idk why my parents took away a natural part of the body that dose more good than bad so yeah I wish I was uncut

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Orthodox Muslims do not circumcise, It's mostly the Sunni (jews). Like the protestents (jews) they aren't literate enough to read their own fucking holy book where it says you go to hell and can't atone for that particular sin.

It's jews sending their competition to hell.
That religion and any thing it's touched needs to be removed.

Im white and intact.
Not a fucking jew or muslim ou nigger.

>If you have an uncut cock that rolls back nicely you've got masterrace cock
This is me, but it's not the biggest

Muslims do that too? I didn't know...
Oh welp... hope they enjoy mutilating their sons for nothing, then.

businessinsider.com/indonesian-mom-kills-9-year-old-son-2013-2
>The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.
>but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation

>Being catholic is my ultimate answer for my cut dick
Nigga what

This is what happens when you give the population a genital mutilation complex. All kinds of weird awful shit from impotent walmart shooters to suicide bombers.

The only thing we have in common with the other shitholes where people kill each other all the time is circumcision.

I think this is just an American girl thing. Never had a problem with girls sucking my uncut cock in Australia, or saying anything about it

ayo whiteboi

Femanon here, I see this debate on here all the time and its SO boring. I prefer circumcised, honestly it is so much better. Whenever dick rate threads pop up on here, the ugliest most repulsive dicks are the uncut one. Honestly, the circumcised ones just look better.

Literally never heard of catholics getting circumcised
t. raised catholic

i will get one soon, in the start of the year i have a simple infection that go on an really easy way without getting any bad. but the method they give me to cure it make me lose the elasticity of my dick head foresking since i was to have that part on some water with a dust or a shit like that, so now even when i can jerk and all that normally, if i have sex or the foreskin moove to fast it will just harm my dickhead (yeah i was told i could use lotion or lube but fuck off, i will not put lube on my cock and later try to put a condom all the times i'm gonna have sex) so i will soon get one, anyways dr told me if it's not now probably will just happend eventually in my life so i will just do it

>Still not being cut in 2k19
Y'all smegma bois jelly.

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also the things on the pic are real? how the fuck Dr knows how big your cock is to do it like that?

Your doctor didn't tell you you had to pull back your foreskin daily so it wouldn't develop into phymosis?

nice larp

Femanon here... talk to my girlfriends about dicks and this rarely comes up, and when it does, no one has a stance like this. Either you're an immature school girl, or an insecure dude.

If skeksis do this to other skeksis, imagine what skeksis do to gelfling

As a female, uncut dicks are legitimately gross.

Probably because some uncut dudes in her youth didn’t fucking wash themselves like adults.

tits + timestamp if you're not a cutfag larping

The catholics who're actually catholic, and not subverted by jewish influence regard circumcision is the biggest sin you can do and everyone involved is excommunicated.

Protip: I wasn't

This is better. This is what women want. Quit lying to yourselves.

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True, who wouldn't want a floor like that?

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>The catholics who're actually catholic
Okay, to me you're all pagans anyways. That's why I said "raised catholic". It's a false, pagan cult either way.

That's not a pun you faggot.

neither is that mutilated dryass dick a normal dick, but you don't see me seething as hard as you currently are.

I think it depends on who you ask. Gay men will generally prefer uncut, and heterosexual women prefer cut.

Circumcised at 3 years old for phimosis, high and tight

I did not have a choice in the matter, born 1980 and all if not most babies intuit time were

Why would a doctor tell a 3 or 4 year old that? Are you retarded

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You're an inuit?

Are they circumcised?

I was 18 when i learned what circumcision was, on Yea Forums about ten years ago. I thought cut was how it was naturally supposed to look

They usually tell that to the parents, but not nearly enough as my mother did jack all.

Why are you so obsessed with other men's dicks, though?

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Certainly looks more natural that way, wouldn't blame you.

>This is what women want.
>Being so insecure that you constantly seek the approval of others
Yikes.

What do y'all discuss? What are your preferences?

>Why would a doctor tell you how to avoid health problems

His point is why would a doctor tell that to such a young kid that would most likely not fully understand why he'd need to do that. Kids that young are hardly worried about messing with their foreskin to prevent phimosis. I only started taking that advice when I was almost 10 and didn't give a shit about it before.

Like I care what a bunch of Fags think about my dick. This shit is to funny.

Circumcised is preferred, but as long as there isn't TOO much foreskin, that is fine too. Also girth > length

Where are you from?

Liberal west coast

>Circumcised is preferred
You're a bad person and your son will put you in a medicare nursing home.

American then. Don't know what I expected given that opinion lmfao.

This wasn't me responding, btw. Seems like a lot of little boys pretending to be women on here today.

There is no great mystery as to what we tend to prefer -- not extremely small or extremely big. No extremes of any kind and you're good.

You sound pussyhurt.

Sure thing larping turd dick.

Do I? I'm simply stating that it was silly of me to expect that user to be from anywhere else other than America given that opinion. Are you sure you're not projecting your feelings onto me?

>> Implying only american women could possibly prefer or enjoy a cut cock.

not an yuro

I dream of a day any L&D OB/GYN can't walk down the street without getting attacked for being a pedophile.

When someone says "I want to cut your kids dick" you're supposed to kill them on site, anons, not pay them money to do it. It should be self evident.

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Literally kikes gave every woman in america a sexual fetish and imposed their sexual wills on the men.

Pedophilic religion.

Tradition I guess

Please explain.

>daddy raped my asshole so I'll rape sonny's

Bible and Quoran say do not circumcise, don't rend flesh, you are gods image etc and reiterate it throughout the book.

The jewish influence on the clergy omits this truth.

I was cut at the age of 17, by choice.
No matter what I did, no matter how many times I washed, dick was getting infected by something. Causing puss and swelling Under the foreskin.
Since then, haven't had a day's trouble with my peen.

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Well my uncle's dick got infected pretty bad when he was ten and he had to have an emergency circumcision

So my mom figured it'd be healthier to just have it cut off

I didn't really have a choice though so....

Plus I'm one of ((them)) so you know cultural shit

>obsessed
here we go again

Cope, everyone knows only American women like mutilated dicks. Everyone else thinks they're weird so they'll hardly prefer them. If anything, they'll tolerate them.

had foreskin and removed around 16. too many problems with foreskin besides dickcheese. 10/10 would do again

Every European woman I have been with sexually, as well as reading opinions of euro women online, many of them say they do like circumcised and find it attractive/exotic.

Completely wrong but whatever helps you deal with your insecurities

Holy shit man, that’s terrible.

Same. My one of my ex gfs was from Croatia and had absolutely no reason to lie.

oh shit! I remembered some surgery, they didn't circumcised me, but fixed it somehow. I remember a lot of blood and barely walking.
thanks jesus I'm not from burgerland

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>why were you circumcised user??
parents fell for jewish tricks, a tradition they follow to this day

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>I remember it hurting like hell every time I had to go pee
oops that was from the vaccinations your rents fucked up going after your own foreskin

>I fucked myself over completely from being rushed by others and now will never know that true sensation I've been missing out on.

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honestly I would cut my hand in this condition

shit's gruesome I'm glad I wasn't

If you cant raw dog a girl without lube you suck at sex. It's called getting her wet.

Fucking virgins
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