I am the Magic Fucking Conch. State your question and I will give you a vague as fuck answer

I am the Magic Fucking Conch. State your question and I will give you a vague as fuck answer.

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Can I get something to eat?

My sources say no.

will i ever be able to sick my own dick?

Very Doubtful.

Magic Fucking Conch, are we all truly here on the chan forever?

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Without a Doubt.

Fuck you Conch. And the crab you rode in on!

Can I get something to eat?

Will my penis grow back?

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