Piss bottle thread

why do you keep there like it's a trophy collection?

also, it sounds like you could just pee in the sink and that's that. why go to such extent to collect bottles and store pee in them?

Piss bottles are the perfect solution for those who don't have a bathroom at short walking distance. If you've got a decent bathroom or just a sink, you just don't need bottles/jugs.

>TLDR: stop doing pathetic edgy things, you faggot. Pissing in a bottle is an art, and it's only for people who seriously don't have any chance to take a regular pee in a regular sink/toilet.

>People are out to get me
Found the schizoidposter

Stop drinking fucking soda holy shit
Piss is NOT supposed to be yellow

Paranoia, I have it and its a motherfucker. Hell, even my grandfather was a paranoid schizophrenic, his influence really resounds in me. Yes user, being paranoid sucks, but its no excuse to become a filthy fucking animal. Clean that shit up, throw out the piss, unclog the puke filled sink, and use the toilet like a normal human.

I mean can we have some pictures of the rest of your house i really want to see the state of it

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his sink is clogged did you even read you fucking idiot

yes I am a paranoid schitzophrenic and yes people are out to get me idk what you say this is true for me so that's my life

And the stagnant vomit pisswater stinks really bad. Imagine whiffing 40 year old concentrated piss and now multiply that by x20 and spread it all over the room

I hope this guy's house will be like fridgebro's

Imagine being so disgusting you unironically live in this piss poor condition. Show rest of house.

Take your pills, look for those who still love and care about you, and get out of your head for a while by taking a walk, swimming, even doing some exercise

That is fucking disgusting

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Nasty.

do you shit in a bottles as well? ffs...

go get a plunger you sick fuck

if you blocked it from vomit cause drinking
just get drunk put on some yellow dexter mom kitchen gloves and finger the sink hole til the chunks go down or scoop em out while ya jack off with some of that toothpaste you probably never use

>piss poor
looks pretty piss rich to me

>People are out to get me and spike my drink all the time

Dude, you're keeping piss in bottles around a piss-vomit filled sink, and think people are out to get you. No one is out to get a piss bottle-collecting schizo.

Go to a doctor and get diagnosed.

I'm telling.

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Some time ago I was hosted at a place whose only bathroom was at 76 (seventyfuckinsix) steps of walking distance.

My solution:

- grabbed a few bottles, filled them with tap water, so that anyone coming in my room would think it was my drinking reservoir

- waking up in the morning, I pretended to wash my face at the sink, peeing in the running water. Then emptied half a bottle all over the sink to wash it from piss fumes. Then put something on and went to the regular bathroom, where I pretended to pee and then actually washed my face

- late evening, I would go in the kitchen to fill up the water bottle, "you know, sometimes at night I need to drink some water".

Six months later I eventually moved away. I don't know if they ever found.

oh you

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Just an hero.
You're beyond hope, and don't contribute to society. AN evolutionary dead end. Just end your suffering already.

I like to think I’m something of a piss-bottle connisseur, but dear god man, did you piss into a clogged sink after you ran out of bottles?????????

That’s fucking next level shit, man. I respect your degeneracy.

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Do you living in camper van?

that's a dude, bruh

campervan are easy to maintain

OP is based. if he dates the bottles he can pinpoint the source date of infections

Oh shit, Steve-O

I've cleared up my room now. I'm staying at a hostel because its the only place I can afford for now and the staff came to check my room and told me to get rid of the piss bottles or I'm getting kicked out and the garbage so its not as messy as before

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Checked, show the rest of your house OP. Trips willed it

>How will OP get rid of dem bottles when he'll run out of space?

2/3

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>Been pissing in these bottles for over a month now,

At least Ray had the sense to throw them into an empty lot.

youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4

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I still smell a britbong

3/3

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ew

yes I pissed into the clogged sink afterward because I ran out of bottles for a couple of days

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A wealth of urine.

You need to see a doctor. You're dehydrated

Seconded

Do you own a vacuum? Filthiest nastiest rug floor ive ever seen.

Is sloth an actual disease?

Not so bad
Hahaha Jesus Christ I bet your room is the shittiest smelling of them all you autistic legend

Sexy floor is sexy.

Nudes?

How can you even piss into those tiny neck holes? Only bottles I can piss into are Arizona ice tea glass bottles

fresh oc

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I have 40 minutes to get rid of the bottles. Anyone have any ideas? I cant go back to being homeless and I cant empty them down the sink or carry them all they weigh too much

clear it all out, and run some caustic soda in your sink you brainlet

important to follow the instructions on the bottle well, or you'll fucking kill yourself with toxic gas

What college dorm are you in?

Just drive down the highway and chuck them

Your floor says enough about your mental health.
You dirty rancid swine.

hide under a blanket on your bed?

Its actually easier than it looks, you just press your tip against the bottle and piss down into it at an angle. when you shake your dick a little gets on the carpet but i guess it doesnt matter

What country are you in?
How much is the hostel?

pull back foreskin, and just press the ring lightly against your forehead. it's very easy.

Na man fuck that. I was driving from New York state once and couldn't stop. I'm pretty sure I made eye contact with a semi driver as he watched me with my dick in an Arizona tea bottle taking a huge piss

>important to follow the instructions on the bottle well, or you'll fucking kill yourself with toxic gas

> follow the instructions on the bottle well, or you'll fucking kill yourself with toxic gas

>or you'll fucking kill yourself with toxic gas

>fucking kill yourself

drink some water you fat fag

that shit is brown

England and its £115 a month so thats like what $130?

2 trips you idiot

Why is the sink clogged? Why don't you keep these in a garage at least if you're planning to do something with them

40 minutes / (4+4 minutes/carry) = 5 trips go out and return back.

4 minutes quick walking = 400 meters.
You can do it in five trips.

is that Sauvage parfume ? that's kinda ironic

Throw in bag, any bag, all the bad things, not just the piss bottles. Dirty plates, clothes, etc.

Hide bag under blanket. In friends room. etc

No bags? Grab a sheet and tie it up by the corners.

Lysol the air. Hot water and soap on the surfaces, even the mirror. Wipe with towel.

flies would notice them as well and the landlord would notice

hang out a window with a extension cord.

That's clean? My basement is basically a shop and it's still not that dirty

...maybe I don’t give a fuck? Do you think I care about this girl’s actual gender too? Maybe I just like cute reaction pics and I don’t want to fuck every questionably aged “girl” I see on Yea Forums?

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Just toss them into the woods or something

Shut up pedophile

then your doing it fucking wrong. are you fucking blind or something and can aim for the hole?

He could just put it all in the center of the room, get naked on it, and spray that whole bottle of whatever that meat scented shit is on his ball sack.

The visual and olfactory overload might convince the landlord to go home and drink.

Why not pee in the toilet if you went there anyway? Am I missing something?

I'd fuck it.

I'm into dwarves though. That might not be for everyone.

time stamp or didn't happen

Tell us where you shit

I was living 10x worse than this about 3 years ago... I made a thread about it back then. I'll post all the pics if theres interest.

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>be truck owner, 2014
>gonna take a long ride
>foul smell around the truck, think it's fuckin cats
>while on the highway, no foul smell anymore
>560 km later stop at gas station
>foul smell like old piss
>wtf
>check out the trunk
>literally dozens of pee bottles, one of them got ripped apart and pee spread everywhere
>patiently pick every single bottle and throw it in the gas station most remote bin, hoping noone notices
>take the truck to the car wash hoping noone notices the similarity with the foul smell coming from that bin
>rev up the engine and run away the 200 km left
>carefully wash the truck again, the foul smell is still there
>lucky me, people don't notice it anymore - maybe it's only in my head
>every fuckin time I think of my truck, the foul smell appears again
>eventually sell the truck in 2015
>to date, from time to time, still feel that foul smell around any vehicle out ther
>mfw

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Kek, also wanna know this.

>this dude’s actual gender
he was born with a peneor
he's a dude, albeit a gay one like you
and you like him

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Everyone in the hostel knows about those pee bottles now. If anyone goes to the woods and takes a pic of dem bottles, I'm doomed.

wow this post really made me want to do my weekly room cleaning a few days earlier, thanks op and good luck with the schizo!

You can't just keep your bladder closed for more than seventyfuckin steps in a fuckin winter morning

Yes please. Post them furthermore on kohlchan.org and ernstchan.xyz. Germs love piss and scat. Gor3.

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at least tell us how did you get rid of those old pee bottles

Golden eye!

>Have to get rid of the bottles in 40 minutes or you'll be homeless
>Implying somebody's coming to check
>Implying said somebody's gonna be like "I don't see any piss bottles, so you can stay here. I don't mind at all you puked up my sink though"

Clean sink and dump piss in sink. You have 25 minutes

Check the exif data
2 bottles are missing caps and like half a liter spilled over the floor.

this fucking putrid smell stops me from sleeping at night its very sharp and alkaline

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post photo with timestamp NOW

I just put them in large black trash bags and threw them away when I moved.

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>its very sharp and alkaline

just like batteries

this is so sad that my sides are hurting from laughter, god dang are humans some nasty ass animals

You are just going to have to drink them all. Godspeed skinny weiner!

especially britbongs from UK

i dont know how to do a timestamp.

moar, my room actually looked like this 1 hour ago

>paper bag isn't full yet
I'm sure you can fit two more in there no problem

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Are you crippled or just an obease faggot? Either way take some pride in your existence and stop being so repulsive

What in tarnation? This is the shit you do when you are an adolescent. Not an adult....

So now you're homeless? Since they kicked you

dude, this is literally the usual quality of Yea Forums posts.

also, I applaude the fact it's 100% OC

Neither im actually a NEET in his 20s 70kg 5'6 with a side of autism and a lust for videogames

There's lots of gems hidden in the garbage...

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that fuckin Coors beer is literally canned pee

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Wew lad what a nice collection!
youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

I drank it and then pissed in it.

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literally no one cares about strangers, Especially not some neet peeing in bottles. better to toss them in the woods than to get evicted

>Eating Hormel chili straight out of the fucking can

You might be an actual psychopath

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My my, a human quite like myself. I fit a similar description, minus the piss bottles. Hope you overcome the need for them soon

>Top Quality Thread

Thanks, Yea Forums.

That's a $2000+ Jonathan Adler rug in the garbage and a Jonathan Adler ceramic dragon that was about $250... Also that SDCC exclusive NECA Jason figure.

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you can see the fuckin roaches, jesus christ

>$2000+ Jonathan Adler rug
Who spends that kind of money on a fucking rug?

ya i think roaches are the least of this guys problems

OP keep us updated, hows the eviction going?

Don't forget the Chef Boyardee

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Kek

I carried all the bottles to the dumpster. my babbies are gone except for 2 2L bottles without caps. I'll figure out wat to do with them later but Im missing them already. As disgusting as they were they were kinda cute in their own little way ^_^

on the way to the dumpster I realized I was carrying 30 kilos of water I had gone through in a month and that was special to me

like it had been inside my body and consumed

One roach got into my room from the balcony and I threw out my bed and cleansed my entire room with bleach

Just go get in the dumpster with them, where you both belong

Throw those away you fucking mongrel

And I didn't even use it.

This is where I slept and kept my "clean" clothes.

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Try snake in the drain with a close hanger to see if it goes down a bit if not you're going to have to get a buclet and a cup and start to transfer most of it into the bucket from the sink then pour some Drano down there and let it do its work you can throw some baking soda on top of it right now to try and D stink it a little bit before transferring the stuff into a bucket best word of advice adding more stuff to a clogged sink doesn't unclog it best luck bro I did something similar once back when I was having a very hard time except I ended up clogging the sink with cigarette ashes and then was pouring bottles of piss down it

Nothing wrong with piss bottles if you get rid of them first chance you get

interesting perspective i must say

Jordan Peterson fanatics

but why tho

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT WTF OP?!?!?

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thats a big comfy bed

they will unblock it for me since I pay a service charge but they told me to get rid of the piss bottles first and they will take a look at my piss sink tomorrow in the morning

I'm guessing you have problems with social interaction? How you can be in a position where the maintenance people are telling you to remove the piss bottles before they can fix stuff thats insane. They must just think you're mentally ill as fuck.

I had a roommate who did this once. Filthy degenerate ape.

>mfw I used to poke pin holes in the bottom of his PB’s so they would leak slow enough for him to not notice right away.

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Thanks.

Now I live with my GF in Miami, but sometimes I miss my filthy years.

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Better get yourself some baking soda and vinegar. Use a cup and carefully scoop your sink mess into a bucket. Now you can use a cheap wire hanger and clear your drain. Add some of the baking soda into the drain. Maybe wear diapers from now on.

Ok gye try to get some meds to help for I bit I don't like meds eather but if you just take them for a bit and than say fuck it will keep you out of the psych Hospital which is the worst place to be in that place people do actually poison your food and drink you have to just keep on telling yourself that your delusions are not real and move on I understand your situation with the schizophrenia best wishes men

I'm pretty sure people working in hotels deal with clogged sinks full of vomit just about every other day I don't disagree with them for asking you to remove the piss bottles though hotels get trashed more often than you think. ... can I have some more Lemon Pledge please ... no no me keep job

Nope I don't have any problems with social interactions. They barged into my room for an inspection and found my stash of bottles so I told them about the sink and they said I have to get rid of them first

god you schizos are fucking nuts. I can hear your mania

Problems with social interaction doesnt just mean social anxiety, it call also mean not being aware of how fucking weird you are.

>I REFUSE TO BELIEVE PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT WTF OP?!?!?

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

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> I had a roommate who did this once.

Jesus Christ.

>>mfw I used to poke pin holes in the bottom of his PB’s

Jesus Christ.

"I want his piss to spread around more. Get on more stuff and really, REALLY stink shit up in here."

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how do you know all of this

Mfw I'm in the same hostel
Mfw I have no face

Which room you in OP?

I know how weird I am. I'm self aware I just cant help it

can you not tell by his broken manic english and bad grammar, hes a nutjob as well.

>Mfw I have no face

I bet you also work for the government.

Well people pretend to be all sorts of things. Just because you dont get poisoned doesnt mean other people dont. And we are marked as schitzophrenic to waive anything we say and remove any authenticity to what we report because 'we are crazy'

Indeed.

Best thread in months.

>Been pissing in these bottles for over a month now, got just slightly over 30 liters.

You guys always stink off piss. Outside of your rooms normally do too. Had a room mate that did this and there was always an odour that emanated from his door. Scruffy fat fuck was pissing in bottles.

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Proceed.

legend

You are marked as schizophrenic because its been proven you're face delusions, it stops people taking your delusions seriously in the future.

I pretty much posted everything.
See:

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>I just cant help it

Bollocks. Your just lazy as fuck. Get a grip user.

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Classic.

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that would be just great for somebody wanting to be poisoning your water and food

Comfy.

Long time since the last time I saw this quality. Just fucking sfur, celeb, ig/fb and pics you shouldn't share shit.

First time in months that I'm glad to be alive, thank you OP.

>Just because you dont get poisoned doesnt mean other people dont.

That's true. But people like you don't get poisoned. People like you are mentally ill.

spoken like a true mentally ill person.

yea mate I remember 8 years ago this board was infested with weird funny shit and nowadays its just traps and femboys.

thanks for the kind words, you make me wanna fill up more bottles.

You aren't even REMOTELY important enough for someone to do that to you, faggot

schizos always think they're chosen or a person of interest, its how the delusions grow.

I'm not mentally ill, most people are in on it and don't care about other people getting roofied and raped. That's how human trafficking works, this is how it happens. They label you crazy so you can never report it.

But you already know that

OP
Please watch GIF

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its the lack of importance that allows this to happen actually, just spike someones drink if they have nobody that cares about them it's free money.

>im not crazy!
>all of you are in on the plan to make me look crazy!

You've gone wrong m8

so your logic is, if you dont go outside no one can spike your drink? Or do you watch your drinks even when you're inside your own home? Either way you're batshit mate.

This should be a new thing.

Maybe call it Thot-soda.

It would take a soul mate of a woman to love me in situ like that.

My drinks get spiked regardless so it doesn't matter and I don't address it apart from just keeping my water on me all the time. But sometimes I have more than 1 bottle in my room and its hard to take everything out of my room into a bag just to go toilet

>it's free money.

Wait, you're paying your attackers?

>not rooming with a transgender
>not being female
>not having them make tea out of your used tampons to absorb the superpower of your estrogen

Ironically yes they're draining all my money
Rent/taxes

>drink poison drink
>die
>1000 gold spills out of your pockets upon death
That's not how it works retard you have no money

Call a random plumber. Dont tell anyone hes coming. He comes. Fixes sink. Leaves. Your drinks are untouched (remember he was chosen at random and does not know you and I promise hes not going to want to get to know you). And now your sink toilet works again. Bill will arrive in mail later. Pay it or maybe dont idc. Either way man you need help

you fail to trigger me
Human trafficking: spike victim > sell for sex > mark them as schitzophrenic > anything they say they are crazy > can't report it > oh youre crazy

>implying anyone wants your disgusting ass for the sex trade
Get real

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>its the lack of importance that allows this to happen actually,

Nope. People are usually poisoned for a reason and normally by a family member or someone close to them. Usually for monetary gains. Random killing sprees with poison are extremely rare. user no one wants to poison you.

I'm guessing that toothbrush doesn't get used too often

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stick your dick in one? post pics?

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how can you be be on meds and still be this fucking delusional?

>People are usually poisoned for a reason and normally by a family member or someone close to them. Usually for monetary gains.

>by a family member or someone close to them. Usually for monetary gains

This is my life, thanks for confirming.
been abused since I was a child, my mother is satan. Fucking bitch

OP I hope you can get some help one day, fuck your family for treating you that way. I really don't think anyone wants to hurt you m8

>I don't have a toilet in my room so I had to resort to something

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Hostel that OP is in gets you by for cheaper I think.

Do you have any money?
Do you live with your mother?

Whats more likely you're being systematically poisoned and all the medical diagnosis about you being genuinely mentally ill and delusional was all one big plan for your mother to poison you and take your money,

OR

You're mentally ill and creating all this in your head.

If you were a declared dependant then alive you are worth more money. Let's face it you die suddenly and they have to pay for a funeral, your debts and other shit which can run into 10's of thousands. Unless of course you are sat on millions and your mother wants you dead for that reason...

user please get help. You need it.

OP still hasn't given an answer. If you don't use the toilet, where do you shit?

Yo OP, no one is spiking your drinks bruh. Listen, someone would have to go completely out of thier way to monitor you 24/7 to find your open beverages. So right there your idea is toast. In addition to that this poisoner would have to go out of thier way to buy poison. So someone who cant work cause they are busy monitoring you is going out and buying drugs and just giving them to you for free. So here's the kicker. You arent fucking special man. Everyone probably fucking hates you judging by the way you live. No one would ever spend their time on you more than this thread on Yea Forums. You are pathetic to think you matter to someone at all. And you couldn't possibly mean enough to anyone to make them want to kill you. Your mom fucking hates you and I'm sure she spends as much time away from you as she can. Your sick OP. Go outside and go get help. Maybe just maybe someone will care enough about you to do that.. if you pay them.

This. Just sit back, relax, take a drink out of the beverage to your left. We're not poisoning, haven't been poisoning you, and we're not reaching the next stage of our plan. Yeah, that one to your left.

Will you be ready for tonights poison drop? Double dose will be needed hes starting to realise

Fuck forgot to set to private

Shows how little you know about it. It's not 1 person mate, human trafficking is done by criminal organisations who have unlimited funds and large amounts of people. Since you're all flaming me there is no point in beating a dead horse but thanks for the nice words of encouragement and I will "remember to take my meds" thanks. I don't expect sympathy or anything, just trying to explain really.

I know that as far out as this may seem to you, this actually happens.

hahahaha yea man I'm always ready

the fucking beer colored piss.

get your shit together you fuckhead. how the fuck do you even have your own place you fucking pile of worthless shit

It'd be less disgusting if you had resorted to diapers instead.
Jesus christ

You should do some research on people trafficking, they sure as fuck dont spend months poisoning someone to abduct them. They take vulnerable girls in the middle of no where. Why would they waste 100s of hours of man power to stealth poison you, how could they traffic anything? Theyd have to do it to 100s of people constantly. You're fucking nuts.

Just piss outside.

Yes to little boys and girl who would want to kidnap a grown ass man who saves his pee. You're the fucking wierdo who buys kidnapped people. Not the other way around.

Yep, I've got the double dose ready to deal with our big, noisy rat problem. He's a crafty one, been leaving a piss trail as big, noisy rats do. I've commissioned to have his favorite pissing posts removed. It will put the big, noisy rat a bit more on edge but its trailblazing will be rendered inert for the next few days so we have some wiggle room.

Kidnap? who said anything about kidnap

Human trafficking is kidnapping you imbred

have you not heard of a toilet? this is crackhead stuff

You also gotta be attractive and not live in your own filth for them to want you

I'm a solid 8/10 ;)
I bet youre a fat basement dweller in your mothers house

Good people die everyday but you get to keep living. It’s like earth isn’t meant to be a good place.

Also meth does this to people. Extreme paranoia wierd activities from staying up days on end. You start to lose yourself seen it too many times. Exhibits all the symptoms of abuse too.

You must have been untreated for a long time to be this fucked up.

Yeah stimulant psychosis is way more manic than this though. This guy has just not been on antipsychotics for very long or hasnt been on them at all.

If these are real, why tf is your piss so fucking dark.
Drink more water, dehydrated fucks.

Take a picture liar

That’s nice of you but you have to be an actual high quality therapist to actually help this man

piss gets darker as it degrades.

been skimming while eating.. Why are you living like this?

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You are no target and never will be. You’d actually be lucky to be noticed by sex traffickers it would be a kindness for someone to acknowledge you. Won’t happen anyway. Can’t you piss out of the window at least?

>OP doesn't go outside
>OP has to shit
>OP gets bottles from somewhere
>OP goes outside

You actually make me sad and angry in equal measures. Sad because of your obviously shit brain and angry that despite how gross you are you still have enough ego to think anyone would risk any kind of prison time to kill or kidnap you. Simply will not happen. Your more likely to die in a random accident which pissing in bottles won’t help. This goes in one ear and out the other with people like you because to you your delusions are real. Truly a broken man

You! You fucking evolutionary wart. Vestigial person.

Not true and it won’t be believed unless you post your face and actually are an 8/10. Although I can’t imagine you posting your face

Boyardee is better cold !

I did actually get diagnosed with drug induced psychosis due to stimulant abuse so funny you should mention that.

my mum got me addicted to them when I was 15

Fucking ridiculous, you abuse stimulants while having prexisting mental illnesses, let me guess the stimulants stop them from poisoning you or something? Fucking pathetic human being. After a certain point I have no sympathy for schizos that lean into their delusions, at least try to fight them.

Who would have thought. Wierd.

Stimulant withdrawl is childs play, if you still take them you're doing it by yourself.

OP ever heard of drano? Or, I guess filling 20 plastic bottles with piss works as well...

No I'm clean for 2 years now since I moved away from mothers den

I guess you dont get out much, thats why you have all this bottled up hate inside of you. Let it out lol xD

Asking the real fucking questions. I'd hope he pisses into plastic bags though, probably less mess.

He says WE don't get out much and he's bottling pee so he doesn't have to leave is 8x8 cell to pee. Like... Dude

>No I'm clean for 2 years now since I moved away from mothers den

I bet you absolute reek of piss.

I feel like there was too much planning that went into pissing into the sink

>I guess you dont get out much
rich coming from the delusional guy who thinks an army of criminal enforcers are creeping into his house to poison him to eventually kidnap him years later.

Fucking mentalist.

This is a dorm not a hostel

I never shit in a bottle but sometimes when I couldnt use the toilet because family gets woken up at night many years ago, I would go outside and take a dump in the bushes

>dont get out
>Bottled up

This must be a troll.

Baking soda neutralizes harsh stanks....use it when my elderly cat has a mistake. If it can handle cat piss smell then it can human smell.
Hot (boiling water) for sink clog.

This makes me want to vomit. A room like that should be considered a war crime.

I guarantee you its a hostel in the UK

Straight filth

it could be a shitty uni halls room, but from the sounds of OPs disastrous mental state its probably a hostel, the only places that would have the fire exit map and rules on the door. Defo UK though

I can definitely say.. This is one of the most interesting/weird threads I've ever seen.

As an avid piss-while-driving enthusiast, this really resonates with me

I have a solution for you. Don't have any drinks available to spike in your room! Pour yourself a fresh water as you walk back to your room from the toilet! While you're at it, you can see a psychiatrist!

This is just unnecessary. Get a fucking life, and learn how to explain your math more clearly

The delusions would say the water source has been spiked or that the food he buys from the store is pre poisoned.

thats what I do now

have you ever caught anyone spiking your drink?
No?
Weird.

kek

actually yes

in your home?
Do tell

Once in a club by the bartender when a guy was buying me a drink. Later that night I remember a following a guy mindlessly before snapping back to it and managing to call a taxi home.

Another time is at a hospital, got talking to a guy and he offered me some water. Later remember walking back with him to his home to 'take a nap' keeps askin gme if i want to 'take a nap' before getting a taxi home again.

Had two 2+ year old piss jugs explode in my room recently...the stench man.

Nigger. Clean your room. Lol. Jamaican stripe beer. Noice.

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Unless they had scapolamine you're just a gullible mentally ill person who gets taken advantage of, no one drugged you. You definitely wouldnt remember or be able to 'snap out of it' kek

update pictures? I'd love to see how you're living now...

>found my stash of [pee] bottles
a phrase that should never have to be said

>thinks he got drugged in a club once
>jumps to criminal organizations are trying to systematically poison him and abduct him from his home

Christ, do you not see how mad that sounds?

seriously. just reading that creeped me the fuck out

In an attempt to prove you aren't a crazy schitzoid, you just proved it.

I was a depressed alcoholic that didn't care about anything...

So you have a sink...but you piss in bottles

well I hope you're in a better place now.. This whole thread is a clusterfuck of pure madness

>I'm not mentally ill
kek

read, the sink is clogged with piss and vomit

>implying that you are worth any amount of money at all

Good dental hygiene is important. Glad you brushing

Looks like it has fucking mold growing all over it

> I couldnt use the toilet because family gets woken up at night many years ago
Why does this result in you taking a shit in the bushes?

Medfag here, when was the last time you went to the doctor? I'm curious to your diagnosis. What do you do for work?

do you actually believe that thing was being used?

I didn't know hostels were that cheap. Lived out of my car for a couple years. It was no where near as nice as that van.

Good news, good news.

I'll go ahead and activate the cameras then.

At least clinical depression. The lack of house care and hygiene are classic symptoms.

Way too logical.

Do you have any dumber ideas?

Yep.

M-moar!?

How do people like this even exist. Just fucking taking up space in the world with meaningless existence. You already said your a NEET which means your probably on the dole from the government which means you don't make enough money to pay taxes and your rent is essentially FREE of charge since you get money for doing NOTHING.
You fucking schizo oxygen thief animal retard. I'm going to travel to Brit and actually fucking poison you so we don't have to listen to your delusions of grandeur any longer.

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Mario cart is the best 64 game ever. You got great taste user

Begging you to drink water

normie.

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I've done this before. But in gallon bottles works much better

>grown ass man
>can’t unclog a sink
KYS OP

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>best thread
Seconded

Just start wearing double diapers and get rid of the piss bottles

OP here, I gotta piss really bad But all the bottles are gone. Except for 2 that are left without caps, I'm thinking about emptying them out the window and reusing them.

stop breathing

I emptied them both out the window and need to collect again. I'm naked and I don't want to get dressed to go across the hall to piss. The flies are really annoying and I hope they go away when they clear the sink.

Wait do they know what your place looks like? Are they coming to clean a "sink" and have to walk through piles of trash and possibly human fecal matter?

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Just fucking drop some chemical shit in the sink to unclog it FFS.