Be me

>be me
>~15
>metal gear solid 3 just came out
>save up hard-earned money to buy a bunch of military gear to look like snake
>every couple of weeks i go out late at night and sneak around town, going into malls and such while avoiding detection
>sometimes i walk through the jungle
>i live in florida, which is very similar in terrain to vietnam and they used to train special forces during the vietnam war in florida
>so its the best place for sneaky beaky
>family goes to ybor city (district of Tampa with a very large cuban population) for vacation to escape hurricane katrina (of course it just ended up turning and we got hit anyways)
>we walk into a cuban tobacco shop
>my mom is a mexican immigrant, starts speaking to the guy in spanish
>looks at me
>"you know user, back in mexico our parents used to let us smoke and drink every now and then. wanna try a cigar?"
>"sure mom, but let me take it home, ill try it later"
>i buy a big, fat, brown cuban cigar just like the one snake smokes
>fast forward a few days, we head back to town, the whole place is ruined
>national guard is there, handing out food and water
>our house is mostly okay, just some fallen trees which i help clean up
>fast forward to night time
>get geared up, sneak out at 1 in the morning to go complete my "mission"
>i decide to head to a big outdoor mall that everybody my age goes to after school
>sneak past armed, uniformed soldiers on my way, i feel like a fucking legend
>finally get to a piece of jungle that overlooks the mall (florida has plenty of places like this, raw untamed jungle right next to developed buildings and neighborhoods)
>kneel down, light my cigar and put it in my mouth
>cuban guy told me not to inhale but i do it anyways
>death_by_coughing.mp3
>finally, i kneel down and get an overview of the mall with my cigar
>feel like a total badass
>make my way across the field
>fuck around in the mall, go into shops with the windows broken, have fun
>suddenly hear something

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>a bunch of ghetto kids from my high school are looting and fucking around, about 5 of them
>i hide behind a counter
>i hear them coming
>they see me squatting down, looking right at them
>they are like 6 feet from me, just staring
>ohfuck.jpg
>"EY ITS DAT WEIRD ASS NIGGA FROM SCHOOL WHAT U DOIN BRUH"
>they begin approaching me
>"EY LEZ BEAT THIS NIGGA ASS AHAHAHA"
>i guess they couldnt see that i was armed because it was so dark
>i have a tippman paintball pistol on a dropleg holster, i unholster it and take out my knife
>KNIFEGUN.png
>about to teach them the basics of cqc
>"Aw shit nigga this nigga aint playin..."
>i begin approaching them, looking like pic related
>cigar in my mouth, gun drawn
>"ey bro lez bounce this nigga serious bro"
>they walk backwards, slowly at first, then pick up speed
>"BRO LEZ GO THIS NIGGA CRAZY BRO"
>feel like a badass, but kinda shaken up
>put out the cigar and go home
>a few weeks later, school is back in
>nobody knows my true identity
>i am snake
>snake is me
Truly, my autism knows no bounds

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you have more snake happenings? this was kind of awesome to read

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You are a legend

Yeah this helped my daily drug fueled diereah alot.

Not really anything interesting tbh

that was boring af and probably fake/ exagerated. I bet OP is samefagging with at least one of these posts
cringy/10 boring shitty blog faggot OP kthxbay~
sage

kys user, OP shared a nice happening, just because your life is uneventful doesn't mean that everything that isn't an incel romance sob story is shit

>t. OP

Kektastic read user,

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