Things you can say at a family dinner, but not during sex

Things you can say at a family dinner, but not during sex

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Ask your mother if she can toss my salad son.

"This taste good, Mom!"

I need a sharper knife.

Pass the butter! This is too dry!

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Hot Sauce would fit well to tuna.

your uncle is coming

Smells like fish.

It's not a phase, dad. This is the real me.

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Had a girl want me to talk dirty. Called her a fucking whore. Didn't get my nut that night.

This turkey is too dry

Oh boy I love fish!

Cream with that?

daddy give me the creampie

you're the best step brother ever

Small serving OK?

Chew before you swallow please

This looks a little under done; throw it back in the oven.

Dad your meat is really thick & juicy

This family dinner is great, I love the food.

I love my meat young, tender and bloody on the inside.

Excuse me, I'm going to go finish at my desk

I found a hair

Pour the gravy in my mouth

Don't freak out but Drew Carrey will be joining us tonight

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This is just as good as butter

It's a bit too sweet

I got stuff to do, so I’m gonna make this quick.

Do you want the white meat or the dark meat?

Does this one have corn in it?

Yo mum, can Chris come too?

Can I give the dog a little taste?

I'm vegan

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It's buffet style

i like this

kek

The cheese tastes great!

lmfao

This is ok but I've had better

Hey, hey slow down! Theres enough of moms pie for everyone to get seconds!

salty