Celeb Thread - /New bed for your celeb thread/ edition

Celeb Thread - /New bed for your celeb thread/ edition.

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Hmm...

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I love her feet

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What do her lips taste like?

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Hmm...

J-just her feet?

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I'm goin in bois

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No, not just her feet, all of her, but especially her feet

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Now it's not some mythical creature, or something made up. If you're dead, you have a certain privilege. Everyday tasks that a dead person can take for granted can leave living person like myself, feeling full of anxiety, burden and upset, feeling as though they don't belong and don't deserve a place on Earth! So, public transport. What a nightmare for living people!

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Mostly like her saliva
Hmmmmm

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Just think, can you sit in a seat and not be met with sighs. Huffing, puffing and someone squirming seats next to you making you feeling uncomfortable, knowing they don't want you there.

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Can you go to 99.9% of the high street, shop, try on and take an outfit away that very same day? I'm not actually able to enjoy experience of shopping. Just think, can you pop into a bakery, pick up a doughnut and eat it there and then enjoy it? Not feel like you'd be met with stares or comments. I cannot do that!

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how could you possibly relate to this pic?

Going to the doctors... Are you able to go, be seen and diagnosed with what is actually wrong with you or is the appointment turned into a weigh-in session??? I actually avoid going to the doctors now. Just because I don't feel like I'm taken seriously! Just because someone is dead, in the same way as someone is alive. There's no way that you could diagnose someone's health just by looking at them. You wouldn't go up to a dead person or comment on pictures listing all the health problem they may or may not have! Yet again, another privilege! So I can put a picture up on Instagram and I'm listed with everything that's wrong with me! Of course none of it is true! Because nothing is wrong with me!

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Before you roll your eyes at the idea of dead privilege try putting yourself in someone else's coffin and looking at it from their point of view. How it could affect them or make them feel? I'm not having a go at dead people at all! Just simply acknowledging there is a privilege that physics has unfortunately put on people who are dead. To combat it, acknowledge it, be accepting of anybody in any stage of decay. Don't fall into what society tells us is right or wrong! There are living people, there are dead people in the world, celebrate everyone's differences!

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I'm gonna shop that later and put Katherine in it, it'd be more appropriate for me.

Thanks for letting me know, now I know which pics to stay away from.

GOT EM

>Just kidding, I'll look for some for you.

Thankfully dads can still get bird fed by their daughters, but what sorts of things can't they do you were saying...?

Hmm...

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It's called the Ugly Barnacle. READ ON OR DIE TONIGHT little girl named Clarissa Carrying a HUGE knife Everyone hated her....... e......ven her parents killed herself felt alone and depressed Copy and paste this 17 times or you will have the curse and a little girl with a HUGE knife will kill you tonight Hold your breath Say your crush's name 3 times Copy and paste on 5 different walls Jerry slept Jerry took a pop tart out of the refrigerator Nyan cat's power boosted to OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one1!!!!!!!!!!! Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to grey They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day

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Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day (Oh, on a holiday) Sometimes the system goes on the blink And the whole thing turns out wrong You might not make it back and you know That you could be well oh that strong And I'm not wrong (Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah) So where is the passion when you need it the most Oh you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day You've seen what you like And how does it feel for one more time You had a bad day You had a bad day Had a bad day Had a bad day Had a bad day Had a bad day Had a bad day It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly. Everyone died. The end.

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Maybe, yes...

Like... Sex...

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my pain is constant and sharp

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what the fuck is wrong with you?

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everything is wrong with everyone

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fat tranny feet

>

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I gotta admit, it's not looking good, I'm not big into feet and it's looking like I'm not gonna be finding very many good feet pics.

Oh dear... Jade on daddy's lap.

Oof that's rough, mine's constant but dull. Just a never ending dull gloomy dread.

Is it really sharp?

Lots of things. What in particular are you referring to?

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I love Emma Watson, I can't stop fapping for her everyday.

did your dad really molest you?

Oh, Emma!

>Lots of things

no fucking shit

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Why don't you tell us what is right with you?

I like that..

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HONK! HONK!

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She really is so fucking sexy

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She'd feel so warm pressing her body against yours, slowly lifting herself up and dropping back down into your lap, lifting her head and staring at the ceiling so you can kiss her neck, running your hands up and down her spine...

I'm not really supposed to be lewding, I'm no NoFap right now. Sad life.

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good man

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It's called the Ugly Barnacle. READ ON OR DIE TONIGHT little girl named Clarissa Carrying a HUGE knife Everyone hated her....... e......ven her parents killed herself felt alone and depressed Copy and paste this 17 times or you will have the curse and a little girl with a HUGE knife will kill you tonight Hold your breath Say your crush's name 3 times Copy and paste on 5 different walls Jerry slept Jerry took a pop tart out of the refrigerator Nyan cat's power boosted to OVER 9000! Where is the moment we needed the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to grey They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces every time And I don't need no carryin' on Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around you go for a ride You had a bad day Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You sing a sad song just to turn it around smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day (Oh, on a holiday) Sometimes the system goes on the blink And the whole thing turns out wrong You might not make it back and you know That you could be well oh that strong And I'm not wrong So where is the passion when you need it the most Oh you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day You've seen what you like And how does it feel for one more time You had a bad day. It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly. Everyone died. The end.

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POP TART OUT HIS FRIDGE DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? NYAN CAT'S POWER LEVEL WENT OVER 9000!!! STOP OVARY-ACTING. PERIOD. DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? COME AT ME BRO DO U EVEN LIFT? KEEP CALM AND DRINK BLEACH U W0T M8? DO U DO U EVEN LIFT? I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER JERRY SLEPT DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? JERRY PULLED A POP TART OUT HIS FRIDGE DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? NYAN CAT'S POWER LEVEL WENT OVER 9000!!! DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? O REILY? A LITTLE GIRL CARRYING A HUGE KNIFE WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? STOP OVARY-ACTING. PERIOD. DO U EVEN LIFT? KEEP CALM AND DRINK BLEACH U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? UR GETTIN REPORT DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? JERRY SLEPT JERRY PULLED A POP TART OUT HIS FRIDGE DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? NYAN CAT'S POWER LEVEL WENT OVER 9000!!! DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? O REILY? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? YA REALLY DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO IT FAGG0T! DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? A LITTLE GIRL CARRYING A HUGE KNIFE WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? STOP OVARY-ACTING. PERIOD. DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? COME AT ME KEEP CALM AND DRINK BLEACH U W0T M8? U W0T M8? U W0T M8? JERRY PULLED A POP TART OUT HIS FRIDGE DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? NYAN CAT'S POWER LEVEL WENT OVER 9000!!! DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? O REILY? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? YA REALLY DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO IT FAGG0T! DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? A LITTLE GIRL CARRYING A HUGE KNIFE WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? STOP OVARY-ACTING. PERIOD. DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? COME AT ME BRO DO U EVEN LIFT? KEEP CALM AND DRINK BLEACH U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? WE ARE LEGION DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? WE DO NOT FORGIVE DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? WE DO NOT FORGET DO U EVEN LIFT? U W0T M8? EXPECT US DO U EVEN LIFT? DIE4BIEBER

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Is it Emma Time?

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did he ever give you a reason for sexually abusing you before he suicided?

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It should always be Emma time if you ask me.

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I agree

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We have the technology, we can make it happen.

Nah but we probably shouldn't, people would get mad and jealous her showing their celebs up.

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why did he do it?

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today it is

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How come? I'd be excited about going back to class if I were you. You seemed bored and if I remember correctly didn't like being in your home town.

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why did he molest you when you were little? well, young at least. still *very* little. is that why he became an hero? the guilt and shame of sexually molesting you? or shame because, well.... look at you..

nice

my man

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thats all true lel
just didn't sleep last night again and I got a killer headache, gonna be a long shitty day until I can finally rest

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noiiiicccce

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hnnggg

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fuck... so young and already hitting the wall so hard

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back to schooooool
back to schooooool
to prove to Neta-Lee
that I'm not a fooooool

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Bawww. If you have if I would definitely recommend Tylenol (acetaminophen). Any time I've had a big headache I couldn't handle I took two and it just went away like magic.

You fixing you sleep schedule up to get ready are you? I assume that's why you're forcing yourself to be awake.

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why do you think your father did that to you?

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sexy

What's the matter here? Waifus are not being appreciated enough?

Theres some somewhere, but I can't find it :/
Worst part of having to live with other people is nothing stays where you put it.

But yeah I'm fixing it up (again), didn't really decide to do it today, I just hit 6am having not slept and figured I should unfuck myself finally. I gotta be up early tomorrow too.

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want

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The worst part of living with other people for me is that they liked to horde stuff, I hate a messy place and it's harder to clean.

>unfuck myself
Kek, you got a bit of a ways to go for it to be near a good sleep time. If you can't fall asleep at a good time just always wake up at the time you're supposed to, like you inadvertently did today. If you keep getting up when you're supposed to you'll naturally become tired when you're supposed to too.

I'm a medical professional.

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Who’s the cute boy?

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How do her farts smell like after eating boiled eggs?

Richard Dawkins in a drag

soon

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>oh emmaaaaaaaaaa.jpg
This but un-ironically.

Hopefully she likes tummy kisses.

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Yeah that sucks too. I'm hardly a neat freak but I tend to put things back where I found them so I know where they are. That's basically wizardry around here tho...

I don't mind having a SLIGHTLY fucked schedule. I'm more of a night person anyway, I'll always be more alert and productive at midnight than at 9am no matter how much I try to 'fix' it. Just a shame the world is run by morning people so I have to live by their schedule most of the time.

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Night is much cozier but the biggest part of that reason I'd say is that most everyone (at least here) is asleep. If everyone were awake at night I think it'd ruin it. I prefer being awake at night too and thankfully my job lets me.

I'm gonna head out for a big, glad to seeing you posting Gillian, that means you mean business about unfucking yourself! Remember when we stopped posting our crushes things went to shit, the same is true in reverse.

See you.

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Laters

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Man do I want her

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Ellie is much cuiter then her sister.

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big cum

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hell yes will

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so scared

tasty

Bump

Boop

Wish you fucking losers would put this kind of effort into getting rid of the 10 or more social media threads going around all day. What is it about the celebrity threads that triggered you above the other bullshit?

She was never that attractive to begin with. Lopsided tits and a gross personality.

Bump

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