I think my neighbor what’s me to fuck his wife

ask him what he had in mind. ask him if you should take her out or just go over.. easy

I’m still None the wiser

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yo is this guy legit? hows his wife, is she hot??

the larp is strong with this one

IT IS TIME user

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Or... get this...

They're a couple with no kids, right? Could they have issues conceiving? What if, they're tricking OP into getting the wife pregnant?

...

aight, ask him if you should drop off the package when she gets home or wait for her to come over, you don't want to surprise her in the middle of smth.

why are you guys falling for this fake shit

I can’t tell if just being neighborly or what. I’ve never known my neighbors anywhere else I’ve lived. Yeah she’s pretty hot, tall blonde skinny

Holy shit! Do you think so? I’m down to fuck her, but I ain’t ready to have no mini mes running around

Package delivered the other day

you don't have her number?

No just his, Will i ask for it?

Time to get them disco panties wet cucky.

yeah tell him if he could forward your number, so you can get in touch with her.

Tape all of it

Would be epic if you could dump a kid in his bitch then move away scott free.

Get in there and deliver the package...and my package I mean your penis...and by deliver I mean fuck this dudes wife.

OP just say:
"Sorry, I've had a few drinks tonight, are you saying you want me to fuck your wife?"
never fails

yeah they want you to do it, but it makes me wonder if it's a trap of some kind. he must get something out of it.

>this

If you don’t send us some fucking pics of her and go blow her back out I’m gonna be mad.

It's possible dude

No. Got
What will I say to her?

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Guess she'll send him pictures or tape it. At least thats how my gf and me are doing things like that

It’s nearly 10am here, don’t think that will work

Just mention that her husband wanted you to keep an eye on her and if she needs help with anything to let you know. Maybe float that it was nice go see her the other day and you'd love go see more of her. Compliment her robe. You're putting your interest out there without coming across creepy. But she's obviously dtf.

Might tell her that her husband gave you her number to do something with her that she isnt so lonely and wheather she got some good idea for tonight what to do ?

Aren't there any sperm banks they can just use? I mean it would be a bit unnecessary to drag your neighbor into your house for that, surely there's at least some cuckolding involved

You can also ask her husband what she might like if he has got some good ideas ;)

You're gonna end up in their dungeon tied to a post forced to suck cock for the rest of your life

Fuck guys I think she wants it now. My hands are shaking with nervous right now

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Go dump a load in her user.

Just pretend shes a single chick and you're trying to get in her pants.. no need to get overworked. Shit.

cuck pics or op is a fag

ask her to show u what shes wearing

Godspeed user, you go fuck her and get free breakfast.

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Make. It. Happen.

Atleast go over there and talk to her in person, decoding texts is pretty hard as it is.

Based Cr1tikal

Better keep us fucking posted. Also if you bang get her to send you nudes for later

Oh boy get that nut going user

Tell her that you are not realy dreesed yet and if that’s ok

Wish me luck faggots
If I’m reading it wrong at least I’ll get free breakfast, so it’s a no lose

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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?? REEEEE

Good move!

Say okay I come over shall I bring something with me to do you a favor ? Or something like that

I do believe its "see ya later, virgins"

>dubs of troof chekked

don't forget to wash your cock lad

Godspeed user.

Send pics after that, good luck, we are all proud of you

Post wins

remember pics or it didn't happen

Take your smartphone with to the pictures

Bruv if this is real there's no way you're reading this wrong, she wants a mack kidda

OP here, you guys are fucking retards lol I'm using a fake text app

I wonder what cereal she has

>be Ryan
>think on for some clout due to flirty neighbours
>go round 'for breakfast'
>end up making breakfast for some other guys girl
>return to Yea Forums

Have sex

You nigger we were rooting for you

Take pics. Don’t fail your bros user

That faggot ain’t the op

OP take pics of everything. Say you're working on a portfolio or some shit

>He didn’t know that we knew

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If it's not Captain goddamn Crunch, the trip is an abject failure

Pics or not real

Lucky charms, cause OP about to get lucky

This is a man who has his priotities straight.

Inb4 she's a shitty cook

ask her how she likes her eggs.

If she says fertilised you are in.

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Post breakfast pics until OP returns.

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Iphone-eZNt.retard

Nice try

Oh shit she wants it
Go over and fuck her retard

lol fuck i finally forgot to change the file name

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>different emoji glyphs
Very convincing.

>Amy, Ryan, John...
You all been baited, just saying

lul good try user
keep going, you can do it

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both are fake however, this guy and OP
you're all being baited by two fags

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Dude she wants you to eat her ass. How kinky

that plus its 05:30 in East coast, no one making breakfast right now, anywhere

The real bait is the friendships we made along the way.

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england u mongoloid fuck

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Europe you freedomfaggot

Maybe they're all super-white people from Nova Scotia.

McDonald's always serves breakfast. Amy is Ronald McDonald confirmed.

To be fair its only 10 30 am in UK Degenerates could be having breakfast now

10:30 and OP not working, yeah, no

Then OP would’ve said ‘flat’ and not ‘apartment’

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I guess things like the second and third shift don’t exist?

I () appreciate you.

idk some britfags say apartment but who says x after a message in america

10:37 and im not working either lol

you think people on Yea Forums have jobs?

Flat is British, also used in Australia, rest of Europe uses apartment.

Same here, not working until 4 this evening

breakfst of champs

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then what are you turds doing up this early?

I lived in a flat, but used the word apartment when speaking to americans. It's common.

add some salt in there and you've got a drink of the gods

Been half an hour. Thread will die before OP returns.

Fapping

did you read the thread, it's all fake

Hopefully he’s balls deep as we speak

No you're fake fuck off faggot

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This

well fuck, that ruins the thread.
Imagine two horse mouthed people fucking. Ok if you're into bestiality I guess...

Fr hopefully he has the story of champs when/if he returns

havent slept yet

are not op u dope

kek

if he went balls deep hed be back already he must be on breakfast already

Mmmm. A nice hot plate of larp.

Breakfast first then fucking, need that wholefibre energy

She gonna give him some scatty sausage links and 2 eggs hanging on nails...

eat healthy bois

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What the fuck is that?

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fuck wrong with u nigga?

Only til 10:30 in the UK

SUCCESS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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This

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bring back nudes

Yyyeeeaaahhhhh!!!

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Gake and fay

I’m still fucking buzzing from what just happened.
Got two clips to share!!!
I’ll write up a green text of what happened soon

nuh uh bro

gj op

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Original image faggot

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ask her to send a nude cuz you want to remember that day

dude, if that's her breakfast and she cooked you the same, you gay

Keep taking pics and posting them OP

Yeah. And I went to school with her.

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Nigga and faggot in the same post....you protest too much..
Larping jebend.

I know her too, I fucked after a club one night. That shit was cash.

oh shit, if you all are who you say you are, I think I know both of you

>people believe this is real
sigh. the screenshots are not even accurate

Yes, it's me. Your dad.

Yes my name is David Davidson.

And I'm your other dad. I'm proud of you.

Dad? After all these years?

This guy isn't OP

I'm OP and you suck dick

No I'm OP and YOU suck dick

No I'm OP and you both suck dick

Where them clips at?

>Be Me
>Went over to hers for some breakfast
>She opens door in her skimpy robe
>No sign of any food
>She takes my hand a leads me towards the bedroom
>What about breakfast I joke
>You and I know I wasn’t talking about breakfast she says
>Drops robe to floor
>Only wearing pink panties
>Tells me to strip
>Starts teasing my rock hard cock with her tounge
>Takes some selfies posing with my cock
>John loves when I tease him she jokes
>puts phone down and starts sucking
>Feels amazing
>Hands me her phone
>Take a few videos
>she sends them to John
>Ask can I take some video on my own phone
>She’s reluctant at first
>Then says ok just don’t get my face in them
>After she done sucking she gets on all fours and tells me to fuck her hard
>fuck her raw, heat of the moment might regret later
>Tell her I’m getting close
>She jumps around and tells me to cover her face
>I happily do
>she smiles and admires my work in the mirror
>This will drive John crazy she says as she send him another selfie
>I ask her to send me the pics too
>She says only for her husbands eyes
Sad face
>Asks to review videos on my phone
>Tells me I can keep them
>but the better not end up on Pornhub
>Tells me to come over again tomorrow night to watch a ‘movie’
Trips gets videos

trips, praise slaanesh

roll

If this is true you're an idiot.

I really feel like this is fake af

don't be an ass and post

Fuck off with trips, we've been waiting for an hour now.

Based

mofo it's 6:19 and i need to fap before sleep

If this is real which I doubt, then that husband should be hunted down and shot dead on the street.

Roll

Just post the dam video

I am the almighty all knowing user. Thread will 404 before trips. Mark my words.

That, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you get trips

Reroll

none

Should have had that bitch make you a breakfast sammich.

Check em!

the only user speaking some sense in here. Why was she not in the kitchen?

check

This is going to be 404ed before we get shit

Have a screenshot

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Roll

Checkem

roll

Aanon pls

Trippps

roll trips

wow faf

the ol razzle dazzle

shes got a hot ass, nice cock btw

gi go go faggot

come on

Stupidest argument I ever read here.
OP, just go for a coffee man, everything will work its way out, trust me.

>all of that is supposed to have happened in one hour

He's using a fake text or fake conversation app. This is all fake. I used the same app to make an ex jealous and the font is a little different and the text blocks are a little fucked up. I can see the difference, I can't believe no-one else noticed.

Fffffffuuuuuuuu

Rollerino

niggers

Just text him, u want me to fuck her too?

ITT we wait for 111

trips

bbc

Idc if it is fake. I just wanna see bitch get railed

let's see...

Roll

Rolllllll

...

Rollololol

user i see pictures of charlie very often these last few weeks and im liking it alot

OP probably spent the entire time looking for some pics and vids to keep his bamboozle juice going

Trips

well, that's the end of the thread

sounds fake but i wanna see

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Rolling for trips

Why must op be a faggot

Even though this is the most fake and gay shit ever, roll for free porn, better be something good, faggot.

Roll

roll

tripz

Roll

Good game user

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Roll

Files converted to webm, now just waiting on them trips.
I’m feeling generous so I’ll accept dub 00s too

Oneeee more, check them trips!

222 get

F

rollio

Reroll

Fukken rollllled

Dubsss 00

U

Nice dubs

Lies. OP is a faggot

...

Trips

222 get

...

...

sgdfgs

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trippp

Theres your dubs op

Fuck!

Now we get to see OP's generosity

222

I did it op, pay up

Tell him your gonna fill her with jizz til she pops.

Judge his reaction

NOOOO

we already have a 00, but i suppose you want a new pair

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rooooll

he's anyway a fag

That wasn’t me, but fuck it here you go.
Dubs get other clip

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Super fake. If was real he wouldn't be worried about trips. He would just post to prove Op isn't a faggot for once

i hope this is real OP

you're an absolute legend...ary retard for not picking up on this earlier though

check out my dubs

I think he just proved you wrong

booya

Are you a fucking turtle?

Trips

YES YES YES!! Fuck the neighborhess!
I want a neighborhood like this

Let's see that ass op

rerr

Winner No 2

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Negative. Its mid day and bright as fuck out those blinds. No way that was earlier this morning

he actually delivered
consistent with screenshot as well

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BRUH

Can you vola this so we can hear her moan

That’s was like 20min ago

You saying this shit could be legit?

>Trips gets videos
don’t post them. Otherwise they’ll end at Pornhub, and you’ll never bang her again...

thanks, upped to m-less and x-videos. Gold status here I go

Do it user or I'm gonna rape your whole neighborhood.
Make us proud you fucking retard

kek

Bit late, huh?

You need to post these somewhere with sound.

To late user

This!

No point can only hear tv in background

kek

Could this be true?

We going to need more video from movie night tomorrow, with sound this time.

Op post cock with timestamp and I'll believe you. I want to believe

I just came

The second video shows a tattoo between her shoulder blades l while the first clip has no tattoo

Hot though

Unless her lips are wrap around it that would prove nothing

faggot, you just want to see the cock, accept it

Who gives a shit, it's hot.

rollzzzz

Can compare cock with the cock in webm

666

this whole cuck thing has to be a meme. I can't imagine how anyone would feel pleasure in having their woman fuck another man, in front of them, emasculate them

Think its just hidden from the angle. Even if this was all fake, which it probably is, why wouldn't he use different clips from the same video?

REROL

HAHAHHS WHAT A FAGGOT U ARE OP

Why not ask to see that bracelet on the guys hand then you faggot??!

Give me trips

Don't know about you but I'd like to pound someone's woman while he hopelessly approves

OP what kinda phone do you use? You can easily take pics of her face while in the act. If she asks you to delete, some phones have it easier to restore

ROL u faggot op

That works just as well. But I love cook

Hard to tell from angle and quality

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LAL

Also, at 36 seconds in the first clip you can see bed sheets are white. Second they are black. Anyone believing this is retarded

lets all appreciate OP for ACTUALLY delivering
it happens once every fagtober the 5st.

kek
Fucking detectives.

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Seen this b4

Y'all thirsty niggas anons.

Op let's your right hand, with that gay bracelet on with a timestamp, then we can be 80% sure this isn't complete bullshit. Also check these trips

rol

that's it though, you wouldn't wanna be the cuck. who'd wanna be the cuck? who'd wanna be so humiliated and draw pleasure from it? if my wife tried to cuck me I'd murder her and the faggot both and wouldn't even mind going to prison

AAAAAHHHHH

Maybe they aren't fucking on a bed?

Is op still here?

Show a face pic, no Dox'ing

Rolll

Idk phone cameras adjusting to brightness that's how it would look. I can believe this is fake but I just think he took an amateur porn and split the clips, I doubt these are all taken from different places that's retarded

this

Fake or not, I throughly enjoyed this tread

>I really feel like this is fake af
who cares at this point, let's see the clips.

Yeah it's a nice lightweight fantasy for everyone to enjoy

Just like subs, and other kinks. Some people are whacked in the head and enjoy that. Use that

So congrats on sex if real and congrats on thread if fake. Well done OP either way

No earrings in 2nd clip. Sorry boys.

No pants in second clip either, we’ve been had anons

You can’t take pants off?

By anons logic you can take earrings off either

I just want to see her tits so bad lol

Same tbh

Make her send nudes, she will enjoy if she turns you on

She only does stuff to emasculate husband