Ask me anything. 20, f

Ask me anything. 20, f.

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will you be my mommy gf

where can I see more of that cat

sho me ur dik

Tits and time stamp. Not asking.

Should I kill myself?

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kill yourself. not asking.

post more of the cat.

You know the rules. Tits or gtfo

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/thread if OP don't delivar

>newfag trying to oldfag so hard

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Don't ask then ye wee plebian


You too pal

You three, jabrony.
Yes babe xoxo


If you ask nicely sweet thang

I bet you’re fat

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show me your dick please? :3

I thought summer was over yet here you are

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>implying

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I bet your bed sheets smell of cum, cheeto dust and tears.
Yours first. Wanna see that chondelie bruv.

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when did you transition?

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Ah, hello fellow oldfag

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Got the snip when I was born mate.

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lol

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why are you this desperate for attention?

Yes.

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Because I'm a sad cunt like the rest of you's.

>I bet your bed sheets smell of cum, cheeto dust and tears.

Best kek I've had in a month.

predicted my bed tbh

Nah that's just spasticated mate

>mfw I get reminded I'm not alone out here.

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jesus christ what a faggot.
suck each others dicks on your own time. this is fucking embarrassing.

How long do you let your whiskers go before you trim?

When will you kill yourself OP ?

keep this thread alive so i can post screencaps in future cringe threads

kek the hell you doing?

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if this brought you here, you're the newfag trash that ruined this place.

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What's embarrassing is that OP hasn't delivered shit

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As soon as you stop being an edgy bastard. Go clean your keyboard.

triggering faggots who use
>kek
and anime memes to prove how le oldfag they are.

whats the matter? you mad?

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bread baking and waiting.

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What height is your cut off for undateable manlet? 5’10?

>implying I'm triggered

have a picture of a completely unrelated subject

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Check’d

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

My ex was 5'8 mate. I think the cut off is shorter than me. As long as they've got strong arms pal.

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God what a faggot!

Any height below 6’0 is literal manlet status.

You’ve dated inferior men. Be gone with you harlot

Telling me you wouldn't wanna get plowed by a fucking gnome with hulk arms? You're the faggot.

Yeah but another ex was 6'6 but he was a proper mong in bed so. There is hope, son.

6'7" here, acceptable in bed at most

height means you dont have to work as hard to keep the girl so why bother

No, no I would not, you; however, already have inadvertently admitted it.

consider looking into An Hero.

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Anyone know what ended up happening to this girl in the pic I cant remember her name

As long as the cunts taller than me, couldn't care less. Dicks a dick.

I like you

british empire detected

Nice use of a semi-colon, son. Also, reverse card. No you.

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Well hello there Einstein mate. Glad to see someone knows the lingo.

Me too.

I'm putting money on brisbane with that combination of try hard and low education

Then you put yer money on the wrong team ya dingo.

ok but more importantly
eagles or essendon tonight?

Neither fam.

But, did you see that ludacris display last night?

>that reference

I am hard

I was worried you wouldn't get it

Love the IT Crowd

This became mad wholesome mad quick.

DID SOMEONE EMAIL US ABOUT A FIRE?!

FOUR. I MEAN FIVE. I MEAN FIRE.

Did time speed up for you too? I don't remember a day of my life at age 18, and the seconds on the clock seem to tick faster

How big r ur boobs?

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I can hardly remember what I ate last night, let alone separating days.

Moar pussy pics

Overwhelmingly average 32D mate. Hbu?

NICE. Mine are just the normal boy size and life is hard

Doesn't normal boy size depend on the size of said boy tho?

Tits or gtfo.

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fuck you user this made me laugh at work

Look all these cucks. Letting this bitch slide with no tits or timestamp.

Here you go ;)

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>The state of Yea Forums for the past few years

Oh, suck my cunt and cry in your pillow.

I AM LATE FOR GOLF!

Thx for reminding me I’m flat-chested even among my fellow males. Without so much as a big fat pair of man titties to occupy my time with. Life truly is suffering

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Glad mate

HELLO COMPUTER!

SHOES!!!

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ARE YOU SURE?! ARE YOU SURE?! ARE YOU SURE?! ARE YOU SURE?! ARE YOU SURE?!

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I'm sorry mate. All they do is make you sweaty and jiggle a bit anyway. Don't believe you're missing much.

You fucking retards all of you. There is a reason for timestamps and boobs. Its to prove you are talking to a real female and not a larping faggot with 3 dick rate threads at once. Fucking idiots

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So you are fat then

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Well this has quickly become the best fur thread I’ve seen in a long time

>make you sweaty and jiggle a bit
Dear god do you even hear yourself? That’s ALL I want

Begone thot

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HAVE A BATH? RIDE A BIKE!

Are you a real Male though mate? How can I be sure?

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a sad cat for you

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Would you agree that Women are infantilized/treated like retarded children when it comes to anything regarding sentencing for crimes? I also believe that women, I guess you’d call them instagram thots, are sort of using lonely men for their own profit? Would you agree that a woman cannot experience pain and loneliness the same way a man can? I honestly believe that. People will say ‘have sex’ or something because they’re mentally retarded, but no, sex causes more problems than it is worth. Would you agree that most women seem to be weak minded politically and easily influenced by liberalism? For the record I have a girlfriend whom I want to start a family with, so no, I’m not an Incel. I would say Volcel more than anything.

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OP do you like older guys? Im 37 and im trying to hook up with a 19 year old at work. is this possible

FUCK OFF

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Assuming you're serious.
Yes, I agree completely. They are.
I also agree to that. There's a lot of ladies out there that do that, yes.
I disagree with that.
I agree that women are weak-minded politically and easily influenced, yes.

nice dubs but why should i fuck off. last girl i mewssed with was 28.. 19 is the next step

I'm 6'5, I purposefully tell people I'm 5'11 just to fuck with them. Done this to a few guys at the bar trying to hit on my female friends.
Goes something like this
>"wow dude you're really tall"
>nah I'm only 5'11-6'0
>"there's no way man, I'm 5'10"
>sorry bro somebody lied to you, I'm really only 6'0 at most after I wake up.
>Girls snigger at the pathetic manlet cuck until he feels uncomfortable and awkwardly slips away

Lol yeah, go for it jabrony. Lots of my friends like old blokes. Just keep it legal son.

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is calling out dubs these days a newfag giveaway

Thank you. I'm going to add this to my extensive collection of mildly blurry cat photos.

last girl i fucked with 28.. and im 37 shit was cash

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I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.

Pretty mean tbh. Poor little lads.

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I aint claiming to be one for the purpose of a thread

Shit you got me lad

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Wanna bang?
20, m.

No I like old men.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

there's a picture of "my butt" to accompany my question

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He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

30 M here. Where in Scotland are you?

That one part that's not Scotland mate.

It obviously isn't an exact fucking transcript of the conversation, but it's happened a few times. Most just laugh but I manage to convince like 1/3 people that they're shorter than they really are.

newfag pretending to an oldfag

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What's the opposite of big dick energy?

Your entire ancestral history and bloodline leading all the way up to you being a useless faggot that has to interpret a joke as being literal on a Taiwanese cat skinning forum you mouth breathing cock drummer.

Calm the fuck down and take a joke you flaming homosexual.

Thread is cancer

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Answer the question, OP.

trips mane thats thread

Do u want a doggy?? Arf

fuck off vorefag

>20 f

>Ask me anything.

Yea I got one, why you lying?

>reposting a gif from an older thread thinking it means shit and that the real oldfags aren't eternally watching every thread
succ benis

>using vorefag outside of a drawthread

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Teehee I don’t mind ;)
See anything u like XD

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Yep.

no u

Very poor bait.

Whatever u put out fagit

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underrated post

Newfag trying to be an oldfag inception

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Nice Trips

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tits or gtfo

Check these digits you FOOKIN cunts

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Romans 6:23 kjv
>For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

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>thread started over 8 hours ago
>still going because of bad mad new fags