I have never masturbated in my life, not even once

I have never masturbated in my life, not even once.

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i dont believe you

now why would you lie on the internet

That's probably because your balls haven't dropped yet.

if I was lying it would be a lot more extravagant that that.

lying on an anonymous image board is low, even for you

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I see you too are a religious person with no arms using text to speech. What a coincidence.

Prove it. Provide camera footage for every second of your life from birth until now. Timestamped. In HD.

let's say you never masturbated,what you realised with that?prostate cancer?

I'm not really sure what you're asking, I don't have prostate cancer if that's what you mean.

Men who don't masturbate are 9x more likely to have prostate cancer at a young age. If you don't have it now, you will later

what kind of wizard are you?!

just realized I actually posted a picture of a wizard, I was looking for any random image, that wasn't even intentional.

also filename
why not masturbate tho?

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I just never started and now I won't because not many people are able to honestly say they've never masturbated.

OP roll for masturbation odd jack off evens go to bed

not a worth trade fam but gl

Cumming for the first time was the worst feeling on earth, like pissing yourself. I cant imagine feeling that as my first sexual experience with someone. I feel really bad for you OP.

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I have cummed in my sleep before, the first one was pretty bad.

I met someone who never masturbated, they would have bomb ass wet dreams once every 1-3 months.

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