Alright guys, after years of science research and studying I have come to the conclusion that traps are, in fact...

Alright guys, after years of science research and studying I have come to the conclusion that traps are, in fact, NOT gay. This theory was proven to be a scientific fact as the result of numerous in-depth tests.

The biggest factor in this is that the body releases completely separate chemicals and activates different synapses when a straight Male encounters a 'Trap' Female.

In a homosexual interaction the mind has been conditioned to search for a member of the same sex to recieve pleasure but NOT produce.

A straight Male will see either a Female or a 'Trap' female and try to reproduce regardless. For all intents and purposes the body completely recognizes and accepts 'Trap' females as standard females. In fact, results have proven that 'Trap' females produce the same pheromones and estrogen used to attract and arouse males as normal females. The human body has no way of innately detecting whether a female is a 'trap' type or not, humans have no 'xx' 'xy' sequence detector. Theoretically speaking, a Male may be completely unaware that their partner is actually a 'trap' female until long into their relationship, possibly not finding out until well into their marriage or even to their death bed.

We have concluded without any doubt that traps are not gay.

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Explain why there are heterosexual men who do not fuck traps.

Straight up

if you're not man enough to suck another man's cock and balls you are a fucking pussy. Can you kick a tough guy's ass? Great, but can you lick it with your balls? You are still a cuck and a complete bitch because all that tough guy has to do is whip out his bag and you'll run away like a faggot. Not me. I can slap a badass tough guy's nuts on my forehead til it leaves a red mark. I can jam a crazy straw right up your dick hole and suck the cum straight out of your balls. I can straight up whipe the half-dried shit stains off a powerlifters ass hole with my sack and hang myself with his floppy. And I will.
And don't even get me started about how gay pussy is. It's an organ that's literally purpose-built to be a cock sleeve and to extract semen from man dick. Would you lick another man's fleshlight? Fuck no. So why would you touch a girl's pussy? I'd rather tie my taffy balls in a palomar knot and slide down a huge muscle man's rock hard cock like a fireman's pole.

That's right, faggot. I'll kick your ass but I'll fuck it first.

Bump

To put it simply, they aren't telling the truth. They're hiding their body's urges and attractions to an unhealthy extent.

Believe me, I used to lie and say I didn't like traps all the time, I even went to grave extents trying to prove that they were gay. In the end this same research is what brought us here today in trying to prove myself right I found the opposite was true.

How are traps not gay. The trap himself is gay. He couldn't handle being a man and is trying desperately to become something a man would want. Also 99% that is underaged.

no faggot you are just gay

so basically you're coming out to all of us as a complete faggot but like mac from it's always sunny style right?

faggot

traps are not gay going by the simple fact that gay men don't really feel attracted to them

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Correct, the same pheromones and estrogens are not produced by either side.

For all intents and purposes, they are infact women with a penis. They literally produce the same pheromones as women in heat. In several blindfolded tests heterosexual men couldn't tell the difference.

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sucking a trap's dick is straight right up until the moment you swallow her cum, at which point it turns gay.

Its gay lol

You are delusional, two penises do not make a straight.

Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot.

It's still gay. It's like the layover town between bi-curious city and Full Blown Gayville

it cancels out the gay polarity.

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I'm gay and not into traps.

I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't be listening to scientists that got a online degree from California.

hmmmm but /lgbt/ says it isnt gay

look just because im a guy that likes guys in girls clothing doesnt mean im gay

lol this fucking episode

A scientific test for those of you who don't believe facts.

Is the woman in this picture a 'Male' or 'Female'?

Don't think too hard. No photoshopping has been done.

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>Alright guys, after years of science research and studying I have come to the conclusion that traps are, in fact, NOT gay
Traps have dicks, therefore they are gay
Stop lying to yourself faggot.

Looks female. Prove it isn't?

shemale

It's a shemale.

It's a woman, your body can not decipher whether she's a 'female male' or 'female female'

Want to try another one?

Protip: You will not beat a scientific fact

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photoshpped gigantic FAGGOT

>it has clown eyebrows
it's a clown

Not at all.

New one:

Which of these is a women is a male?

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*Which of these women is a male?

Fuck autocorrect

pretty sure the middle one is you FAGGOT

Middle

TL;DR

traps are gay

/LGBT/ is a containment board for the mentally ill

Correct, I left the low hanging fruit to prove a point.

You're unaware until it is pointed out to you.

Want to try again?

This time they will be all 'female males' no 'female males'.

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It's gay if you view the person in question as a guy.

It's gay if you believe a guy enjoying a different "unit" at all is considered gay.

Otherwise, it's whatever you think, straight or otherwise.