Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

I exposed my dick to my sister while she was dressing for night out. She started screaming

Talk about awkward at the dinner table the next day.

how old were you? How old was she?

how was the legal process so i know what to expect user

shoulda asked to see her's, could have negotiated a twofer with pussy and tits

why didn't you have her pull down her pants and suck her dick to examine it?

She was pretty confused the next day, I hope she didn't tell to our parents about that

No because you can get locked up for that shit

>Lived in Tokyo for a few months for work. Befriended a local dude who told me that guys flashed their cocks at school girls all the time when their train left the station and the police don't give a shit because all they do is make sure the trains leave on time. I saw him do it and thought it was the coolest shit.
>I tried it on my own one time and this guy stopped me. I told him to fuck off because the train is packed with suits and figured it was an old dude who can't mind his own business.
>The guy rolled up his sleeves and he had another sleeve under his shirt. Wait, are those tattoos? And why does this commuter have all these tattoos of ghosts and samurais?
>Don't know if they're Yakuza or just small timers but they kicked my ass and threw away my pants and underwear with the whole train watching me.
>Now I understand the suicide rate in Japan.

No, but I've done worse. I had missionary sex with my wife for the sole purpose of procreation. Under the covers. In our marital bed. With the lights off. I pulled down my pajama pants while under the covers, she never took off her night gown. So no genitals were ever exposed. It was a bit much, tbh, and I don't think I'll do that again.

Was at a concert once. Outdoors. We snuck in. About 15 years old with a group of friends. One girl I was with was so hot and had a perfect bubble butt. Guess it was too much for the 35+ guy behind her. He had it out and was rubbing it on her ass. I was a dumb young kid I thought he was wasted and was going to piss on her so I just moved her away.

how did she react

She either never knew, was terrified, or was okay with it.

kid come out yet?

almost 2 years ago my gf at the time (now wife) and I were drunk with 3 other couples and 2 single girls at a friends place. the conversation turned sexual and we were talking about how guys notice that every girls pussy is different. some are innies and some clits are flapping in the wind. Then the conversation went to how much bigger a dick gets when it's hard, and I commented how I can be less than 2 inches sometimes soft, but always 6+ hard, and closer to 8 if i push the skin at the shaft down. one of the single girls was amazed by this, and my friend's gf offered to show her how his would grow, and made him pull down his pants in front of all of us

Four of them. The other three were not for the sole purpose of procreation.

he was much more fit than i was, and his soft dick was bigger than mine for sure... 3-4 inches... she started to jerk him off in front of everyone and then it turned into a little show and tell. within 5 minutes all three guys had their dicks out, hoping the girls would get naked too but it never got that far

Not in real life, but I've sent 2 dick pics to my sister in law. She just laughed it off and said it's no big deal. She hasn't told anyone so far, so lucky thing there I guess. I do wish she would reciprocate, but obviously she's not into me, so whatever.

>flipping burgers at subway

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did you as well? were the women all staring?

ya after the first guy had his out and got hard, the first guys gf and the single girls were pushing me and the other guy to do the same, my gf was uncomfortable about it, but i left it up to her and after a couple minutes i guess she got in the mood and agreed. she pulled mine out and he was already half hard by the situation so it wasnt so embarrassing. when she started jerking me off i got diamonds hard even though i drank so much

Anyone cum?

Dubs so it must be true.

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nobody came. it got a bit awkward when the single ones told one girlfriend to suck her bfs dick. i think all of our gf's realized we were putting on a show for the two single girls... the vibe got weird after that and i had the worst blueballs since i was a teen

Girls have seen me naked when I've been skinny dipping. Another time I was walking to my dorm room after showering while wearing only a towel. Three girls were walking by, and I "accidentally" dropped my towel.

>putting on a show for the two single girls

Hottest thing ever, why would you quit then? Why not let them join or take turns?

all 3 of us guys wish that happened... but if your gf says put it away... you better listen or deal with the drama for a long long time

should slap them into submission

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I did graduate. Not with honors, though. I was a super star athelete at my shitty small town school. Lost all my scholarship opportunities. Fucked up my life.

Legal process was basic - luckily I was a juvie or I would of had to register as an offender.1 yr Probation, 80 hrs community service. Off the hook after that.

I'm a welder now making 50k a year

This was my uber driver. I got hard and pulled it out after she played into my advances. She let me cum on her hand while we were driving. Sent this then nothing.

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USA?

Yes. I lived in Ohio when it happened

Surprised they didn't go harder on you. US sex offender laws are fucking nuts, even for juveniles.

story?

It was 2005. I cant remember all the charges now. Gross sexual impostion, sexual misconduct, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct. 0 prior history of lewd behavior. I was 17. I got lucky

Got caught jerking buy a boy in my school. After that, there were rumors about me.

Was at a very male dominated party one night with my girlfriend at the time, there was only two other girls there to about 9 or 10 guys. I don’t really remember why but me and a close friend just got full naked and came running through the house, from there it degenerated quickly into the other guys wanting the girls including my girlfriend to take their shirts off. Ended up having my first ever foursome that night but I’d drunk so much and was so nervous about it that I couldn’t get a hard on and pretty much just watched my girlfriend eat out and make out with another girl while the other guy fucked her haha

serves you right you pathetic homo

I wasn't trying to get caught, faggot.

Was high as balls once and some Jesus freaks came door knocking and I answered without pants. Was an old lady and a girl that was probably high school or college age. The old lady kept trying to get me to "accept the lord".

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>be marry
>on family vacation
>Christmas party with my in-laws
>very lame
>my wife, sister inlaw and brother inlaw bagan drinking
>my wife got drunk after a few drinks and passes out
>brother in law leaves for the day
>only me and my sister inlaw in the living room
>late at everyone is sleep cus Christmas
>feel tipsy and frisky
>pull my dick out towards my sister inlaw
>she stares at it
>began jerking
>she starts to lick her lips and pulls a titty
>im getting hard
>I’m jerking next to my sleeping wife
>sister in law is encouraging me
>she is doing hand gestures
>she is smiling
>I signal to suck it
>she does not want to suck my dick
>she just want to see
>I’m dripping precum all over the sofa
>she flashes her hairy pussy at me
>yolo I’m so drunk I do not give a fuck
>I let go of my dick
>my dick is so hard and pulsating of excitement
>I’m just looking at my sister-in-law tits and pussy
>I bagan to ejaculate
>she smiles and give me a wink
>pull my dick back to my pants
>instant shame
>to this day she has keep my secret

without a condor?

>go out to club and finally catch a date with a girl
>she grinding on me in the club
>so buy her a drink and steak dinner and were heading back home
>says she wants to stay over!
>late night she lights candles
>tells me she thinks im big
>im actually a shower guy so i unzip
>she says oh wow its huge let me see it grow
>it barely grows it just stands up straight :(
>she doesn't say anything
>later overhear her tell her friends that she thought i would be bigger

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Sex without the sacred condor is the ultimate in blasphemy!

I travel a lot to third world countries for work and have made so many maids watch me jerk it and clean up my jizz at the hotels I’m staying at lmao.

It’s a fetish thing. I don’t want to fuck them, just want them to watch. And they can’t say no, because women have no rights in Tanzania or wherever the fuck I am at the time.

I often fantasize about my sis in law (I'm nearly old enough to be a dad to her). She sent me lewd photos on text then started to freak out saying it wasn't for me and asked me to delete them.
I just assumed it was mistake so I thought nothing of it.
Then one time when we're are having a family dinner a few weeks after that happened she apologized to me in private. I'd forgotten about it by then. But she asked me out of curiosity if I liked it.
I just gave her a smile and and told her , that's for me to know and you to find out.
She got flush red and ever since she avoids me when we have family gatherings.
This was about six months ago.

Noice, good luck, some women have a thing for having what their sister is having, is some repress taboo shit.
Try some booze and see what shakes looses.

>Be me
>Girl who was neighbor and romantic interest at the time met up in a corner between our houses
>showed and touched eachothers privates but didn’t really know what to do besides be amazed by how she didnt have any openings or anything
Saw it from a top view so I could only really see her mound
>little sister of female friend comes out and sees us then runs back in her house
>she tried to convince me that she’s young and doesn’t know what she saw
>cool at first but then took off back to the house when thinking about dad finding out and beating my ass
>found out later that her dad beat the shit out of her and we never spoke after that because I moved away

Saw her a few years ago and she grew up to be a tall and chunky girl

Sent an anonymous dick pic via tumblr to a girl in my friend group in high school.
She posted it on her blog making fun of it and then later showed the other people in my friend group saying it was the smallest dick she'd ever seen. Still no idea if she realized it was me.

my dick isn't that small

lmao sure thing tiny

weak. You should have shown her what a hard on was.

i'll have you know my dick is a proud 4.5 inches

An unwanted dick will always be ridiculed.

Sometimes I wish this website had a like system or some shit for comments like this

Wipe your dick, tard

I had two female friends arguing over whether or not I was the kind of guy who would send them a dick pic.

So, the one who didn't think I'd send it shoots me a text. "Hey, send me a dick pic"

I ask if she is fucking around.

She still didn't think I'd do it.

Needless to say neither of them considered me gun shy ever again lol.

Years later the girl who didn't think I'd send it took pics of me and our stripper friend sudsing it up in the shower. Good times. I miss that stripper friend. Coke OD OP

lmao this nigga wipes his dick
You also pee sitting down?

When I was about 9-10 my friend and this girl we both liked were playing in a car park that had these metal bars with signs on.

We would hang from them and see how long we could last... then one of the times we did it she said she wanted to pull our trousers down to make it funny so me and my friend hung from the bars and she pulled our trousers down but then also pulled our pants down too

She stood there looking, pointing and laughing at us

It still turns me on to this day just thinking about her wicked laugh... uhhh

Went to the psychiatrist this tuesday. The quite attractive nurse that took care of me there told me there would be a urine test, to check for drugs. Turns out that it was going to be under surveillance by her. She had to look at my penis while I took the urine test, to make sure I didn't cheat. It was the most difficult piss I've ever taken.

I haven't shown my penis to ANYBODY since puberty, because I'm not 'well equipped' at all. Far from it. Not micro, but still nothing that would impress literally anybody. I'm 24 years old now.

>Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend
Yes. We were on a holiday trip with a mixed group. We were quite drunk and the girls talked about dicks. After my gf said that I can make the helicopter without hands, they got curious and asked me to show. They were very impressed!

>Be me
>Pretty dudebroy girl
>Basically a dyke who likes guys
>Most friends are guys because I don't know how to talk to girls
>Friends all basically see me as "one of the guys"
>No I'm not delusional, I've been around guys long enough to tell the difference between friends and friendzoned
>We usually hang out and drink beers together
>Wrestle a lot, fight, never any sexual tension
>We decide to go on a cruise with the bois
>2h car ride
>Car is packed, I'm sitting in the middle
>We spend the whole ride being loud and obnoxious, screaming to 80's rock
>Driver starts racing an old man
>We all start hyping him instead of yelling lyrics
>Car passes us, we pass then, it's a very passive race
>Other driver passes us ang gives us a thumbs up
>OhItsOn.jpg
>My friend in the passenger seet unbuckles his belt as we prepare to pass the car again
>He whips out his dick and presses it against the window

This is the second time he casually whipped out his dick in front of me, the first time was in my kitchen in front of his girlfriend, because we always joke about him having a small dick and she got upset about it, so he wanted to prove her wrong

GFs younger sister (21) was staying with us. When she was showering I convinced my GF to fuck as her sister was in the bathroom. Positioned myself on the edge of the bed, visible from the door which I had left partly open. GF was riding me and I pulled her forward onto my chest just as her sister quietly opened the bathroom door (I assume having heard her sister’s moans). She stood and watched as I rammed my cock into my GFs pussy. I’m only a little above average in length but really thick so it always looked good when I stretched my GFs tight long-lipped pussy.

Her sister didn’t know I could see her watching in a mirror and I fucked my girl as hard as I ever did so her sister could see my thick cock.

This is quite hot. Did her sister enjoyed it?

She started being much more overt and flashed “innocently” quite often when she was round - even peeing in the only toilet in our apartment when I was already in the bath “because she was desperate”. Sadly, I split up with GF and sister stayed in touch a while then contacted me to say she’d been told by my ex to stop. I did get to see her pussy (the longest lips I ever saw) and hear her get railed but never did it myself.

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wtf did this really happen lmao

What do you think? Duh

When I got my piercing there was a period where I could be asked to show it in front of larger groups of girls. And that spread so after the larger groups had seen it they would tell other girls that would come and ask to see it.

>I saw him do it and thought it was the coolest shit.

My sides

I've showered with my nieces quite a few times

>I did get to see her pussy (the longest lips I ever saw) and hear her get railed but never did it myself.

How old are you and how old is she?

Best not to know

They are 7&9. I'm mid 20s

GTFO

i was at a lake camping with friends they invited up a friend of theirs i knew her from elementary. we were sleeping and she tickled my feet i thought it was weird but she seemed to be begging me for attention. We started making out and she guided my hand to her pussy, i put her hand on my cock but she was nervous to do more with so many guys around so we spooned closely all night

They really were. I could draw them from memory

> Haha

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Story?

So she didn’t actually see you cock which is the theme of this thread?

Impressive! Why haven’t you banged her after your brakeup?

How about you take this shit private - we don’t want to know

She didn’t want to go behind my ex’s back after she’d ask her to stop seeing me. She definitely wanted to but knew her sister would freak out if she found out

This is sick and wrong and more details would be terrible to hear

They stay with me fairly often, we go to the local pool/rec center a lot. We shower there before we go home

she did she looked at it and stroked it a bit

A pity. Maybe you’ve chosen the wrong sister... any pics?

>senior in high school
>have female best friend with 4+ years of sexual tension between us
>she wanted to date but I was porking some blonde whore at the time
>stop porking whore
>taking friend home from school one day
>flirting, threaten to whip it out
>bullshit user you won't
>whip it out, eventually convince her to grab it
>try to get a handy but she wont cause she's got a boyfriend

She is now married to the boyfriend with 2 kids, and I haven't had sex or even kissed a girl since the whore I was porking before. This was 8 years ago. I work in a restaurant and live with my parents still. Goddamn I need another drink

cousin asked me what it looked like, got caught by my sister when jerking, and had some friends have me show them mine and they show me theirs

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this is retarded fantasy shit you neckbeard

This was years ago so no pics. I got rid of them all after we split. Her sister was definitely the dirtier of the two of them (although my GF was up for most things). Given a time machine and knowledge we were going to split anyway I’d definitely try to fuck her sister or suggest a threesome (you never know...shoot for the stars!)

>Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general?
Know female friend for 10 years. We go out to dinner one time on a lark, then back to my place, then 2 bottles of wine, then she gets naked and I whip my dick out put it inside her.

Actually a true story, although I do have a neck beard. Her name was Jordan, and her husbands name is also Jordan.

Who the fuck would invent a story about not getting a hand job and becoming a worthless drunk who lives with mom and dad lol

>Who the fuck would invent a story about not getting a hand job and becoming a worthless drunk who lives with mom and dad lol
the part where you were always a loser, not porking some hoe, and you're inventing some story of a high school crush you had 8 years ago.

>laughed it off and said it's no big deal.
Small dick

I legit jerked off right next to my mother after she fell asleep, she had cable and I sneaked up to watch cinemax. I was like 12. Last year she casually told me she always knew

Lol just because you didnt get free pussy in high school doesnt mean everyone else didnt either

Sorry you didnt enjoy what was probably the only real story contributing to this thread mate. Maybe someone will post a greentext soon about how they whipped their dick out in class and all the cheerleaders sucked it while the teacher ate their ass and you can bust your nut

One time when i were younger, we were drinking with some friends (2f and 1m). after some time (and many shots) me and girl a i had crush on back then, remained alone and started to be more "touching" and daring. She said that she want to see my cock, but she didnt expected from me to really done it. I pulled my pants and gave here a close look at it. She was surprised but seem in temptation. We laught it off and later that night drunkedly makeout together.

who the fuck even cares about high school? grow up retard, or you going to continue living in fantasy?

do you know how to type in basic english?

gtfo

not my first language, where did i made a grammar mistake/s?

>while the other guy fucked her haha
>haha

cmon man

>couple of years ago
>used to stay for the weekends at house of my (now ex) gf and her family
>her sister likes me
>kind of a sibling relationship
>sister often breaches into room in the morning when gf and I still in bed/asleep to wake us
>use to sleep in loose Boxers and often without blanket
>happens that my dick or balls hanging out to one side when I wake up
>sure she realized it every once in a while
>continues doing it
>even jumping on the foot part of the bed to sit between gf and me
>now I’m sure she did on purpose
>one day after lunch gf, sister and I take a nap in our bed
>we are all cuddling
>gf has to leave for some reason
>her sister still cuddles me, resting her head on my chest
>get the idea to get my dick out and take a pic of dick next to her face
>get it out, take pics
>no selfie cam so I need to rely on my aim
>check pics, aimed well
>double check, see sisters eyes are open
>get schocked
>sister still pretends to sleep
>get excited and diamonds
>stay like this for a while until I hear gf is coming back
>never talked about it, but she kept continuing waking us
>from that day she even jumped in our bed to cuddle and now only wearing panties and loose shirt with no bra or ran around the house like that when I was there

imagine someone getting so worked up because fags make fun of you on an anonymous imageboard, you must be a really insecure loser

Didnt you queerbaits even read? Goddamn right I'm a loser thats why I'm drinking myself to death and getting worked up on an imageboars

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how old was the sister

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19 at that time

kek
on this note I am going to bed brethren

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how old you and the gf?

gf was 17 and me 21

Why haven’t you banged the sister? At least after the breakup?

guys don’t do “friendzoned” bullshit fyi. that’s some stupid women metagame shit. if they’re hanging around you, you’re fuckable hth

>Have you ever exposed your penis in public
Damn sure I have

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Is there a vid to this pic?

Well, I really would have done so, but I missed the chance. Sexual tension was always high between us. Especially since then. And she was always that shy and naive kinda chick. But also very faithful in relationships. After gf and I broke up I didn’t contact her sister for like more than a year and after I decided to give it a shot (basically after I revenge fucked ex gfs two former bffs) she just recently got a new boyfriend and didn’t even wanted to meet me. For sure she knew what I was up for and didn’t wanted to get an opportunity to make a ‚mistake‘

Did he like it?

Let me rephrase your question
>have you ever sexually harassed someone

Got discord? Wickr?

Gf’s friend agreed to a bet. Punishment was getting hit in the face with my dick. She lost.

No. Sry

Yeah to @dashikiii on Instagram. She sent back an asshole and pussy pic. Not what i expected but it was nice still

Would love to know more

In your defense 95% of dudes tend to only have females friends for other reasons than just friendship in mind. But could be genuine. Don't have many female friends id consider a bro in that way, but it is a thing.

pathetic

I'd never do anything "bad" with them but I'll admit they are cute af.

Show them to us

Nice! Imma perv i want to pics thats why i wondred if you had anything else instead of this site

If I could I would share. Sry

Once more in English?

Nope, but when I worked in a mall department store one of my co-workers carefully arranged his nutsack to hang through his zip, so that it could be clearly seen dangling just under his jacket front. He then made his way around the store, changing floors in an elevator across the hall from the corporate office, and nobody noticed, till he pointed it out about a half hour later.

Sometimes I wish it had a system for faggots like you

>and threw away my pants and underwear with the whole train watching me.
Man, that story took a hilarious turn.

Hey, I heard about this.

Unlikely unless you're from 937. It happened in Feb 2004. Never made the news, like a friend of mine did, for fucking around with one of his players on the JV girls bball team. He did have to register. Retard.

I have a friend that have been exposed and touched in the subways in LA, i know it was one of you anons

Stfu pajeet you don't have friends

Yes. I was a big time flasher in my 20s. This was back in the mid 200s. Personally, I don't recommend it. The high from it is exhilarating and addictive and will get you in serious trouble.

Try bulge flashing and dont go further than that. Always make it seem accidental. Do not push it and do not go overboard.

>You also pee sitting down?
You will realize that's the way to go if you have to clean your bathroom by yourself. I don't like the smell of urine everywhere.

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exactly. once ur mommy doesnt make u tendies and doesnt clean after u things will change unless u wanna live in filth

>being this insecure about your masculinity

Is there any type of females that you enjoyed flashing in particular?

I liked flashing women shopping in parking lots. Especially MILFs. I'd park beside them and watch their legs as they got in and out of their vehicles. I had one watch me once and talked with me for a bit. Haha. I should have stuck with older women. Basically if they feel safe, you are typically in the clear but if you're threatening to them, then your fucked.

>be 22 and single af
>chill with good female friend who i know would never be interested in me
>shes also looking for a bf and we start talking about it
>damn those friendzone feels
>she asks me why im forever single
>i tell her im not very confident, sexually as well
>she asks why and says i can tell the truth
>i open up about doubts about my dick as im having a slight phimosis (uncut eurodick)
>not sure if i can perform without pain, also dick might look weird
>she tells me i shouldnt worry but i object as she doesnt know how it looks
>she wants to see
>mfw
>i ask her if shes sure and whip it out after she says yes
>to show the phimosis i have to get hard so i start jerking it
>she looks at my boner for a good moment and says it looks fine and not too tight
>okay now pants back up user, this is getting wird
>MFWWWWWWWWWWW
>go home with blueballs of doom and jerk off 3 times

For a couple years right after college there were three of us high dchool friends living in the same apartment complex. We all had jobs and were just starting out. We were two guys and a girl. Every weekend we hung out and drank beer and listened to music. The female friend always brought her roommates and friends. Anyway, I’ll cut to the chase. I got naked in front of all if them one night, and she took a picture. I didn’t care. We all thought it was funny. That girl provided me with so much pussy.

Did you ever get to have sex with someone you met when flashing?

No. Most success I got was a blush here and there, or that one MILF who watched me for a bit.

How many times did you get arrested?

fair enough.

She sounds really hot though. childhood friends are my thing too

Too damn many. I was insane.

However, I recently started seeing a new doctor who is a babe. Here is a story for ya.

She's a cute MILF. Probably late 30s to early 40s at most. Slender. Takes care of herself, very confidant, personable, and a pretty forceful personality. A bit brisk and to the point, but I like that. She is very pretty, and her voice is incredibly sexy. She kind of resembles actress Lina Fiorentino in the late 90s. She has an intense positive sexual energy about her.

I have never had a physical that involved taking my pants off before. It's always been vitals and blood work.

This time, it was different.

She mentioned it was be a "head to toe" exam. Which, hinted at what was to come. I'm sure she knew I was a bit thrilled.

She checked my organs for pressure points under my shirt, and that felt nice, and also checked my pulse in my calves, which also felt surprisingly good, and also offered me an inadvertant downblouse view of her tits. She's probably a large B or small C cup at most.

Then she told me me to take my pants off while standing. This was surreal.

I pulled them down, and stood there in front of this attractive lady while she sat in her chair, eye level with my cock and balls.

Let me take a moment to say I have not flashed anyone, other than a bulge flash, in over ten years. This was sensory overload, and I looked to the side to avoid eye contact.

She rubbed my balls gently with a gloved hand, and looked intently down at me. I can't remember if she touched my shaft or not. I'm kicking myself that I didn't take the entire moment in due to a bad case nerves. However, I did look down while she did the ball check, and the whole turn and cough thing. Then, after she was done, she took a moment to gaze at my crotch and was quiet. She has a look on her face that was sexy. I really think she was checking me out but I can't 100% say that for sure, but it FELT that way.

(Cont.)

She was taking her gloves off, and I finally told her about the bump on my testicles that I was a bit concerned about. She took a look and said it was a skin tag. Then she took another glance at my cock for a bit, looked up at me and caught me looking her in the eyes, and said quickly "You can put your pants back on".

Thus concluded the exam. It felt so good to have this experience with what seemed to be an appreciative audience. Also having her touch me felt great. It left me feeling very good for the next few days.

This is her.

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Did you grow hard while she was touching you?

I didn't want to do that because I didnt want to creep her out. Next time I am going to try to fluff up while she strokes me.

But it's hot seeing her and knowing she knows what my dick looks like and has touched it. I have jerked off to the memory a couple times.

Do not fap for a month. Then cum while she strokes you

>Be living with my girlfriend. Her parents live down the street. Her mother has a key to the place for "emergencies", which basically means she's coming in and out of the place a lot.
>Girlfriend works in an office in the city. I work from home, with occasional work in the city. I'm a horny guy. I jack off A LOT.
>I get pissed that her mother keeps dropping in. She almost catches me wanking off repeatedly. My gf doesn't care. Fine.
>Next time she walks in I'm on the couch, naked, stroking my cock and staring at her in the front door.
>I ask her if she's going to stay for the grand finale. She bails. When my gf gets home she's pissed.
>From then on Mother always knocks first.

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go suck a dick faggot, Is that a good enough system. Loser

>kicking his dog right now

LMAO I'm married now. Would have to put off sex for a month. Otherwise, good idea.

α as fuck

beta

pretty funny if true

Got a blow job from some 19 year old bimbo slut when I was 15. And fucked this ugly stoner now crack whore chick about a year ago. Gotta day the bimbo was way better at giving blowjobs, then crack whore bitch.
>too much teeth

>Now I'm flipping burgers at subway
>I'm a welder now making 50k a year
how does this work?

she wants to fuck you, you know.

This thread is pathetic.

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what's your job?

Consider the topic.
Of course it's pathetic.

> "accept the lord".

I would have told her to accept my load first.

Minors (high school, etc) and adults get charged very differently...

5 bucks says he got himself on the sex offender registry for that retardation.

Seriously, people, keep your dick in your pants. It's not special, it's no different from any other dick, and nobody wants to see it... Except other weirdo dudes like you...

Your own fault for dating a slut.

Why is half of it frozen?

more

>Otherwise, good idea

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Because it's fake

If she took a moment when she was done, she was taking a mental picture. You are right.

great thread

Bruuuuuuh

A couple female friends and I saw each other naked when showering outdoors

So detailed and expansive. You could get a movie deal with this pitch.

Thank you.
Jokes aside, I'm not ashamed of my nakedness so I wasn't worried about it. I did worry about getting hard though, since she has sizable boobs and it turned out she shaved, so everything was visible. I think we both knew we were both glancing at each other.

The only weird thing about this is that it makes you hard.

sounds very hot, did she seem to stare at it with intense interest?

and then you woke up

She's seen a lot of dicks. Unless yours is really special, I don't think this was anything special.

pls be real

bymp

fifth*
dimension

My ex-wife and I had a lot of 3somes and 4somes with her girlfriends. If one was reluctant, she would pull my dick and start talking dirty and either jerk my dick or suck my dick. She tells the girls she wouldn't let me cum until they got some first. My wife liked to watch me fuck other girls. I liked us being watched by other girls. Too bad, she was doing this to make herself feel better for being a fucking whore when I was away at work. I do miss her but she caught the herps and luckily, it was after we divorced.

ever turn a female friend you thought innocent into your fucktoy?

was this in montreal? i think i recognize her

Bump

>flipping burgers at subway

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Yeah cool story Adam from the UK

Its called sarcasm dipshit. Neck yourself

I'll dig thru my old fb messages and see if i can find the convo i had with the bitch i did it to. Uno momento faggot

Cool as fuck but still not worth what it cost me

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got dared to show my penis in a game of truth or dare at a girls bday party in 8th grade. i was reluctant but did it. the next dare was for one of the girls to give me a hj, she was bad at it and i didnt cum. later that night she finished the job with a bj. said it was her first time

Some years ago one of my neighbours used to come to my window to talk or ask me to walk whit her.
Sometimes she came while I was jerking and I tried to hide ir from her but one day I let her see it. I went to the window while pulling up my boxers but I made sure she saw everything. Then I talk to her with my boner at her eyes level, clearly visible.
The only thing she did was smile and ask me what was I doing

did she seem turned on? were you throbbing?

I have an appointment with her on the 20th. I'm so looking forward to it. It's fun looking her in the eyes knowing she's felt me up

I was at a girl's summer camp with my mom and sister (I had to be brought along) that was coordinated through our church. I was 14 at the time and I had spontaneous erections. I had never been seen naked by my mom or sister for years, but I learned quickly that the girls from my church wouldn't hesitate to yank my swim trunks down and swat me. My mother and the chaperones never punished them, and they even thought it was funny. I guess no harm was done, but it hurt at first to be seen naked in front of a bunch of girls, and I was still hairless at the time. I grew up and I realize it was mostly harmless.

21, 5

>We laught it off
Not that guy but the correct spelling is "laughed". English is not an easy language. Some past tense verbs have different spellings. Run would be ran, not runned.

Very possible. Not how it felt, but I get it. It was fun for me. She looked rather intently at it. haha.

hot

These vids are on xhamster and all are fake.

No, she just wasn't interested in your larping ass.

No. With an eagle

thanks! Her sexy eyes looking at my dick are etched in my memory forever. Also found out looking at her FB pics that her tits are fake haha

>condor
No, she was always there watching with a look of disgust.

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I don't know bcs i was too nervous hahaha but I would say she found it more "funny" than anything. I just answered "nothing"
I dindnt expect her to jump to my dick filled with lust or anything like that, i'm not an idiot. I just wanted her to see it and wondered how she'd react. She didnt freak out, and even said something about it (that "what were you doing?") so I call it success

>haha
You are not a man.

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This is a turkey vulture you faggot ignoramus

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I disagree. He had a good time. So did his wife. With another man.

California condor, critically endangered species. You sure are dumb, Ivan.

>if they’re hanging around you
Not really, the only girls that you can truly befriend are the ones you don't want to fuck.

>started shitty job @ the bay when I was 19
> only was on day 3 of the job
> was super horny so decided to jerkoff in work bathroom
>would continue to do for a week a couple times a shift
> last time I ever did it I caught somebody watching me jerk off threw the crack in the door
> it was an asian guy in his mid to late 30s
> started seeing him everyday after that

virgin