Why haven’t you served in the military yet, Yea Forums?

It is beyond you to put your life in your fellow man in arms hands. You sandnigger sucm bag faggot

the only people who join the military are poor people with no other options and fucking psychopaths looking for a "legal" way to torture and murder people.

Jews have nukes who is asking you baby boy?

does being an AF brat count? guess not since I can't get into the BX...

because I'm sane and my IQ does not consist of two digits?

fuck honor

I did. It was a waste of 6 years of my life and effort, since everything about the country worth saving has been destroyed since I enlisted.

Shut up nigger

The war is over, no point in serving.

I can smell this fucking picture. It’s a smell you’ll never get out.

This.
US army, more like JEW ASS army, amirite?

Pre-existing health condition. Military doesn't want broekn toys.

Is there anything more cucked that joining the military? Some faggot with small dick syndrome yells at you constantly, tells you when and where to eat, shit, piss, and die. And what do you get in return? A third of the pay for what the same job in the civilian world would get you, a little bit of tail when you come back from basic from some 6/10 who is instantly going to get knocked up so you have to marry her so she can get that tricare, that same 6/10 fucking any swinging dick that even looks at her while you go off to die in some godforsaken desert because some jew short-sold GM last quarter.

Such as our own police force in the USA. Only in our own military do I find men & women willing to give up everything to keep up all free & safe. So people like you can have their freedom of speech. never change my mind.

The bennies at least in the US military are very good. Everyone I know that has come out of it has done very well.

Die for people who don't give a fuck about me? Why would I do that?

No Military brats & family do not get discounts. sound like a lib entitled faggot.

>men & women willing to give up everything
men and women with nothing worth living for willing to die for a stupid idea, you god damned loser wannabe faggot.

Because I have a set of morals

young fag, only 16 thinking of doing some times after 18

underage b&. MODS!!!!!

American India cracker

There hasn't been a threat to my country big enough for me to consider it, plus I may be too old to enlist now unless its for a desk job or support role.

And I may as well be a civilian contractor for that.

Women are retarded. If you find yourself doing shit because a woman does it and you don't want to be shown up, you're a faggot.

>Complaining about muh honor, muh morals, and muh Jews while fapping to traps, loli, beastialiy, gay porn, and cuckoldry.
It never gets old.

Too fat.

Based.

Based fatty. I don't get why fuckers just didn't eat a bunch of cake to get out of the draft.

I am though? Why haven't you got a degree yet faggot?

The only war worth serving as an American is the war against ZOG, fuck your kike wars in countries that are innocent, all of you kikes should be hanging high from trees

>Not wanting to kill Muhammad.
Does he please your wife or something?

>REEEEEE GO DIE FOR ME AND MY HOOKED NOSE YOU STOOPID GOYIM
Try harder Schlomo kek

The only one that has Islam as his enemy is the jew

Way to prove my point. Literally LMAO’ing @ur life, fampai.

I suspect this poster might be jewish

all soldiers are murderers.
/thread

>Trigger status: muh.

what was your point, that you're a kike? we get that lol now go suck JIDF cock some more

That is my point. You’re so paranoid about the Jewish faggots that you actively believe anyone doing anything you don’t like is somehow part of the conspiracy. Face it, you didn’t enlist because you’re not qualified lmao.

I'm already serving my country by teaching its children.

Medical discharge, will try again this month.

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Because I have a future

>Not qualified
Imagine not being able to do three chin ups lmao

Or maybe he doesn't want to bomb sandniggers while making the Military Industrial complex (jews) rich, its real and youre a brainwashed faggot sheep for not believing in alter motives and consuming what your masters gibe you

i have. not in the US military though

I did. For 11 years

mos?

b-but jews benefit from me serving and f-fighting on their behalf? a-also, you speak like every filthy kike I-I've ever encountered on this b-board? a-are you saying y...are you saying you're not re...really... jewish?
> you didn’t enlist because you’re not qualified
can't disagree – as I said before, I'm blessed(?) with a triple-digit IQ

Considering it's harder to get into the military than college but ok

Wait, right wing or left...

>why haven't you risked your life for Isreal yet, Yea Forums?

Joos.

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>”It’s real! A Yea Forums info graphic told me so! Anyone who disagrees is the brainwashed one. Not me tho.”
This is you. This is how you talk.

Literally not reading that autism at the beginning. Must be why you’re not qualified. Furthermore, IQ attributes more to pattern recognition, which is a key point to autism. So congrats, you played yourself. Gg no re.

if we went to war against israel, I'd enlist in a heartbeat

Fuck you

Diabetic

Dune coons are dune coons regardless of where you go dude. Doesn’t matter if they wear a towel on their head or durka durka all fucking day.

>I didn't like your reply, so you're autistic
>intelligence = autism
>I win the argument because I say so
LMAO typical shlomo

I have mild anemia and an arrest record. Too many hoops to jump through to get a minimum wage job. I scored tier one on the AFQT, so I still have that POS recruiter sending me texts every three months even though I told him to fuck off.

Your an idiot, you live in pretend land faggot

Not true. One of my buddies' dad was the vice president of Boeing and one drive a Bugatti and said that he would have never talked to me before the military. Literally joined to piss his dad off. Another one sold his trucking business for $4 mil and then joined the army. But those are the exceptions and not the rule at least for enlisted men. Officers usually come from pretty well off families that could afford college or have the traditional "every man in my family before me was in the army" thing going on. Most dudes don't join because they're broke.
>t. obviously was in the army

Kankle fairy jew

nah, I'd rather be pitted against the men in small hats

Not medically eligible. The vision in my better eye is about 20/30 and like 20/50 in my shittier eye and that's with glasses. Also have a history of depression and like 3 direct relatives are diagnosed schizophrenic.

How euphoric. You forgot to tip your fedora m’lady.

What kind of idiot serves in the military in a time of peace?

Agreed. We should disassemble the military when we’re not at war. That funding can go to universal healthcare to fund my kid’s tranny operation.

you're literally just throwing le memes at me that in no way apply to what I said
projecting so hard rn by screeching buzz words, hoping less informed lurkers will buy into it, just the way your ilk uses the media
>typical shlomo

>oy status: vey'd

A bayonet is a weapon with a poor person at each end.
War and the military are the tools of rich, old men to keep the young and the poor under control.

I am

>Typical memes.
You see, the irony is that you are in fact a typical meme: a cutout of a fedora-tipping, tinfoil wearing sperg that thinks of himself as way too smart to be part of the general population when he is actually part of the general population. As expected of an unqualified.

As I said, literally LMAO’ing @ur life.

I have, someone has to defend my proud nation from Amerimutts :^)

So I was right lmao.

why should I?

How does child blood taste, David Goldsteinberg?

Because I have absolutely no stake in the current conflict

Am I too old at 31 I want to shoot guns and be shit at lollllllll

Because it fucking sucks. Why haven't you become a doctor yet, and helped the people of your country?

Basically, I like having control over my life and I don't like being told what to do. Also, the president is essentially your boss. That one speaks for itself.

Breddy güd expescialy frôm de cûnny. :DDD

Because I'm jewish, such tasks are only for goyim cattle
Face it, /pol/ virgins, your blood is used to protect my homeland

what's the cut off age? if I don't get any bites on my resume I gotta do somethin.

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Depends on the branch. For USMC I know it’s 30 for enlisted, 29 for officers. They are there strictest however, but also have waivers if you’re in good physical condition. I think Air Force allows up to 40? Though I’m not sure.

My Dad and both grandfathers served. Dad was one of the highest decorated critters in my country's most decorated units. His Dad called himself a rear echelon pogue but he was known for being a total SpongeBob supply sergeant at the Q store in Korea. Mum's dad was double-diamond commando, basically a depression era streetkid who was trained and sent to New Guinea to kill Japs. I've heard war stories all my life and some of them you couldn't put in movies because they are unbelievable.

They were all happy with me being a worthless artist, marrying an asian and having four kids. I teach martial arts, get up every day thinking of what i'm going to do for others and i go to sleep with a smile on my face thinking of tomorrow. I've taken full advantage of the world they helped make and appreciate that i live in the throne of western plenty. We don't revere the military and neither does our country. Respect is due, but if all you've done in your life is military service, if that's your identity, you need to step up your game. Dad left a 25 year army career, worked on police board then lectured in business management. Military service is early game, like level one.

The only thing i would join the military for is the training, and to get some violence out of my system. While some may join to fight for their country, they're still fighting and dying for a hidden agenda whether they know it or not, whether they like it or not. No government is worth fighting for, few wars have been, and the people are all that should matter but anyone who knows, knows.

My history teacher did that to avoid Vietnam. When he taught the Vietnam war in 9th grade it was 2 weeks on My Lai. A lot of shitbirds crash out of real life and become teachers. Lot of lefty soft cocks in teaching.

>you can see through my bullshit, so that makes you a walking, talking fedora-tipping neckbeard, oh and also you're a conspiracy theorist because you think the jews are evil
LMAO he's literally SEETHING rn
I might be the part of the "general population" (for whatever that means), the part that refuses to be a shabbos goy
kek calls me a fedora when in fact he's the one tipping his tiny hat oy vey did that just backfire or what

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I ship into the marines in 19 days any advice Yea Forumsros?

K E K
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yes, kys

Yeah, during boot camp just take it one chow at a time, and don't buy stupid shit.

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I can do more damage from behind a keyboard

The pay is shitty

Everyone knows the reason people join the military is to release there true nature as humans and kill other humans without any legal or moral consequences because it's a "War" of course. But yeah if I joined it would be to stuff some american boot into some foreigner ass. Nothing more, nothing less. The English way after all.

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Yeah but no other job let's you get fucked daily though

>Why haven’t you served in the military yet, Yea Forums?

I don't want to lose my testicles to a IED so that Iraqis can vote and Afghans can rape little boys with impunity.

I don't want to lose my freedom for the lie that I'm fighting for freedom: freedom fighters are the lawyers working pro bono to stop the government, the cop who tells other cops that a citizen is not breaking a law and can do as he pleases, it's the prosecutor who drops rubbish cases, it's the journo who spends hours exposing the corruption.

I don't want strangers to come up and say "Thank you for your service." What service? The guy who picks up their garbage is doing more for their service than any soldier.

"Defense" is a misnomer. America hasn't been in danger in 200 years!

I will choose my own career, not some Imperial Army bureaucrat.

>and Afghans can rape little boys with impunity

Damn right. If I'm going to risk my life, it'll be so that I can rape little boys, not some illiterate goatherd.

The probability of actually getting deployed, deployed to a war zone and seeing shit is tiny. Your more in danger going to Popeyes or a school than joining the armed forces.

Some primitive thinking there

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Wasn't allowed to. Depression.

No need to because money from other efforts.
I applaud your service though, just don't be surprised how wasted it is on today's society.

And why do it?

I hate being told what to do
also they probably wouldn't accept someone with assburgers

> live in panama
> panama has no military

>implying you are on Yea Forums and you don't want murder and or torture people

>”U mad XDDD”
You forgot to tip your fedora again, m’lady lmao.

Find the biggest, strongest guy in the platoon and fuck him up. Everyone including the drill instructors will respect you.

Time to colonize Panama.

Joined airforce pretty dope fly around n shit get flight pay n perdiem,

"Deployments" are to Europe not middle east.
Decent facilities, single dorms other branches secretly jealous.

All n all not too bad

>be everyone on the planet
>be told what to do by someone else

Because I can make more money and respect in the private sector?

That’s what I’m saying! All these anti military cucks saying that “DUH MILITARY IS BAD” need to shut the fuck up and get over the fact that femanon left them for a marine. You get really good pay out of it and they also pay for college. And hey, being in the military is actually sometimes fun!

If only you knew how many hundreds of billions of dollars the war is actually worth. Terrible but true.

Because I don't need to be a military welfare queen, I'm gainfully employed and enjoying life.

I've always wanted to. I've had some injuries that make the physical aspect difficult but I'm now feeling more positively about it, I think that I can do it if I train up my body well. I want to join up my nations military within the time of a year. It'll be tough since I want to go into certain special operations groups, those are my goals, but we will see, I guess.

Because I'm mentally disabled and would probably lose it after being degraded all day and frag my commanding officer.

Did...but now im all fucked up hormonally so cannot go back.

I'm rather fond of my limbs. I'd like to keep them attached.

im legally blind, i wear glasses like bubbles. i cant even drive. i get into the theater and ride the bus for free

Cause I'm not a Kansas city faggot

Because military grade= shit quality
The private sector can do anything the public can; and better.
Also no asiatic cavalry division and no wars against stupid fucking Bolsheviks.

wut. no it isnt LMAO