Birds make best pets. Prove me wrong

You can't fuck em without killing em or paying a lot for a new one.

Get an ostrich, I'm 100% sure you can fuck those.

You sure can
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This is just funny. It's not like they're like this all the time. They get bored and quiet too

looks like I'm buying me a fucking ostrich

Make sure you two actually love each other

So, nobody can prove me wrong.

Birds are for faggots

This. He is just bored. He is lonely

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>expensive vet bills
>exotic diseases that cant be cured
Nope.
Check um

>expensive vet bills
For you
>exotic diseases that cant be cured
Like?

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nice

>pro-tip: u can't
Birds can't control their shitting apparatus.

rock
rock win
rock is quiet
rock always love you

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Does rock produce smelly nice dust?

if squish, yes
but why squish rock

A long time ago I had a blue front amazon, and it was like a zany, if very lovable & harmless, attention whore. Very high maintenance, but worth it at the time. African Greys are a lot calmer & more low-key, but you can't have just one of any of the very intelligent birds unless you're a total homebody with a lot of play time, since they go insane without ample company. As for cockatoos, no thanks. That is unless I get rich enough to afford a whole aviary, and staff to maintain it.

My blue fronted amazon loved my mother but would bite the shit out of everyone else. I fuckin hated that thing

Most of them are highly "monogamous" in that way, though after careful introductions mine could be passed around among family & friends who were interested.

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Birds are fucking terrible. They shit everywhere, throw their seed everywhere, molt everywhere, make all kinds of noise for no reason, get their shit nails stuck in every piece of fabric in the house. I can't think of a worse pet.

...is it common for these guys to string words together like this?

monkey, they're worse.

I think bird is just yelling with intonation human might yell, and people just added subtitles on it.
When they speak, they usually tend to mimic way human speaks (voice, intonation, etc)...

Mmmm, yeah. I can see that. FIL had a monkey. He said he liked it but it would jump on the fridge and throw bottles and shit at his first wife. Maybe that's why he liked it.

hope so, that appeared to be some truly psychotic rambling.

Cockatoos are loud cunts. They yell in the nature, they yell in houses. Just like aussies.

plus there's the added fun that after they hit about 2 or 3 many get god damn vicious and might just decide to eat your face or nuts. apparently monkeys love going for face meat and genitals.

I remember that "give my monkey wine and take him to bed" lady that had her face eaten off several years back.

A girlfriend.
Never cleans the shitter, throws tampons and hair into the shitter and sink, makes all kinds of noise for no reason, get their shit nail stuck in every piece of fabric in house, and steal all money

Had 2 birds once. Cooked with Teflon. Oops.

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>Using PTFE in hot applications.

Nice cooking faggot. Never use coconut oil on Teflon.
Teflon is bird safe if it is heated less than 180 C.

Niglets are good pets until they become criminals.

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This is why chains are nice to have.

>They shit everywhere
To be honest, I would rather have bird shit everywhere, than deal with cat shit or dog

>wife's son
Why would you give strangers on the internet this big of an opening to slam you on?

Ceiling fans.

I don't have them. They are ridiculous. Inefficient space heaters.
Ductless AC has better fan in it.

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Birds are nasty fucking rats with wings. They shit fucking everywhere. Birds are the worst fucking animal to have as a pet and OP you're a fucking idiot and a cruel person for owning one.

>Birds are nasty fucking rats with wings.
Even filthiest birds would be cleaner than rat, because they need to be clean in order to work properly.
>They shit fucking everywhere.
Except it is much easier to control, because unlike cat it won't try to shit behind the sofa, or unlike dog it won't clean its ass with carpet
> OP you're a fucking idiot and a cruel person for owning one.
Why

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Most pet owners clip the wings of the bird so they can't fly. That's personally sadder then declawing a kitten.

Even if the bird's wings aren't clipped, it can only fly around a room, or the whole house if lucky, but is usually just kept in a metal cage and left alone in the other room.

>Most pet owners clip the wings of the bird so they can't fly.
Thing is, they still fly with clipped wings, except they start crashing into everything.
>That's personally sadder then declawing a kitten.
This is forever, feathers will regrow in year or so.
>it can only fly around a room, or the whole house if lucky,
This is birds problem they don't cooperate when you try to introduce harness.

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Who’s block do u think u on nigga

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nigger

Small dick

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You have, yes.

You insufferable cunts cannot carry on a conversation about anything without injecting your toxic ideologies into it, can you? We're talking about birds, not that horseshit

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There we go, back on track

Eagle

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I have those caps too

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