What would you assume about me?

You're a dude obv

that your nose looks stoopid

is your name erin?

That you’re a piece of shit faggot that contributes nothing of value to society and you use the “she/her” pronouns even though you have a baby dick

You are nice. Probably have sarcastic humor. But bad mood swings and suicidal thoughts

Your hair has grown

fag

You need affection or just attention from somebody that cares.

That's what I thought. I can't fucking tell anymore!!!

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Lost virginity at 16 after dating a guy for six weeks. Did OK in high-school has a few goals in life and made a few already but not really going for anything big at the moment. Likes alternative music and some pop, has a few Taylor swift songs and reads before bed.

That your birth certificate says "Male"
That you're mentally ill
That your dad will never love or respect you and probably never did

How do u care for your hair user

That you care too much what other people think about you and are an attention whore and entirely too self-conscious.
/thread

That you enjoy beetroot

not your gender

or natural hair color

or age

maybe your weight?

na

probaby a troll from austrailia

it depends

are you my sister?

You're a bloke.
You're an insufferable cunt.
You think youre special.
You get called Fanta Pubes.

faggot

That you have a small eyebrow

Man

Logan Paul got a sex change?

that ur miss arm?

You are a failed man and are desperate for attention.

You're a trap

post dick or gtfo

ıт pгoвaвly looк gгeaт пaкed

You look great in a gerudo outfit.

You have pınk nıpples.
Yes you do.

Pretty = psycho

>Lost virginity at 16
Yea...
Shampoo, conditioner and then hair cream

be quiet kkenway__ be nice to your sister lol mdr

That you're the kind of person who posts friends' faces to Yea Forums so you can see Anons talk shit about them?

youre cute come here please and lets cuddle

how old are you now

Probably lives in New Jersey and smells of cabbages and horseradish.

OR

Is just potato.

Trap faggot

Im 24 now

Favourite movie is romance.
You lost your arm jacking off, forcing yoi to turn to rectal massages whoch eventually turned you into a “woman”.
You have natural red hair.

Failure.

I assume that you don't have a job.

did i get any questions correct?

youtu.be/7JA5i0INyVg

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hello? Did i kill chat?

youtu.be/6bMLrA_0O5I

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you have a benis

Is just potato

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You probably have a cat, your dicks probably uncut, you probably like wild mushrooms and you've at least French kissed another dude

I would assume the position?

I want to see your dick

You have had some rather irate patients you had to deal with at work.

You're a nurse

>>gгeeптexт
пo, пo, yes, пo (("but" i speak french)")

pics or it didnt happen

uUuUU~

You're a man u fucking tranny

You’re emotionally unstable

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"jenny, i loov yew. shu up bubbagimp" -- Lt. Dan

You're gay.

> You're gay.

nope

She's super-straight

so straight her ass stops cars and makes people look out of window?

* {(*)([[(("**"Looкs ouт of шıпdoш"**"))]]*)}*

That we would be happily married for many years, and I could live a rich, full life, and die in your arms with no regret.

inb4nudesofmygf

feminine benis

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bait

thats a man, baby

That you still have a penis but you call it a feminine penis. Also, in like 15 years you're evangelical upbringing will cause you to go on a straight safari where you start acting like a stereotypucal man, marry a female, father two children and become unhealthily involved in some brainwashing christian cult. Then mostlikely try to become a female again.

you are 80% female

60% chance of survival

You like Pokemon

Thats prerty wack

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Eevee is the best pokemon!

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Motherfucker, Bulbasaur is best boy and you know it

Sorry bro, fortune telling is a blessing and curse sometimes.

I bette she smells like hermit crabs and glue

And her genital aroma can give ppl heart attacks

Umm.. fuckin Tits or GTFO!

ıпв4тнoгпвeггıes

You look like logan paul decided to dress as a trap for one of his idiotic videos.

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..

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well i think shes attractive

Then you're gay, cause it's a dude

youtu.be/6bMLrA_0O5I

I like turtles.

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clearly not a dude in photo

i think she might be one of my neighbors

or a werewolf

or both

Awoooo

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Oh god, plese tell me you're not a furry

Awoo

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dern

i'm not a fuury

but i play eso ya' know

yeah definitely a werewolf

you got a dick

No im not that far gone

Of course

She is a cute.

show us your nipples bb
after months of HRT they're probably super puffy and pink

Well not sure why your here. Hope your happy with life and going strong.

inb4radiationtherapy

inb4gingersnaps

why don't you have cute lingerie to show Yea Forums

Okay good, I was afraid I had to cease my e-crush on you.

You prefer mumbling passive aggressive bullshit over speaking your mind, and your breath smells like benis

oh shit, my favourite trans on Yea Forums, diet red

Шuт?

thats andrjez sokalovs daughter i think

gorgeous pic
more?

show bepis

yo' dude it looks like it will rain

the sky is all purple blue pink magenta with lots of big fluffy clouds

Sure
>Tfw you'll allways be diet red

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10/10 would swim with

I assume that you like to start threads for a bunch of faggots that don't ask for a timestamp. And because Yea Forums is complete shit now, everyone just goes along with the neckbeard bait every time.

Do one of the following:
>gtfo because you're a baiting neckbeard
>tits and timestamp, followed by spread pussy as proof of female attention-whoring status, because there's a >50% chance that this pic is of a trap
>timestamp with your tiny shaved dick, for all the trap loving faggots in this thread
>keep on ruining Yea Forums with this garbage

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Trap. Obvi.

diet red, show us more of your sweet body progress

you're definitely cute either way, but I have to know: were you born a girl

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not baiting or neckbeard
has boobs has femme genitals
pic is trap, in a good way
not has dick
not faggot
ruining b yes but not trash

You watched a shitload of television growing up - commercial after commercial depicting white men as pathetic imbeciles who can't tie their own shoes without their superhero wife.

And then someone lied to you and told you that there was a way out of that identity.

>amidoinitrite?

jarjarjarjarjarja

super cute face
any sexy pics?

>because there's a >50% chance that this pic is of a trap
that would only make it better tho...

propbably has sexy pics because sexy

dicks are gross

Like this??

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probably actually eats people

tits and timestamp

that you just started HRT but have a way to go until you get decent tits

exactly like that
but one picture would do anything but satisfy me

please continue.

***************** sstutters and smells skin through screen

wants it

>no tots
>no vagine
>no benis
>old timestamp
eat a dick

feet? :V

dag dog...

now i need a shower or else i'll overheat

>not faggot

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>that would only make it better tho...
you're over there beating it to some neckbeard in his basement. to traps. you are a faggot.

Tranny af

Without the bra, you dumb slut

Oki oki
Im not a dog!

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You should add me on snapchat Justdoinit4

does this weird you out or intrigue you more?

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you need to buy more qt lingerie- a cute girl with a nice slim body is betrayed by plain bras.
something frilly or lacy would really suit you.

You hot as shit, god damn

u have a bigger dick than me

trolling

Im not sure honestly

You're a dude.

Just take that bra off or whatever

From your facial structure, you are a man... nice try though...

if it helps add to the weirdness, i've cum thinking about you, in an amount easily in the double digits

show us your soles next?

Penis or not, would suck and fuck until we cum all over each other. Not ashamed at all.

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dude this gave m3 an instant semi

certainly not gay

im. White

youtu.be/wA49DaVmJWQ

but id probably kill people just to lick the peachfuzz on her abdomen

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>stroking it to diet red

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That you miss living among the willow bushes.

you aгe pгeттy goгl

Hello lıттle goгl.
Do you шaпт кıттeп?

to tell....

intrigue hammer

HALT.
GESTALT.
hannertine

Show tits already

yes this is duke btw metadata ftw inb4traps

*The Trap Goes Snap*

Very cute, can you show butt next?

You shave your face twice a day. You were born with a dick. You take hormones. Your father is embarrassed by what you have become. Your boyfriend is a manlet and a faggot

Not sure I understand
Ok but no nude butt

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You are mentally ill and have a penis

this smells like teen spirit

Technically panties aren't nude

Most of these things date autistic fatties that have bigger tits than them.

s-mug

how bout a nice ass shot in panties? I just want to see the soft supple shape of your lovely posterior bb

шaш

>nice dubs
Thanks

;}

I'd recognise that ass anywhere.

srsly you're making me so hornier tgat i don't think i'll sleep tonight

>"tgat"

Lol

hanner, how come you'll show of your sweet bod on /bant/ (albeit in unsee rooms) but you're so vanilla with what you post on Yea Forums?

you don't have a vagina
(prove me wrong)

you ha ve a nice uh, pronouns

Show us that sexy clit

You are correct. My body does not have a vagina.

that you're a trap

Inb4aneurysm

youtu.be/y7TPnH5emFg

Nice dumbs.

thx

Lol what bait...

[EПDLESS SHГlMP]

i dont care if your body doesnt have a vagina i want more

Your chance of committing suicide is over 40%

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i mean it would probably be nice to have her girl parts

i'd probably put a mirror on the floor...

inb4poutinmakesgravvy

EH?

what

Aт leasт нe ıs нoпesт.

Post nudes anyway

I dont have any

«···»

Yet you have a camera

an obvious trap

>first posts don't point out that it's a tranny
Be careful guys, you're losing touch

OH CAПADA OH CAПADA

not a dog

pretty gorl

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Because we all know it's a fucking tranny already

need proof of this

LAШL
TГOLLED

You're a dude,bro.

Yes I am a dude.

"sis"

Nice dubs bruh

Post benis

post feeet aaaaaaaaaa

im going to play a game

You don't wear mascara

trap

Op you are super cute

a yo bebe u wantz sum fuk
lookin good n sheit wants sum of mai kitty cum

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Can I ask what career or field you plan on pursuing? I'm a guy who likes girls that have goals in life

>girl

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You have no soul

trips of truth tranny mad.

I am deeply disappointed in Yea Forums right now...

Probably what you think I would assume about you.

Your a dude

show us your panties

That OP is faggot and if you think you are a girl you arent

Cute, How about panty butt?

No timestamp means this is a roleplay

You want a load of my cum in your guts.

Op is trans and cute af, and I would suck her feminine penis.

this is for wait what

-you like getting creampied
-you take it in the ass
-you cheated on a bf before

Oh she cheated on her bf? Instant turnoff.