Have you ever walked in on people fucking?

saw a couple on a park bench that looked like they were fucking or atleast dryhumping in the most awkward way possible

How big was your son

Was fucking my gf when 18 yrs old we were fucking quietly cos a few friends were downstairs. Suddenly I had her bent over doing her doggy and her best friend walked in. She didn't know what to do but my gf at the time was a bit of a slut turned round saw her and said just sit down we won't be long. So she sat there watching me pound her mate from behind. I made sure she could see my cock going into that hole. Within 2 or 3 minutes her jogging pants were off along with her knickers and she started playing with herself. It was one of the best nights of my lifei turned to my gf and said you should share with your friend. I didn't give her the chance to answer and I was up her friend in front of my gf. Honestly and I don't give a fuck if you don't believe me. I came 7 times that night.

I saw my parents going at it and one of my cousins master baiting in her room.

Not walked in but I hear my neighbor fucking quite often. Damn that moaning is sexy...

I walked in on my best friend having sex doggy style. My friend said sit down so I did. Her boyfriend kept trying showing me his tiny dick, so I got up and left the room.

No but got walked in on.
GF giving me head, getting close to nutting. GFs little sister opens the door in time to see her sister catch a few lines of cream on her tongue.

I walked in on my brother getting a bj in the living room a few times. Unrelated but I had the same girl suck me off after they broke up.

Lol.. Sex is akward and gross

Walked in on my mom shoving a giant rubber cock in my dads mouth and he was wearing a skirt.
He bought me football cleats the next day.

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NOOOOOOO

14 ... he never spoke about it ... i learned to knock door first

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All the time in college.

I assume he meant his penis

user, you are the worst kind of person. Try harder. Privacy is the one thing we have in this world, don't keep doing it. You're an adult.

They did on purpose, noise and all, they wanted you to join.

Was watching TV with my babysitter when someone started trying to kick in the door. She hid me under a bed while she hid in a closet. Someone came in and found her in the closet. He threw her on the bed. I could kinda see them from under the bed because of a mirror. Her face still haunts my dreams.

Caught a young girl giving her boyfriend a blowjob in a public park last week, then walked around the corner and saw a grass snake. Went home and had a chicken, bacon and mayo sandwich with salt and vinegar crisps and a Pepsi Max, then went to the rugby with my dad and brother. Went out for a few pints that evening and had an OAP stick her tongue down my throat, then walked home and saw another girl sucking a lad off down an alleyway

Good LARP. Were you fapping to the thought as you typed?

Yes, but they provide zero arch support.

Get to see my Neighbors play in there phool naked all the time and sometimes the parents have sex even when there kids are around.

this, you wasted that oportunity

Living in a foster system you get to see all kinds of sexual stuff.

>have you ever walked in on people fucking?

True story: When I was 13, we (my parents & I) used to go to a camp ground every weekend in the summer. As such, you'd make friends there. Though I was 13, I had this crush on a nurse there who was 28-ish and had a boyfriend. This woman was so goddamn beautiful! Anyway, they shared a tent a little recessed into the woods. One night, for some reason or other, I went off trying to find her. It was practically pitch black out. I went to her tent. It was lit up, so I figured she was there. I approached the tent, and called out her name. As I was doing this, though, I ALSO looked in. (The tent had "windows" you could look into.) The chick and her boyfriend were full-on fucking. I couldn't see genitals (of either person), nor did I want to, given the circumstances. I was kind of disappointed that they were fucking because it made my fantasies of being her boyfriend one day all the more ridiculous. I loved her, though she was twice my age.

Kill yourself

That´s how I met your Mother.

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BA BA BA BA BA... BAAAAAA....

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Fuck you and fuck that retarded shit show.

My parents..

>have you ever walked in on people fucking?

People don't fuck in real life. That's just a meme.

Guess you like watch quality TV like My little Pony, and Power Puff Girls...

> And the real reason you are mad is because of that fucking song is in your head for the next half an hour...

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My entire family have lost their virginity and I walked in on them all fucking.
Plz let me die. I just want to leave and make a man out of myself.

The few times I have I ended up joining in.

Eventful day.

See

Was going with a friend to one of his friends house to play some games. The door was unlocked so we just whent in. When we got to the livingroom we saw his friend having sex with a girl on the couch. The girl turned out to be his younger sister. He thought all the doors were locked but his sister left it unlocked because she wanted someone to ceach them.

>crisps
faggot detected.

no but when I was 19 my gf's grandma walked in on us fucking. It took her a while to realize what I was doing to her granddaughter. Kinda ruined the moment.

He fucked his sister ive seen a girl get fucked by her own dog cock inside her. I left that place and never contacted her again.

That's it?

I walked in on my friend fucking his girlfriend. They were in missionary under the covers so I didn't see anything

What would you leave a girl that played with her dog?

Any examples?

Then what?

Was banging my girlfriend when her sister taps me on the shoulder to ask for some homework help. My girlfriend told me not to stop and she helped her with her homework.

Is this the man?

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Lol
Had she done that before or was she branching out?
Did she leaf immediately afterward?
Did she sit around and pine for him the next day?
Your story wasn't great and it wasn't terrible; just oa-k.
I did get wood reading it tho.

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i was walking a woman i was interested in home one night and passed what i thought was a couple making out against a fence in an alleyway she started laughing after we'd gone by and said to me did you see those two guys fucking, i looked back and sure enough it was two guys fucking. my attention was on her i guess

Set up a camera and film next time noob

The friend that was doing his sister asked if we wanted some. We both said no and ended up getting into a fight with him. There mom was called and the cops came out. The friend was sent to juvie

Been caught fucking. Never walked in on someone else.

I wassucking my best friends dick and my sister and her boyfriend walked in. A bit awkward but a week later I sucked her boyfriends dick. It was his idea, lol

When i was like 12/13 i walked into my sisters room and saw her layed out on the bed pussy out with her bf putting a condom on getting ready to fuck her. She was like 15/16 at the time since then i kinda get hard sometimes when i see her with pokies or see her ass hanging out her shorts.

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Did she find out?

When I was 18 I was a volunteer teer firefighter. One night the captain was sucking my dick in the back of a fire truck. A call came in and the doors open. Almost got caught but didn't get to nut in his mouth.

Ignore the butthurt replies. They were caught jerking it to tranny porn because they were too stupid to get up and lock the door before yanking away.
Unlock = Come on in
Locked = BTFO

Doubt he told my sister I sucked his dick but he came back for more. His balls smelled so good I could suck that all night long.

i was working in a restaurent in a really small village in the countryside of france, there weren't much places to live so with a couple of collegues we had to rent a shitty 2 person's appartment in a bnb for a while. the place was just a living room with a mezzanine where the bedroom was.
i had a bed fucking harry potter style under the stairs because it was the only place left to have a bed, and some privacy. They were shagging quite a lot, so they would just call out that they were about to fuck, i would simply put my headphones on until they were done.
it was good times tho, we had fun in this very limited flat.

Sounds like fun. But did you never at least listen in on them?

many times, i regularly visit dogging places with my partner to watch others.

Naw I've usually been walked in on.

Used to date a girl who loved public fucking, we would bang in some local popular woods spots (and tag late-night restaurants all over the county), used to have teenage dudes spot us banging like animals all the time.
She liked to cum from having hands on her neck and forced to look at them. Was the best pussy I ever had, that one.

Yep. Went to use a bathroom at a party, friendo #1 had friendo #2 on the sink, seen the dick sliding around, vagoo goo everywhere, was not prepared to see that, so it was a bit awkward for awhile.

You sir deserve those digits, kek!

Not walked in but back in my college days, I could look out the window and see people fucking at the neighboring dorm. I'd get out the popcorn.

I had to see her naked again so i went through her phone

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Not as such but I walked in on my mom that was sleeping in bed.
She would always wear night gowns and one night, I think I got scared a bit and went to sleep next to their bed like I sometimes did but this night she had the blankets off and was fast asleep.
Apparently she had been tossing and turning while she slept and the night gown rode up and I saw her massive hairy bush.

I didn't think much of it, I was probably 4 or 5 but somehow it came up when talking with my half sister. From how I explained it, or she just ran with it this way as she didn't like my mom, our dad was her biological, she told someone that my mother had exposed herself to me.

After all that bullshit, questioning from counselors, I was already an anxious kid about talking to strangers since I got lost at the fair, I didn't want to talk about it anymore and just said it never happened.

Every once in a while my mother will bring it up when my half sister does something that pisses her off.

Another thing I remember because my mother acted kind of strangely.
She was in bed resting after work and having nothing to do I went into their room, I forget the circumstances but I looked in her nightstand and found her white colored vibrator. She told me it was her massager because her neck hurts after work, then I fiddled with it and turned it on so then I started using it on her neck.

It was a fucking dildo, kind of like pic related but it had a screw on base for batteries.

I still can't get into women with hairy pits or pussies, I just can't.

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grossfat and probably an inbred german hillbilly face.

I get that your formative years made you attracted to something about her through an event you couldn't control, but damn man you have standards, and your sister is below them on the fuck scale.

yeah, it wasn't much different form watching porn, just the without the visual, so i didn't really cared. and since i'm not into voyeur (and especially with friends) I would just take an occasion for a wank on some porn instead while they were busy fucking.

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Very kek

wow, a normal person on Yea Forums
is this the power of the European?

Not really, but I fucked my ex under the sheets on the couch while her mom was in the same room. Came buckets

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My bedroom led into the utility room and one afternoon when I was beating my meat my dad walked in on me.
I'd forgotten to lock the damn door.
I think he saw me or knew what I was doing because the next home project was installing a wall and another door to make a small hallway between the living room, my room and the utility room.

You are a crybaby manchild who wants to fuck his mom.

you're not my counselor.

>power of the european
>collapsing """civilization"""

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Ohh yeah, a few times

bruh you are preaching to the choir.
the house we lived at when i was about 10-14 years old, the only way to get to my parent's room was through mine... which I had to share with siblings.
Basically no privacy during most of my childhood.

no i just repect the privacy of my firends, even if they are shagging like rabbits (basicly) in the same room as i am. plus at the rate they were fucking, i really didn't matter in the end. its like your neighbor with his music too loud, its cool shit he's listening to, but you would rather listen to your own stuff.
there is nothing exeptionnal with couple having sex so i don't really give a shit as long as it dosen't prevent me from sleeping.

A friend did at a party of mine. A woman I still know and see had 3 guys fucking her at the same time. I bet her new husband doesn't know about that.

That was mostly not about sex

few times in college. Worst was a girl i had a crush on with a guy i did not like. Made me feel ill.

Come to think of it most of my ex's enjoyed some kind of public display.

My first (not girlfriend just my V-card) was some angsty 16 year old (I was 18 and that was legal in my state thank you El Federales) ,going through a "hate the world" phase, I was fucking her (and a lot of other guys were too). She liked to show the richy doctor's neighborhood by being in all the windows all the time.

One of my exes enjoyed fucking basically any time anywhere. Especially when there was no communication about it, she liked to be taken and roughed around rather severely. We would fuck on her grandparents couch with her on me facing the window at night, she lived right across from her Uncle's place. That was...interesting.

Couple others liked to be a little risque but nothing serious, and I haven't had more than a handful of "longer than cupcake phase" relationships. Thread is about GFs not regular fucks, and those strangers could be down for anything.

Well in my view, I respect -my- privacy the most, and people fucking obnoxiously violates that sanctity. Either invite the person you're antagonizing (polite no thanks to be honest desu) or figure out how to keep the noise down.

Pics?

how old was his sister?

Was watching my niece one night while my brother was out with his girl. It was quiet so i went to check on her and saw her watching a one direction concert on her laptop sitting on her chest while she was spread eagle masterbating furiously. She didn't hear me come upstairs bc she had headphones on.

I went to a sex show and saw my ex in a room getting gangbanged. Must of been 15 or so men waiting to fuck her. She didn't see me I hope.

Walked in on my mother and boyfriend screwing around and immediately left the room. Most recently after a party I heard two people fucking. Wet slapping sounds and moaning.

was she 12?

He never took pics just watched in amazement at her performance.

I've walked in on my parents once & my mom using a dildo once

it was for just two months, i can accept this kind of stuff for this short span. and we talked about this. i could have said i was'nt okay with it at any moment.
also remeber this is france we're talking about, we are quite casual about sex in general.

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Lol yes she was 12 at the time

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Why did you let your boyfriend screw around with your mom?
Dude grow some balls.

Ok here's one:
I was robbing unlocked cars while I was jobless, broke and young.
After going through someone's rustbucket for their change ($15 worth holy shit) I noticed they noticed me from their house and I could hear them calling the cops. I languished a bit too long, and had to run from a patrol car as it was coming down the next street (huge parking lot connected the two). I ran for my life (could do a 4.05 40 yard back when I was 19) down into a backalley behind a local coffee shop a block away, where there were some dark below-ground stairwells to hide in.
Lo and behold, two guys were spitroasting a local slut at the dumpsters behind the coffee place.
I fucking panicked, they fucking panicked, I Ninja-moment-of-my-life parkoured my way up the stairwells to the roof of one of the apartment buildings. Sat there for a good 3 minutes while the fuckers dipped and the cop came through that alley looking everywhere.
I ended up banging that slut 3 weeks later at the local ne'er-do-well hangout park in an abandoned mini-golf course. And of course, her pussy was awful.

Fair enough

I walked in on myself once. That was weird.

>fair enough
meant for you Frogbro :(

Very nice indeed

Time travel my friend

So what if she did? What's she gonna do, tell people she saw you at a sex show she was ALSO at? She was the one getting plowed by a gaggle of faggles.

That's true. I didn't want her to see me really. The noises and faces she pulled were unreal. So hot to see her taking it in every hole.

At my buddies unfinished cabin
I'm downstairs on a cot
He's upstairs with his new gf, their first night together after a month.
>gnight jimbob
>come up to the loft user
>They practically beg me, why not?
I say yall need your space
>oh no we weren't going to fuck.... if thats why youre declining, you should come up it'll be warmer up here for all of us (truth)
>he's got 3 beds up there
>she's a full blown qt3.14159
Laying just feet away, goodnight again user.

>Wake up shortly after to the biggest boner of my life.
>sound of her wet pussy squishing around.
>smell of sex in the air
>she whispers- maybe we shouldn't do this with user right there
>he's asleep it's fine just be quite
>doing a Decent job of muffling their every move
>lay there in the dark with a raging boner begging myself to fall asleep so I don't cock block him.

Told him a few months later
Laughs were had. Thanked me for not ruining it cause he was on a month of blueballs from their weird meeting/ living circumstances.

???? that do not have any sense

>sound of her wet pussy squishing around.

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We had a sexy director , a few of her private pics got found on her laptop by IT , we sneaked a few copies , for weeks we smiled at her , uptight bitch tho , about 15 of us got to see her pics . Some I have seen posted on here too.
On a late shift one evening we saw her go up the stairs to the directors board room. Now there were rumours of her having an affair with the CEO , that’s how she was promoted . But was just rumours, 3 of us who had her photos , decided to follow her , it was not usual for her to stay so late after 11pm, and no need to go to the board room .
She was a serious strict boss , often using her position to humiliate and make guys do work for her , not nice ..
we went to the board room , and could see light under the door . Then could hear noises , moaning ,
We waited nervous , but talked each other into opening the door , peeking in we saw the big boss fucking the woman on the big table , her legs up in the air she’s holding her own ankles , he’s banging her hard , we watch , then he hears us , he turns and covers up , we are presented with her open wet pussy , never forget that view , slowly she looks up to see him walk out . Her tits out bare , her clothes on the floor , my mate just cheers her , she’s totally shocked . Naked , exposed , was fucking amazing ...

Exposed pics or pics in general?

A mix , dressing up and a few very intimate

Female captain?

Yes unfortunately when I was 10 I caught my mom late one night while my dad was out of town being fucked on the living room floor. She didn't know that I saw her and I never told.

I had a roommate that took the TV control down to the basement. The movie upstairs ended and he was fucking his gf in the basement so I just walked down to grab it. He was using it as a dildo at the time, so I just grabbed it, called him a dick, and went back upstairs. Another time after the roommate had moved out I was downstairs watching star trek: voyager when another friend bought a chick I knew down and started fucking her on the bed next to me. They kept hinting that I should leave so I told them to shut up or I'd join in

i was fucking at a party and the cops walked in on me, does that count

Post?

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Ya, in college, big tittied asian girl with a black forest of a bush riding my roommate. He learned to put a tie on the door after that,

Fucking wankers

>sound of her wet pussy squishing around.

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Could also be a doppelganger

He asked you how big your kids dick was, what of that doesn't make sense?

>A female firefighter captain
In what world do you live?

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Fantasy Porn world

Walked in on a housemate as he was stepping out of the shower, and I'm pretty sure he was fapping.

I used to work at Old Navy and people used the fitting room to fuck

female firefighters are predominately butch mega-dikes

Why do you think that?

His face was flushed, his dick was hard, his foreskin was all the way back, and there was precum on the head of his dick.

Soundofwinter?

I once walked in on my grandparents fucking.

At first I was traumatized but then I thought, fucking good for them, I hope I'm still getting it when I'm 70.

Fa- wait... You're right on this one.

Did he take it off any killer jumps?

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Saw my roommate and his girlfriend.

What's that?

Yeah a couple of times.

autist detected

who was fucking her?

Why was the guy sent to juvie and not the girl?

>master baiting

She dated my old roommate. Walked in on them a few times. He was more uncomfortable with it than she was.

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Once walked in on my step dad fucking my step sister. Blackmailed him into watching again.

Some random guy I had never seen before, my parents used to have people over for drinks and BBQ's all the time so random people coming over was not unusual, that night 2 of my mothers female friends arrived that I knew with this guy I had never seen before and he stayed a little later then they did obviously. After that night I never saw him again.

Got anymore?

Hot,

More?

Yeah she used to walk around the apartment in her underwear too.

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Been in the room with her fucking someone several times.

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>Be me fucking GF at the time
>About to jizz
>Friend busts in with torch and Autistic screeching
> Pull out get up quick chased him out of my room
>was about to blow before shoot big load up the hall way

He never walked in on me again.

nope

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She's cute. Anymore pics?

Two Egyptian exchange students they were female and they got into a fight with each other after and one threatened the other with a knife. I don't know if that's a lesbian thing or a cultural thing.

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Your roomate date Anita Sarcasian???? (Or maybe just a look alike.)

2 quick stories:
Like 25 years ago for both stories because I'm old.
Went to a Sci-Fi con and rented a pair of rooms with a pass-through door. Place becomes the party room because I was in with SMOFs. Try to leave the party like 4 times and get some sleep in 2nd room, people fucking every time. No big deal it's why I got 2 rooms.

2nd story:
Mid 80s, went to Black Flag concert. (Old school punk rock). Knew the guy manager of the venue and go back stage. High as fuck. Hit it off with girl with shaved head. She offers me a blow job while we're back stage. I end up watching the band play while getting a blow job. Too stoned to realize I was being seen by about half the audience till the manager grabs me by the shoulder and pulls me off stage.

You acknowledge you have a problem and you refuse to address it.
>already unacceptable
Furthermore, you disrespect people's privacy.
>I hope you never find someone dumb enough to procreate with you

What do people get out of making this shit up?
>Came 7 times that night
Not even humanly possible. Are you a virgin or something?

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>cumming 7 times not humanly possible.
Ok limp dick

fuark... that ass is nice

It was and she was very proud of it

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moreeeeeeeeeee

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who the fuck hasn't?

Yep, on a good friend of mine and his long term gf. they got off at me seeing everything and invited me round for the next sesh

I used to repo Comcast boxes in Philadelphia slums. Walking down the street, I see two bums fucking in an alley. Two guys, it was summer so they just had T-shirt’s on. Bottom was on hands and knees doggie and the top was behind him, his shallow humping slightly jostling his possibly willing conquest.

I couldn’t help myself, I stand and stare for a few seconds and simply exploded in laughter. I’m white, I’m from the burbs, I’m in the ghetto, niggers are nasty and I know because I’m going into their homes, and here I find this. It was just too much for me. They hear me and in short order stop, but only to turn and look at me just laughing my ass off. Before I knew it they had again turned away, and the dirtiest fucking ass you could imagine resumes half hearted thrusting.

It was too much, I only could watch a second more before I walked off.

Made my day. I’ll never forgot.

> long into short homeless male niggers unenthusiastically fucking in an alley.

>work ems in local city
>19:55, nearly an hour pasty shift cuz late calls
>walk to my car
>notice some dude standing between cars in the parking lot
>notice ponytail bobbing up and down near his crotch
>make eye contact with dude
>he says "whats up man?" with a huge smile
>"sup"
>get in car and leave
>have a good laugh about it

I watched my buddy fuck his girlfriend. We were drunk and he did it right in the livingroom while I sat on the couch and cheered him on. Then he said I could give her a go but I said nah cause I probably couldn't get it up anyway, too drunk. Funny shit we were degenerate as fuck.

You faggot. I for sure would of watched

Kek user this shit made me giggle

Kek. You're dad sounds like a cool dude

Parents sound savage. Are they both attractive?

not fucking, but I was at work one night and cleaning up after we closed it was me, the General Manager and this girl who was trying to become a shift leader,
I went to leave and realized I left something in the break room so I went back in
and then I saw it she was sucking his dick at the prep table,
I got a raise and got to pick what days I worked and what hours I worked until I quit, his wife was the District Manager, needless to say he would have lost his job

Idk what to say about this user. Were you all under the covers?

Squirters are the best

How in the world did her mom not notice?

Did you go back after you walked her home or did you ditch her as soon as you realized?

Dunno mayne. Maybe she did and said to herself that her daughter is a whore.

At night when I was staying at her place her mother would sleep on the couch. Well we fucked on the bed behind the couch and it was hot af because of the fear of getting caught.

Fun times. Well later I found out she was a psycho.

Lol i remember this one time i went into a DVD store, looking for some flicks, there were 3 clerks and a chick. While i was browsing one of the clerks and the chick were having a convo about dvd players in cars. Eventually she led him out by the hand, a little bit later i got bored as they didn't have anything worthwhile. Left the store and walked through the parking lot to my car, saw the chick and the dude near the front door of this huge sedan and got in my car and drove off

my sister and my best friend. they had a good laugh about it later. I didn't think it was funny or cool.

Only my parents, and they didn't notice. Well, my dad might have, but that didn't stop him.

Hopefully it’s someone just as oblivious as me and we make 2x oblivious children.

Walked in on her and her my friend when we had an apartment together

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Ages? Ever joined or made her do something with you?

What kind?

saw two homeless niggers fucking in a McDonald's bathroom once in downtown San Francisco. It was a large, but single occupancy bathroom that I think had some old timer lock on it so people couldnt sit in there for hours. They must have lost track of time and I happened to get the bathroom token after their time expired.

I threw my wife down into the bed and went to town without realizing that our 5 year old son was on the far side of the bed hiding because he was trying to surprise us. He sat there through a good 25 minutes of oral, doggy, cowgirl and some other shit before we finished. It was only after we were done and laying there that we heard quiet sobbing and my wife looked over the edge of the bed to see him crying. Probably fucked him up for life but we had a good laugh.

fuck your best friend and establish dominance

wew lad you are terrible and your son is going to have issues with sex hopefully he doesn't force you in on some of this degeneracy

I used to hunt on my nearest woods, I caught all types of people having sex. Teenage kids, adult couples, fags and even a couple of girls fucking their dogs. Watching a girl fuck a dog through a scope lens sure does give you perspective in life.

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>couple of girls fucking their dogs
Please tell me more

Not everyone is normie swine like you normalfag.

Let’s see those titts too

Thongs usually. Sometimes full lingerie if that’s what she wore at work that day.

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I walked in on my girlfriend giving another girl head. They let me join them but I was only allowed to fuck my girlfriend while she kept eating the other girl, and I had to blow my wad in her. It was amazingly hot and it's how my daughter was conceived.

Fucking kek

Yeah, I fucked someone on the beach one night and, when we were walking back down the beach to go to our hotel room, we ran across another couple getting at it.

When the chick heard us, she panicked

I think she probably cock-blocked him for a week for dragging her out to the beach and then getting caught

Tell us more about the fags. Ever get a nice bj way back in the woods? Ever fantasize to it?

You’ve got some fucked up parents

That’s seriously sick

You fell for it

whole bunch of 8's

.. pretty cool story to tell daughter one day

Once. We had an acid party at my house and I came across a couple of friends going at it. They were really awkward about it once they realized I saw. Not sure if it was that night specifically but he ended up knocking her up.

>I saw people fucking at a rave in 2010
Back in 07 I went to one called Underground Sound. There was a guy and a girl going at it in front of the stage.

I suck at greentexting but here goes the scope one
>saturday afternoon
>walking to my usual spot for durr hunting
>it's a great spot because it has a clearing and bucks usually frequent there
>set up my usual bait(doe piss) and walk to my shooting spot, camo up and wait while thinking about trivial bullshit
>about 15 minutes later a latina girl with a huge white brown spotted pit walks in the clearing
>can't see her that well so I scope in on her
>identify her as one of my mexican neighbour's daughter who was about 16 at the time
>thought that she was gonna play with the dog or some shit and scare all the bucks away
>well shit, saturday ruined
>was about to start packing up my shit and move to another spot when she puts a cloth on the ground and starts taking her pants off
>I thought she was going to skinny dip or some shit because there was a lake nearby but no, she gets on all fours and the pit starts licking her
>licking goes on for a few minutes and then the huge pit mounts her
>pit humps her for about 2 minutes and gets stuck on her, shortly after she starts masturbating
>this goes goes on for about 10 minutes until she cums
>the pit then turns ass to ass and pulls out
>while she was sitting down a gush of cum came out of her
>the motherfucker was 10 or 12 inches long and about 1.5 inch wide
>she cleans up, puts her clothes back on, wiats until the dog goes limp
>the last thing I can see on the scope is a satisfied look on her face
>don't even feel like hunting after that
>go home to drink whiskey and smoke on my porch
>been jealous of those canine faggots ever since
I even thought of telling my neighbor but he was an asshole, so I let his daughter fuck his prized dogs.

There wasn't very much to it. I was camping while I heard screams like a cat was being murdered by the lake and went to check out what it was. Saw two fags fucking each other while skinny dipping.
They didn't notice me so i let them do their shit and went on about my day.

this makes me wonder if a hunter ever saw me and my highschool gf going at it in the woods back in the day. It was the state game lands so...

Friend was having a week-long house party that'd eventually get him kicked out of his family home. Turned up one day to find the front door locked, so went round the back.
Loud squeaking from upstairs, realised it was bedsprings and my mate's girlfriend squealing ("Scary Mary"). He left Resident Evil 4 paused on the Playstation, so I carried on playing it.
Ten minutes or so later, Mary comes to the doorway, sees me, screams, drop the towel, scrambles to pick it up, and acts casual. Friend is amused.
Still laugh at that story.

If deer usually frequent that area, there's a high chance some hunter was probably watching you.

Yes. Next question.

Well yes, getting fucked by a tree is bizarre!

>I made sure she could see my cock going into that hole.

So you gave her a telescope?

read this one in a film noir detective voice.
please, do it.

if it helps, imagine the scene in black/white and read the text as off-screen voice.

have fun

yea we went past an empty stand on the way out. Well someone got a good show of her then lol

Took a gf out on my motor bikbike when I was 13. Way back in the woods and we did stuff.

No, they’re full-blown faggots

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

this might help
youtube.com/watch?v=PEI2zet48Uc

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makes me miss those days thinking back to it. was a hell of a time

A 50 something old lady from down the road, family friend that we called grandma, walked into our house while I was chilling on the couch watching my uncle's old 70s porn and showing myself a good time. I never ran so fast in my life.

Where you nekid? With tool in hand?

used to work in hostels and hotels. happened fairly regularly, to be honest. the amount of people who straight up fuck in a dorm in the middle of the day or people who dont put "DO NOT DISTURB" on their doors is pretty surprising. Half of the time I felt like they 'wanted' to be caught.
Also music festivals are full of drugs, naked people and outdoor fucking basically everywhere.

I was 10 and walked in on my sister and her bf fucking and I said ok and walked out and we never talked about it again

ffuuuuuccckkk niceee

Yeah, you should have insisted on fucking her yourself.

Pants around my knees stroking like my life depended on it. Pretty close to covering my chest in cum. Heard that door handle and I transformed into a streak of white ass cheek moving at the speed of sound.. she caught a nice view of my ass as I ran.

walked in to work early to see the older fat 35 year old pizza hut manager railing the district manager, her bent over the prep counter laying on a mound of pizza dough.

They offered me free pizza any time I wanted it after that... kek.

Should NEVER turn down good ;pussy.

Should have made him let you fuck her, too.

>I don’t have the tendency to knock
You are truly the scum of the Earth

ive seen people fucking in public and ive also walked in on people fucking at a party.. no big deal either time

had a trucker watching my ex blow me full nude going down the highway once. Always looking at the cars i pass hoping to see something but never have

more??

>ive seen a girl get fucked by her own dog cock inside her.
>I left that place and never contacted her again.
Goddamnit user you missed out

When I was 15, went out with girlfriend and her mother shopping. He mom went in a store and had us wait in car. Got a hand job while waiting. Mom came back to car reeking of cum. She pretended not to notice anything.

It literally isn't. This isn't hentai, kiddo.

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I used to live in the basement of my parents house. Both them, and my brother and sister-in-law lived on the floor above me. When the one of the couples' was out, I'd hear the other one fucking through the floor. They thought that there was no way I could here them from the basement but I could hear every grunt.

I heard my dad fuck my mom and my brother fuck his wife so many god damn times. Every fucking Saturday morning I'd wake up here my dad banging my mom, and almost twice a week I'd here my brother getting the succ or eating his wife out.

It annoyed me at first, but I just stopped caring after a while. I didn't want to cock-block my brother or my dad so I never told them. One time I heard my brother's wife call out the wrong name during sex (not mine, unfortunately) which made me lol

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16 inches, girthy for his age

I trembled

Yes

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when i worked on a cyber i caught a little girl seeing porn

Cardiff...?

Have had people walk in on me fucking before. Didn’t stop.

>kek

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Stupid fucking whore. Fuck you.

I like this story. Started off sad and ended a little better than sad but not happy. Good story

Different guy here. Tight pussy sounds like mac and cheese being stirred

I’ve walked in on someone trying to rape someone if that counts

is this for real?

When I worked at a sports centre, I had to take out the garbage to the dumpster out the back. Caught a girl mounting her guy in a Toyota Yaris.

>Living in a very small town
>So small that most people didn't even close their front doors let alone lock them
>Back home visiting doing some work for a friend of my Dad
>Go over to his place which I have done many times before
>Walk in thinking no one was home but hear noise coming from one of his kids bedrooms
>I turn the corner and see his 9 yo daughter playing doctor/sexy time with 2 neighbor boys all totally naked
>Walk in and all 3 of them freeze, one of the boys instantly bursts into tears
>I'm like what the fuck is going on here?
>They're all scared as shit thinking they will be in big trouble or I'll tell their parents
>The boy who wasn't crying tells me some fake bullshit story as to why they're naked to cover up what was so obvious
>The crying boy starts saying please don't tell anyone please!
>I try to calm him down a bit because if he was wearing pants he would be shitting them
>The girl who was totally quite catches my eye and I ask her what her deal was?
>I talk with all of them a little bit more
>And I bring it down to, alright to keep this a secret we all have to be apart of the secret OK?
>So long story short I got all of them to suck my dick and I watched them all preform sex acts on each other.
>I would have fucked the girl but no way my dick was ever going to fit in her little cunt, I doubt I could have even fit my middle finger in her
>I ended up blowing my load in the boy who wasn't cryings mouth because as it turns out he gave the best blowjob.

it's doable, did it before five times in a row. 2min break and back at it.

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You have a very sad sex life.
Don't (You) me, faggot.

eavesdropped on my mom getting fucked by my friend's dad in her bedroom when I was 12. I got hard as a rock and felt an adrenaline rush. I left the house before they left her room.

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