Ask a 19 year old with a vibrator in his ass anything

Ask a 19 year old with a vibrator in his ass anything

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Shrimp dick faggot

I'm a grower

It's so funny how people think they're interesting.

I'm just bored, there's enough useless threads on this board that I don't think I'm really using up a prime slot.

can we see your dick hard please ? looks good so far.

Please continue qualifying yourself to each anonymous reply, teenager.

bruh you gotta shave them legs

Ugh I know I'm lazy as hell, but what I have gets the job done

I'm trying user but it's hard to get my dick up when something's in my ass

Gotta hit your prostate duh

Does that really make other people hard? I swear the minute I start using my ass I just get instant ED

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Not sure? Got into futa/traps when I was like 11/12 on the internet and that led into me being bi, but maybe I would've turned out this way anyway? One of my earliest memories is seeing my dad's massive cock after getting out of the shower and I remember being obsessed with it so who knows.

With fingers and a prostate massager I don’t have trouble getting hard, doesnt necessarily get me hard itself no

Tada

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Update

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You cum?

Yup

The full load on your tip? It’s so clear

nice dick, how does the vibrator feel?

Some got on my stomach and yea I've always had a light load
Really good, it's fantastic to have one that plugs into the wall so I can leave it on for hours. I'm like 60% there to having my ass become jello.

Eh well less cleanup. You ever taste it?

I don't think I've ever blow a load I didn't eat, wasn't gross when I was little and all I made was pre so I guess it's just a normal thing for me now

Your shit looks fucking silly. Hairless balls, hairless taint, hairless pubis mons, but hairy as fuck legs... It looks a poorly drawn cartoon. You look like a god damn joke!

Well I wear shorts a lot and I don't want my family thinking I'm a fag, I'll be going back to my dorms soon where I actually keep everything clean.

I've try sometimes to cum only with a vibrator, but I got that strange "I feel like I'm gonna shit" and it always make me stop, do you feel the same ?

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Hot OP. Most more?

Can slightly relate, it's all about knowing what muscles to relax and which to work, angle is always important too and never go without lube if you care about actually enjoying yourself

You're not special.

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True, but my ass feels nice so look who's 1:0

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OP. Got a Pornhub account or any longer videos with sound? Trying to masturbate before I go to sleep.

How long does it take to shave your ass sweater? Do you do it solo? Or does your bf help get the spots you cant reach?

I was planning on doing a lot of them but I lost motivation after 2 videos might try again who knows.
xvideos /video38025909/pumping_my_18yo_boy_pussy

Not long at all and user if you can't reach all those spots I think you might need to consider dieting

It's not interesting unless it's a dildo on a reciprocating saw. Get to work.

Nice, watched both, hot.

You should start again, both got a couple thousand views, would you ever post your face or you cumming?

>if you cant reach
>implying
Get a load of this faggot...
When the fuck did I say anything about me shaving my ass?

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whats that in your ass

Nutted like vesuvius. Thanks OP!

You... Just solved a few of my problems user. Wasted too much time trying to do something home-made but there's a cheap one online for less than $30

Probably not face, Its kinda kinky with the whole "anonymous online slut" thing.
I might get back into it, lots of new toys since then so making new videos wouldn't be hard
Damn man you got me with that >implying, truly the strongest weapon in your arsenal.

Pull the fucking trigger bitch, you won't

Sounds dangerous as fuck though, even without blades.

A discontinued vibrator from lovehoney, it was the only plug into outlet type that wasn't a wand. I think I got one of the last ones because a week later it was gone.
Danger is my middle name

Faggot

Bump

But you obviously are a fag. Just tell your family.

After an entire childhood of my mom being very suspicious? Not gonna let her know she was right.

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Dude, if she's sus already, then it won't be a surprise.

why?

Eh, I'm still not comfortable with it. Plus I'm almost out of the house permanently so it doesn't matter too much at this point

No way this is below 2mb but here's me from a few months ago messing around with an orange

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Huh, got condensed online I guess
Here's another thing

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OP what's your discord?

Don't have one, is that really something people use to chat? Thought it was a gaming thing mostly.

nope, people definitely use it to chat as well. it's skype but better in every way

What's your fursona?
Mine's a simple grey hare.

Bro I’m wearing panties and a bra and ladies shorts and what your doing is gayer

10/10 would husband you OP

Don't have one but if I could fuck a furry it would probably either be a raccoon, pig, or squirrel. All the mainstream animals are boring.

Would you sleep with your mom?

Lucky I didn't put on my panties for this or you'd die of homo overdose
What are you fucking gay?
I'd absolutely let you blow your hot cum in my boi-pussy every morning user

FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER

Maybe if she wasn't ancient or mentally deranged. Incest isn't a turnoff for me but she sure is.

Woah user, still holding onto Skype? It's a dead platform.

have you ever crossdressed?

One or two times, once snuck away a cousin's swimsuit and tried it on. That was years ago now, I really just put on my pair of panties if I'm trying to look as much like a bitch as possible.

will you post a pic in panties for us?

Dude that's a big dick and you fucking know it

How do you get past the pain of anal? I can hardly stand a toothbrush even if I use lube (olive oil

can i get your snap

moar?

Just spent a few minutes looking for them, could've sworn I left them in my sex toy bag but they're currently MIA
Is it? I blame society but I feel like it's average at best
There are a few things that cause pain from anal, if you do everything correctly there shouldn't be any.
Make sure that you:
}Are 100% clean before trying anything, being not totally sanitized down there can lead to insane discomfort and nastiness
}Don't have any prior injuries to your ass, hemhroids or any kind of cuts/tears will ruin it completely AND get worse in the process, everything needs to be healed first so improve your diet and maybe get a cream/Neosporin
}Use an acceptable lube. I'm not completely sure olive oil is a no go but I remember having oil based troubles when I started out. Currently using a homemade cornstarch and water mixture put on the stove to get thick, works perfectly.
}Be aware of the size you're using. Toothbrushes aren't too big but even starting with a finger and working your way up is better than no prep at all

All of these combined lead to anal without pain, nothing to get past if it's not there at all.

I'd sit on that easy.

I think I'm gonna do more in the future, I have that xvideos account I linked above and a Reddit account named dirtyboy_buttslut, might make more accounts on different platforms but they'd probably all have that username too

And that Reddit account is probably where I'd link to all the others so that's definitely the one to keep track of, Twitter might be another main account soon

Just spent some more time looking for them, no clue where they could be and I think the only pic I have of me in them is on my Reddit, will upload a pic if I do find them before the thread dies

You're doing it wrong.
You gotta angle it forward and when you feel like you gotta pee then you are hitting the spot.
Keep going and eventually you'll cum :P
Make sure to relax and be very horny before you start ;)

What do you do for a living and how much do you make

I'm a student atm, in 4 years I'll be a computer engineer

Bump

Can i fuck ur ass

You indeed can user, you just have to catch me first

You know damn well that’s a decent size dick

This is the first time in history Yea Forums is defending someone's penis size instead of ridiculing it. I'm blown away

what brand is it?
can we get a link?

Lovehoney, but refer to as to why I can't help you further

Any name?

Label just says "Realistic Wand"

How often do you have orgasms without touching your cock?

It honestly just seems like luck at this point, I could spend an hour one day and get nothing but then the next have my mind blown after minutes. I'd say if I'm lucky 1-2 times a week

How many real cocks have you had in your hole?

your cock is so delicious, fuck

Um... If you count my own it would be one. I plan to be a little more extroverted this school year though, hope it's at least 10 by Halloween.

Thank ya kindly

Are you going to let them all hit it raw or get a steady boyfriend to cum in your guts and cheat with the rest?

Are you comfortable with going to hell?

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Definitely more of a raw every night with a different guy kinda person, and unless I could find a bf that could go for hours I'd probably need more than one cock in my life.

Religion is somehow even gayer than I am. How does it make you feel knowing that God isn't real but fortnite porn is?

Some college sluts fuck multiple guys in one night. You ever wanted to have 5 strangers empty themselves in your ass in one night?

You're describing my dream user, I'm just too antisocial for my liking.

You're going to post more.

Any suggestions?

Stop posting my ass.

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Fuck your hole fast and rough like you didn't really want to have sex but he's stronger than you so you consented but just laid there while he takes it.

Fuck off Mike go suck the bad orange man.
Who told you my favorite way to get fucked?

Now means now.

Fuck user I'm sorry, there's no natural light left and all I have is a shitty dim lamp. Just spent 15 minutes trying to find a workaround but couldn't. I officially owe you a rough anal fuck.