Has anybody here actually gotten laid with this app? I have over 60 matches, but most of them don't even message back...

Has anybody here actually gotten laid with this app? I have over 60 matches, but most of them don't even message back. I've been on like 5 dates, but none of them resulted in sex.
What am I doing wrong? I'm not even really picky.

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You're either ugly or weird, but I'm guessing weird because at least 60 women find you attractive. Stop being fucking weird.

Literally just swipe right on absolutely everybody. Ask to hang out within the first few messages. Don't be awkward on dates. They don't matter. Chances are, you'll never even see these women again. You have to stop caring. You're not going to find your wife on Tinder. You'll get laid when you least expect it. Focus on going out and having fun. If you get laid, you get laid. If not, move on to the next one.

This. How are you opening the conversation OP?

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Usually "Hey there. What made you swipe right?" or something of that nature.

Yeah. I’m definitely not the most attractive guy out there either. I fucked an Asian sorority chick at A&M. I wasn’t in college, had nothing in common with her. We just fucked a whole lot.

Yeah when my long-term girlfriend and I broke up about two years ago I immediately downloaded tinder and had sex with a girl off there about two weeks later. I was in a very weird headspace at that time though and I kind of regret it. I had a few more opportunities but it always felt super greasy so I stopped altogether. I'm pretty sure I have Asperger's though so if you aren't having any luck then you might just be ugly or totally uninteresting. Girls on tinder are easy like sunday fucking morning, a little effort goes a long way. I took one girl out for mexican food and it ended up being like $20 altogether and she tried to blow me in my car when I was dropping her back off at her house. I'm not 15 anymore though so I graciously refused. Just put in the most minimal of effort and someone will fuck you eventually. Tinder is like a rat's nest but with skanks. The total lack of self-esteem on there is fucking astonishing.

I met the girl I’m currently dating on tinder, but the catch is we had friends in common already. One of my last photos was our friend and I at the garden of the gods in CO. She didn’t even see it until we were talking for a day or so, then realized she knew him bc he was hooking up with her good friend.

it uses an ELO system so if you do this, you'll match with undesirable people and it will put you in that category, making matching with people you'd actually be interested in very difficult

I found my gf of 4 years off tinder lol

Nope. Almost did, felt sleazy, realised I was sacrificing my ethics, lying and manipulating some random girl for sex. Uninstalled the app and never looked back. Everyone deserves better.

TINDER IS A SCAM
>tinder
>pof
>match
>okcupid
Same Californian company with shady practises.
Don't trust them your data faggots

Literal shills?
Ok maybe not all them but tinder is a scam.

That's already a big red flag that brands you as an unconfident beta fuck.

>what of my numerous unattractive features did you happen to find attractive enough to grace me with your attention, m'lady?

Same we’re going on a year now. Probably gonna pop the question if
we last another, she’s awesome.

This is an honest poster

Respect

go on a date with some alcohol in you

How does a chad message first? I'm done being a fucking beta. Teach me how to be based.

Tinder is run by Jews. Most of those matches aren't even real people its possible the dates aren't even real either. Just paid women who are extremist feminists to hook you into paying monthly for their services. Its so easy to date girls outside of dating websites. The dating sites are literally run by jews.

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Also reminder that they employ the most shills on Yea Forums

THIS

Anyone saying dating apps are a scam are solid 0s that would never get a match. My boss is a 2 but at least managed to wrangle himself a whale or two on tinder.

>it's not a scam, you're just ugly as fuck

This is how you cope with not getting any matches.
>t-they must be not be real if they don’t respond to me!!

Trips confirm
Was about to open an account there because I'm a virgin but I made some research on them and I didn't

maybe there just aren't great options where you live.

maybe you don't have any game, and none of these girls want to fuck you

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha either trolling or virgin

>either trolling or virgin
And you are either a shill or stupid

Tinder is literally owned by Jews. Look it up.

The ones I usually see work make some kind of bad pun or joke using their name or something about them.

Go through her pictures, find something unique about her or something you can use to place some common ground between the two of you, anything from eye color or anything like that to give her some kind of hook thats literally anything but 'hey gurl I think u hot wanna fuk?'

yeah. i used to fuck 2 new tinder thots every week. i'm down to a few per month now because they are all crazy.
some of them were surprisingly hot. maybe your game is weak idk.

not with tinder, but planetromeo made me meet my actual boyfriend

This. I've even used the "Has anyone ever told you that you look like [celebrity]?" line before.

And? Doesn’t change the fact that other people can get pussy on tindr. You’re obviously either incredibly unattractive or incredibly boring because tindr is easy as fuck.

So you admit it's owned by Jews?

I bet the bread in the grocery store is also made and peddled by Jews so that they can get their dirty Jew seeds into your stomach and grow tiny Jew baby stem cells for when the Illuminati needs to restore the youth of the top Jews in power, so they kidnap you and harvest the Jew cells out of your stomach and leave you for dead in a field somewhere.

>and you sly motherfuckers thought you could pull one over on us.

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butthurt jew detected

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Are you mad because your jew dad made you suck his cock ever since you were 3 years old?

Not OP, but what about women who don't have a bio or take boring pictures? Some girls are really hot, but their bio doesn't say anything and their pictures are all really generic angles with nothing interesting.

Lol nobody who gets pussy uses the word “shill”

no one cares who owns it. it works.

But those are the best ones

Sure? I haven’t even looked it up because I don’t care. It works. People that aren’t weird or ugly get laid. AKA not you.

Shills

>he doesn’t deny being unattractive or weird

fpbp

>OY VEY THE GOY HAS FOUND US OUT! DOUBLE DOWN EVERYONE! DOUBLE DOWN!

kek

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OY GEVALT BURN EVERYTHING!

Nigger, the jews own everything. You can't boycott everything because the jews own it.

>60 women
Tinder is programmed with bots to make it appear loaded with desperate women. Don't be a Jewish sheep your entire life.

Usually ask within 5 minutes if they would open their minds and visit my basement torture chamber.

Shut the fuck up you lying Jewish scum.

This is fucking solid advice.

Lost my virginity to a land whale on here so can confirm it works.

Me and my mate made a new profile with a goofy bio and some mediocre pictures of ourselves. We swiped right to everyone and asked every match if they "Want to fuck?". Within a day we had found 3 people who were willing, but one was a tranny and another wanted money for it. So we invited the third one over, who turned out to be much fatter in real life. So after about 45 minutes of awkward conversation and finding out she was a nympho, we proceded to even more awkwardly fuck her for what was probably a couple of hours. My mate had a pretty hard time staying hard so i felt pretty alpha pounding this pig from behind. The morning after we felt pretty fucking disgusted about ourselves, but we've joked alot about it since.

I think i might still have some nudes of her on my phone if anyones interested? :)

Post them. I'm interested in seeing what kind of woman fucks after one message like that.

post them

I'm almost 40 and it's worked out well for me hooking up with younger chicks.
I can't remember meeting anyone from there and not getting at least a blowjob on the first date.

obviously post them

I have more shitty pictures of her but this is the most "nude" picture I have of her. I think I mighta deleted them all.

I also ended up fucking her a couple months later in the middle of the night pretty strung out on caffeine but I couldnt cum for the life of me. I was 18 back then and she was 22.

Also, the snapchat of the tranny is "trannylovecock" and the snapchat of the girl who wanted money is "sabineskybella".

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ew, I can see the fatness. I've been there before. Regret it after, but fun to do still.

So yes OP, if even a beta manlet (5"8) like myself who needs to re-read their own comment 10 times before posting can get laid on Tinder, so can you :)

Honestly, not that bad.

>60 matches
its you user, something you're doing is throwing it off. 60 is enough to keep u occupied you might be retarded or bad at convo or boring or sumn

>Literally just swipe right on absolutely everybody.
holy shit do not do this. they will tank you in the algorithm if you do that. well known fact.

Snapchat is way easier to get laid on, just put a weed emoji in your name then add few slags in local area and allow quick add. Put shit on story like who wants to smoke, who wants a 3 way with me and my bitch, random pics of weed and joints

I’ve fucked dozens of women from tinder and POF and the fake accounts are clearly fake. How autistic is this board that now you claim tinder is fake because your literally socially retarded and ugly. Those are the only two reasons why you aren't hooking with women on tinder. NO OTHER REASON

Man imma pour one out for user. Every girl I’ve ever met from tinder has had sex with me on the first date. It was literally like shooting fish in a barrel and I’m average looking.

Tinder is owned by Jews so what?
CNN is owned by Jews and is the worlds most trusted source for up to date no bias news.

females only got laid.

ive had 5 matches since i started. got two dates and a thid coming up. same girl tho. i like her. gonna smash so hard

What else do you expect from an app that is teaching a whole generation to literally discard people with the swipe of a finger?

Give it a rest you complete twat listen to yourself.