Cringe thread. Don't fucking post unless you're going to share some cringe as well. Begin.
Cringe thread. Don't fucking post unless you're going to share some cringe as well. Begin
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The thread specifically says no Post unless there's also cringe
Your mom.
hoping for actually cringe bread
Really hope this is fake, thats literally elliot rogers if he ever got a girlfriend and didnt ascend to supreme gentleman.
This isnt cringe its top quality bait.
>potent jungle seed
Hes fucking with the cuck community.
get this facebook tier joke off my subreddit.
Definitely. That’s some freshly chopped up bunker fish right there
You know she sucked 15 miles of dick that night
this has to be her mom right?
Jesus I hope so. Her bf sounds like a fucking faggot I hope she cucked him
No, he says “please don’t do anything that will ruin us.” It’s her boyfriend. Also a faggot.
This is literal 9gag tier humor. Unironically kill yourselves
its supposed to be her boyfriend you absolute brainlet unless she saved her mum as stud muffin and her fucking a guy would 'ruin us'
Dont be a retard telling people not to post and people wont post like retards. Retard.
Take it from a post
jesus... she should fuck the chadest chad at the party and live-stream it to this faggot. how pathetic can someone be...
autistic guy + first ever girlfriend = that text
you don't have to specify a lack of irony, it's implied by not saying 'ironically'. unacrobatically piss off.
A little bit of fanciness
You could have done it with 3 different post box images and actually got laughs instead of people thinking you're a boring manchild.
And see all that bullshit she uses as his name? I bet he made her write it like that.
You too, you know ?
we got le trolllll over here guys! what a legend!
that was my first post in the thread mang. i'm just saying, saying the cool new buzzword 'unironically' makes you sound retarded.
Some prefer yellow others prefer red. I think red and yellow go nice together!
>Ight go
it's fake
Not him you utter faggot, postbox guy is a fucking reddit tier loser.
Post?
Is it true that you need a letter writing license to use the post box in England?
Oof. That was bad.
here, squat with me dimitri
holy fucking shit...
Great post with a great question. The answer is no. All you need is shit their reddit humor and you're set
Fuck
Hey Russia I hear you guys are great at going postal!
I coudnt find the beginning of this. Doesn't this have *sips mountain dew in the beginning? Or is that another one?
Sip a post
fuck orf back to plebbit nigger
Sorry guys. That last post was crooked. Le'me fix that.
Posting in post thread
Never saw the full one, wish someone would post it
Ah fuck
Da, komrad
Yiu bet!
Saying CUCK is cringe.
I couldnt imagine a more alpha move than letting someone fuck your wife while you watch.
Just imagine the mentality. That dude knows you can fuck his wife and she won't leave him.
Imagine a guy asking you to fuck his wife while he watched. Could you get a hard on?
Ask and you shall receive
I'll be waiting on your wife then.
We found the leaf!
Sucks to have your life huh?
This shit is more cringe than anything else in the thread.
Obvious satire is not cringe, it's cringey if you think it's real
Wont have to look long to see what's in this post
Orgional poster of "post" here
FUCKJNG FINALLY SOMEONE GET IT
You can feel the autism through these posts, once or twice would've been kinda funny but the autist has no concept of subtlety
it's like you've met me o:
Quit fucking around I'm trying to post
can you kill yourself instead
How does it feel to have your genuinely funny joke turned into Redditspam cancer?
REEEEEEEE
*sound of rust post opening
shhh, it's gonna be alright
If you want spam I'll open up my piss folder. Right now I'm posting
DO IT
fuck your posts i want spam
I know that post office user, that's in Sydney. Think I don't know who you are? You're that sperglord who's always taking photos of postboxes.
Next time I see you down there taking a photo of it, I'm gonna bash you for trying to shit up this thread cunt.
Ah, now this feels like Yea Forums
You're not the hero we deserve. You're the hero we need.
lol fag
I always assumed this was a gay best friend sort of deal.
i dont get it? do these girls actually exist? where?
also checked
They are usually projections of the ideal girl some super autistic guy has. This fat hairy guys perfect girl is that picture, which is fucking cringe.
Lmao wtf WHY
worst part is someone spent a good few hours painting that, background art looks like it was done seperately and then line art and colouring was potentially someone else, freaks on deviantart do collabs like this on the daily though.
Sorry I'm at work and had to do something. Ask and you shall recieve
Well this thread sure took a sharp turn towards Cringetown
It’s what OP wanted
a timeless classic, nice post
Anyone got that Excel sheet where an user wrote down things to say for Mr. Game and Watch moves while he played with this girl he was trying to bang? It's super cringe.
I need this to be real
Jesus....
I need to start spending more time on /r9k/
I'm glad my grandfather (who fought in WW2) isn't around to see this shit. How can anyone defend these nutjobs?
Autisgender seriously? Fucking kek and oof at the same time
what a dream of a girl
i was literally the maoam guy in school....fuck my life
no, no you don't
>tfw when my ex girlfriend is majoring in programming and is extremely submissive and kinda acted like this.
>C++
Shes PERFECT!
anyone who posts, or unironically enjoys being a “cuck”. they should be castrated and force fed their little dicks
Now with bacon
Is that Kiwo? Or whoever the hell it was that dude who worked at applebee's that fucked dogs and roadkill.
i look exactly like that but just really skinny
Kek what the fuck
hang on
Name was Kero my b
Lost
just made me get keys out of my pocket
Christ what a fucking waste of space, the circle jerk is fucking hilarious. Still listening to this holy fuck
aren't they the ones with the crocodile logo?
>don’t ignore me you rancid swine
Kek
This is my gf and I'm miserable
if you're miserable with your gf, break up.
How many beers is it gonna take lads?
I like girl cringe
The real cringe is that you have that racist image.
Hopefully you can get over it and join society someday though :^)
thats a dude, right?
yup, ánd his gf. can you guess which is which?
Fuck yeah
hm whats the stats for police killed by blacks, or police killed by whites, or police killed by police? also % of what?
% of fiction, they don't add up to 100%.
that's one of the first things I noticed that's why I wondered what the % is based on.
Kids these days
Okay so there's two groups here "whites killed by..." and "blacks killed by..." and it adds up to 100% each but the crazy shit is that the police shouldn't be excluded form the racial figures unless cops don't have a race.
Are those black eyes?
sure but they account for 100% of what? its from san fransico so is every Mexican or Chinaman who killed a black or white in 2015 a police officer?
Jeez we have a champion
Maybe no other race killed anyone in san fran that year, or every other race was a cop... that's what it reads like.
We let it happen... We need to put these people in camps, fuck democracy, all we need is a leader who thinks like we do.
For this to happen we need to revolt.
But why go outside when you have the internet right?
cocaine's a hell of a drug
See how none of those are even close to 81% or 97%?
I'm not denying black-on-black violence or anything, but simply throwing the most extreme percentages you can find (or make up) around without any context or anything is complete bullshit. Even if those percentages of 97% and 1% can really be extracted from accurate real-world data they are still *clearly* cherry-picked for a very particular and highly biased narrative. Thus either the percentages, the narrative and possibly both are absolutely worthless for describing the situation.
...
Why the fuck did the picture not attach..
Wow ya slow buddy.
>not the same statistic
>Just murder % made by race.
agreed. seems more likely that someone just thought of criteria they wanted to fake and assigned % to what they thought of at that moment. seems more likely. or maybe every Mexican who killed someone in 2015 in san francisco was a police officer killing another Mexican police officer
big yikes
Laughed my ass off at the last sentence.
What do you think a cuck shed looks like?
Either one of those Lowes pre-built sheds or a closet under the stairs like in Harry Potter. idk
That's a good kek from me
I like the harry potter closet room imagery
this isn't cringe, this is hilarious
cop is a race
lol @ mark the mint man
Joe mama
He'd settle for a 70 y/o, with 'mutual touching and stuff'. I kinda feel bad for this dude, though.
Also, what's imitation crab meat made out of?
its called "white fish"
thats cute
Hes not gay though, and they're all HO scale, why do you feel bad for him?
I don't know. There's something sad and innocent about him.
You had it coming when you told them how to post
but theyre HO scale.
OP’s boring as a post
k
Yeah, I am going to say there is nothing wrong with a friend that will let you groom her pussy.
JMU and this guy still got no pussy
everyone already got it you fucking retard
>he was never sexual in his humour
This is too good to be real
> ha ha! I'd tentacle rape you ...
Some people are such pieces of shit than an OD is a net positive for the rest of us.
Literally a university presentation. Autism is a terrible terrible affliction.
Like 90% of user you mean?
Enough to give you alcohol poisoning.
its defo fake, why would his 'gf' say 'Aight go', before he posted it.
lol wrong image sorry, undertale fandom are almost all autistic af.
I'm not gay but I'd unironically do this for the immitation crab meat. I eat so fucking much of it i wouldn't be surprised if I got mercury poisoning. I wouldn't regret it either that shits FUCKING DELICIOUS holy fuck guys.
it is pretty good...
FYCJUBG DUSGYSTUBG
Not too many, i like chubby/fatty girls sober kek
Bump
I have mad respect for anyone with balls big enough to do this. Personally, I play up like I'm an autismo to get away with this kind of shit but I've never mustered the sheer gall to present on anything worse than Yu-gi-oh
The thought of this has me diamonds
Would.
NO BOYS. MO' DRINKIN
Thats the worst part though, they're so socially inept and autistic they thought theyd get big laughs from this.
ouch
ITT facts are no longer objective and can considered "racist"
This
>C++
>Shes PERFECT!
but she is also probably the same age as your mom
don't fucking tell me what to do, user
Bump!
Come on anons, you c-can do it! D-don't let the thread die now!
stfu
This. Moar cringe plox.
Poes law hittin hard here
POST SOMETHING YOU FATHERLESS NIGGERS
imo it's cute
Overly worried and the girl should say something about it but can't blame the guy.
He never had such experiences and don't rly know how it goes.
I would
Always made friends by asking them if they wanted a big of food or gum.
Even made long term friends with them. Only thing I did is give them a bit of food in the beginning that's it.
It's a bit too far but i think giving out mints is p good especially if you're socially retarded.
At least he tried.
I don't even get what he's trying to say, can somebody make sense of this shit?
aka: you have sent messages exacctly the same, making you just as autistic and pathetic. The major irony being that that image is fake.
>imagine being this desperate
you wouldn't user, if you're having a hard time now, that'll probably pass. surrendering all dignity for meaningless acts of fornication will not bring you happiness. take care, fag
i think he meant to say "fucking amen", you know, the little refrain or whatever that christfags always use
>Accusing others of autism.
>Quoted every single post.
Off yourself you fucking piece of shit
This
nah he meant fucking A, as in army slang.
Imagine defending post posters.
C++? I only date girls that program in C and Python.