Tfw no rekt thread

>posting gore on a rekt thread
Nigga you didn't contribute shit either. Gore and rekt are different things.

Coz mommy needs to pay the bills

Source?

>he looks like lil tecca lmfao

read the fucking filename

how is this rekt?

neither of you must get the point, rekt is stuff you bring upon yourself, in some capacity. There must be an irony to it, not just dead bodies or someone using a dildo as they intended. It'd have been rekt if the base slipped in

That thing is gonna look like a fucking grenade wound

Stop fucking around and start posting stuff, this is now a rekt thread.

Attached: Statue of Liberty fail.webm (406x720, 695K)

Attached: advancedniggertactics.webm (720x1280, 1.93M)

Attached: agar.io IRL.webm (480x320, 376K)

Attached: bear eats nigger.webm (960x544, 1.62M)

Attached: bees win.webm (330x600, 1.66M)

enjoy supporting victims of sex trafficking....you know its been proven that she is basically a slave owned by turkish mafia right?

STOP. SUPPORTING. TURKISH. PIMPS. IN. EUROPE.

Attached: Can't swim.webm (368x640, 1.99M)

Attached: fried chicken.webm (330x600, 1.03M)

shit that makes it so much more hotter

fuck you nigger

The bear has aids now, RIP.

They can have her, we need only the best and brightest to continue the master race

Link to proof? Couldn't find anything googling this

did he change short type while drowning?

waste of nerve gas

Attached: 1527023955228.webm (480x480, 440K)

what dildo is that?

She has nice feet

>that fucking autistic clap

Attached: d6032df749f73af4c72d060344744078.jpg (400x400, 27K)

what?

gotta wonder what in the fuck he was thinking

Saved, also can be used for ylyl breads. My fucking sides

Did candles impale her eyes?
Video ends too fast to assess the true rektness

Yeah like wtf happened?

She went blind from this. The candles destroyed both her eyes. The boy, let's call him Donnie (Donnie is not her name) was put into a mental hospital soon after and the family disowned him. On his birthday his sister shoved cake in his face playfully, this was his answer. You would do something fun and he'd get all violent and repeat stuff. You playfully tickle him, he would come over and scratch you until you bled. There was never a moment's peace in the home until he was locked away. That poor girl will never get her sight back.

i fapped to her so many times. great slut.

Bet she sounds like a wind tunnel when she farts.

Attached: 923689.jpg (640x480, 90K)

Who is she?

Retards should be culled at birth.

imagine the smell

Attached: hehheheheh.gif (800x533, 1.29M)

It's called the "Your Mom's Best Friend"

do you even read the thread?

it didnt give any names or searchable shit

Attached: pile up.webm (1600x640, 1.51M)

are you retarded?
>filename
>siswet
>read the fucking filename

SISWET
IT'S FUCKING SISWET
GO TO SOME RANDOM PORN WEBSITE AND SEARCH FOR SISWET YOU STUPID AUTISTIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN

Attached: Spikes.webm (854x480, 1.85M)

Attached: Soccer Practice.webm (854x480, 1.86M)

Literaly who?

Beaner culture at its finest

this is a rather small one for her mmh

Fuck the video didn't make me laugh. You did.

Attached: 1567039979103.jpg (533x600, 100K)

did he diet?

where can i buy this anti-slut-device?

I know that the name is siswet, there is no information anywhere about her being affiliated with the Turkish mafia. Learn to read you fucking autist

maybe because IT'S NOT TRUE YOU IDIOT. fucking reddit

it would just be regular smell tf

how is it possible !?

Get out virgin.

i have them all and will share none

Attached: 20190904_183545.jpg (4032x1816, 1.23M)

Does caps lock help you to express the autistic rage?

The virgin overlord appears

fapping right now

Attached: 20190904_183524.jpg (4032x1816, 1.46M)

I demand the sauce, i want the audio

so good

Attached: 20190904_183629.jpg (4032x1816, 1.45M)

that's my favorite vid of her

Attached: 20190904_184006.jpg (4032x1816, 1.21M)

anyone got that indian texting with leg torn off?

Imagine shoving huge dildos up your ass for a living

fake as fuck, proof you edgy shitlord

liveleak.com/view?i=117_1394192847
almasdarnews.com/article/aleppo-rebels-behead-a-child/
liveleak.com/view?i=1c1_1491310028
kys faggots

never fails to make me cum

Attached: 20190904_184224.jpg (4032x1816, 1.25M)

oh no jumped from 15' into water, save me.

really?

9 11 seems like a good post number for this

Attached: flame on.webm (375x375, 1.84M)

i would tonguefuck her asshole likes there's no tomorrow

Attached: 20190904_184446.jpg (4032x1816, 1.26M)

Elise - insane testicle massacre

>wow oh my goodness it's rule 63 goatse

fucking google porn if you want to look at porn you pathetic virgin, this is a rekt thread

Attached: house commits suicide.webm (692x388, 1.43M)

O_o thanks

Any rekt gifs?? I want to show them to my brother, he is a scared retard

sounds like a dream

With her stretching skills she could deliver her next baby anally.

Attached: fem_bewildered.jpg (295x248, 38K)

A bottle gringo shampoo.

Attached: 1557204345035.png (516x493, 597K)

Dropping this

Attached: 1567419064869.webm (224x400, 1.96M)

Fuck me, what a fucking retard

There comes a point where life is no longer worth living. This is it.

Attached: char_headshot_sid.jpg (449x496, 217K)

imagine thinking that downies and other tards shouldn't be euthanized at birth.

I NEED GIFS YOU FUCKING INBRED NO LIFE DOGS

Kek

True true

rekt

Attached: surprise.gif (500x322, 1.23M)

And making chump change doing it.

That’s kinda hot

Fucking that ass would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway

Attached: 1566492672891.gif (451x318, 1.76M)

Still worth living if he has a penir and can have sex.

dont do that at home

ew

Women are made to be sex slaves

chat more shit you storytelling faggot.

yeah and then yelling at the maid about the mess and jerkin off watching her pick up all the sausage

Samefag kys.

>tfw almost did this at 13 but chickend out
>tfw had no idea this could kill me
i'm a fuckin retard, glad i didn't jump

Saw her pass out on that thing last week. after gaping her ass for 8 hours she just stopped moving. You could hear a snore, then she leaned forward and the think popped out of her ass. she hit the floor face down without any reaction. stayed unconcious while the mod lied and said "she's just bored because she isn't getting tipped" and didn't wake up until someone called her. then she kept moving in slooooow motion, trying to put it back in her ass but obviously she had no feeling in her noodle hands at that point.

Because she probably has a kid you fucking retard

Does she bleed sometimes or she's really that elastic ?

I'll never understand this.
This woman is of no use to anyone ever again.
She completely destroyed all of her value.

Damn shame that the necklace he slapped on while getting stung to death by bees didn't help him.

Attached: Eyebrows.gif (400x225, 922K)

So fucking hot.

>chinkoid
>thinking

>implying nobody will fuck her
>implying dirty bitches like this aren't in short demand
>dat incel logic
go be a virgin somewhere else faggot

Meh, only faggots like anal anyway. But if I found out my girlfriend was taking log sized dildos up her ass I don't know how I would feel

>knuckle grip

That thing is designed to be punched into the recipient.

Checked

what was the point in writing this? it's not true and it's not even entertaining

yah because there arent millions of videos on youtube of fucking everyone slamming a face in a cake. racist fuck.

MORE GIFS REKT PL0X

As a beekeeper this really pisses me off.
Except for the hybridized african types (you can look this up), most bees in the US are Italian or Carnolian variety. They are very sweet and gentle, and it takes a LOT to piss them off.
This is what you call a swarm- its a dream for a guy like me because I know how to catch them (wearing a suit of course) and then put them into a hive box so I could raise 'em for honey.
Of all the "wild" animals out there, honeybees do a tremendous amount of good, and they also make you money (beekeeping takes some time and moeny to get started, but you can be old, disabled, or just a generally lazy fag like most of you Yea Forumstards) that is enough to pay at least some bills,and if you are really serious you can make an entire income on it (between 30-40K at most, but its a cash business).
This guy got what he deserved.

Attached: AccurateSnivelingArmednylonshrimp-small.gif (334x251, 658K)

they are all over pornhub anyway

Attached: 1567521992116.gif (500x500, 119K)

REKT GIFS ONLY! NO NEW SCHOOL NIGGER WEMBS

That kids gonna be a ninja

is that cause your shitty overpriced iphone doesn't support webms?

nice try, newfag

Attached: DQM40DEUQAMApIv.jpg (498x509, 45K)

Kek beaner detected

Whether or not it's a real, that is a very accurate depiction of what it's like to have a kid like this. My ex girlfriend had an autistic kid who had very violent tendencies and it was one of the things that destroyed the relationship. Kid would destroy things, beat the shit out of everyone, and thought it was funny. Drove his mother - my ex - to hardcore alcoholism, which brought out her most abusive, narcissistic traits, which is what led to the break-up.

Not to blame the breakup on the kid - it was a shit relationship that should have ended earlier than it did - but if the kid had been normal I'm positive I'd still be in that shit relationship.

Having a kid like this is fucking awful - when they are violent like this the resources to "help" dry up and your only option is to lock your own child away.

Attached: 1533770752088.gif (500x460, 634K)

this is the reason people need to abort and euthanise tards, the only thing they do is drain resources and fuck up the rest of the world, why support such cruelty

I know right? Imagine when she has to shit? I bet she has to shove her fist up there on the way to the toilet so she doesn't shit herself.

Jesus Christ you fucking brain dead retard. Just download VLC player so your faggot iphone can play webms. It’s not that hard.

Attached: 34915412-F1AF-45A4-9BB4-33DBC92F9473.jpg (570x587, 43K)

surely someone else has these, if OP is going to be an asshole and not share...

NO VLC IS HACK. I WANT GIF NO NEW SCHOOL NIGGAR

omg LOL

A real bro shares his favorite porn vid

>psssssshwheeeeeeewhhhhhhh

I no respect you!
I no fear you!

cannibal jellyfish

Does anyone have the one of the guy trying to kill himself with a flare gun

Attached: D86D668C-6DD4-4F7B-9D8A-88FA08AD5FF6.jpg (640x480, 96K)

3spoopy12me

poor bear has aids now

Attached: 1552186908353.jpg (573x731, 82K)

Shampoo/conditioner

God i wish that were me

Shit is all over xvideos, what's your point?

Attached: 1212608803715.jpg (640x480, 228K)

OHFUCKING SHIT user YOU'VE MADE MY DAY I was talking about this episode trying to remember the premise not 2 days ago.

you just had to go and make it hot as fuck didnt you?

Like a true nigger

Why are we still keeping retards alive?

I'm actually surprised this killed the bird.

I didn't think charcoal would burn that good

why?
you don't think a high end computer or a tv requires a lethal amount of electricity to constantly be available in an ordinary every day socket?

Made me lose

Attached: EBeQW-5WkAENOZs.jpg (1200x900, 160K)

I cannot stand people that do this. They so stupid. They see the odd video of people doing it on tv and movies and think it's totally fine, when it's incredibly dangerous.

dude trust me

>think
Look at that mong

Attached: nerve gas fan.webm (400x208, 1.53M)

Attached: niggavsgravity.webm (480x846, 656K)

Looks like britney spears from that southpark episode

Attached: Hei CH ff3.webm (320x690, 1.48M)

story?

story?
once upon a time there was a braindead fuck who climbed to the top of a statue and fell to his death. the end.

Where?

Love how the guy just walks away.....probably muttering under his breath "Told you not to touch the fan you faggot"

Attached: DEEWZs.gif (320x180, 1.02M)

If that was me, just give me the damn gun again so I can finish what I fucked up the first time.

Explain this please

A stupid cunt decide to climb a monument. What he didn't know was that a thick layer of nerve gas was waiting for him.
He died a horrible death.

xhamster.com/videos/long-hard-fist-12143956#720p

enjoy. and someone explain me how is this physically possible

>xhamster.com/videos/long-hard-fist-12143956#720p
What does he touches ?! where's the pleasure ?

her name/?

She literally could take a human head up there.

Stick a fork into an outlet and find out.

> "incredibly dangerous"
alright, mom chill out

She will suffer some serious and irreversible anal leakage and be forced to wear diapers soon. Tons of adult diapers are sold in San Fransisco where the average age is about 40. Assholes are meant to be exit only anons.

>not even ylyl

lost

Attached: 1459986558689.gif (250x250, 993K)

Hitler was right. Retards should be gassed.

look up bad dragon

why do you have this? Have mercy

Attached: 12a.jpg (600x600, 41K)

>can have sex.
and who the literal fuck would even consider having sex with you? I mean perfectly looking guys don't have a sexual life... how would you score like this? you wouldn't.

anyone here have the backstory on the yellow dove video? where the asian women piss onto the dude’s face until he drowns in it? asking for a friend

This is one of the most pathetic things ever. If everything went well, at best everyone says you're an uncoordinated retard spazz.

Would you fuck him user?

this makes me laugh every time.

>when you beg to be let out of chastity early

Attached: tumblr_orrt8mjKHj1wrhe3vo1_1280.jpg (900x1200, 195K)

Fucking daenerys

Wheres the video of the two girls who got decapitated by sand niggers?

did he survive?

Bump for dead niggers.

I think so

efukt.com/22885_Yellow_Dove.html

In case anyone hasn’t seen it

Deets?

You been hit by, you been hit by, a future criminal.

Dollars to donuts that bike was stolen.

I love the way the kid in white turns around and keeps jogging back after he realizes he's not going to catch up to the kid on the bike. Like "Yeah, just squeezing in a little cardio. Nothing to see here."

There can be only one!

I work in mental health and are trained for violence. My colleague who was experienced, got offered a shift in a home for autistic teenage boys/young men. Similar deal he thought. He shit himself. He had to wear armour. Literal armour. Helmets with visors, everything. He said it was like a medieval battle. Fuckers attacking anything that moved. You weren't allowed to go anywhere alone. The nurses station was like a bank, with bullet proof glass, steel doors and huge massive fuck off locks. The patients were all massive, 6ft+ 300 pounds with extra tard strength.

omg that's really fucked up. do we know the reason they did it? i watched the whole thing but the site never said why they did it.

Fuck off nigger.

Chinks bro.

I lost

good lord.... i really want to know why they wanted him dead though.

Sauce?

I know. I thought at first they would eventually let him out like it was just some sort of bdsm. Nope. Actual fucking group torture/murder. No typical efukt humor injected in there either. I tried searching for a news story or something but I came up empty handed

Same.

I get that rational thought probably leaves you pretty quickly after being fully engulfed in flames, but wtf was going in his head where he's like "Yep' better head back upstairs."

I will as soon as I see their suffering

Remember kids, if you're engulfed by raging flame, stop drop and roll.. But most importantly, head back upstairs.

Wheres that video of a guy dancing in a bee suit with one of those giant acid spitting hornets nest on his shoulder and then gets pulled out of the jungle paralysed and dead by some paramedics?

Kek

lmao you can see his brain on the floor behind him

I feel better about my life suddenly. A lot better actually

whats her name?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d0e3bf0af043

He landed on his back. That is what killed him.

Yep.
parismatch.com/Actu/Faits-divers/La-Techno-Parade-se-termine-par-une-tragedie-831351

story or sauce?

Probably some nigster overestimated its ability to climb the whitey's house to acquire their riches, hence the lack of empathy shown by the cameraman..

It is more like 40 to 45 feet bro.

How this is rekt Idk but it's fucking hot

sauce for this?

Lol
efukt.com/22866_Making_the_Impossible_Possible.html

Attached: SmartSelect_20190904-172449_Chrome.jpg (1396x1411, 434K)

Post some shit you unwashed niggers.

Attached: this_should_be_done_to_furries.webm (1280x720, 1.43M)

Will always be some of the hottest porn in the world.

>Little Asian girl
>can take it all
>never needs to stop
>cums from being the slave
It's the kind of woman you fuck and fuck and fuck until you're really, truly, completely finished, and she will get mad if you stop to care.

During war, said tards should be the first wave. Nobody cares if they die and they get to go insane freely and won't back down with thier tard strength.
You dont even need to attempt to plan or teach them tactics, just release the containment door and maybe give them some sticks, rocks, and pipes.

Attached: 1543711531054.webm (1174x720, 1.89M)

not sure I believe anyone died in this. probably fake imo. if Yea Forums has taught me anything then it's that everything is always fake. they never stay on him for long enough, he could've breathed when they cut away

video or it did not happen

Attached: a24c4c756754438a18d9fc23c15429d9.jpg (640x640, 38K)

Did you not see the ending?

Of course no one died you fuck tard.
You think someone is going to make a snuff film, with a camera pointing directly up the toilet seat but still blur the genitalia?

wew lad

wew lad

Woman was being kept as a slave of sorts. Tried to climb out of that balcony to escape and realised how stupid she was too late. The sound is her asking the person filming to help her

Such a pretty girl. Why do this to your asshole? She got maybe $50 to do this. Nothing wrong with anal but thats extreme. She must wear diapers.

Clearly Photoshoped. You guys realise there is LIQUID under that bridge not solid ground.

I need more details please and thank you

listen faggot, calm your fucking tits. ppl were taking it seriously above. I was pointing out that it's fake; your points are valid as well; it's fake allright

Here is some actual rekt content

Attached: 1566543360480.webm (640x352, 1.99M)

>They so stupid
dude he's literally a mongoloid abomination of course he's stupid

they don't think which is the problem

story?

pretty freaky porn tbh

And some more

Attached: 1558241990165.webm (400x736, 1.73M)

sure, let's all reach into his skull with our bare hands and pull bits off the icky stuff out - because that's what cultured people would do

oh and don't forget to pull his eyes out as well, lest he tell on us as soon as he gets up later

medfag here, can confirm that is standard cpr procedure

I want this dildo

Hey all cultures are beautiful you bigot.You just dont understand the beautiful south american culture

This is a rekt thread, fag. Not Bill Nye the Science Guy.

she died free

Proff you fag

>I NEED GIFS YOU FUCKING INBRED NO LIFE DOGS
iFags btfo

Cant perform a heart massage without taking the heart out first

Listen here, nigger. These are japs we’re talking about. If you don’t think that culture is fucked up in enough ways to blur genitals and not the faces of these murderous whores, you’re dumber than I thought

wew lad

Normal anal is safe and fine. But this isnt normal and many fags go extreme

lol get a load of this degenerate. Enjoy your slow death of AIDS, faggot.

Attached: Dr.Bees.jpg (1280x720, 70K)

Imagine being such a beta cuck you cant even snap a turkey's neck

siswet thread

Attached: f124ff158543f9556ef46aef3165e97d977bdbf9adfce072bc61f626cbb527f7.webm (360x640, 1.89M)

Lol get a load if this vigin fag right here

I am so sorry for our loss, user.

Are you black?

Bees are on the what now?

wew lad

share more op

its struck by

I ain't ever electrocuted a bird but I grew up in a kind of farm and neck breaking or decapitation are quick and seems less painful

Finland doesn't exist

>racist fuck.
Leave, faggot. Never come back.

Lol stfu

Thats why PreP and condoms exist dude so you don't catch the aides

>dat traffic cone on the shelf

Baby's first drive-by

good. because that is disgusting

story

fake and gay

Attached: 1553470902044.webm (360x480, 1.67M)

isis 2.0: mexican boogaloo

You must be very lonely and isolated...

Clearly gore

a virus spread throughout all of brazil turning em into ZOMBIES

deploy the monkies

Oh no nonononononono

>baiting this hard

"I'M TRIPPING SO FUCKING HARD IT'S AFFECTING MY CAMERA"

someone either slept through of skipped science class

………..this happened to me in almost the exact same way
I was in a lot of pain for a few minutes and it was embarrassing as hell it was in public

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A DOG???
WHAT THE FUCK? YO...… ISN'T THIS ILLEGAL?

youtube.com/watch?v=WP8T1L8Seoo
"O, O, O!" lmaooooooo

Literally no one is rolling

seriously I can't imagine what that dog did to deserve that? if people can't train a dog than don't buy one in the first place. Or put it up to adoption. theirs no reason to EVER do this

thats a goat

its a fucking goat

this a fucking ylyl? I LOST!

This doesn't even look pleasurable.