Hi Yea Forums can you tell me why I can't get a girlfriend? I'm really nice to girls but they seem to avoid me

FEMALES LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT I WORSHIP THEM AND GIVE THEM EVERYTHING AND THEY JUST TELL ME TO GO AWAY AND BLOCK MY NUMBER BECAUSE THEY ARE SHALLOW AND ONLY WANT ATTRACTIVE CHADS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT I KNOW THIS IVE HAD SO MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH THIS A GRIL CAN NOT LOVE AN UGLY GUY I HAVE LEARNED THIS AND I AM UGLY AND NO WOMEN HAVE EVER LIKED ME AND TELL ME TO GO AWAY I FUCKIN HATE HOW SHALLOW FEMALES ARE

WHATS WITH ALL OF THESE SLUTS THIS IS WHY Yea Forums SHOULD BAN WOMEN THEY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THIS WEBSITE OR TO ME HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPSOED TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND IF NOT OF THEM WILL DATE ME BECASE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH WHY WONT THEY JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
IM NOT AN INCEL IVE JUST NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE WOMEN DONT GIVE ME A CHANCE I AM SO TIRED OF WOMEN WALKING OVER ME WHEN EVER I DO ANYTHING NICE FOR THEM THEY TREAT ME LIKE SHIT IM JUST GOING TO GIVE UP AND START TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT MAYBE THEYLL ACTUALLY LIKE ME BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO LIKE GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT

ID GIVE ANYTHING FOR THE ATTENTION OF A LADY ANYTHING ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD I CRAVE WOMEN SO MUCH YET I HATE THEM EVEN MORE I JUST WISH I COULD CARASS A SPECIAL LADYS BREAST BUT I DONT THINK THAT DAY WILL COME I HATE MY LIFE WHY CANT I GET WOMEN SEX SHOULDNT BE DETERMINED BASED ON APPERANCE FUCK I WANNA SMASH
THEY SHOU;LLD VALUE HOW SMART I AM AND HOW NICE I AM TO THEM AND HOW FUNNY I AM AND HOW TALL I AM BUT THEY DONT CARE BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE SO STUPID THEY NEVER GIVE ME A CHANCE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WHY CANT I GET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

IVE TRIED IMPROVING MY GROMMING BUT IT IS HARD AND TAKES A LOT OF TIME I DONT HAVE A PERSONALITY DEFECT AND I DO BRUSH MY TEETH YET OBVIOUSLY WOMAN CARE ABOUT MY UGLIENSS MORE THAN ME BRUSHING ME TEETH BECAUSE WOMEN ARE STUPID SHALLOW AND USLESS ONLY FOR FUCKING CHADS TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMAN DO NOT LIKE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY THEY FLNCH WHN THEY SEE ME BCAUSE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WOMEN ARE SO HORRIBLE IM NICE TO THEM BUT THEN THEYLL TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE AND I KNOW ITS BECAUSSE THEY THINK IM UGLY
I DO NOT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN IDK HOW IM GOING TO GET PUSS BUT I HOPE SOMEDAY ILL FIND A BITCH STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL WOMANS VAGINA AND I DONT WANT SOME UGLY SKANK BECAUSE THAT DOESNT COUNT

I HAVENT SLEPT WITH ANY WOMEN AND I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH AN UGLY WOMAN I AM NOT GOING TO DOWNGRADE MYSLEF TO THAT I KNOW MY WORTH I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WHO I CAN TAKE CARE OF AND WORHSHIP BUT ALL THE PRETTY GILS HATE ME SO I WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE SEX IM SO MAD

speak it brother

>Chronicles of an Incel: Hard Rage

THANK YOU FOR ENCOURAGEMENT I HAVE TRIED TO IMPROVE MY LIFE I STARTED GROOMING BY BRUSHING MY TEETH BUT WOMEN STILL IGNORE AND AVOID ME THEY THINK IM DISGUSTING EVENTHO I GROOM BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE ALL WRETCHED CREATURES AND HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. BECAUSE OF WOMEN I CAN NOT GET A JOB FUCK THEM

IM NOT AN INCEL WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT BECUASEI KNOW MY WORTH YET WOMSN WONT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE IM UGLY I DONT DESERVE THAT I DONT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IM SO NICE TO THEK

ITS NOT FAIR I DESERVE SEX FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMN IM NICE AND SMART AND FUNNY WOMEN ARE SO SHALLOW THEY WONT FUCK ME CAUSE IM UGLY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
BEACUSE I CANT HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN I NO LONGER HAVE A JOB THATS RIGHT I GOT FIRED BECAUSE OF A WOMAN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SHALLOW AND WONT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE IM UGLY

NO I WILL NOT LOWER MY STANDARDS I KNOW MY WORTH AND WOMEN SHOULD KNOW MY WORTH TOO BUT THEY ARE TOO SHALLOW AND STUPID TO UNDERSTAND I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL LADY NOT SOME DUMB SKANK ALSO I DO THINK WOMEN OWE ME SOMETHING AT LEAST THE ONES IVE BEEN NICE TO, BUT THEY JUST AVOID ME AND TELL ME TO GO AWAY I DONT TREAT THEM LIKE OBJECTS BUT I WILL STOP BEING NICE TO THEM SINCE IT GETS ME NO WHERE

I THINK ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE BEING TREATED NICE MOST BEAUTIFUL SKANKS LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT BY THEIR CHAD BOYFRIENDS IM NOT A FUCKING CREEP YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE SHALLOW WOMEN I DEAL WITH EVERYDAY WHO CALL ME A CREEP BECAUSE IM UGLY AND ASKED THEM ON DATE

big tears for a little man

GO FUCK YOUR SELF YOUR PROBABLY A CHD AND YOUR GF IS A SHALLOW SLUT STACY FUCK YOU IWAS NT TALKING TO YOU I WAS TALKING TO OP SO GO FUCK YOURSLEF
I ACTUALLY HAVE A SISTER SO I DO KNOW FUCK ABOUT WOMEN YOUVE PROBABLY NEVER TALKED TO A WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE

>tells me that i have a girlfriend named stacy
>proceeds to tell me in the same run-on sentence that i've never talked to a woman in my whole life

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SO WHEN DID Yea Forums FILL UP WITHREDDITNG LIBERALS FUCK YOU WHITE KNIGHTS DEFENDING FEMALES YOU HAVE ALL PROBABLY NEVER GOTTEN PUSSY AT LEAST I HAVE A SISTER SO I HAVE TALKED TO WOMEN BEFORE YOU ALL SUCK

I WISH MIKU WAS REAL THEN SHE WOULD BE MY GIRLFRIEND AND HAVE SEX WITH ME AND I WOULD NO LONGER BE A VIRGIN I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO LOVE ME IF SHE WAS REAL THEN I WOULD NOT BE A VIRGIN BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ERHAND FUCK HER HUGR TITS ASS AND PUSSY

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I MIGHT MOVE TO JAPAN MY LEGAL RECORD WOULDNT FOLLOW ME THERE AND I COULD GET A JOB WITH MY DEGREE AND WOMEN THERE LIKE MEN FOR MORE THEN THEIR LOOKS AND MONEY I COULD FIND REALLY CUTE JAPANESE FEMALE TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO THEY LIKE GUYS LIKE ME THEIR WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN IN AMERICA FUCK

IN JAPAN JAPANESE FEMALES ACTUALLY FIND WHITE MEN VERY ATTRACTIVE I WOULDNT BE COMPETEING WITH ANY STUPID CHADS I WOULD HAVE A CHANCE AND THEY LIKE ANIME SO THEY WOULD DEFINITELY WANT TO HAVE SX WITH ME

WHY DO I HAVE TO LOVE WOMEN WHY CANT I JUST BE GAY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH THEY ARE THE REASON I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE THEY DIDNT LIKE ME ASKING THEM OUT BECAUSE IM UGLY FUCK YOU WLADIES OUT THERIR THEY OWE ME A JOB AND SOME SEX

IT REALLY IS THEIR FAULT I DONT HAVE A JOB THE WOMEN AT MY LAST JOB GOT ME FIRED BECAUSE I WAS TOO UGLY FOR THEM THEY WERE ALL FUCKING SKANKS ANYWAYS WHO HAD CHAD BOYFRIENDS I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING BETTER SOMETHING NOT ABUSIVE BUT NO THEY ALL JUST LIKE BEING MISTREATED BY THEIR CHAD HUSBANDS
I KNOW MY LEGUE AND I KNOW IM WORTH THE ATTENTION OF A BUEATIFUL FEMALE BUT FEMALES ARE SO FUCKING SHALLOW AT LEAST MOST OF THEM THEY SHOULD GIVE ME ATTENTION AT LEAST ITS NOT MY FAULT MOST WOMEN ARE SLUTS

I CANT JUST ASK A GIRL OUT BECAUSE I KEEP TRYING THAT ANDTHEY ALL JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE WOMEN HATE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM
IM SMART AND NICE AND FUNNY SO THEREFORE IM WORTH THAT OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BUT FEMALES ARE SO STUPID THEY JUST AVOID ME BECUASE IM UGLY BEFORE GETTING TO KNOW ME

EXPECTING SEX FROM A WOMAN BECAUSE IM NICE TO THEM IS NOT CREEPY AT ALL ITS HOW LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO WORK BUT BECAUSE OF FEMINISM AND PEOPLE LIKE HILLARY CLINTON THINGS GOT SCREWED UP AND NOW FEMALES ARE SHALLOW AND HATE ME I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL WOMENS AFFECTON BECAUSE I AM VERY NICE TO THEM

You're below average on looks, you're probably not too confident/charismatic, you are not meeting girls who are compatible/interested in similar things as you

And most importantly, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT AS NICE AS YOU THINK. Specially if you're interactions with girls are always with the goal of dating.

Avoiding the friendzone can be hard, and you don't want to make her think you're just looking for friendship when you actually want something else. But if you just go full wanna go to my place mode before you show the girl how you're interesting, can have good conversations and (also, fun bonus) how you two could do great things she would enjoy (like going on dates, places, getting into each other's lives, hanging out or wild crazy sex), then she could just say no before she knows what she's refusing.

And another pro tip: go for people who like things you also like, you won't date a party girl if your ideal weekend consist of watching netflix and laying at bed. Also, be open to people who don't look the best, it's worth it even if you're a 9, and don't go for the hottest girl ever just because she's hot.

Sorry for the serious response, I'm even saving it for a better time. Do take the advice if you want to.

I'll even give you another one. Everyone can get seriously more handsome if they take care of themselves. If you're stupidly ugly from genetics you can still be a cute guy, most people can be a 7 with not even much effort. Stay clean, wear nice clothes, take care of your skin and hair, and please don't smell bad.

Because. Women will always seek out superior mates.

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This is hogwash. The real reason he can't find a girl friend, to be frank is because he simply does not have the equipment to satisfy a woman. A womans vagina is like a lock. You can't just stick any key in the lock it doesn't work. You have to have the right key, and OPs limp tranny dick is definitely not the key to a woman's vagina. You know how I know? Because he hasn't shown it. The right key is big black nigger donkey penis.

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>I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH AN UGLY WOMAN I AM NOT GOING TO DOWNGRADE MYSLEF

There's your problem.

Lower your standards.

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COPE Asian boi

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you got a tiny Asian dick

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Same difference

Kek, actually made me laugh

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