What would you choose, user?

What would you choose, user?

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Can I choose slave?

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Legally get out of prison after 5 years [50-40=10]
+Fast food [10-3=7]
+Writing utensils and paper [7-2=5]
That would be more than enough for me. It would be like being rewarded for living on heaven for 5 years. But since I still have 5 points, lemme see:
Skylight + Puzzle books.

So, you'd lose 95 million dollars just to get a pair of birds?

Yes. I mean, where else can I get two secretary-birds?

Fast food is 5

Oh, I missread it. So I'd choose sex toys instead of skylight and Sudoku.
Eat borger, draw hentai, fap.
(Also draw ideas, concepts, objects, faces, and memories, so I wouldn't forget it all)

Ez

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Giving it a new bump because that's a good thread. Btw, I couldn't find any related images to this one, is it OC, OP?

It is communist OC. I stole half of similar thing (can be googled by "You are kidnapped by a mysterious organization and forced") and added new stuff

Kitchen - 15
ChromeBook - 10
8mbit Internet - 10
Ebay - 20
Juice - 2
King Bed - 3

10 Years. 5 Million. Retired at 40.
100,00 in ebay. I'll order nearly everything on the list. Including active cell phone with internet. Hotspot up some 4g. Live like a king.

> Get out in 5 years
> Earn a degree
> Extra 3 points on bidet, air freshener, and puzzles.

With 100 million getting a degree is pointless but I think the learning will keep me stimulated.

Otherwise I'd go down to 5 million and get the Chromebook and internet.

Also, since similar service is included. Dark web, Mail order bride from thailand.

Dude, 8 mbit/s internet would work better than 4G in middle of nowhere.

Hey, they didn't say middle of nowhere. I could have a 5g and be in the middle of NYC

5g Internet can be 300mbs to almost a GB. I can just veg out and no life stream for 10 years while being a wow grinder.

Scratch the bed. Add Aquarium. Salt water please.

Easy as fuck.
>10 - Chromebook for shitposting
>10 - for shitty internet
>15 - for kitchen so I can cook
>10 - for macaws, so I don't die being lonely
>5 - for fastfood, because I have extra.
It would be pretty comfy, though "no cage" kinda scares, since all room would be covered with shit

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oh they made my life into a Yea Forums game

kek

>swimming pool 10 pts
>gaming console 20 pts
>art studio 10 pts
>fast food 5 pts
>king sized bed 3 pts
>soda 2 pts

I'll be fine

So EASY!

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>15 Kitchen
>10 Work shop
>10 Internet
>15 Good computer

All you need.
Workshop + Kitchen = booze + juice
Workshop + Internet = sex toy
Internet + computer = games + Yea Forums
Kitchen + internter = fast food + sandwich + gourmet
Workshop + penis = AvE

easy

>chromebook, 50-10=40
>8mbps internet, 40-10=30
>$100,000 online spending money, 30-20=10
>puppy, 10-7=3
>second room, 3-2=1
>1 point left so fuck it bidet

amazon pantry with generous $250/mo budget for food will cost $30,000 after 10 years. turn second room into epic NEET gamer lounge, $10k or so including a PC upgrade after 5 years. buy treadmill to keep myself and the dog exercised. use the rest for deep web drugs/dog healthcare/fucking around. 8/mbps speed will be antiquated after 10 years, but fuck it, i'd come out at 32 y/o with rapper money. this setup could legitimately keep me stimulated enough for10 years.

>aquarium for frogs
>soup/sandwich
>drugs
>chromebook (can download books/tv)
>internet
>king size bed
>second room
>bar
>skylight
>whatever i decide in the moment to use my last point on

>ebay 60-20 = 40
>good pc 40 - 15 = 25
>good internet 25 - 22 = 3
>bidet 3 - 1 = 2
>sandwich 2 - 1 = 0
Like a king. Plus I can order food from maccas.

Kitchen - 15
PC - 15
8mbps - 10
Pool - 10 (assuming healthcare includes lifeguard services. Otherwise, library)

actually sounds a lot better than what i’ve got to look forward to right now

OP is this offer still valid?

Ez.
>Get out after 5 years
>Parrot
Parrot seeds have weed in it, I can grow it in my piss and bird diluted shit.

i’d probably get the bidet and never use it. could just search up puzzles and air fresheners would make me sick after a month

>aquarium for frogs
3
>soup/sandwich
2
>drugs
5
>chromebook (can download books/tv)
10
>internet
10
>king size bed
3
>second room
2
>bar
10
>skylight
4
>whatever i decide in the moment to use my last point on
Yep, valid. Get an air freshener.

skylight reminds me of the ending of the stranger. while he’s waiting to be put to death and all he has is the skylight to look out of in his holding cell.

ChromeBook - 10
8mbit Internet - 10
Ebay - 20
Soup / Sandwich - 2
Juice - 2
Spare Room - 2
Spare Room - 2
Spare Room - 2

Can outfit Spare Room 1 w/ Kitchen
Spare Room 2 w/ Gym
Spare Room 3 w/ Gaming


Buy Food/Dog/Drugs/Mailorder Bride / Kitchen/Gym equipment. Spend every dime of that 100,000 to make it perfect.

Ok 50
Bided - 49
Sudoku 48
Paper - 46
King bed - 43
Mcdonalds 38
Soda 36
Bar 26
Kitchen 11
TV 10
1- air freshener

I've always wondered, what is purpose of threads like this.

OP: for 1 (one) point, you can get prison you lived in as real estate.

CIA data mining

i think he mentioned it’s supposed to support communist ideology. Not many people could live like this though. it would make me very happy to have this choice and I would probably have a hard time leaving after ten years, but most people would go crazy. People generally need each other

This is why you need parrot

I’d just go with the aquarium. The parrot would annoy the shit out of me quite frankly

i like animals

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lol can you expand on this though

You can choose to spend $100 000 on good internet with just initially spending 10 points on the shit internet

>Sex toys;
>Cat, so I could fuck it;
>King size bed, so I'd have plenty of room to fuck the cat;
>Drugs, to drug the cat;
>Second room, to punish and lock the cat;
>Girlfriend, just to watch me fucking the cat, I'd never touch her, I don't like people;
>Bidet to drown the cat;
>Air freshener, to clean the air with the pungent smell of gaping air leaked of the cat ass, that, despite I liking the smell, I'd probably get tired of it sooner or later.

can you get refills on the cats?

Not if they die according to OP

It isn't replace on it dies, but I don't think that's a big deal, i don't think I would ever kill it too soon. Hopefully, it would only die close to the end of my sentence, wouldn't be a big deal tho, it would be boring to fuck a cold cat, but not that bad.

Whats the average lifespan of the cat ur choosing btw?

8-14 years, I'd choose a sphynx, they're super hot.

Chromebook 50 - 10
shit internet 40 - 10
ebay 30 - 20
second room X5 10 - 10

ok, now $100 000 on ebay/amazon/etc.? spend a few thousand to get books makeshift library for extra room 1. Buy food via uber eats, treadmill so i dont get fat, a top of the line pc and good internet, whatever gaming consoles are relevent, some raspberry pis, a decent phone + landline, etc, etc.

$100 000 is more than enough to make it a nice stay rather than prison as this is a monthly budget of $833.33 without including shelter (or food if you want)

got lazy to outfit the other rooms

5 years, library