Why don't you like Reddit? Explain your reasoning
Why don't you like Reddit? Explain your reasoning
Samuel Adams
Brody Barnes
go back faggot
someone scare him off with some fucked up shit
Michael Reed
I do like reddit!
Noah Brown
Cause everyone there are weenies.
Caleb Roberts
reddit is basically Yea Forums with moderation
Brandon Flores
I do. I use both.
Henry Clark
but its filled with mob mentality and an obsession with upvotes, which is their currency of autism
Liam Long
Different subreddits have different "cultures," similar to the boards on Yea Forums.
Evan Hill
Jeremiah Russell
Don't do drugs before being on tv kid
Justin Hill
Gallowboob is the 9/11 of reddit, but where the terrorists win and take over the country.
Connor Flores
Opinions get you banned
Owen Evans
Not sure how old you were in 2001, but the terrorists won in the US, the TSA and perma-paranoid culture was their victory.
Jackson Ward
Well, with the way Yea Forums is today, I don't really see a difference. The mob mentality here is to be contrarian for the fuck of it. Or be a faggot.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Ethan Wood
Reddit is fucking censorship
Nathaniel Collins
Oh no, if someone doesn‘t agree with you, they‘ll call you a faggot? :,( Better than being banned for your opinion
fucking retard kill yourself
Joseph Perez
This and this, fuck leddit
Zachary Cooper
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her. Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for. Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you're both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
Colton Foster
Reddit was overrun by females. Then turned into shit. This, the censorship and the amount of LARP going on without calling anyone out is the reason I hate it
Liam Richardson
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too
Nicholas Hernandez
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.
Landon Bennett
Connor Jackson
Jaxson Mitchell
fuck
Jace Morgan
Brandon Gutierrez
I want to rape her, not sleep with her, not make love with her, not just have sex with her, I want to RAPE HER. I want to hear her screamings of pain, I want her to try to push me away, I want her to scratch me with her nails, I want her to call me an animal, I want to be hurt by her while I furiously get on top of her and put my dick on her , I want her pussy's blood on my dick, I want to be damned by the heavens for this abominative act. I want her to cry in pain and fear the touch of my hands , as I RAPE HER ASSHOLE. and I want her to praise me , and my rape.
I WANT TO RAPE HER.
Elijah Johnson
There are subreddits where people call each other faggot all the time. But shit like spamming walls of text like the Anne Frank poster ITT will just get removed. Makes for easier conversations.
Henry Thompson
Austin Kelly
Xavier Cooper
>I don't really see a difference
Reddit: oh no he thinks differently and is challenging our arguments. Ban him
Yea Forums: oh no he thinks differently and is challenging our arguments. Let's call him a fagot and post gore and redpills. Hopefully this commie will kill himself
Hunter Smith
no matter what board the tourists are on or what thread they're in, they're all the same. passive-aggressive, nothing of value, nothing original/insight...basically the soyboy hipster stereotype, but applied to everything instead of just politics. those faggots make me miss the days when eb and sa were the ones to bitch about
Henry Moore
I can name you 7 billion people I‘d rather fuck than anne frank
Angel Martinez
Aaron Aaronsohn
Scott Aaronson
Anatole Abragam
Max Abraham
Samson Abramsky
Liliane Ackermann
Georgy Adelson-Velsky
Abraham Manie Adelstein
Leonard Adleman
Alexandra Adler
Alfred Adler
Saul Adler
Amikam Aharoni
Yakir Aharonov
Naum Akhiezer
Noga Alon
Ephraim Anderson
Emilio Artom
Giulio Ascoli
Tobias Asser
Henri Atlan
Charlotte Auerbach
Oscar Auerbach
Robert Aumann
Mikhail Averbakh
Hertha Ayrton
Adolf Aron Baginsky
Miriam Balaban
Yehoshua Bar-Hillel
Róbert Bárány
Grigory Barenblatt
Simon Baron-Cohen
Kalmi Baruh
Bashar ibn Shu'aib
Ervin Bauer
Sarah Bavly
Laurence Baxter
Morris Bender
Bendich Ahin
Lev Berg
Paul Bernays
Basil Bernstein
Joseph Bernstein
Arthur Berson
Eli Howard
do it faggot
Aiden Torres
Bentley Watson
Adrian Watson
Half those names are of men.
Kevin King
Liam Kelly
Couldn‘t say it better.
Evan Flores
Isaac Bennett
our dishbitch did in fact put it better: >those faggots are like the kid in the winger shirt from beavis and Butthead if he were in college
Kayden Mitchell
They both have their place.
Isaac Myers
>They both have their place.
Asher Sanders
Because it's filled with disinformation and shills.
Aiden Taylor
I used to say Yea Forums was better by a mile, but not so sure anymore. Some may try and prove me wrong in this thread but this place (and especially /b) has really lost it's touch. usually the gay shit that gets posted here gets shit on for being the garbage it is but somehow it's not anymore. a lot of the time it's even embraced.
It's like seeing an old friend slowly become a completely different person.
Charles Gray
yeah their place is not here. if the average poster here and the average cumblr user both hate you, theres not much more that needs to be said.
Jose Wilson
use other boards newfaggot only retards still use Yea Forums
Kevin Peterson
By definition of the word contrarian, it doesnt promote mob mentality you fucking autist
Camden Perez
Don't give a shit. Been using both sites for over a decade.
Evan Gutierrez
get out faggot
Adrian Sullivan
Cameron Rivera
Evan Ross
been here for years so lick my ass faggot
the retardation and chaos is what i love about this place, but it just seems so tame now
Brandon Rodriguez
when /g/ finishes their techwitchcraft and the mods send you unwanted hanger-ons back, I want you to remember this thread and tell the other social rejects what you found here.
Jose Nelson
/g/ is full of retards. Even Yea Forums is better at programming than they are.
Nathan Jenkins
Hey you're from Yea Forums
yikes what a faggot
anyways, is it true there's a mafia of anime-enjoying gentlemen that will fuck with anyone who tries to fuck with their anime?
Julian Bell
Beats me, I'm from /g/. That's how I know it sucks.
Dylan Murphy
so their whatsitcalled that's going to be snuck over there and used to highlight ISPs that visit or post on leddit before being turned over to mods here to identify tourists for the red text is Yea Forums tier programming?
Jace Moore
Sounds like 100% bullshit to me.
Kayden Howard
Ian Nelson
I dont know IT just relating what some guy said in a mu thread back in february.
Dominic Reyes
Because reddit it's for massive faggots just like you.
Carson Cooper
because its full of a bunch or retards who lie/make up completely false unblieveable stories and also full of the retards who believe those stories. Can't forget the "not ___ but" or "this'll prob get burried"
Andrew Powell
Old Yea Forums was reddit. I think reddit killed b.
Jose Gutierrez
weaponized autism and /pol/ containment killed Yea Forums.
Gavin Gutierrez
Just saying. Reddit looks JUST like 2003 2007 Yea Forums and took the content. I might even say the 2010 dolan duk renaissance
Julian Johnson
This board has low IQ
example
Christian Torres
Everytime I search for anything reddit has a thread. This isn't good in my opinion even though it looks good.
Cameron Torres
Go search for anything. Any topic of discussion there are boards for. Reddit did it. You can't post content here because you'll be called a redditor
Oliver Kelly
Because the autistic fags that go there are too scared to give their opinion on anything so they don't get downvoted.
Alexander Bennett
Even your reddit spacing is something ancient my mother taught me. If you're a professional writer and secretary you double space your writing so it's not a textwall
Liam Harris
cats. thats about it
Mason Walker
Bruh if you don't include OP's post number in your reply there is a 0% chance they will see it.
Noah Price
go back
Angel Hill
Can I make a dragon ball super thread in this shithole and get replies? Or an MMA thread or something of that nature that belongs to other boards.
Chan culture is at fault here. I can make OC even and memes that aren't cancer but you faggots want raids and something dark and you ruin that too.
I remember greentexts before the dinosaur shit. Greentext stories was when it was becoming shitty.
Luis Ortiz
I'm an oldfag you cockmongler
Elijah Evans
The secret truth.
Do you go to a punk show to discuss the finer points of philosophy? No, but any philosophical discussion you have at a punk concert will be sorta a nice surprise. That’s Yea Forums.
When I know I’m going to behave, I go to Reddit.
Landon Garcia
lol, think a mod deleted my post?
Either way, the reason I hate reddit is because austists will write some of the most unbelievable stories for points and karma and the people there will buy into it without even asking for proof or questioning it.
Dominic Turner
don't be silly there are no mods on Yea Forums
Kayden Lee
People post stupid greentext stories on the boards here. They're probably bullshit too, but I enjoy the 10% chance that they're real.
Evan Young
>Why don't you like Reddit? Explain your reasoning
Never found a reason to like it. It's that simple.
Evan Myers
Alot of them are, but they're deleted within 20-30 minutes and people gain nothing from them but a few laughs.
Colton Campbell
>Can I make a dragon ball super thread in this shithole and get replies? Or an MMA thread or something of that nature that belongs to other boards.
Yes and yes. Just have a clickbait OP like GT>super or something. People will come in to call you a nigger and then stay for the discussion.
Mason Edwards
Yea Forums archives exist and shit gets reposted. Don't get me wrong I like Yea Forums more, but it's hard to say it's objectively better.
Kevin Sanders
If I wanted mass censorship of differing opinions by power hungry children, I wouldve moved to North Korea
William Johnson
wtf is this
Jace Young
Shit format. Comment visibility is filtered by upvotes so anything that isn't upvote bait is functionally invisible. Its nice if I'm googling for tech support or something, but if I actually want to have a conversation I'll go to Yea Forums.
Jack Price
Honestly? I make those threads all the time. It's the point I try to make as an oldfag but it's pissing in an ocean of piss. It's anonymous that are cancer.
But thanks for the advice.
If nobody replies it's like really shitty bitches or a generation that doesn't get it and you have to teach them. Nobody contributes content it's unheard of.
There's a general feeling in martial arts threads that the BJJ fags will come in and try to debunk the bullshido trolling. It's insufferable. There are countless instructional videos and these faggots have the just train and listen to my instructor mentality. It really gets old if you think about it everything has been talked to death because I remember that gaynigger from geekdom 101 talk about dragon ball series. Niggers actually ruined dragon ball. I'm a latino and we like dragon ball.
The only thing left of this shithole is politics and porn.
Chase Rogers
I always get directed to other boards. UFC tonight threads don't even make it. Most of the problem is how dead nightlife is in the west. I've never been to a heavy metal concert in my life to get laid.
Owen Hernandez
Or had that 70s show friends for that matter. It really is people's attitude
Whatever it is we were told to fuck off to Yea Forums and they ruined that too. I would enjoy European prostitutes and Russian prostitutes as well as prostitutes from Argentina and most of south America.
Brayden Ramirez
I actually would like a girlfriend to take to dave and buster's Godiva and it's sugar
Asher Morales
tbh they're right you should just abandon Yea Forums. Everyone else left to go shitpost in Yea Forums and Yea Forums.
Isaiah Murphy
Coming right up.
John Gomez
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William Edwards
You need to go back.
Wyatt Mitchell
I got permabanned from r/darksouls3 for telling someone to git gud
Every subreddit I've ever been on has had one constant - the mods are faggy and will ban you for any difference of opinion, especially some that are literal shills.
Deny me if you want, but I gave it a chance despite years of "baaaack to reddit" being the thing to say to dipshits, and going there showed me why.
Landon Lee
Sounds like you're an asshole
Juan James
Every retro gaming subreddit is full of malformed retards asking questions that are beyond dumb as fuck.
Instead of logging in and seeing posts that offer knowledge or tidbits of trivia, it's full of people asking how to repair screens, if parts are salvagable, or why their console won't turn on. I know I shouldn't expect everyone to know these things but it's aggrivating that people would find it appropriate to post their personal problems there, as opposed to just doing a damn Google search and doing some research on their own time.