You better not live like this, user!
You better not live like this, user!
Thomas Cox
Austin Turner
I mean, why would you need anything else? Minimalism is the best. Dont be just another consumer.
Wyatt Rivera
Even when I got my first place at 20 I didn't live like this. I went to every goodwill and thrift store I could find and cobbled together a well decorated apartment. I think the only furniture I bought new was a night stand to keep my condoms in.
Cameron Bailey
When you bring a woman back to your place for intimate relations she wants to know that you are a human being and not some kind if insectoid hybrid that sleeps in a bachelor nest.
Jacob Johnson
You don't own things bro, they own you. The less you have, the more free you are. Quality over quantity.
Colton Diaz
>bringing sloots to your place and not hers
Charles Cooper
Some women have roommates or live with their parents well into their 20's. It's better to have your own place for the sexing.
Matthew Diaz
ah, no. at her place you control when you leave.
Ryan Rogers
Guy here. Don't leave us hanging, bitch. What's the issue?
Caleb Cruz
Oddly beautiful.
Bentley Cook
agreed
Ryder Lewis
You must get all the pussy brother. What the fuck do I know with my 37 years of life experience right?
Noah Rivera
Stay mad, grandpa.
Liam Murphy
You're intimately familiar with your mom's basement.
Noah Gomez
I'm in my mid fifties and have had my fair share.
Alexander Morgan
37 yo virgin boomer
Oliver Ortiz
Trips
>checked
Jaxon Robinson
You better not live like this, user!
Austin Jones
Nathaniel Bell
mother of god show me your ways gun jesus user
Asher Nguyen
Every time I see the things I forgot I bought for my apartment, I come up with a random story about the item. The stories usually receive good reception and we fuck for at least two hours, which also increases my storytelling and on-the-spot creativity skills.
Thomas Smith
(Checked)
Aiden Perry
The posters on the wall are a bit much, don't you think?
Luis Bailey
Yahh it’s too colourful...
Needs to be more grey the walls, the ground, the couch..etc too comfortable looking.
Isaac Gray
>I'm in my mid fifties and have had my fair share.
suddenly I feel much better about myself. lol loser.
Juan Smith
>crt
>dvd player
>no pulse rifle/energy weapons
okay, grandpa.
Adam Adams
Same here, mix of hand me down furniture and cheap plastic stuff from Target.
Mason Perry
I lived like thst my first 3 years of uni snd ppl loved my place.
After uni, yes, this is sad
Easton Barnes
If you're living by yourself tho, what's the fucking issue?
Fuck, I'm a married man and I'd live like this IF I COULD.
I only own the things I need to survive and keep me entertained and that's about it. Car, clothes, computer, TV, Xbox and cell phone.
Women are so FUCKING MATERIALISTIC. My wife has 15 fucking pairs of shoes, 300+ articles of clothing, like 40 towels, 20 wash rags, more dishes than 2 people can/will ever fucking need to keep/use (only the two of us. no children, no real friends or family to invite over for dinner), etc. SHE OWNS 90% OF THE JUNK WE HAVE IN THIS APARTMENT AND WE HAVE NO FUCKING ROOM TO PUT IT ALL.
I CAN (AND HAVE) trow shit away that she claims we "need" that neither of us have used in months/years and she would never notice.
Parker Allen
tell her to get a storage locker user
also, rushed into the marriage?
Grayson Young
no. didnt rush into anything. we were together for 6.5 years before we finally married last summer.
shes just a hoarding bitch
Kayden Gutierrez
ah sorry, you just seemed pretty turbo mad about it. Understandable though, women will be women.
Zachary Sanchez
Underrated post.
Evan Barnes
Recliner is too far from screen.
Jaxson Thomas
looks exactly like my room i rent
Matthew Reyes
Man of culture
Women are parasites who want men to waste their money.
Daniel Ross
Camden Hill
My apparently is literally this. But i travel for work 10 months out of the year. I dont need furnishings nor to impress a bitch. She wants to hangout? Guess what, imma sit down on my chair, then ypu can sit on my dick. If not plenty of floor for you to lay on. And you better not make noise. Ms Betty downstairs is super sweet and collects the mail for me.
Joseph Jones
Considering the state of my mom's house with legitimate hoarding problems with mold everywhere and dusty dirty shit that hasn't been touched for a millenia (and there used to be cockroaches everywhere that gave me ptsd since I was a kid) that looks like an absolute fucking dream apartment for me. I can't wait till I move out so I can get a small studio apartment with 1 room where I live in that's 100% all to myself and don't have to worry about clutter at all.
Joseph Brooks
dont ever get married/cohab.
bang whoever you want, whenever you want, and keep your place clean and clutter free
Jason Davis
>small studio apartment with 1 room
That's what's I've got right now. It's pretty fucking sweet.
Isaac Reed
only 15 pairs of shoes? i really doubt that
Blake Powell
>tv is too small
>no coffee table to set your drinks or put your feet up
>no room for friends to join you
not getting laid/10
Wyatt Watson
Meanwhile kat doesnt have a job, a car or her own place. Ive dated these girls.
Joseph Cook
THIS.
Women like this are parasites
Landon Mitchell
I lived on a futon for years. Moving from address to address. It made moving so much easier
Asher Perez
Mid fifties? Why do you still browse Yea Forums? No judgement, just genuinely curious.
Owen Torres
i go over to any of my friends houses and their lazy fat whore gfs never clean the houses
Nolan Wright
And at my place I control when... or if, she leaves.
If you want her gone, and are too much of a pussy to literally throw her naked ass out the door, the phrase "why the fuck are you still here, cunt?" works nicely.
Christian Perry
men are practical women are hoarders. only issue i see is the need for a larger couch but if no one comes over then there's no issue. that dude will have 0 issues keeping that shit clean and smelling nice.
Ryder Moore
imagine that with a computer and a ton of garbage
Aiden Nguyen
>when trolling goes wrong
Luis Martin
>bespoke roller skates
Lost.
Hunter Wilson
he needs to add some bar stools
Robert Sanders
This looks like a very comfortable, cozy place. Maybe a coffee table and a desk with a chair for my PC somewhere and a couple bean bags for the Bois. This lady is just a fucking parasite.
Jonathan Martin
>insectoid
Liam Harris
logical reason guys do the minimalist thing in digs and dwellings
restless young, go through apartments like socks, till they find the ms to set up the nest with
then dude gets to make a smaller mancave,, a relic of their wildcat'n years,and a freedom vestige
Isaac Diaz
This is now a lonely thread.
Parker Rogers
that's literal 12 year old logic. the last thing that you'd want is a crazy bitch throwing a tantrum in your apartment. and don't even try "hurr durrr i'll just call the cops" because the process of pressing charges and going to court is a big pain the ass
[spoiler] nice bait, you got me [/spoiler]
Hunter Hughes
Yeah there's a difference between "minimalist" and "nowhere to fucking sit"
Noah Jones
>implying some parts of the internet cease to be entertaining once you get to a certain age
yeah that guy should just be shopping for Depends undergarments and looking at AARP-approved sites
John Myers
Thankfully no. Can't even imagine throwing money away towards rent.
Joseph Adams
Ouch
Elijah Fisher
It would probably best to have a couch and a coffee table or end table to put drinks and stuff on, but other than that it's fine.
Jason Wood
Oh fuck off!
Oliver Flores
all jordon peterson memery aside, I have never met a smart, hard-working person with a messy house or room.
take a look at slums - you will NEVER find a clean house there. they live in absolute filth
i will never get with a woman like my mother, who things there is something good about visual noise. she'll buy a vase and put it on a shelf, and it is never to be moved. when she wanted to put some table with some decorative bullshit behind the couch in the living room, my father remarked that it would bump into the couch when it reclines, and she just quickly said, "okay, we'll never recline this couch!"
i would legitimately kill myself if I had to deal with that 24/7, i need minimalism and functionality. i'd rather die alone than live in a house full of meaningless shit that just distracts me from work.
it may be hard for some people to understand, but working in a cluttered room for me is like working next to construction. it's just a huge distraction and i'm not going to be able to work at all.
i doubt people that have places like that work hard at all, to be honest
Liam Edwards
Imagine being this insecure.
Angel Collins
Guy needs a couch, a coffee table and a houseplant. Doesn't even need to be a real houseplant.
Jacob Garcia
This guy's apartment is the opposite extreme. If he needs to get anything done, where the fuck is he going to do it? He'll make a mess on the floor.
Carter Lee
I live like that. My only difference is that I have a couple cat trees, a litterbox, and a bunch of boxes piled everywhere. Why wall to wall boxes? To a couple of cats, that's Disneyland.
Brandon Brown
>cats
I hope you don't want your security deposit back
Eli Flores
carpet, thats a huge issue
Aiden Barnes
Ryder Sanchez
post pictures of your living rooms or your moms die in their sleep tonight.
Oliver Collins
>bring a woman back to your place for intimate relations
kek
Ethan Wilson
My futon cost $350, ordered the frame and mattress separately and it is very comfy. 2 years later mattress still good but deff looking to replace in the near future
Brayden Lewis
Serious question, why the fuck would you be here?
Juan Richardson
do you cover that broken windshield up? i imagine the mold smell be rank
Nicholas Martin
>actual retard
Isaiah Russell
Buy antique furniture from previous owners. Contract quality furniture from local artisans. Buy locally produced art. Build a collection of meaningful heirlooms to pass on to your progeny.
That's the true revolution against consumerism. Not this sad, grey, empty lifestyle.
Lincoln Perez
Post pics of your house.
Benjamin Roberts
Jaxson Williams
This. Just move the chair closer to the tv and put the stools behind it so you have somewhere to eat your tendies.
Easton Fisher
based
Easton Cruz
The guys obviously not a slob so It should stay pretty clean. I have hardwood in my place and I'd love it if there was carpet in here.
Lincoln Green
Where's the issue?
Angel Nguyen
Kevin Brown
Ayden Morris
Jason Smith
Blake Ward
Robert Perry
Adrian James
>she wants to know you're a human being
Who give a fuck what she wants.
Robert Gomez
Justin Gutierrez
Ryder Nelson
Brody Perez
The flag thing is really weird for normal people
Noah Carter
Kayden Hall
Ethan Hall
Noah Lopez
Cameron Watson
Robert Garcia
Andrew Gomez
Julian Evans
Jaxon Morris
Jason Davis
Christopher Sanchez
Colton Cruz
Kevin Bailey
Brayden Powell
Lucas White
Adrian Morris
Austin Johnson
based
Dylan Gomez
I mean, I can get putting a grass on there that doesn't get too high, but I'd be legitimately concerned the tree would either grow too large or root too deep and cave the roof in
John Anderson
yo
>>boomer
Choose one
Grayson Nguyen
If it at least had some colour and a table. Like that it just looks bland and only semi-comfortable
Brayden Nelson
>locks on the outside
Not a great cabin design for Conception, was it?
Jack Gutierrez
Who the fuck is rich enough to live with this little clutter?
Aiden Clark
Antique furniture is still consumerism
I would trade the TV for a bunch of books. Or a library card if you want to be a real badass.
Aiden Sullivan
Lol
>be that guy
>buy 1200$ worth of wood furniture which includes a headboard and footboard and a queen bed
>buy the nicest comforter set and pillows I can
Every woman whom I’ve ever brought in my OCD tier clean room
Fucks and sucks me
The problem is convincing them to take free cocaine and alcohol and get fucked
It’s just too good to be true sometimes
Isaac Cruz
Okay commie
Jayden Bell
Lucas Mitchell
We buy things to impress bitches so we can fuck them. We use the items we obtain to be able to talk about it to a bitch so we can fuck them. Having things that look interesting to the bitches help us get bitches to fuck. Having money means we get bitches to fuck. The more expensive the things, the better the girl we get to fuck. Materialism means we gwt laid more.
Ethan Wood
At some point you realize people are all just people. My grandmother is a little girl and I'm an old man.
Your body fully matures about age 25 and after that you get a bit more life XP have more realizations, some things get more dull, and then your body just starts to fall apart. Gg
Colton Mitchell
It's sucks when she comes by a guy that's richer than you. Then he does the fucking.
Jacob Rodriguez
I spent most of my military career living like this (gotta travel light). now I do it just cause.
Dylan Powell
the fuck does this dude have a 1000 watt power supply for?
Henry Moore
this somehow becoming a /comfy/ thread
Lucas Parker
Someone post the drawn over version
Christopher Ross
And realize at your 50's that you are a sad and lonely bastard. The dream.
Evan Scott
Jesus, what kind of woman are you dating?
Cameron Diaz
What kind of idiot put that chair there, that is a terrible viewing position for that screen size, and the acoustic sweet spot is going to be behind you too.
Juan Smith
I can confirm that this is the best thread on Yea Forums right now.
Levi Smith
Iiii love itt!!
Grayson Taylor
FPBP
fuck materistic whores
Jack Allen
Get some rugs.
Rugs on hard floor is the master race.
Evan Cook
>tfw renting room in a house
>roommates and their useless clutter everywhere and Im sick of it
>want to move into 1 room apartment
>but then wouldn't have garage to work on car and motorcycle shit
God damn it, what a dilemma
Charles Reyes
i lived with other folks for three years. one year on campus, two years in an apartment. roommates are very close to what hell is like. they leave shit in the sink, and leave clothes in the washer, and leave the microwave dirty.
"well i don't make the mess around here i'm not going to clean up someone else's mess." fuck off. i'll live by myself, and i'll leave my dishes in the sink and my clothes in the washer and walk around naked but it's my fucking place and if shit is a mess it's my fault and i'll deal with it.
you just can't rely on people to pull their weight, and people always think they're doing their share.
Chase Gutierrez
why tf does this look photoshopped. Like on the left are some beautiful mountains and nature and on the right mid-eastern atmosphere and poverty
Nicholas Collins
Well it's a good thing I couldn't bring any woman back to my place if I wanted to than.
Dylan Peterson
I could live with more but i purposely live like that appartment to weed out gold diggers like that bitch
Daniel Bennett
Dude probably has almost 6 figures saved, while this vapid cunt has 15k in credit card debt.