>been talking with a chick on tinder
>finally set a date and get her number
>she randomly sends a pic of her spread pussy so I send her a dick pic
>It's been 6 hours and she hasn't replied yet
The fuck did I do wrong?
Been talking with a chick on tinder
Why do my threads rarely show up in the catalog after I post them?
she sent it on accident or you have a small or weird shaped dick duh
It's pretty average, 5 3/4in straight and no weird bumps or anything
Should I attempt to contact her again tomorrow?
why people take close-up photos of their genitals, how is it erotic in any way?
To show off what you have to offer or if you can't into dirty talk
Maybe I can understand the second, but you can really trust photos for this kind of thing...for example, my dick is thick, but nobody believes it, I say that, I send photos but I think most girls just believe that it's some weird flex
Boobs are nice but a vag is just an ace wound and a dick is a weird cylinder
>when you smoke so much you skip past horniness and plunge straight into existential anxiety
We gotta see the pics fam, Then we can tell you what's wrong with ya dick
here ya go gay bois
She doesn't want your small dick.
Sorry bro.
That is clearly smaller than average.
Nah, it's average but the average is smaller than most people think.
and I also chose a terrible angle like a retard
I was going to say that, but yeah. You kind of phoned it home with that pic. "Yep, thas muh dick"
Should I send one with a better angle or do I just accept my fate?
its unimpressive dick is all
Yeah do a behind shot showing her your asshole too, chicks love that shit!
You want to fuck this chick?
You need a better shot and you need to make it look like the angle you took it from makes it lol shorter due to the curve.
Arch your shit back, push down at the base, make your dick look impressively hard. Then retake the shot. You’ll know it when you see it.
Or
She sent it by accident and thinks you’re a creepy that sends sick pics so when she calls the cops even though she sent you her vagina and you replied with your dick, as a white man you sexually assaulted her because women’s rights and better than men’s.
Is this any better?
And now we know why