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>bad pickup lines for older women
Good evening and welcome back to Yea Forums, where the chicks have dicks and the dubs dont matter. We'll start off the night with a game of Scenes from a Hat.
>bad pickup lines for older women
how old are we talking
You look expensive
Ill knock the dust off that poontang
60+
>when you fell from heaven you didn't break a hip did ya?
Do you still get wet?
Ima slap that ass so hard the lights will go on and off at the nursing home.
Nice dress. Itll look even better at your funeral.
>I'm old enough to be your mother, user
>I want you to be my mommy. Gibs milkers now.
How much for a blowjob without the dentures?
>"ay granny, those teeth come out?"
>Since you've already got one foot in the grave, how about seven inches somewhere else?
Damn beat me to it
Let’s go back to your place and party like it’s 1939
wanna have sex? I brought a condom
dat ray tracing
>"so...which crease am I lubing up?"
7/10
I've always wanted to know what it's like to fuck a chewed up piece of gum.
If I had met you before, I would have studied paleontology. To dig better that old pussy
Damn sweetheart are you a regular on late night TV Because those girls are GOLDEN
>Huh, I've always wanted to fuck a raisin
>I ain't a Croft but I can be your tomb raider tonight
>older women
>laura croft reference
What are you 12?
kek
'Im not super pro skater Tony Hawk but Id love to grind your wax'
Is your name Mara Aramov? I'd love to Syphon your Filter.
kek
'Im not Simon Belmont but Id love to rage quit in your afterlife'
bruh lol
Damn bitch, you must be the hero of time because my Dodongo is going wild
Did you take aviation classes?
You just gave my Pilot wings.
suck this dick like a lollipop during the great depression
have you ever driven a motorcycle? because I'm about to give your road a rash