Which will you choose, user?

I'd pick blue also but if I were about 15 years older I'd see the value in red. Reading minds at 50 isnt all that great but living an extra 38 years and fixing mistakes could be

Can I turn my ability to read minds off and on at will?
If so, Blue
If not, Red

i had a pretty crazy childhood that left me with a bunch of issues i'm dealing with today. fuck being 12, never again.

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Wouldn't taking the redpill ultimately change the timeline. Say I wanted to bet on Trump or Obama during their campaigns for a massive payout, but because of all the shit I've been changing since I was twelve, they might not actually win the presidency in this new timeline.

i can agree with this
best answer

Red
Blue will just make you crazy when you find out everyone probably hates you. You'll also very likely never form a meaningful relationship with anyone if you just use mind reading to manipulate everyone.

The red one, I'd do everything I can to spend more time with my mom before she die of cancer.

Yes being a haunted traumatized 12 yo sounds amazing, I was already awkward let's amplify that hmmrmrm yeeessss

Neither.

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If your old enough and pick red you can predict 9/11

>mfw user takes red pill to make their life play out better but instead it's just way worse than it was the first time around only this time, they know for a fact it could have been better

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Fucking gay propaganda take that to pol/ so some pol/ fag can fap to it faggit.

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donnie shapiro?

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red all the way, blue would be a curse

lead pill
straight to the brain

Blue, not even a question

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2 years ago I would choose red. But life is good right now so going back seems exhausting and boring. Plus I would be spontaneously super smart at 12 after a life of retarded shit? Family and friends would be suspicious.

Blue for me

Silver most likely but Black would be a close second. I'm not a sure enough if life would be worth living in the future so that is why silver is my number one.

That’s ok though. Easy money. Easy pussy. Your whole life.

Blue please. I'd rather accept who I've become and fix my problems from there than be stuck in the past

I’m in that category
But still young enough that no one would believe me anyway.

Red. I could have had sex with the hottest dude in high school has I not majorly messed something up.

I have a bunch of these

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that might not be all that great. probably find yourself using your wealth to live alone in a permanently winter area in a heated house, depressed and away from everyone but without the drive to kill yourself, all once thought pleasures losing any meaning or value

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Blue bois

Red pill for sure.

You just described the perfect place to live. I would never be depressed. I could have unlimited money and bitches delivered to my door 3 times a week. Best end goal.

I’ve had fuck buddies and been in relationships. Obviously relationships are more rewarding emotionally but if I’m cumming every day in a new pussy, I won’t have time to be depressed

Red. Get to go back in time and dump a massive creampie in my ex who only let me fuck her off birth control once.
Plus get to be way smarter with money, know how to attach myself to people who would become successful later in life. Keep my current skill set. Gain 20 years more of life. So many wins.

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Blue. I like my life but I’d love to spend the rest of it fucking with people!

Silver pill

fair enough, personally it wouldn't be enough to sustain me. Especially would get annoying with how easy it is to "win" against people, being able to read their mind. Life would feel pointless.

I guess some people just dont mind isolation.

you could do something cool like go into neuroscience and map out the brain faster than any company on the planet if you had access to people's raw unedited thoughts

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Red
Seeing as how fucked up my mind is I really don't want to know what other people are thinking about.
It sounds cool until that stacy you are trying to fuck thinks about her gross unwashed vag and needing to take a fat shit.

God dam right I'm taking that blue pill

Yeah that’s great when you get to the point of drawing attention to your powers. First, you have people think of any number in the world and bet them you will guess it for money. Gradually move up to claiming the James randi prize for psychic powers. Then you can play the stock market and sell chumps on anything because you will know their needs and fears. Eventually work up to a cushy salary working in medicine because you are the only person with this power.

On the side you can go to any public place, read women’s minds and know exactly what would make them give up their pussy the quickest every time. You won’t get them all, because of your looks probably, but you’ll still bat 1000

Mynigga

Dumps

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People who say red want to because they would have a second chance at life.
Blue is better because it makes your life infinitely better. If you want money then go gamble and always win and then go fuck women because you now finally understand them(a little better)

Going Blue

Cringe

think i'd just do stocks until i could afford to set up a private neuroscience lab, then create the targeted ai zucc could only dream of by mining people's thoughts. then it's skynet time, baby! also the pussy thing. fuck drawing attention to it, i'd be a chinese government experiment within a week.

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>this kills the man

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The blue pill sounds horrible though - just dealing with the filtered, selected thoughts that people verbalize or act on is tough enough as it is without telepathy. With telepathy you'd hear every inane, random idea that pops into a stranger's head, have their irrational emotions grate on your nerves, and the world would be a very noisy place if you were constantly hearing the chatter of even one other person inside your head. I think if you take the blue pill you'd end up killing yourself to escape the misery you brought upon yourself or otherwise end up living as a hermit who avoids all human contact.

The red pill sounds pretty good though - you're magically adding extra years to your life plus you retain the knowledge and maturity to make full use of that bonus time.

Yes there’s the risk of kidnapping and experimentation. Just laid out the best options for going public or staying private.

Red has also the potential to give huge monetary gains.

Bitcoins, investments, etc.

CYOA is fucking dumb get a life nerd

i don't think you could stay private for long without driving yourself crazy unless you become the experimenter and get your robot army made first. it's a gamble though, i get it.

and what if none of the things you know now come to be true after travelling back in time?
i mean i don't think the human mind is capable of calculating every tiny variable that your travelling back would introduce enough to work out what changes would take place and how in order to take advantage of them
i mean just because you travel back to 12 year old you doesn't mean the same events unfold the way they did the first time around
i mean i get the point, of course huge monetary gain possible but if and only if things play out the same way, if not then you just screwed yourself with a bad investment you thought was a guaranteed thing
time travel is a finicky bitch
it could even be like the many worlds theory where all possible outcomes exist parallel to one another so by leaving one existence to jump into another could put you on a separate timeline that is the opposite of the one you left while existing simultaneously along side it

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red, I would be able to fix so many things and be able to get accepted into that smart boy camp, I wish hypotheticals where real.

>"timmy, do you want the dreamcast or the petrol rc car for christmas?"
>"pfft, i'll take the car this time bitch"
>car explodes

Red after some long hard studying,so many Family members alive and friends,knowing who to truly spend time with and who to kick to the curb,fuck more girls even the ones that where not that good looking,become one of the richest men in the world easily

Red

Red so I can transition before puberty.

Or you could hint to her to get a checkup early and possibly prevent her from dying

>goes back
>looking over list mentally preparing for all the pussy and monies coming
>hit by a car
>dies on the way to hospital

Red. With my knowledge of the stock market money will be no problem. Once money is taken care of, everything else falls into place.

I'm 32 so I pick red. If I were younger I'd see the value of blue.

Red, I could save my mom

Chance I would be willing to take just to at least spend time with family and friends who are now gone

Red would not be useful to me. Sure I could avoid some bad choices I've made, but who's to say the other choice would have been any better. And you'd immediately create a new timeline full of shit you haven't experienced and can't apply your knowledge to. Only useful if you have one specific incident that royally fucked up your life.

Blue pill, so I could finally find out what my nonverbal autistic son wants to say.

Have any of you faggots watches Donny Darko? If you haven't I suggest you do so

Red. Extra lifetime to spent watching porn

95 million's too much to drop

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Scroll up faggot

Definitely the girl. Being completely isolated for 10 years would drive anyone insane. I'd want her just to not be alone. Also some (any) form of entertainment.

Id go back to 12 years old and kick the shit out of a bunch of people.

RED, going back in time to buy a shit-ton of bitcoin atless than one cent per btc and selling them at 19k.

I'd probably take the red, and invest in amazon, netflix, youtube.

Oh for sure the red. I've fucked up plenty, especially recently. I guess chasing that dream of "doing everything right" is inescapable to some. Though to be fair I'd still probably fuck up in a bunch of other ways. And then there's that theory that the universe is already playing on loop.

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If the only thing you change is one bet you could in theory get around this but I like that you incorporated the butterfly effect into it, there might be some small things that remain the same as well but who cares. The real problem is you're unable to make a bet as a 12 year old and convincing an adult to gamble with the 100s of thousands of dollars required to to make your one bet worthwhile would be impossible, the best you could hope would be living 6 years (gambling age?) Exactly as you did the first time and saving acquiring money (the act of doing so might actually change your timeline so your foresight becomes useless anyway fuck) and then taking your savings and putting it all on one sure bet. Honestly the blue pill is the way to go, I get the whole potential monkeys paw of "lol you cant turn it off" but shit you could probably develop some kinda drug that puts you out for the purpose of sleep with all the cash you could make using telepathy in poker or high level chess tournaments.

Well either way I become a billionaire but with red I run the risk of changing the future due to my own actions and after today I no longer have any power other than my wealth.
With blue I gain a power that I can use forever that needs me to be smart about it but I can likely leverage into any number of personally beneficial outcomes.

In the end my age would have been the tipping point if I was either older or younger. Older because I get more life if I go red rather than blue. Younger I go blue because I would only gain a few years with red and might not be able to have enough time and knowledge to truly benefit.

I think blue is the right option for me. I could become very valuable in a short period of time also I could fuck with people.

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Red %100

>"this mong still thinks i can't speak"

Red for sure

Fuck blue
Why the fuck would I care what people think? Probably be very disappointing.

At 12 with all the math and programming knowledge I have now, I could be a billionaire prodigy.

Pretty sure people's choice is strongly influenced by their current age.

If the red pill gives you 20-30 years of life experience over your 12 year old peers, it's basically like being able to read their minds. Also, you already know adults are mostly full of shit and that they'll constantly underestimate you. Also also, you won't be tried as an adult (if you're criminally inclined).

But if the red pill only takes you back a handful of years where the most you'll do with it is try to fuck waaaaay more highschool girls

That's easy.
10 - Gourmet meals
2 - Drinks
PC - 15
Internet - 22
1 point left over.

I could drop drinks and the internet for my gender swapped 10/10 clone of my self but I think I'd enjoy the internet more. I can buy a lifetime of whores with 100 million starting capital.

>Being completely isolated for 10 years would drive anyone insane.
In your mind it drives people insane because you are weak.

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>RED, going back in time to buy a shit-ton of bitcoin atless than one cent per btc and selling them at 19k.
Keep mining coins, and sell at $10,000+

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>In your mind it drives people insane because you are weak.
What are you even trying to say? It LITERALLY drives people insane you fucking mong.

I take both.

If you are getting 20-30 years from the red pill that means you're back in 1989-1999. Your knowledge if history doesn't change that time is enough to become very wealthy.

the absolut madlad

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>In your mind it drives people insane because you are weak.
kek, you must be 12

>What are you even trying to say? It LITERALLY drives people insane you fucking mong.
Almost all of our long term data on isolation comes from criminals who are not as a group representative of the whole population.
Isolation does drives some people insane. The types of people that go to jail because of muh respect and getting dissed, and such.

blue all the way unless youre a sad moron unhappy with your life

No, really, this will allow me not only fuck up my mistakes, but also prevent new from happening, especially during dates

Contrary to your retarded belief, those criminals are humans too, and much like you, their brains behave much like yours. Placing them in isolation is a good way to understand what it would do to ANYONE.
Besides, most of those inmates are not in total isolation, they still get human contact from the officers that feed them, not to mention that they are there for a limited time (days). You would be in a room entirely alone for 10 years.

Red and yellow.

>kek, you must be 12
Extreme isolation and sensory limitation is vastly different from having a range of entertainment options at hand in a sensory filled environment.
Not everyone needs other humans to stay sane. Many just need something to do. For a small number people they are able to get by with nearly nothing to do and nothing to engage them.

>Go back in time
>Write book predicting events
>Once you get to current time, get more vague so no one knows you lost your psychic powers.
>Use your new religion and blame Jews for everything in last chapter
>Be a god
>Redpill the world while being rich and swimming in pussy
Or
>Fuck women by reading their thoughts
>Learn how fucking stupid women really are
>Fuck men by reading their thoughts

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Can I has cockatoo or macaw?

>Contrary to your retarded belief, those criminals are humans too, and much like you, their brains behave much like yours.
But clearly not identical. Men have more spread on the range of brain function than women. This is why more men are in jail and more men are billionaires, more men are retarded and more men are geniuses.
That wide range of possible setups means that some men are vastly more socially influenced that others. It's likely the more common state of men. But a huge number of men aren't. If you have ever been in a modern military training program you can see the system being set to control and influence those social men. While the non social men don't care but aren't overtly harmed by that training program. The little mind game and tricks that are so important to the socials are simply stupid games to the non socials.

Put it like this, nothing you say that wasn't some criminal action requiring my intervention could get me to attack you. Many men could be provoked by insulting or baiting words into attacking another even while knowing that would be a crime and would likely have punishment.

>Placing them in isolation is a good way to understand what it would do to ANYONE.
It's a reasonable way to see what prisoners are likely to do. Until and unless you have a large random sample your data set is highly biased.

>Besides, most of those inmates are not in total isolation, they still get human contact from the officers that feed them, not to mention that they are there for a limited time (days). You would be in a room entirely alone for 10 years.
Being put in solitary confinement is zero human interaction, and for most criminals it's devastating.

Easy.
>2 - Liquid diabetes
>15 - Kitchen
>15 - Computer running GNU/Linux
>22 - Internet to get the latest kernel
>5 - Fast food
>1 - deck of cards
+ 5 million dollars.

False, men are less agreeable than women, it's better for careers and going to prison. Cognitive ability is practically the same. Next time you have an idea, don't.

Wow, that's wrong.

Humans are ingrained with the need to be social, it's how we survived and it's how we evolved.

Wow, not an argument. Show me the data.

>False, men are less agreeable than women, it's better for careers and going to prison. Cognitive ability is practically the same. Next time you have an idea, don't.
I never said a single word about agreeability differences between men and women.
Cognitive ability is average the same but that's because more stupid and smart men exist.

You're likely adding weight to the lower end of the curve.

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Well before I had a kid I'd pick red, but since that could jeopardize my sons existence reading minds is a good second choice.

If samefag you're bias, needing to feel superior is a cope for being a brainlet. But at least youre not a nigger.

All I'd have to do is invest in apple and a few others. Done.

>But a huge number of men aren't. If you have ever been in a modern military training program you can see the system being set to control and influence those social men. While the non social men don't care but aren't overtly harmed by that training program. The little mind game and tricks that are so important to the socials are simply stupid games to the non socials.
Yeah, we call those people sociopaths. These are not really people you should be looking up to.

I'd actually like to see a proper experiment done now with complete isolation on different types of people. I agree that having only inmates "participate" being in isolation is biased.

Red, I'd go back in time and not get married to a fucking whore.

oh cool you gonna invest that 6 bucks you got for lunch?

You correlate prison and career success with intelligence between sexes. It's a good indicator obviously, but that's not why less women succeed. Or go to prison.

>Humans are ingrained with the need to be social, it's how we survived and it's how we evolved.
Battlefield studies from WWII found that after 60 days of constant combat almost ever soldier would become combat ineffective. However, about 2% didn't suffer that effect. They could be kept in combat forever without suffering from that effect.

Some people just don't match the standard pattern.

Sure, some people don't, but most people do.

I'm obviously being biased, but 10 year in complete isolation playing video games in a room closed off from the outside world seems incredibly unpleasant. I can't even do that for 12 hours.

My intent was more to highlight the greater range of personality and cognitive ability of men as the basis for my argument that not all men will go insane because some do.
Rather than some direct statement about the difference between men and women, which while interesting and true isn't relevant to the topic of does everyone go crazy due to isolation.

Blue, nothing would really change if I started over at 12 besides repeating some of the worst parts of my life.

I spent this whole long weekend without leaving my place and didn't talk to or even see another human after I got food on the Friday.

Indeed, I didn't monitor the thread before posting. I'm sure if your strict on the isolation almost 99 percent would lose their shit. Depends on the environment and stimuli too. Isolation in a cell is different than on an island. Maybe some people last longer

Did you use the internet? or play online? That's still a form of human interaction.

Mowed lawns at ten bucks a pop/shoveled drives for about the same unless the weather was shit. Not hard to make money as a kid if you get off your ass and do work. Made around $160 a month minus gas that was 95¢ a gallon back then. Finding a job as a kid was easy.

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Red always red

Oh yeah, $2 for lunch not $6.

>Did you use the internet? or play online? That's still a form of human interaction.
No online play.
Using the internet I don't think I posted anything or communicated anything. Just read what other people said.
Which FYI is a 22 point purchase.

I envy your drive even as a kid. Just different generations. Not same guy

You retain you current memories.
Just do some research on winning lottery tickets.

Blue so I know whether or not my friend thinks im as sexy as i think he is :drooling_face:

Oh yeah, this was about that picture. I came into the argument halfway through.

I grew up in the 80’s when the world wasn’t a shithole yet, I’ll take red and invest heavily in apple and Microsoft.

Why the fuck would you not choose red?

It's cool. We're cool.

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>Why the fuck would you not choose red?
Maybe your 11?

most people would repeat their lives if they got to start over despite having memory of it. so if you dont want to relive it, blue pill. if you wanna relive it, red pill.

No easy access to computers back then. Had a good dad that steered me in the right direction.

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Red

Can I just opt to chose the red pill, but take it whenever I chose to?

All perks
Lifespan x2
Language x2
Appearance x2
Immunity/Regeneration x1

>be me
>oldfag with three degrees
>working in tech
>high end position
>been investing since my teens
Red for sure. I'd add decades to my life, I had 5 figures in savings to invest at 12, and I could be a child prodigy who launched tech forward by at least a decade overnight. I would invest well, and create better social media, smart phones, and cryptocurrencies by my mid 20s. Anx I'd do it all without all this political nonsense. I'd be younger, obscenely rich, and the world would be a better place.

>goes back
>hit by bus on 3rd day of new life
>so much for that

Imagine undoing every mistake that you made in your life. Investing in every company that made it big, righting all the wrongs that were done to you.

VS

Having to listen to every whiny motherfucker in a 20ft vicinity of you. The graphic doesn't say you can just shut it off.

>takes blue pill
>dies of dysentery 62 hours later
So much for that

This tbh

Obviously this, but why not learn more and take the red pill on your deathbed.

Kek

Red

>Rlue pill is reactionary
>Red pill changes history
That's why it's red

I thought about that. But I'll already gain a shitload of time, and I know a shitliad to go in the world. Another 40isb years would just make me more jaded and bitter. It's going to shit, so why not fix it now while I'm in a decent mental place to do so? Also, I could die before taking the pill, which would suck.

Yeah, I've actually had a pretty shity life with a lot of people close to me dying so I think I'm going to go with eternal Paradise.

Eating great for 10 years and a lifetime of entertainment content.

durrr

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Red pill found Yea Forums upgrade cable package

Gold Pill

>Gain a bunch of weight.
>Become fat as hell.
>"Able to lift objects up to your own body weight"
>Become obese telekinetic overlord able to throw buildings into each other at a whim.
>Win

Id perfer the blue
but on the basis of principle
ill take the red.

Red super easy I'd be a millionaire.

If you pick Blue you're a dumbass.

Red basically says you can correct all your life choices and big events are unchanged.

Meaning, you could basically start saying prophetic shit and no one wouls listen to you since you're a kid, but when they do happen there is undeniable proof you are fucking magical.

By the point you reach your current age you wouldn't really need to tell the future and you could just become a Preacher or just say ominous shit that is likely to happen just due to chances.

If you choose Blue that would kinda be fucking retarded, since most human thoughts are so fast and simultaneous that you would barely understand what they're saying.

And even if you are able to read minds, who the fuck is going to believe you? There's no empirical evidence that you are actually reading their minds besides a few people admitting you can, which people will obviously think is fake.

So what the fuck is the point of Blue?
To figure out if your HighSchool crush likes you?

Fuck off virgins, no wonder you're not choosing the red pill you're probably only a few years away from 12 anyway.

I would DEF go back to being 12. There is literally nothing better than young pussy.

Unlimited money, pussy and more life? Easiest choice in the world.

Blue, going back in time won't solve my problems, but understanding other people will.

Literally going back in time can't fix your problems? Being able to know what the retard on the bus with you is thinking will? Are you fucking serious?

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7 - Unicourses via tv; Men need purpose.
5 - Fast food; Men need Nutition, and there's enough diversity to keep me sane.
25 - Companion. - Men need companionship, otherwise I'd go mad out of sheer isolation.
5 - Youtube - This'll prevent me turning into rip van winkle, whilst providing variety, language practice and music.
2 - Journal - To write down my thoughts, and anything I've learnt from youtube/university.
2 - A nicer bed
3 - Toys for me and my companion.
1 - Playing cards, because what else can I do with a 10/10 babe.

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blue obviously

Like? U'd got only, maybe, luck with sex and other people in general, maybe money from blackmail as well and then getting killed. Mind reading powers is only viable with others abilities, cuz u would get framed really fast if not well thought.

Picking Red is worth it solely for the reason you can go back in time and become a multi millionaire off bitcoin with virtually no investment if you buy a lot early

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Exactly. Then I can just live my life as a rich wacky artist instead of a poor wacky artist.

Red without a doubt

>tfw this thread is an unofficial age demo survey

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RED
I wasted my teen years