Do you have any sexual secrets, Yea Forumsros ?

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

When I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

I fucked my ex in the backseat of her car a week before she got married.

I committed the White Castle murders back in '88.

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Hot, still keep in touch?

yeah we text occasionally just to talk. She hasn't brought up the hookup

My husband doesn't know I spy on him when he cheats on me

How do you feel about it? and why are you still with him?

Ill bring the cocaine

Do you pleasure yourself to it?

Whos v?

Planning a divorce

Fuck you

A 40yo guy who larps as a girl in these threads and people are too stupid to figure it out

I bareback Fetlife girls and fuck hookers

Ive had sex with 4 dogs. Im a guy.

I'm going to arrange a gangbang for my gf

>Ive had sex with 4 dogs.
>Im a guy.

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Ah like 90% of b? Cool bet they never post shit

Being this offended on here, you wondered too far karen time to get of the internet

Had sex with multiple employees from my business, my wife doesn't know.

detail only cops would know.

All that time you wasted spamming. Thanks for the entertainment at your expense.

ages?

Fryer basket handle in the ass

What's your/their fetish?
Are they hot?

From the last thread, I prefer to fuck women who are in serious relationships with other guys. Apparently there were 4 or 5 of us

what are fetlifes?

45 year old married man. Yesterday, I went over to a ~65 year old man's house for the third straight day, got totally naked, and sucked him to completion. Swallowed all three times. He has fondled my dick and ass and sucked my dick briefly, but mostly I'm just there for his pleasure.

I fantasize about fucking every human being i know but my saggy titted wife and her ugly tiny ass. Also , i cant mantain an erection since i turned 40.

A 5 ft 16 year old Sri Lankan girl
An under 5ft 19 year old law student
An on going fling with a now 20 year old professional air rifle athlete started when she was 18
A 28 year old dutch girl that was here on a temp visa
And a 17 year old who was on work experience who even had a boyfriend
Thats just my employees who have done it with me.

Other employees have on going sexual relations with our customers and even I have a few times with select customers.
Bitches love guys with money and authority.

its not a secret, when everyone does.

How did this arrangement start?

i took a shit in an apartment complex stairwell while delivering pizzas

I want to suck a cock just to see how it feels the other way around.

I am in love with a 14 year old. I get on discord and talk to her at least 4 times a week for a few hours usually for longer and more days a week. I have never met her in real life. But I know what she looks like. Sometimes it's a group call but it's usually just us. We usually just talk or play league. I exclusively masturbate to pictures she has sent me. I can hardly live with myself. I am dirt poor and jack off to the only person who gives a shit about me who also happens to be a 14 year old girl. I have never found kids attractive not loli shit or anything. I'm honestly scared that i'll slip and say something and ruin our friendship. It is the only thing that keeps me from killing myself and I don't want to be in love with her. I'm trying to get my life together and hope that we can just be best friends, though a 25 year old man and a 14 year old girl will never be an acceptable anything. Thank you for reading my venting and sorry for the English.

I fucked my ex´s ass after we broke up and i was already dating my new Gf, she used to say never to anal and not wearing condom but that night i filled her ass, i made her say that she loved how i was fucking her ass even recorded the audio for future faps lol

What kinda work you do?

It's very hot. Highly recommended.

My ex hit me up for a booty call so I went over. Turns out she wanted to try dp for the first time. I got to be the guy in her pussy so it was a great night.

Hospitality.
Yes all hospitatlity workers are gross sluts including myself.

I mentally manipulate my fiance because she has serious daddy and abandonment issues.

She really is nice and caring, but I can't help but to use it to my advantage.

She literally never tells me no for anything I want out of fear I'll leave her "just like my dad"

My dick was ther 3rd inside my sister but she doesnt know

I'm currently writing a fantasy romance novel about a young knight and a tsundere warrior princess. He has been in love with her for years and she gradually comes to like him back. I'm deeply sexually repressed so the affection is limited to kissing, blushing, hand holding, etc. It's essentially a high school romance except they're in their 20s.

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I spent months building the perfect catfish account. It’s amazing how even the prudish seeming girls get shallow for a fit well hung dude

any conversations or anything you saved?

details?

How does she not know?

I let my friend spy on my wife while she was in the shower

Because it never happened.

Not really the good convos happen over snap, I usually move things to snap pretty quickly.

wow makes sense

what pics do you use to catfish them?

how far have you pushed it?

I had an incest fantasy for a long time.

I filled that fantasy with my step sister one drunken night and I will never forgive myself for acting on it.

It's been 3 years and I am still sick to my stomach about it.

what did she think about it?

details

Everything sexually I could want. Including some painal.

She was out partying so i waited for her with a couple of beers, when she got home we kept drinking and talking so at some point she passed out I carried her to her bedroom and well the rest its obvious

Man up, it happens all the time

nice, enjoy your slave, is she hot?

Meet girls using apps, very charming and nice to them, fuck them for weeks on end, eventually filming it. Put parts of the videos on Yea Forums.

She actually got attached to me which made it so much more disgusting.
There are no details mate. We got drunk, had regrettable sex.

sounds like the fbi

Very much is. Pussy is a perfect innie with a death grip

would love to check her out.

Would she oppose you commanding her to obey the orders or another guy?

im taking a massive shit rn if thats hot to any of you weirdos

Looking for user that told yesterday about raping GF's friend when she wasn't there

Yeah mate we dont roll with cucking or hotwifing.

She's very much prude about herself outside the home. We doesn't have social media of any forms, she willfully disconnected herself from anyone she knows (moving and changing number, literally only has me, brother and grandma in her phone) and is very much only about our home and relationship. She doesn't wear anything revealing, only listens to classic country and Christian stations. Seriously can't get any better

I used Facebook to find some stacked dude from across the country. Downloaded a shit ton of pics from his insta and facebook.

Found some pics of a well hung dude on Yea Forums photoshopped the dudes face on a couple and the rest I just cropped out the face.

I work as a high school P.E teacher and get to see some nice upskirt shots usually on a daily basis, some nice looking young bodies in swimsuits when we do swimming and have even been lucky enough to see some exposed pussy also. My dick is hard most of the time I love my job.

Damn awesome

How did you get to see the pussy?

Have you ever hit on the girls? Do you think they would go for it

I’m a therapist and it’s hard for me to not get hard listening to the super slutty shit girls these days do

You are in such a prime position to have a plethora of sluts available to you at any moment

What sorts of things do they tell you?

What’s the age range and what kind of things have the girls told you?

Ive been cumming in my daughter's food for the past year

A couple of times during swimming and a few upskirt no underwear or loose to the side so I got to see.

I'm not really interested in young girls that way but I love the taboo of being able to see what I'm not suppose to see

How old is she?

6

38

Any stories about that or anything else?

just found out im having a child but im actually terrified of what I might do to it if its a girl...

Yes it’s so true, and I have inside knowledge of them so I’d know exactly how to manipulate them. It sucks I think about it too much

I’m a Adolescent/teen therapist so 13-18 mostly.

Oh man I mean I could write a book.

The biggest thing I will say is over the last 10 years the sexuality of girls on the younger end has skyrocketed.

Teens are having groupsex at a higher rate, they are having risky sex at a higher rate, and young girls are super pressured to put out and send nudes.

>young girls are super pressured to put out and send nudes.
This is really bad

is everyone larping, as an incel I took pleasure in thinking on Yea Forums i was surrounded only by others like me

I jerk off in my sil's shoes.

can you share the steps to manipulate them?

Yes it is. Especially since at 13-14 they don’t quite have the emotional tools to say no.

It’s sad really in the last year I’ve had about 10 new clients who started therapy because they got depressed/suicidal after their nudes got passed around school

Lol no, I don’t actually do it, plus it depends girl to girl, depending on what their issues are

I like to show my v& aged girlfriend off online. She was 14 when we met and we've been together for for three years. I especially like to show her off to people who don't know her age but talk about the depraved stuff they'd do to her. Just the thought of them unknowingly Corrupting themselves further with my girl as the catalyst turns me on

I want to fuck my sister real bad, I've been fantasizing about fucking her ever since I was 14, it's been 10 years since then and she's still as hot as ever. The closest I ever got was fondling her boobs while we both had to sleep in a room together a few years ago.

As much as I fantasize about this shit, I also dread having to deal with whatever emotional garbage that may come with it. If only she sees me as a fuckbuddy, and we can both fuck for fun on and off occasionally, that would be amazing.

I have an ear fetish. maybe noses too, im unsure..

Btw is that common? Never heard anyone else with it idk

I compulsively show my leftist wife's nudes to alt-righters

I voted trump! now lets see this lefist slut!

If you were to do it what would you do?.

Can be in a broad sense of the most regular issues.

I dunno depressed or daddy issue sluts for example

There's an entire board on Yea Forums for hookups. Yea Forums is about everything from sex to woodworking to political wankery to jerking off to the memories of smells of girls who walk by you on the street to installing gentoo.

I vote McAfee because Trump is a secret Jew liberal! Show ME your wife instead!

What’s the worst story you’ve heard

How did that happen when you slept in one room?

Hardcore foot fetish. Not into humiliation, but a hardcore foot fetish. My gf has such small, soft feet and it drives me wild. She knows about this and even enjoys it when i suck her toes and so on. Ive only gotten a footjob on occasion but ive never blew a larger load being with my gf then when it was from a footjob and there was cum all over her soles and pretty blue painted toes.
>thank you

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Buy a google.

Daddy/abandonment issues. Is it just acting as a strong male figure or is there more?

OK Tarantino!

I have a bf, and I REALLY want to fuck my best friend.
Honest to God, can't get him out of my mind, it's been a whole year and I've actively tried to stop wanting him, I just... Hng he's fuckin HoT
Its not a one-off crush, it's a full on lust.
I've invited him and my bf to a threesome HOPING to get a chance to see his cock, sadly my bf declined

I've consented to rape from him. I don't know if he thinks it's a joke, but fuck, it's not a joke. if he rapes me, I wouldn't tell anyone, his name would stay clear, and fuck I'd enjoy it. I've also consented to a necrofuck once im dead, but god I hope I don't have to die to feel that

The only fight we've ever had was on this topic. He'd given me the false hope that maybe someday it would happen, but he's done that to others about different things. I'm still not sure if there's any chance we can fuck, but oh my God man I want to

I've thought about him while i fucked my bf multiple times. I want him so bad I can't think sometimes eeeek
He knows I want him and the extent of it. He's not weird about it or anything.. tbh he teases me about it a lot... When he teases me, idk if he means to do this but he makes me so horny, my God man. It's just so much lust, so much want, this man can make me MELT over the internet

When we were in school together he'd joke around and choke me sometimes. Turned me on so much that I genuinely couldn't hold back my horny-face. I'm not sure if he knows that that face wasn't a joke, it was a genuine response. He makes this super hot sadistic face when he does it too, but I'm not sure if that's legit or if he was playing along with me.

I just bought a lovense lush 2 and I want him to control it. It'd be so fun omg

FUCK ME HARD SIR PLEASE

I prefer people to correct their typos or employ a language

Her bed was queen sized and I was sleeping beside her which makes it easy for me to creep up to her. She had no bra on that night as well. I couldn't sleep because I had a boner on the entire night even though I only played with her boobs and nipples for a couple of minutes. It's kinda interesting how she can still sleep like deadfish while having erect nipples though.

Rape, girl was 9 dad got drunk every night with buddies, dads drunk buddy one night went into her room and climbed on top of her. She screamed for her dad, her dad just walked over and shut the door that was left over and let his buddy rape her.

It was sickening. One of two things usually happen the girl ends up with severe ptsd and has a hard time having any sexual relationships or they go the other way and they view their self worth as being connected to how many guys want to fuck them.

This girl was severally traumatized and suffered from bad ptsd

I have a hot girlfriend who I love very dearly but I really want to fuck a tranny. What the fuck

I think I remember you, I remember you telling this story once before.

It’s usually rooted in that but you need to identify the certain thing that triggers their slutty ness. For a lot of girls it has to do with viewing their self worth as connected to if guys want to fuck them or not.

Then she was pretending to still sleep, fool. You should have gone further slowly. Gotten her hand on top of yours to encourage her to steer yours.

I haven’t told that story on here before, but I’m sure it’s happened before

Holy shit. Made sure the father was prosecuted? He needs to hang.

Well there was another therapist on here with the same story where the Dad let his friend fuck (rape) his daughter, and he mainly worked with adolescent teen girls also.

If it wasn't you then it's a bit sad that I've heard this type of story twice from 2 different therapists.

When you divorce him, look me up and I will be faithful to you

I don't believe that to be the case, she was snoring while remaining motionless like that before and after me fondling her. It's sort of those times when you can tell a person is completely asleep.

She wasn’t a client of mine until she was 14, she had already been removed from her dads care. Unfortunately there was no proof it happened, and the dad had “no idea” who it could have been.

Yeah that’s crazy! The dad didn’t has much “let” him rape her as he didn’t care to stop it

interesting what other triggers are there?

damn that was hot to read love when sluts go full on crazy like that. Got a nice body to abuse?

For some it’s control. There is a certain type of spoiled brat I deal with, they don’t operate on self worth they already value themselves highly they don’t like being told what they can and can’t have

There are no other mold or decay fetishists in the entire world. Feelssadman.

I came on my step daughter's ass when she was sleeping. I pulled her panties down and stroked it until it dripped on her ass. Then I rubbed it on her butt and put some on her pussy. I then pulled her panties back upand let it dry on her all night.

Does her name start with an M?

When I was fixing my sisters macbook I discovered she had a folder full of interracial porn. Ever since I have fantasized about watching her have sex with black men

Any crazy sexual stories they’ve told you?

Was visiting cousin's house on vacation to Florida. I got drunk after everyone went to bed and ended up jerking her dog off in the laundry room. She came in and the dog started furiously licking his dick.
I was 28 at the time with my 3 kids there asleep. Lol wtf was I doing

meh try harder

I've been told I do, but it's not my place to judge my own body.

He very much thinks I do, hehe.. man...

Hot, I discovered my ex girlfriend had a bunch of interracial porn in her browser history. I checked it every so often and fantasized about her getting blacked.

Wow

I wore my moms bra and panties while sucking my best friends dick.

so how does one do to manipulate that type?

wanna show me that or talk more somewhere else?

I wear diapers, not for a sexual reason or a medical reason, but because it comforts me

and yes, i use them for their intended purpose

I know a girl with a nose fetish

There was a girl who admitted that when she was 12 she gave head to 6 15 year olds in a garage

A girl from my school sucked 5+ nigs one after the other under outside stairs

Should have called the zoo

It’s becoming common. I mean not that extreme, but I’ve had a lot of girls in therapy tell me they had a threesome at a young age usually with 2 guys

I fuck myself with a toothbrush cuz I'm too young to get sex toys

put it in your ass too

underage b&

Tell us more stories. I’d love to be a therapist.

When i was young me and my step brother used to hang out all the time. When i was 12 ish we were hanging out and he introduced me to porn. It wasnt normal porn tho, it was hentai about a crossdressing guy that fucked his brother. After he said he has some of my stepmothers clothes and asked if i wanted to try any on. I put on her panties and pantyhose as he watched from bed. Then he asked me to come and lay down with him. After a bit of awkward silence he started to feel me up so i did the same back. Then after a while i ended up sucking his cock and letting him fuck me. It turned into a regular thing for about 3 years until i moved into my moms house and never saw him again. I guess thats what turned me into a tranny lol

Do you have a hole or a pole?

Well I know 3 girls aged 11-13 that did that as I was there when it happened, had sleepovers at friends house who had a younger sister, she starts trying to show off for attention and it ended with sexy time.

Are most of the girls first sexual experiences with boys their own age or with someone older?
Did you get any idea of how old they were when they had those experiences.

My mom died in a car accident when I was young after we had just moved into our new house. After that, my dad became super depressed and I started acting out. I started bullying my little sister. We were playing on the roof of the house, where my dad was building some new add-ons. I accidentally pushed my sister off the roof and killed her. My dad buried her in the backyard, and locked me in the basement for months. I only managed to escape in the confusion, when one of my friends came looking for me and my dad somehow got a hold of him. After I got out, and set fire to the house, and ran off never looking back. After that I pretty much ended up in the streets, and then eventually the system. That was 20 years ago. I never saw my dad ever again, and I don't know what happened to my friend, or if they ever found my sister's body, but I found out later that apparently my dad tried to cover it all up by pretending we were kidnapped. To be honest, I don't give a fuck. I just put all of it behind me.

nice....go on?

wut

You wouldn’t, it’s a lot of depressing shit, the sexual stuff is about only 20% of what comes up. I have to actually stop myself from asking too many irrelevant questions because it’s the only thing that actually keeps my interest.

I’m guessing this is a little more recent?

There was a 13 year old who was in a sexual relationship with this group of friends. They were neighborhood friends i guess and it was 4 guys and her who grew up together. For whatever reason she just started having sex with them one by one and they basically shared her. But she wanted an actual relationship but couldn’t pick, didn’t want to stop sleeping with any of them and didn’t want any of them to get upset if she picked one of them. She expected me to have some solid answer for her. The dark part of me wanted to tell her to expand her horizons and fuck other guys too just so she could come back and tell me about it but I gave her practical advice and told her she is 13 she shouldn’t be having sex with anyone and in that situation there is nothing she can do to avoid hurting someone

ur a dick

I'm enjoying pumping my asian wife with white seed.

so, like the guys were her age?

It actual varies a lot. Being a therapist obviously I deal with a lot of sexual abuse so a lot of big age gaps there.

More often then not it’s someone older almost never younger but usually only 1 to 2 years older. As for attraction though they almost always are attracted to guys ALOT older then them. Which is VERY scary, because if they actually tried they are very likely able to fuck these guys they are into

I didn’t actual ask but it sounded like that

Not much to say really all 3 girls had already experimented a bit with their brother and they was open and willing and I just when with it, I didn't try and force or manipulate them they were doing it to be the center of attention.

>I’m guessing this is a little more recent?
No it was like 15 years ago now

I was drinking with my daughter one night after a cookout (she is an adult) and she told me that her sister's ex husband raped her when she was 13.
She also told me that one of her girlfriends ate her out and she didn't want to participate but she just froze. The friend then grabbed her head and forced her down and she ended up eating the friend's puss. She is so sweet. Fucking assholes manipulating her.

No pole, but don't dudes also have a hole? I've just got two of em oop
^ what a smartass i am thinkin I'm funny

I'd rather just talk lol, don't want pics of me anywhere >w

I'm an emotional masochist and I want my loving girlfriend to cheat on me and emotionally abuse me and leave me for someone else so I can get off.

if you're not showing face it's a drop of water in the ocean, plus you can send it to me in private ;)

Always offered to watch my neighbors daughter when she was little..... so I could do things to her alone

I have a gf but when I’m alone I fantasize and jerk to the thought of my two best friends gangbanging my mom. I want them to really fuck her up: spanking, choking, spitting, degrading, name calling, make her eat their asses and smack her face, pissing, etc.

It’s the only thing that gets me off

Maybe you should just kill your self then you fucking loser. Or are you to much of a pussy to do that too?

i see, do you have any interesting, more recent stories?
do you have any stories involving girls ages 11-12?

>Fucked my step-sister
>Just ruined my ex-gf's social life and relationship because she drunk dialed me and lead me on to thinking she wanted to get back together
>Met a chick on a dating site who keeps asking me if I'd fuck a guy for her. Might do it because I'm desperate for affection and company and the feeling of being wanted

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Did you?

What’s the oldest a girl told you she slept with consensually

Nope at 16 I developed a MILF fetish and left the girls behind.

What the fuck, man....

i mean that was to the therapist guy

Oi nah fam lol the only people I'd let see my naked self are my bf and himmm :sweat_smile:

*Some of them want to use you*
*Some of them want to get used byyy you*

:P

I used to let my dog fuck me all the time when i was in middle and highschool. Then i got a job at a animal shelter and let them fuck me everyday until my coworker saw and i got fired

Want to rape and impregnate my friend against her will. Turn her into the perfect fuck toy as well

Share?

What’s your favourite breed of dog to fuck

How do you let a dog fuck you? Like, in the ass or somethin?

There was a 16 year old who was sleeping with her 42 year old married boss.

A girl who slept with her step dad who was in his 40’s

And quite a few sleeping with guys in their 20’s

I want to be raped and turned into a sex toy by my friend
How bout that, man

>Update

I wish she would use me.

Im married pending divorced got a girl preggo im 10 yrd older then and find out if im going to die for it or not in 48hrs or less

I like german shepard but my favorite would have to be doberman because the short hair makes it easier to suck his cock
.Mouth and in my ass. the knot is the best part but is hard to fit

Well I'm a normal person and my girlfriend never gave a fuck about me, mentally abused me and cheated on me for a year, and now just recently left me for another man and I still love her and it hurts.

Wanna trade? Fuck, I'll throw in $1000 on top. You got no idea what you got and you're thinking too hard with your dick. Smack yourself and wake the fuck up son

Your first name

Many times because our parents would party a lot and go out so i had all the time in the world with her. Plus we’d share a bed together because she was scared to sleep out in the living room

It happened to me too before. How do you think I acquired the kink? I know what I'm getting into.

how old were you?

You hunt down the rapist yet?

Saw my mom fucking 2 guys while my dad watched.

Oh fuck...

She cheated and cucked me after highschool and throughough college for several years. It's done now, but I have the same desire to be emotionally abused by my current girlfriend.

I was 16 she was 10

go fuck your pillow dumbass

did you fuck her (vaginally ofc)?

My ex fingered my ass all the time and pegged me a few times.

Idk how to get my current girlfriend to do it.

oh, and did she like it?
did you came inside?

Holy shit how did the 16 year old end up sleeping with her boss?

My cousin that I care about more than anything on earth got raped when she was 14 and I tracked down the guy, I have a gun, I kinda want to go kill him but I don't know if I should do it or not

I didn’t start with fucking but i did eventually work up to it..... but holy shit she was the wettest girl ever

I'm in the same boat. Ex gf told me I was lucky she was into it because other girls would find it disgusting and call me a faggot. It's stopped me from being open about it with my recent fling. It sucks. Ex gf was a cunt...

She loved orgasms.... at first she always thought she was gunna pee but I said fuck it one time and didn’t stop to let her pee and she had an explosive orgasm

Take your time and don’t get caught

Don’t do it user. I fucked my little sister in the ass once. We still have a good relationship, but not only do I still feel guilty about it, but I’m caught in a loop of wanting to do it again, jerking off about it, and then feeling guilty about it all over again.

do tell more

I'm 23 dating a 14 year old

She hit on him, hung around until everyone left and forced herself on him. She’s a narcassist

I want to bimboficate or Thotificate my Partner purely for my own enjoyment and pleasure. To see her twisted into a sexy fucked bitch would be great.

A few years ago, I went to visit my mom in Japan. While in Japan, I visited a few shady spots and due to a few food poisoning incidents, had to use their sketchy bathrooms.

Unknown to me, I was secretly recorded the bathroom at this one SKETCHY PLACES. The video was then uploaded to a porn site.

I recently found out about the video because my weird friend found it and recognized me. Fortunately he's the only one who knows and told me he won't tell anyone as long as I don't tell anyone about his scat/voyuerism fetish.

I am so humiliated. I just want the video down.

The thing is that she doesn't want me to go after him, and I could be someone clumsy, I think I'm just going to pay a gang to kill him

I want to be kidnapped and turned into a huge titted bimbo sissy for prostitution and used as a sex toy.

>one time
the only time or every other time?

at 16 ,you basically have adult dick. how the fuck did you fit?
has the tightness changed as you fucked her or is it just a meme?

I was in love with this girl for years before she finally agreed to date me. Part of the agreement was that she got to keep sleeping with whoever she wants. She loves to sit on my face for hours at a time.

No, first couple times I just used fingers. Once I could get 2 fingers inside her without her being in pain, id make her cum to get her really wet. Then id slowly work my dick in. It took quite a few times but once their horny enough and wet enough you can pound away.

link to video?

tonight on "shit that never happened"

White Castle committed murder on my colon in '19.

thisvid.com/videos/japanese-girl-gassy-poop/

what were doing with cum?
did she just left it inside or what (not like it would make difference if she didn't) ?

Every girl I’ve been in a serious relationship with (3) has cheated on me.

Hot

Guess they weren't in a serious relationship.

I just pushed balls deep and pumped her full of cum. We’d lay there for a while after then she’d go to the bathroom them get dressed

Married for 13 years bruh

Sauce?

I said them, unless you are married to a cheater? Either way if you are happy man good!

Got to sleep, Dad.

When I was 6, I had sex with a 7 year old in a Brazilian Birthday party.

Sexual secrets well I guess mine is that for a short period is was drugging girls I knew (wife’s family, girlfriends of friends, acquaintances). We’d go out to bars or nice restaurants, buy up lots of drinks. Slip them into the last nights shot.

How did it feel?

greentext?

when i was 14 i molested my brothers, ended up getting sent to live with my grandparents who lived a couple miles away while i went through therapy

ended up completing it and got my records sealed so i dont have a criminal record or anything, and i have a good relationship with my brothers now.

also im gay and my family is mormon so that's a blast

We both didnt know what we were doing. Beraly knew what sex was. All i knew is that she felt good down there and so did I, I remember climaxing but not cumming..

Man I do that a lot anyway lol

I jerk off with worms

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Yep. She has. Hubby is probably on here too kek.. I dont think I have ever had a relationship where I didnt cheat.

Same. Ashley Madison dude.

Wife and I were hurting for money. My friend joked if I was a girl I could escort to make easy cash. I started crossdressing and practiced being passable. I became a crossdressing escort after that.

Does Ashley Madison actually have any women? I thought the leak revealed 95% men 5% bots. I usually just go after involved women I meet in my day-to-day life.

I checked out a pretty waitress, that was serving the table next to me, without asking and receiving prior consent from her.

I am so ashamed :(

Details! Sounds hot!

>Fryer basket handle in the ass

In your's or the the victims?

Yeah. It just takes patience. I've had 4 women from there. If you are near a big city it definitely helps.

Fair. I'm in a reasonably big city, but tbh I also enjoy the process of seducing women who aren't initially inclined to cheat but are clearly unsatisfied in their relationships.

What details would you like?

Was at a party and this girl was super drunk and feeling up on me a bit and i jokingly said " your hands are so small i bet the wouldnt fit around my dick" she says yeah they would and proceded to grab my dick and jerk it then bragged on how she sucked the best dick( it was average lol) after we started fucking people keptcoming into the room and eventually turned intos gangbang with like 7 guys and her lol

Did your wife know? Did you grow to like it? How many men? Were they hung?

continue

I knew my friend had been raped and all the trauma that had come with it, and I still couldn't help myself and raped her while she was drunk.

I.P Logged
Dox in progress.
See you soon.

My wife thinks I’m just dressing up to go hang out with my mom and sister, since I hang with them dressed at times. I’ve been with 8 guys. Smallest was 5, biggest was 10.

Yeah, but if you're married, you then run the risk of getting shot down and having to wonder if they know your SO. Kinda sketch.

How old were you both?

Why do you crossdress with your mom and sister? And did you like getting fucked?

She was 35 and i was 30, she had a lot of cocks before but never in the ass so i took her ass virginity

Did you post last night? Or the night before?

Windowsill? You creep.

I undressed and took pics of my wifes passed out drunk friend.

wickr: bigboot99

Fair. If I get married it will be to a girl who lets me seduce other boyfriended, engaged, or married women.

I fucked an escort for free

In the right situation if I got my mom drunk I'm 99% sure I could fuck her but.....eh.

For fun. To go shopping and stuff like that!
And I didn’t like it at first but I love it now.

Bump for secrets

my gf is an escort and I tell her to text me pics before she meets a client to show me what she's wearing

Hope one day to find wife's nudes/ sex pics etc before we were married.

tell that story

^me

I spend a lot of my free time making deepfakes

>And I didn’t like it at first but I love it now.
Do you like it better than sex with your wife?

Literal Oldfag here. What the fuck are deepfakes?

Fake videos made using large photo sets of faces and deep learning algorithms. I focus mostly on the fake porn variety.

So the algorithm just finds a vid that's the closest match to the face/body you put into it?

Yup I do. I cum untouched everytime I’m being fucked now.

No the algorithm trains a model that swaps one face for another, you still need to manually find good matches in terms of body type and face shape. Also requires a fairly powerful computer.

Good girl!

Ah gotcha. The future is now, apparently. e

am a massive diaperfag. currently double diapered under my night clothes trying to decide if i should be allowed to fappp

Most days, I go on omegle (with various feminism and female supremacy tags) and paste "M here. Seeking F who hates men and will enjoy ruining my life." into the chat. I really would go through with it if a man-hating woman (or femanon, hint hint) took me up on the offer, but no one ever does.
Yes, this is a fetish, so it counts for the thread. Yes, I'm willing to throw my life away for sexual arousal. Life is short.

check out some examples on mr deepfakes

emotional sadist reporting in

you'll find someone user, and it is the best fucking kink

I support you. I don't have the same fetish but I have other weird things I'm into. Sometimes you're more sexually satisfied being unable to cum than you are from cumming.

Damn straight! Lol. I started taking girl pills 6 months ago I bought online to help.

>tfw both you and wife have this fetish and both fantasize about meeting a unicorn who steadily takes control of our marriage and makes us both obsessed with her to the point where we don't care about each other anymore

Your support and understanding mean alot. Thank you.

Has your wife noticed anything?

...

Not yet. I haven’t much either besides my skin being slightly softer.

I found my best friend's porn account where she accepts tributes, lists all of her fetishes, has her relationship listed as open, and RPs as an 18 year old girl. Every now and then I'll message her to get nudes when I'm too horny to worry about feeling disgusted with myself.

Sounds exciting though!

tell us her fetishes

It is! I can’t wait till my body fills out and I fit in my tops and dresses better!

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Hot! Plus your ass and hips should fill out more too

Yup I really want that!

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I'd love you to cum in your wife and then wipe your dick off on my face.

You're welcome user.

My dick is so tiny. I’m made to be a woman lol.

That just makes it hotter.

I've been fucking my best friend's girlfriend behind his back for the last year, and I don't know what to do about the crushing guilt.

When i was a kid I found a dead racoon on the side of the road. I placed it in my backpack and took it with me in the forest, I wanted to know what a vagina felt like. It was so fucking disgusting as soon as I placed my dick inside of it's vagina I instantly regretted it.

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bruh
knock up my wife and make me raise your tranny spawn

Aw thanks. I haven’t been able to get hard for a girl in a while though.

Your wife hasn't noticed that?

She knows. She tends to have a low sex drive so I blame it on that.

Fair.
Does viagra work?

Yes. It does but not for long.

Long enough to cum in a pussy and rub your girlcock on my face?

Lol sure! Of course I would be in a dress and makeup though!

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That's how I want it honey!

>There's an entire board on Yea Forums for hookups
Where is such board?

/soc/

Nice!

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I can't cum unless I'm rubbing my nipples, I am male.

Post dick pic before thread 404s?

How old are you?

you're being mean :(

Send me 1000 dollars and I'm just a lone neet needy for attention and money